Chapter 350: Almost sent away!
That smile, when seen by everyone, suddenly sent a chill down their spines, making them shiver.
Ye Wanxi's fans were the first to react, typing out a few lines with trembling hands.
Oh no, seeing Xiaoyezi's expression, I have a feeling she's about to unleash a powerful attack.
[Upstairs +1, every time Xiaoyezi shows this expression, it gives me the feeling that a great demon king is about to arrive, and I can't help but want to cover my head and squat down.]
[What is Little Leaf trying to do? Waaaaah, I'm nervous, scared, and a little excited all at the same time. Am I going crazy?]
[The Ye fan upstairs shouldn't be so self-important, even mentioning "ultimate moves." I think she's just angry and reckless, throwing caution to the wind! I'm waiting to see her embarrass herself.]
The online trolls watched as Ye Wanxi raised her hand to beckon a staff member to the stage, and then saw the staff member's surprised and indescribable complex expression as she left. They were almost certain that Ye Wanxi would crash and burn tonight, and thus began their revelry in advance.
However, everyone held their breath when they saw the musical instrument that the staff member had brought back.
Holy crap, what is that?! Why is that staff member carrying such a huge and long suona (a traditional Chinese wind instrument)?!
Online trolls & haters: "..." I have a bad feeling!
No, she would never brag about something like that. She's just bluffing. That's for sure!
The desperate struggles of the online trolls and haters were futile. Ye Wanxi took the suona, thanked the staff, and then, ignoring the stunned looks on everyone's faces, began to play the instrument.
Woo——
A sharp sound echoed throughout the recording studio, reaching straight to the top of one's head.
Ye Wanxi played a familiar wedding song, and the cheerful energy could almost burst out of the string of notes, overwhelming the audience present and those watching the live stream.
The audience, instantly feeling like they were at a wedding, exclaimed: "What the hell?! Aba aba... aba aba aba..."
As we all know, playing the suona requires a very high lung capacity. Most people would run out of breath after playing just a few notes, let alone a whole song.
But once Ye Wanxi started blowing, she couldn't stop and kept blowing for a full five minutes.
The audience, who had been listening blankly for five minutes, felt their heads buzzing and their eyes glazed over. Even the most dedicated online trolls were stunned, their trembling hands unable to touch the keyboard.
Five minutes later, the piece ended, and Ye Wanxi smiled shyly with a slightly flushed face, saying, "Today is a good day, so I played a festive tune. I'm sorry for the poor performance."
"..." Thank goodness today is a good day. If it were a bad day, would you have blown us all away with a horn?!
"Please don't be offended or laugh at me. I haven't played for a long time, so I'm a bit rusty. If you don't mind, I'll go back and practice some more, and I'll perform for you again next time. It will definitely be better than this time."
"!!!" Another episode?! Damn, are you really trying to get rid of us all?!
As if they had heard some devil's whisper, the audience shuddered and finally found their hands again, frantically typing on the keyboard, their eagerness as if they were saving not the show, but their own lives!
[What the hell! Who suggested she perform? Come out here, or I'll blow you to pieces with a horn!]
[I knew it! I knew it! Little Leaf's ultimate move is always long-lasting and incredibly powerful, but some people just wouldn't believe it! Well, look what happened, indiscriminate attack, they're all wiped out!]
Good heavens! Seriously! God knows what I went through in those five minutes! I imagined a whole host of ethereal and pretentious instruments like the guqin, flute, xiao, xun, sheng, drum, and pipa, but I never expected her to perform this. She almost killed me with just one song!
After listening to this performance, I suddenly felt like I had transcended life and death; my skull had been ripped open, and I found peace.
[Pfft, am I the only one curious about those paid trolls and haters from before? Where are they? Come out and show yourselves. Weren't you all clamoring for Xiaoyezi to perform for you? Now that she's performed, why don't you say something?]
[Trolls & Haters: Thanks for the invitation. I'm dead. If you need anything, burn paper money for me; for minor matters, summon my spirit; for major matters, dig up my grave.]
[Publicly hired trolls & haters: We thought we were invincible, until she pulled out that huge suona!]
Ye Wanxi's fans, who suffered a soul-crushing blow, tried to find some solace in their bitterness by retaliating against their rivals. It really was just a tiny bit!
The audience and mentors, who were also shocked, stared at Ye Wanxi in disbelief. It took them a while to shakily raise their hands, pick up their water glasses, and take a sip to calm themselves down.
After realizing what terrible things Ye Wanxi had just said, Grandma Song screamed in a trembling voice, "No... no need for next time. You played very well today, very skillfully and with great feeling. You're great, no less than anyone else here."
The people on the stage nodded hurriedly, their expressions showing no reluctance, only relief and fear of surviving a disaster.
There's a reason why the suona is called a "rogue in the music world." Its sound has extremely strong penetrating power, and when it gets going, it can take down an entire band.
Ye Wanxi's suona playing is the epitome of scoundrel, so bad that once you hear it, you never want to hear it a second time.
It's not that it's particularly bad, but I feel that if I listen to this kind of music a couple more times, I might really pass away.
"Yes, yes, yes, Teacher Song is right. You performed exceptionally well; you were the best player of the night! You don't need to practice anymore!"
[Well, it might not be the best way to put it, but I definitely accept this as the best performance of the night. Because after hearing her performance, my head is still spinning, and I can't remember anything the other acting teachers did.]
[Seconded! Tonight's first place is well-deserved. So please, please don't come back next time.]
[Hahaha, you can feel everyone's strong will to survive even through the screen! It's both heartbreaking and hilarious.]
At this point, the only one who still retained a shred of rationality was probably Chairman Zhong. He coughed lightly and stared intently at Ye Wanxi, saying, "What I'm more curious about is, why did you think of learning this?"
“Perhaps it’s because…” Ye Wanxi pondered for a moment.
Thinking back to when someone first came to teach me this thing, he had remarked with remarkable self-awareness: "He's so deserving of a beating, he's offended at least a thousand people every day. He might get into trouble someday. If that happens, my junior sister can use this thing to send him off on his final journey, then his life won't have been in vain. That's why this thing is special..."
"practical?"
Everyone: "..." This is indeed an answer that is hard to refute.
You should know that this is an instrument that is said to be played from the full moon until the seventh day after death.
It can not only bring you here, but also send you away! Who dares to say it's not practical!
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(End of this chapter)
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