Chapter 527 Teacher's Prank
[Dog: I have finally woken up! You two-legged beasts, please become my pets! ]
[Puff! Now I have no choice but to cultivate immortality. ]
[Look at what you said. If you don't practice Taoism, you have no status in this family, okay? ]
[Hahahaha, I laughed so hard that I peed! ]
The comments were scrolling like crazy, all because of people laughing at Wang Dachui's joke.
Huo Qinghuang couldn't help laughing, but still said: "You can try to let it recite the "Pure and Tranquil Classic". If it can recite it, it means that it was really a cultivator in its previous life."
Wang Dachui nodded excitedly: "I'll try it now!"
As he spoke, he got up from the ground, took out a Taoist classic from the room, opened a page of the Classic of Purity and Tranquility, placed it in front of the dog, cleared his throat, and began to read aloud:
"Lao Jun said: The Great Dao is invisible, giving birth to the heaven and earth; the Great Dao is ruthless, moving the sun and the moon..."
The golden-haired boy tilted his head and looked at him, his eyes revealing a cold "Who are you?"
After Wang Dachui finished reading the first paragraph, he looked at Gouzi expectantly: "What do you think? Do you want to read along?"
The next second——
“Woof!!”
The golden retriever roared and pounced on Wang Dachui, pressing him down on the sofa.
"Hey, hey, hey! Stop it! This is a training ritual!"
Wang Dachui struggled and shouted, "Anchor, save me!"
The viewers in the live broadcast room were already laughing like crazy:
[Hahahaha, I am dying of laughter! This dog might have really turned into a fox spirit! ]
[Hurry up and do something to calm it down! ]
[Is this dog here for revenge? Was it stewed by this guy in the previous life? ]
Ao Jiu came over again without knowing when, and looked at this scene, with a slight smile on his face: "This dog is quite interesting."
Huo Qinghuang coughed lightly and said to the camera: "It seems that the mystery in its womb has not yet been fully awakened. It can only occasionally remember certain fragments."
She raised her hand and pointed, and a golden light shot out from her fingertips and landed on the dog.
The golden retriever froze suddenly, and his eyes became deep, as if some ancient soul had really awakened.
It slowly raised its head, opened and closed its mouth, and uttered a few words:
"Pure, clean, nothing, nothing..."
The live broadcast room suddenly became quiet.
【What the hell???】
[This dog really read it out? ? ]
【Anchor, you are awesome! 】
[Gouzi: I am a disciple of the ancient Xuanmen, reincarnated, just to slay demons and monsters! ]
[Gouzi: You mortals, why don’t you kneel down and pay homage to me! ]
But before everyone could react, the golden retriever suddenly yawned, lay lazily on the ground, closed his eyes and fell asleep.
Wang Dachui swallowed his saliva, his pretty face full of surprise: "It really read it out! So is it really a spirit?"
Huo Qinghuang nodded: "Well, it seems that it does have some background."
Wang Dachui was extremely shocked: "Then what should I do?"
Huo Qinghuang thought about it and said seriously: "You can take it to the temple gate every morning to listen to the morning bells and evening drums, and then come back in the evening to teach it to recite a passage of scripture."
Wang Dachui nodded excitedly: "Okay! I will definitely train it well! Thank you, host!"
After thanking him, he quickly hung up the phone and went to coax his dog.
While the netizens were still arguing, Huo Qinghuang had already found the ID of the next winner and sent it to connect.
The winner’s ID is “JD Takeaway Man” and he is a delivery guy with a terrified face.
"Master! The food I delivered was always stolen! I was fined several times, but the surveillance camera only captured a white shadow. Is it a ghost?"
As the delivery guy spoke, he looked around nervously, as if he was afraid that a ghost would come out from somewhere and snatch the food from his box.
Huo Qinghuang's eyes flashed with gold: "Do you often take orders from Xiangfeng Community?"
"Yes, how did the anchor know?"
After saying that, the delivery guy showed a look of realization again.
The anchor is so amazing, is there anything she doesn’t know?
Huo Qinghuang did not explain, but just said: "Don't accept orders from Xiangfeng Community for the time being."
"Why?"
"There's a family with a Samoyed that has become a spirit and specializes in stealing takeout food."
Delivery boy: “……?”
[What's going on? Why is there another spirit dog? Is it so easy for animals to become spirits these days? ]
[I don't believe it! I haven't even introduced Qi into my body yet, how could the dog become a spirit so easily?]
【Hahaha, the upstairs people are grabbing bamboo shoots! 】
[Gouzi: I just want to eat takeout, what bad intentions can I have? ]
[It is recommended that dog owners open an Hungry Me account for their dogs]
Looking at the delivery boy's confused expression, Huo Qinghuang wanted to laugh, but she held it back.
"I will notify the relevant departments to resolve this matter. You can take the order from there in a couple of days."
In the future, more and more animals will become spirits, so let Bureau 749 handle this matter.
Otherwise they will only focus on the big things and ignore these small domestic animals.
The guy collapsed and went offline, but the comments continued to flood the screen:
[White Shadow = Samoyed, this makes sense]
[Gouzi: I give you a five-star rating and will send you more takeout next time]
【tui! The little brother has been punished badly, what are you dreaming about! 】
Huo Qinghuang shook her head and continued to connect with the next person.
The next person who joined the live broadcast was named “学霸本霸” and he was a college student with heavy dark circles under his eyes.
"Master, blood words appeared on the mirror in our dormitory in the middle of the night. It was so scary that we couldn't sleep well for several nights."
Huo Qinghuang raised an eyebrow: "Does it say 'Advanced Mathematics will definitely fail'?"
The college student was shocked, his eyes were very clear and stupid: "How did you know?!"
"Your math teacher had a 98% failure rate last semester,"
Huo Qinghuang said calmly, "I used a special fluorescent paint on the mirror while I was on vacation."
"Why did the teacher do this?"
The college student's eyes widened, his gaze behind the lenses revealing disbelief, "How could he, how could he threaten students like this!"
Huo Qinghuang looked at the dark circles under his eyes and sighed helplessly, "Last year, your class collectively complained that he was slacking off in class, and he was interviewed by the department head three times."
She tapped the screen with her fingertips to call up the surveillance footage.
In an empty dormitory at 3 a.m., the math teacher, wearing a baseball cap, was drawing ghostly characters on the mirror with a fluorescent pen. "The so-called bloody characters are just a prank under ultraviolet light."
The live broadcast room was instantly filled with laughter, and comments flooded in like a tide:
[Hahaha, my family members are laughing to death! ]
[Math teacher: This class of students is too difficult to teach, so I have no choice but to resort to this last resort.]
[I suggest that teachers switch to playing escape room games. This operation is amazing! ]
[It turns out that the horror of advanced mathematics is not only in the classroom, but also in the mirror! ]
[Student: It was a mistake after all. I thought I ran into Sadako]
The college student covered his face and wailed, "So all the ghost-repelling talismans we spent three nights putting up were wasted?"
Huo Qinghuang suppressed her laughter and nodded: "If nothing unexpected happens, your teacher is now in the Academic Affairs Office crying and saying that he wants to resign."
After hearing this, the college student’s dark circles seemed to become even heavier.
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