Chapter 982 What else do you want from a bicycle?
When Producer Yao said this, not only were the guests taken aback, but the viewers in the live broadcast room couldn't help but gloat after their initial surprise.
[Hahaha, hemorrhoids!!! I never knew the director had such a hidden ailment!]
[Director: You're such a sly fellow, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, yet you're full of bad intentions! How can you just blurt things out like that? Can't we still be brothers?]
[Hahahaha, I can't take it anymore, this show must be cursed. After a series of ups and downs including a car accident, a serious illness, and a breakup for the guests, even the director couldn't escape it, getting a hemorrhoid. The remaining guests are trembling with fear...]
The director, who was hiding behind the camera, froze, his hair practically standing on end under the concerned gazes coming from all directions.
"That bastard Lao Yao! I told him to just make up some excuse to fool the guests, but he went and said I had hemorrhoids. That's a lie, an absolute lie!"
The planner standing next to him twitched his lips helplessly upon hearing this, thinking to himself, "You know what kind of person Producer Yao is. Talking to him like this is just asking him to screw you over."
Producer Yao was unaware that the director behind the camera was jumping up and down in frustration. After giving a serious explanation, he immediately got to the point.
"Everyone's here. Let me briefly explain today's filming schedule. Ladies and gentlemen, we are currently on a private island in a small town in southern D country. Next, we will enter Windsorbell Castle, the residence of the island's owner, for a two-day, one-night filming session."
Producer Yao's words successfully drew everyone's attention away from the big news of the director's hemorrhoids. Gu Shaoling and Zhao Yun'er's eyes lit up when they heard that they were going to the castle.
Most girls dream of being a princess, imagining themselves one day wearing beautiful dresses and living in a magnificent castle with their prince charming.
The two were no exception. When they heard that the production team had arranged a two-day trip to the castle for them, they were surprised, excited, and somewhat incredulous.
After the excessively bizarre actions in the previous episodes, the production team and director have actually started to behave themselves, which is truly commendable.
Of course, they weren't the only ones excited. Nie Yuyang and Li Guangjun were also quite surprised after hearing what Producer Yao said, and they were very curious about this residence that could be called a castle.
On the contrary, Ye Wanxi subconsciously turned to look at Feng Tianyu after hearing these words, and met his smiling eyes.
My heart skipped a beat, and the tips of my ears turned red.
"A castle? The accommodation for this episode is a castle. Oh my god, did the director use all the money he spent on hemorrhoid surgery to rent the venue? What a selfless spirit! Waaah, director, I misunderstood you. From this episode onwards, I will definitely perform well and never curse you in my heart again."
“Hahahahahahaha…”
Hahahaha...
Zhao Yun'er's words successfully tickled everyone's funny bone, and the scene and the live broadcast room were filled with laughter.
Only the director, whose reputation had been damaged behind the camera, had veins bulging on his forehead, wishing he could crawl into the camera and beat the other party up.
So, this hemorrhoid thing isn't going to end today, is it? And don't think I didn't hear you; you were actually cursing me like a dog in your mind the whole time!
Very good, Zhao Yun'er, right? I'll deal with you first tonight!
The director was both annoyed and amused. Thinking about tonight's arrangements, he couldn't help but smile, making his expression somewhat strange.
The planner standing nearby was so frightened that he hurriedly took three steps back, afraid that he might accidentally become an innocent bystander caught in the crossfire.
Upon hearing this, Producer Yao was somewhat taken aback. After realizing what was happening, he couldn't help but chuckle. However, remembering that he was still in front of the camera, he quickly suppressed his smile, cleared his throat, and said loudly, "It is indeed a castle. Today, you are a couple who came to the island together for tourism, but had to stay on the island due to the weather and are seeking lodging at the castle."
Gu Shaoling and the others subconsciously looked up at the cloudless, sunny sky: "It's because of the weather."
“Cough cough…” Producer Yao glared at the two of them and gritted his teeth, “The weather forecast says there will be a rainstorm on the island tonight.”
Everyone: "..." So you can actually borrow money in advance for the weather?!
Perhaps the expressions on their faces were too complicated to describe, because Producer Yao's face darkened, and he asked in return, "Do you still want to live in the castle?"
"……think."
"Then shut up."
"……oh."
Zhao Yun'er's anger, which she dared not express, was quickly turned into memes by netizens.
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[Steal bamboo shoots! Steal bamboo shoots! It's all your fault that our national treasures aren't getting enough to eat!]
[Hahaha, I somehow sensed the producer's frustration beneath his seemingly indifferent expression. Weather is to blame, but they're already staying in a castle, what more could they ask for? If it were me, I'd be willing to get hemorrhoids right now just for a day trip to the castle!]
[Are we going to keep harping on this hemorrhoid joke today? Watch out, the director might come back from the dead with a knife to settle scores! But seriously, I'm really curious about what this castle on that private island looks like! Enough talk, let's get inside! We want to see the castle, see the castle!]
The audience clamored to see the castle, and the guests were also quite curious about this exotic castle. After patiently listening to Producer Yao explain the precautions, the group couldn't wait to have someone lead them towards the castle.
Windsorbell Castle is located on a hill in the center of the island, and you have to climb the hill to get to the top of the castle.
Fortunately, because of the castle, convenient steps have already been laid on the mountain road, and it is said that there is a mountain road that can be driven directly up from the other side of the mountain.
Unfortunately, given the style of their show, it was impossible for them to easily drive into the castle. The guests, along with the accompanying cameramen, had to hike up the mountain.
Fortunately, the island has beautiful scenery, a large area, and has not been overdeveloped, so it has basically preserved the most original appearance of the island's flora and fauna.
As they walked up, it felt like they had stumbled upon a beautiful mountain scenic spot, where they occasionally saw deer, raccoons, and animals running and darting through the woods.
The guests enjoyed the show, and the audience couldn't help but express their envy, saying they all wanted to visit the island.
But then they realized that the island had already been bought and was no longer open to the public, so their dream could probably only be realized through today's program cameras.
After walking for about half an hour, the group looked up and finally saw a corner of the castle at the top of the mountain.
The group, who had been somewhat tired from walking, suddenly felt invigorated, and the soreness in their legs vanished in an instant. They ran forward with even greater excitement.
A few minutes later, the legendary castle finally revealed its true form, appearing before everyone without reservation.
(End of this chapter)
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