Chapter 523 Those who offend China will be punished no matter how far away they are
[Hahaha, what a "craftsmanship"! The host is going to make me die of laughter.]
[Tianshi Mansion: Sorry, I only teach this craft to my own people. ]
[Sanqing Palace: Sorry, I only teach this skill to my own people.]
[Maoshan Sect: Sorry, I only pass on this skill to my own people.]
[Lingbao Sect: Sorry, I only teach this skill to my own people.]
[Shenxiao Sect: Sorry, I only teach this skill to my own people.]
…
For a while, all the major sects were tricked by netizens, and a layer of "Sorry, I only teach this skill to my own people" floated on the barrage.
[Hahahaha, are you guys trying to make me laugh to death so you can inherit my Huabei? ]
Huo Qinghuang looked at the comments and raised her lips slightly: "It seems that everyone is quite insightful."
She glanced at the provocative questions from the foreign audience, tapped the table lightly, and said to the camera:
"Everyone, let's continue with today's sixth gossip."
Huo Qinghuang's voice passed through the live broadcast room and reached the ears of billions of viewers around the world, "Before I tell you the fortune, I have something to say to you."
She gathered true fire on her fingertips and copied four large characters in the air:
Anyone who offends our Divine Land will be punished, no matter how far away they are.
The barrage was instantly filled with “Long live the Dragon Kingdom”.
In overseas Chinese communities, countless people burst into tears when reading these four words.
Huo Qinghuang didn't know that her words completely ignited the passion of Chinese people all over the world.
It also made those forces with ulterior motives realize for the first time that she was not a soft persimmon that could be easily manipulated.
The viewers in the live broadcast room were also shocked by this sentence, and the barrage of comments began to flood the screen again.
Huo Qinghuang was too lazy to look at them one by one, so he directly found the ID of the sixth winner and initiated a connection.
The sixth winner is a cat with the user ID: Love to play with iron.
The screen flashed, and a muscular man wearing a tight vest appeared in front of the camera with a hesitant look on his face.
"Tell me what's your problem."
Huo Qinghuang raised an eyebrow and glanced at him, then said calmly.
The man still hesitated and hesitated for a long time, until Huo Qinghuang was about to lose patience, and then he stammered:
"I, I get scared every time I sleep with my wife recently. I always feel like there's a ghost in the house, and then she says I'm not good enough. Is there really something wrong with my family?"
After saying that, he pointed the camera and scanned the room.
Then he looked at Huo Qinghuang nervously, afraid that he would hear some terrible news from her.
As can be seen from the video, the man's bedroom is neither big nor small.
There is a double bed in the middle, a dressing table and a cloakroom with everything you need, and a white long skirt hanging on the coat rack in the corner.
The barrage exploded instantly:
[What kind of sand sculpture question is this? ]
[Anchor: I am familiar with this gossip.]
[It is recommended to go to the hospital for urology. ]
[Anchor, please save this man! ]
Huo Qinghuang's eyes swept across the white dress, his mouth twitched slightly, and his face was full of indescribable words: "Does your wife particularly like cosplay?"
The man nodded repeatedly: "Yes, yes, yes! She has been obsessed with Sadako recently. Every time she does that, she always lets her hair down and wears white clothes..."
"Do you often have nightmares?"
"Yes! Every time she suddenly crawled out from under the bed when we were halfway through, I woke up in shock..."
Barrage of comments:
[Hahaha, as long as you are brave enough, Sadako will take maternity leave! ]
[I have to say, you guys are really good at playing, I am ashamed of myself. 】
【Even Cao Ze would shed tears after seeing this.】
[It is recommended that couples see a psychologist together. ]
Huo Qinghuang shook his head: "This is not a supernatural event, your wife is having too much fun."
The man looked ashamed: "Well, what should I do?"
Huo Qinghuang thought for a moment and said, "Either persuade her to change her role, like Britney Spears; or you just...get used to it?"
The man wanted to cry but had no tears: "No, I think I should live in the temple for a while."
"Well, it's not impossible. Just conserve your energy."
Huo Qinghuang nodded seriously.
The netizens burst into laughter again, and the commentary was filled with many vicious words.
The man was too embarrassed to stay any longer, so he quickly hung up the phone and left the live broadcast room.
"Okay, stop rubbing salt into other people's wounds, or it may backfire on you."
These words were like a nuclear bomb, and the barrage of comments disappeared in an instant.
Behind him, Ao Jiu moved his body unnaturally, and no one knew what he was thinking about. His eyes were wandering and the tips of his ears were a little red.
Huo Qinghuang was so focused on the live broadcast that she didn't notice his abnormality at all, otherwise she would have laughed at him.
She curled her lips slightly and said slowly, "There are four more hexagrams, including today's hexagrams, a total of fourteen hexagrams, you all should hurry up."
After that, she thought for a moment and then said, "I don't have anything else to do recently. If time permits, I can limit myself to ten gossips a day."
If she wants to continue practicing at her current level, she will need a huge amount of spiritual energy.
But this world has everything except spiritual energy.
Instead of wasting energy on practicing, it is better to calculate a few more hexagrams, accumulate more merits, and get rid of all the remaining black blood.
“Oh, it would be great if I could come across a natural treasure like the Jianmu Spirit Seed. It would at least enhance the power of my soul and shorten my recovery time.
It's a pity that this world has voluntarily dried up, and treasures like that are hard to come by."
Huo Qinghuang sighed secretly, looked around the sky, and felt a little melancholy.
The viewers in the live broadcast room were ecstatic.
As Huo Qinghuang became more and more famous, the number of fans in his live broadcast room increased, and it was impossible to grab ten pieces of gossip every day.
That’s good now. With the host’s ability, as long as she wants, she can tell dozens of divinations a day. That shouldn’t be a problem, right?
【Ahhh! I love you, anchor!】
[Host, look at me, I want to tell fortunes!!!]
[My heart is excited, my hands are shaking, I hope the host will bless me so that I can win the prize later! ]
[Stop arguing, who is the seventh winner? Come on, don't waste time! ]
After much anticipation, the seventh winner was finally listed.
This is a netizen with the ID "Tianya Haijiao". He has a feminine appearance and is a bit delicate.
"Host, my cat jumps on my face at 3 a.m. every day. Is it possessed?"
"Tianya Haijiao" aimed the video at the cat at its feet. It was a pitch-black cat with a pair of green eyes. It looked a bit creepy.
[Fuck! This cat is really scary! ]
[Cat: Tonight's poop scooper was woken up by me personally. ]
[Cats are very spiritual animals. Maybe there really is a ghost in your house. ]
"Tianya Haijiao" looked at the barrage and his face gradually turned as green as a cat's eyes.
Huo Qinghuang glanced at the photo sent by the other party and frowned: "This cat is a bit evil."
She counted with her fingers, and her expression suddenly changed: "Did your family just move into a new house?"
The man nodded: "Yes, I just moved in a month ago."
"Your house used to be a cemetery, right?"
The man was stunned: "How do you know? Our neighborhood used to be a mass grave."
Huo Qinghuang said softly: "The cat in your house is not an ordinary cat, it is a tomb-guarding cat."
The live broadcast room suddenly became quiet.
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