Chapter 524 Rebirth: I am still a pauper
[Are you serious, host? ]
[The host is awesome. He gave me a creepy feeling.]
[Fuck, I was right! ]
[Haha, I feel a little uncomfortable if I don't see one or two ghosts here. ]
Huo Qinghuang nodded: "It appears at three o'clock in the morning every day because that is when yin and yang meet. It is reminding you that the place you live in is not very clean."
“Tianya Haijiao” was so scared that his face turned pale: “Then, what should I do?”
Huo Qinghuang said calmly: "Give it some cat food, and buy some talisman paper to stick on the door."
The man asked weakly: "Anchor, are you sure this will work?"
"uncertain."
Huo Qinghuang blinked, "But at least it can be fed and won't make trouble."
Barrage of comments:
[Anchor, are you a devil? ]
[Cat: The host is right. I will stop making trouble when I am full. ]
[It is recommended that the anchor open a course on "How to Live Peacefully with Supernatural Pets". ]
"Tianya Haijiao" went offline with a speechless look on his face.
At this moment, a golden light as thick as an arm fell from the sky, split into two, and fell on Huo Qinghuang and Ao Jiu respectively.
Another merit?
Still so many?
Huo Qinghuang's brows instantly lit up with joy.
It makes sense. They eradicated such a large fraud group, rescued many people, and indirectly saved many lives. No wonder they have so many merits.
It seems that we still have to do good things.
Huo Qinghuang felt very happy, and her eyes became kind as she looked at the screen.
When the netizens saw this scene, they couldn't help but shudder and feel cold all over.
[What the hell! What's that look in the host's eyes? It's so scary! ]
[Hahaha, I don’t know why I thought about it, but I thought about my milk! ]
[Thinking of my grandma +1! ]
【Thinking of my grandmother +10086! 】
[Hey, didn’t you notice that there was a golden light shining on the host just now? ]
[The sun is so bright today, what's so strange about a little light? ]
[That’s right, as long as it’s not green light, it doesn’t matter what kind of light it is, host, hurry up and tell me the next one! ]
Huo Qinghuang: "..."
Very good, netizens are very good at comforting themselves, so she doesn’t need to make up lies.
"The eighth gossip, speed connection."
She said directly, not wanting to waste any time.
The barrage was immediately overwhelmed by the gift special effects.
Three seconds later, a netizen with the ID "Midnight Rose" connected to the microphone.
"master……"
A charming female voice sounded, "I want to calculate my marriage fate."
Huo Qinghuang raised an eyebrow: "Are you sure you want to count this?"
"Of course~"
The other person's voice was so sweet that it made you sick. "I'm already 28 years old, and my family is pushing me hard..."
Huo Qinghuang suddenly laughed: "Then explain first, why are there three bodies hidden under your bed?"
【What the hell! 】
[This turn of events caught me off guard! ]
[Are you serious, host? ? ]
The other party was obviously frozen: "Master, are you kidding me?"
“In May 2023, you murdered your first husband with sleeping pills.
In March 2026, the second husband "accidentally" fell from a building.
In 2027, one of your boyfriends goes missing.
Last month, your fitness coach suddenly disappeared..."
With every word Huo Qinghuang spoke, the other person's breathing became faster.
Suddenly, there were sounds of a door being broken and sirens coming from the other end of the microphone.
"Don't move! Police!"
The audience in the live broadcast room stared in amazement as the connection was suddenly disconnected, and the barrage of comments instantly exploded:
[He was caught right now? ? ]
[Host, your fortune-telling has an alarm function? ]
[It is suggested to change the name to "Today's Statement" live broadcast room]
[The police in our Great Dragon Country are becoming more and more dedicated! ]
Huo Qinghuang knocked on the table nonchalantly: "Next."
The connector ID of the ninth hexagram is "Rebirth: I am the richest man".
"master!"
An excited middle-aged male voice sounded, "I'm reborn! I was a pauper in my last life, but in this life I must..."
Huo Qinghuang interrupted directly: "Your bank card balance is still 326.58 yuan, and you owe 5,000 yuan on Huabei. The landlord just sent you a text message urging you to rent."
【Ha ha ha ha】
【Reborn into loneliness】
[The richest man: I may have been reborn into a fake life]
The other party was silent for a long time, and suddenly burst into tears: "Master! Then why do I have memories of my past life?"
Huo Qinghuang sighed: "You were struck by lightning last week, right? That was a mild concussion that caused the déjà vu. I suggest you go to the hospital for a checkup."
The connection was disconnected amid the other party's crying, and the comments were full of laughter:
[Rebirth from being struck by lightning]
[This is probably the worst rebirth]
[It is suggested that an author adapt the book based on reality, and the title of the book should be "Reborn: I am still a pauper"]
The tenth hexagram, opening.
User ID: I am very dedicated.
"I am very dedicated" is a young woman with a fair face. She said with a sad face at the beginning: "I found a camera in the company's toilet. Can you figure out who installed it?"
The barrage instantly exploded:
[Just call the police, why are you trying to tell fortunes? ]
[It is recommended to shoot a video and upload it to Station B first. 】
[Hurry up and tell his boss who did it! ]
Huo Qinghuang hesitated for a moment and said, "You should know this person."
The woman's face changed: "Who?"
"You see him lingering outside the ladies' room every morning."
Huo Qinghuang said lightly.
The woman was shocked: "How do you know? He is my boss!!"
Huo Qinghuang sneered: "These days, if a boss doesn't install surveillance, he'd be embarrassed to say he's starting a business."
The woman trembled and asked, "What should I do?"
Huo Qinghuang said calmly: "First, take down the camera, second, edit a video, and third, send it to his wife."
The barrage of comments is swiping the screen like crazy:
[Anchor, you understand the rules of survival in the workplace! ]
[Boss: It’s over. I’m dead.]
[The anchor suggested to quit and change companies. ]
The woman took a deep breath and said, "Anchor, I have decided. I will report him tomorrow!"
Huo Qinghuang nodded: "Very good, justice cannot be late."
She knocked on the stone table and said, "Let's draw the lottery quickly. Let's draw ten hexagrams in a row."
Netizens were instantly excited, rubbing their hands, waiting to show their skills.
Foreign netizens in the live broadcast room were already stunned by the divinations one after another.
They didn't understand why, but they always felt that the host was very powerful.
When they heard about the lottery, these people were confused and subconsciously clicked on the screen.
Soon, the list of the next ten winners came out.
Huo Qinghuang tapped the screen with her fingertips, a golden light flashed, and the ID of the eleventh person connected to the microphone was displayed as "Workplace Newbie".
"master."
A young girl wearing black-framed glasses pushed her glasses up nervously. "Our company has been very strange lately. Every midnight, the printer will automatically run. I was so scared that I didn't dare to work overtime for several nights."
Huo Qinghuang's eyes flashed with gold: "Is your company located at No. 38 Financial Street? 18th floor?"
The girl's eyes widened: "How did you know?!"
"because……"
Huo Qinghuang suddenly smiled mysteriously, "The 17th floor below you is a funeral service company. Their automatic paper burning machine uses the same circuit as your printer."
【Ha ha ha ha】
[So the printer malfunction was caused by burning paper money? ]
On the Importance of Feng Shui Layout
[It is recommended that the company switch to a one-stop funeral service]
[Printer: I need to save a few files tonight]
[This wave is the invasion of the world's office by underworld technology]
The comments were full of laughter, but the girl's face turned even paler.
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