Chapter 449 This mouth is more poisonous than Huo Caitai!
Time passed day by day as Huo Qinghuang was slacking off at school while live streaming.
One night, Huo Qinghuang had a sudden breakthrough. Ao Jiu happened to be still at Huo's house, so she asked him to help with the live broadcast.
Ao Jiu looked disgusted and said, "How can this prince do such a boring thing?"
Huo Qinghuang: "The reward will be fifty-fifty."
Ao Jiu: "...How long will it be broadcast?"
So, that night, the audience in the live broadcast room saw a face that was too handsome to be real, and he said coldly to the camera: "Fortune telling, quick battle and quick decision."
The barrage instantly boiled:
[Ahhhh, is this a god descending to earth?! ]
[Does the little brother have a girlfriend? ]
Ao Jiu frowned: "Noisy."
He looked unhappy and seemed very calm, but in fact he was handing out lucky bags in a hurry.
The first netizen’s ID drawn was “Career Rookie”.
"Hey, um, Master, I'm having trouble at work lately. Should I change jobs?"
Ao Jiu glanced at him and asked: "Is your boss born in the year of the rat?"
Netizen: "Yes! How did you know?"
Ao Jiu: "He has a hamster in his office, it's your nemesis."
Netizen: “…Then what should I do?”
Ao Jiu: "Feed the hamster until it is fat, or it will die of overeating, or change departments, otherwise its luck will be ruined."
Netizen: “…”
Barrage:
[User "Workplace Veteran": "This solution is too weird, right? Why does it feel so unreliable?"]
Ao Jiu saw this comment at a glance, and stared at it sharply for a long time before he started the second live broadcast in a sullen manner.
The second person to connect to the microphone was a girl with the ID “Love Brain”.
"Master, my boyfriend has been avoiding me lately. Has he changed his mind?"
Ao Jiu had a blank expression on his face: "He hasn't changed his mind."
The girl was delighted: "Really?"
Ao Jiu: "He never liked you at all."
Girl: “…” (Breaked down in tears)
Barrage:
[This mouth is more poisonous than Huo Chaitai! ]
[God damn Huo is ruining the show! Does Master Huo know that you call her that? ]
[It may sound unpleasant, but it’s the truth…]
That night, #cold-faced and venomous fortune teller# directly became a hot topic.
Ao Jiu never thought that he would become famous just by filling in for the shift.
In his opinion, these stupid mortals were too troublesome. It was okay for him to watch the live broadcast and eat melons, but asking him to tell people's fortunes in person would be more satisfying than going out and fighting a few battles.
The most important thing is that as the true dragon prince, he is not lacking in luck and merit.
As the popularity of Huo Qinghuang's live broadcast continued to rise and the number of fans soared to 200 million, Tushan Yuhua's eyes turned red with envy.
He also wants merit!
One day, he finally couldn't bear it anymore and ran to where Huo Qinghuang lived to block her.
As soon as Huo Qinghuang got off the air, she saw Tushan Yuhua knocking on the door with a bag of spiritual fruits in her arms, looking pitiful. "Give me a live broadcast room. I promise I will only consider marriage and never steal your business!"
"no!"
Huo Qinghuang quickly drew out the Mountain-Trapping Axe, and held the axe blade in front of Tushan Yuhua. "Last time at Ailao Mountain, you wanted to steal my business. Do you think I'm stupid?"
Tushan Yuhua felt very aggrieved: "I'll just take a look at the headquarters, okay? Besides, I can still be your babysitter!"
"No." Huo Qinghuang bit the core of the spiritual fruit and refused, "But you can change the platform."
"I'll help you drain the water!"
Tushan Yuhua was so anxious that her tail was standing on end. "I'll start a live broadcast and say you're my master. I guarantee more people will come to watch!"
Kuaiyin has the largest traffic, so he doesn’t want to sit on the sidelines of other platforms.
These words made Huo Qinghuang pause.
She squinted her eyes and looked at Tushan Yuhua, and suddenly smiled slyly: "Okay, but for every divination you make, you have to give me three points of merit."
"make a deal!"
