Chapter 009 The Coming of the Gods (Part 9)

Kale’s answer did not surprise Dong Jin.

But at this moment, his calm expression and steady tone surprised Dong Jin a little - because he almost got blown to death by him just now.

Here’s what happened: two hours ago, Dong Jin made two phone calls in the hotel room.

In the first call, he smiled and told Kale that he had done some tricks in the auditorium as a prelude to the carnival. If he was interested, he could come and witness his sudden opening.

At that time, he and Kale were one who dared to speak and the other one who dared to agree.

The alien on the other end of the phone didn’t ask any more questions after hearing this, but just accepted his invitation as a matter of course.

So there was the second call that Dong Jin made to Doc. He asked Doc to randomly plant some bombs in various places in the auditorium and locked the door of the auditorium tightly outside.

This is why the villains couldn't get out just now.

Dong Jin did not deny that when he asked Doc to plant the bombs, he thought of taking this opportunity to kill Carlo.

Didn't Carlo say before that purposeful behavior is not art?

Then random bombs and random detonations completely meet his needs for art and are very suitable for his funeral.

Dong Jin's ability to act has always been strong, so after he came up with this idea, he really tried to do so.

When he found that a bomb was placed next to the piano through the "Eye of Truth", Dong Jin pressed the detonator without hesitation.

The good news is that one of the four buttons he pressed did connect to the bomb next to the piano.

The bad news is that the bomb was not very powerful, and Kale was located relatively far back, so the bomb only blew away the villain who opened the curtain in front of the left side of the piano. Kale's clothes were only slightly wet by the blood from beginning to end.

Those few drops of blood did not even splash on Dong Jin himself.

Dong Jin had no regrets about this, as he did not expect that the strongest among the aliens would be solved by a bomb.

But even if he could not be killed by the bomb, wasn't Kale's attitude a bit wrong now?

After all, the bomb exploded next to him. Even if he accepted his previous explanation of the carnival, he would not have no doubts about the four consecutive bombings today, right?

Is this how all people with love brains are? Or is this guy just waiting to give me a big one - for example, to break my neck the moment he gets close to me, so that I can also taste the taste of death?

Thinking of this, Dong Jin simply leaned against the piano stand, raised the tip of his umbrella and casually touched the collar of Kale's blood-stained suit and said, "What a pity, I still like your suit very much."

On the surface, he was talking about Kale's blood-stained suit, but in fact, Dong Jin was using the umbrella to stop Kale from moving forward.

Kale didn't seem to notice this.

He didn't even look down the tip of the umbrella to his own collar, but just let his eyes go up along the tip of the umbrella, across the tied black umbrella, and to the scarlet cuffs under Dong Jin's black suit.

If Kale behind the piano was only splattered with blood, then Dong Jin, who was standing in front of the piano, was actually pulled out of the blood.

How much blood a person has on his body can be seen from Dong Jin's completely soaked suit jacket and his half-stained white shirt.

Dong Jin saw that Kale did not move forward or speak after being blocked by the umbrella, and he couldn't help but sigh. Then he raised his hands helplessly in surrender and said, "I'm not angry at all. You're more boring than I thought."

The long umbrella that had stopped Kale was also moved away by this action.

So Kale continued to move forward. When he was only one step away from Dongjin, he stared at Dongjin with his golden eyes, as if explaining or declaring:

"I won't be angry. How could I be angry about death?"

"Dying in pursuit of pleasure will only make me satisfied."

It was just two sentences like a statement, but Dongjin shuddered after hearing it.

He was wrong, he was wrong from the beginning - Kale was never a love-minded person, he was just pursuing happiness from beginning to end.

This alien is like a martyr who was born for pleasure and died for pleasure.

If love can make him feel free and happy, then he will take the initiative to abandon reason, turn a blind eye to all abnormalities, and become the one who loves him most blindly in the whole copy.

How is he not smart? He has always been too smart.

This kind of beastly behavior that advocates instinct is far more terrifying than a simple love brain.

Once the pleasure that Kale felt like a rope hanging on a cliff disappears at a certain moment, Dong Jin has no doubt that the next second will be his death.

Because this is a kind of crazy and perverse love that is destined to be short-lived.

When Kale and Dong Jin looked at each other in silence, the villains who were stunned by the sudden bomb finally came to their senses.

