Chapter 803 Swollen Like a Pig's Head
Snap—
"Aww—"
The sound of the fish tail slapping the young man's face followed by his cry of pain rang out one after the other, and the fat snipe that caused all of this fell back into the water with a splash after slapping the man.
Just before falling into the water, it even raised its head and flapped its little wings a few times, full of provocation.
Captain Nie and the others were a bit stunned by the unexpected attack. After they came to their senses, some of them rushed to check on the young man who had been hit head-on, while others stood there dumbfounded, holding their fishing rods.
Captain Nie was the first to regain his senses and exclaimed, "Quick, quick, catch it! Don't let it get away!"
The others then seemed to wake up from their daze, got into position, grabbed their tools, and began frantically scooping into the river.
I thought the fish was fast, and it might have already disappeared somewhere in the blink of an eye.
To everyone's surprise, just a few seconds after dipping their hands in the water, another young man exclaimed, "We got it! We got it!"
That was a young man who was relatively close to Captain Nie. Upon seeing this, Captain Nie hurriedly stepped forward to help retrieve him.
The smelt that had just fallen back into the water was caught again. Captain Nie was delighted, and then he saw the fish flap its little wings and fly out of the fishing net.
With the lesson of being humiliated in the past still fresh in his mind, Captain Nie froze when he saw this scene.
Sure enough, the little snail flapped its tiny wings like an angry bird and flew swiftly towards Captain Nie. When it got close, it nimbly performed a dragon tail swipe, slapping Captain Nie's face with its tail.
Another powerful blow landed, and Captain Nie's face turned bright red.
As for why we filmed him but not the guy who fished it out, Little Winfish put his hands on his hips and said, "To catch a thief, catch the king first. Do you really think it's stupid? This guy kept shouting for people to catch it, so who else should we slap? Humph!"
Captain Nie never imagined that after living to such an old age, he would be slapped in the face by a fish.
After the initial bewilderment, the burning pain on his face quickly brought him back to his senses, and also made him furious with the bear-fish that liked to slap people with its tail.
Ignoring his reddened face, he shouted, "Go get it! Everyone go help me get it! I refuse to believe that after all these years in this water town, I can't even handle a clownfish. Today, I'm going to get this ugly fish and make fish soup!"
Once Captain Nie gave the order, no one else had a reason to object. They all picked up their fishing nets and diligently began fishing.
Little did they know, Captain Nie was angry, and so was the little Yingyu. It was bad enough that these people suddenly came to catch it, but they even wanted to make fish soup from it. What was most outrageous was that they dared to call it ugly. How was it ugly? It was clearly the most beautiful fish in this water!
The consequence of both sides being blinded by anger was that the little fish went all out, slapping the person with its tail every time it was caught, then falling back into the water, being caught again, slapping the person again, falling back into the water, and repeating the cycle.
Within minutes, all the people Captain Nie brought had been slapped. They didn't bleed, but half of their faces were swollen, making them look like they had been beaten.
As the primary target of retaliation, Captain Nie was photographed far more often than the others. As a result, while the others only had half of their faces swollen, his entire face was swollen.
In Grandpa Lü's words, it was swollen like a pig's head.
Everything happened so suddenly and so absurdly that Ye Wanxi and her companion were initially caught off guard.
Later, realizing what was happening, Ye Wanxi wanted to tell Captain Nie that they could help, and there was no need to waste time and energy trying to salvage the situation.
Unfortunately, Captain Nie had just been humiliated and was in a state of agitation, so how could he calmly listen to her?
The two sides on the shore and on the ground faced off for a long time, and Captain Nie's face was so painful that he almost cried out.
Just then, another young man scooped the fish up.
Upon seeing the fish, everyone was no longer excited; instead, a sense of fear and dread arose.
Especially when they saw the fish fly up again, everyone instinctively wanted to drop what they were holding and protect their faces.
"Catch it up, quick, quick, catch it up for me!" Captain Nie shouted at the others while covering his face with his hands, wanting them to quickly pull up the large net and catch it.
Several quick-thinking young men did manage to pull up a net, but the unfortunate fish wouldn't have any of it. Wherever they pulled, it would fly in the opposite direction.
Now look what's happened! A group of people are chasing after the flying fish all over the place, as if it were a game, which infuriates everyone.
Just as Captain Nie finally snapped out of his daze and remembered that he had some small gadgets specifically for catching people.
The moment it was pulled out, the little guy seemed to sense danger. It braked suddenly, swung its tail to shake off its pursuers, and then charged straight at Ye Wanxi.
Ye Wanxi was also somewhat surprised, but she still stopped Feng Tianyu from making a move immediately.
She could tell that the fish meant her no harm.
In that brief moment of hesitation, Yingyu, at full power, plunged headfirst into Ye Wanxi's arms.
"Miss Ye, be careful!" Captain Nie's expression changed drastically, thinking that Yingyu was planning to attack Ye Wanxi.
It's one thing for these rough men to get hit a couple of times, but Miss Ye is a girl and a celebrity. If her face gets damaged by this clownfish, it could cause serious trouble.
As soon as Captain Nie finished speaking, the Yingyu nestled close to Ye Wanxi's chest, letting out two soft, weak cries. It even clung tightly to Ye Wanxi's arm with its tiny wings, behaving exceptionally obediently and submissively. It was nothing like the invincible demonic fish that had just overwhelmed everyone.
Captain Nie and the others chasing after Yingyu: "..." The contrast was too stark, and their faces felt even more painful.
Ye Wanxi: "..." Although your cuteness is indeed somewhat adorable, those two quacking sounds at this moment are really distracting. No, she can't hold back her laughter.
Feng Tianyu was also very dissatisfied with the little Yingyu's initiative to throw itself into Ye Wanxi's arms. He reached out and grabbed the Yingyu's wing, pulling it out of Ye Wanxi's arms. Then he casually tossed it in front of the little black dog.
The little black dog was stunned by the impact. After it came to its senses, it reached out and pressed down on the fish's fat belly, refusing to let go no matter how much the fish struggled.
Yingyu initially intended to beat up the dog, but after being pinned to the ground, it realized that this was not a dog at all, but a strange and powerful demon beast!
The little snail was terrified and struggled even more fiercely, but this time it was no longer trying to throw itself into someone's arms, but trying to run away.
Unfortunately, the great demon was several levels stronger than it, so how could it let it escape? It even sniffed the little fish while it was splashing around, which scared the little fish so much that its scales stood up!
(End of this chapter)
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