Tushan Yuhua agreed without thinking, and immediately registered for the live broadcast room "The Red Thread Shop of the Jade-faced Fox Fairy".
On the day of the premiere, he deliberately wore a fairy-like white robe, and nine tails swayed behind him, looking very ostentatious.
[Sisters, what did I see? Is this a cosplay of a nine-tailed fox? ]
[You know what, he's really handsome! ]
【I lick lick lick! 】
The live broadcast room was full of people licking the screen, which made Tushan Yuhua's nine tails wag even more happily.
[Hiss! Is this fox tail equipped with an electric motor? It shakes so fast? ]
Tushan Yuhua’s tail froze and her face gradually turned dark.
He started the lottery with an expressionless face.
The first person to connect to the microphone was a "single noble". The middle-aged man said with a bitter face: "Master, I have been on 80 blind dates, why haven't I met the right person yet?"
Tushan Yuhua counted with her fingers and suddenly slammed the table: "There is a locust tree growing next to your family's ancestral grave, blocking the marriage line! Move it away quickly!"
The uncle did as he was told half-heartedly. Half a month later, he brought his girlfriend to the live broadcast room to give her flowers, which shocked the audience and made them exclaim "The fox fairy's amazing calculations".
The second person to connect to the microphone was a little girl wearing a pink dress with a bow in her hair. She smiled sweetly and asked:
"Master, when will I meet my destined prince charming?"
Tushan Yuhua's fingertips moved slightly, her face looked strange: "You will meet him at the pet hospital next month, but he is here to treat pigs."
The girl's smile froze: "Pig? A pet pig?"
"No, it's a 300-pound domestic pig."
Tushan Yuhua added, and the barrage instantly boiled over.
Some people dug out the "Zhu Jianqiang" emoticon package and swiped it crazily, while others tagged the Animal Protection Association and jokingly said "this is a new direction for interspecies love."
The girl blushed and quickly hung up the call, but came back a month later to give gifts and really started dating the pig farm owner.
As Tushan Yuhua became more and more famous, some netizens compared him with Huo Qinghuang and even started to pull each other down.
[In front of the Jade-faced Fox Fairy, Huo's sabotage means nothing! ]
[My aunt’s and uncle’s son had been single for forty years, but after seeing the fox fairy, he got married in less than a month! The fox fairy’s predictions about marriage are really accurate! ]
[Don’t worry about whether the fortune-telling is accurate or not. Just for this beauty, I can lick her for the rest of my life! ]
Tushan Yuhua smiled and conjured up nine phantom tails: "My friends, I am the real fox fairy. I will give you a 20% discount on your marriage!"
Barrage:
[Ahhh tail! I want to rub it! ]
【I want to watch both masters! 】
[How about a competition between the two masters? ]
Some netizens started to add fuel to the fire.
Huo Qinghuang has a bad temper, so how could she indulge Tushan Yuhua? Seeing the comments, she narrowed her eyes and said, "Okay, let's have a match."
She randomly picked a netizen who “lost money every day”.
"I've been losing money lately, has this attracted bad people?"
Huo Qinghuang: "You put a photo of your ex-girlfriend in your wallet."
Tu Shan Yuhua: "And her birthday is written on the back of the photo, which is offensive."
When the netizen checked, he found it was true and collapsed on the spot: "I'm going to burn now!"
Second round, ID: “Family Conflict”.
"My mother and my wife always quarrel, what should I do?"
Huo Qinghuang: "You exaggerated the message."
Tushan Yuhua: "And he collected bribes from both sides."
Netizen: “…” (silently offline)
Barrage of laughter:
[This guy is a professional troublemaker! ]
The final score was a 3:3 tie, but Tushan Yuhua was still not satisfied: "We'll continue tomorrow!"
Huo Qinghuang sneered: "What are you dreaming about! If you don't control your fans, I will expose the fact that you hid Ao Jiu's scales!"
Tushan Yuhua: "..."
(Instant disappearance!)
Huo Qinghuang raised her eyebrows slightly.
Don't think she doesn't know that this guy secretly hid a dragon scale of Ao Jiu. He was sneaky and no one knew what he wanted to do.
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