The question and answer from the front of the auditorium just now also made them understand that the culprit of everything today was the madman with a bandage around his eyes.

When their lives were extremely threatened, some villains didn't care about any aliens. Even though Dong Jin was full of the pressure of being favored by God, three people still rushed forward and asked: "What do you want to do?!"

Dong Jin stopped looking at Kale, then turned around with a smile and said nonchalantly:

"Don't be so serious, I was just joking with you."

- It was just a deadly joke.

After saying this suffocating thing, Dong Jin pretended to be puzzled and continued: "So why don't you laugh?" As soon as

these words came out, the serial killer in the front, who was so excited that he lost all his mind, directly took out a dagger and chopped. The two fugitives on death row following behind him gritted their teeth and quietly tightened their guns in their hands, but they did not aim immediately.

Seeing this, Dong Jin easily avoided the chopping blade and said to the three people with a smile: "Why are you so excited? If you don't like this joke, I will change it for you."

"Let me think about it... Yes, I thought of it."

"About two years ago, one day, I suddenly wanted to visit a certain planet, so I specially sent a visiting letter to the leader of that planet in advance."

"That planet is really far away. It takes four days of flying to get there. On my first day on the spaceship, the news headline about that planet was this--" When Dong Jin was speaking slowly, the murderer angrily slashed three times, interrupting his conversation.

Dong Jin seemed a little impatient at this time. He stopped his evasive steps and stood in place. He calmly raised the umbrella again, and then lightly lifted his eyes covered by the bandage.

The next second, the seemingly blunt tip of the umbrella easily pierced the villain's throat at an incredible speed and an unimaginable angle.

"On the first day, the headline said - 'Monsters from the depths of the universe set sail in the East'."①

As these words fell, the black umbrella between Dong Jin's fingers was neatly pulled back, and the blood splashing from the opponent's throat immediately soaked his black suit more thoroughly.

The death row prisoner standing on the left seemed to be stimulated by this scene, and he reflexively fired at Dong Jin.

After Dong Jin slightly turned his head to avoid the bullet, he continued to narrate with an unchanged smile: "Then it was my second day on the spaceship. I opened the news again, and the headline of this planet changed again. It said-"

At the moment when the tail tone was prolonged, the heart of the shooter was also pierced through by the tip of the same umbrella.

"It said, 'The greedy and cunning devil is constantly approaching us.'"②

The other death row prisoner who witnessed all this was already terrified, but he knew that he had to shoot the arrow on the string, so he fired three shots in a row without even looking at the results, and turned around and ran.

But even if he ran faster, Dongjin's smiling voice still followed him like a shadow:

"On the third day, the airship was halfway through its journey. Its headline changed for the third time."

The fugitive who tried to escape was stabbed three times in an instant, in the right hand that fired the gun, the left leg that ran away, and the fatal temple. Before he completely lost consciousness, the man heard the inevitable follow-up to the joke:

"It became - 'The respected Mr. Dong Jin is about to arrive.'"③

At the last second, what he thought in his heart was: Who dares to disrespect such a madman?

With the third round of blood splashing out, the only clean left sleeve of Dong Jin had already been stained red with blood, not to mention his suit jacket that had been dripping with blood until now.

Even if Dong Jin didn't have any cleanliness fetish, he couldn't stand the extremely damp feeling of the fishy smell on his jacket and inner vest.

While taking off his jacket and vest, he shook off the tip of the black umbrella, and secretly cursed the three dead guys for wasting three minutes of his life.

If he hadn't wanted to create a more relaxed and dangerous image, Dong Jin would never have sacrificed his life to see through the opponent's weakness. With these people's poor level, he felt that three seconds, let alone three minutes, was a waste.

Fortunately, this life was not wasted.

At least after Dong Jin finished this round of stabbing, most of the angry eyes in the auditorium suddenly disappeared, replaced by unprecedented fear and awe.

When Dong Jin stroked his blood-stained hair and looked down at the auditorium, there was dead silence wherever he looked.

At this time, he suddenly became interested before he finished telling the joke, so he asked on his own:

"Quiz with a prize. On the fourth day, I arrived at that planet. Does anyone know what the headline was that day?"

The one who finally answered him was Doge, who had been standing on the steps of the auditorium for a long time after opening the locked door:

"I guess it was 'Welcome the great Lord Dong Jin'." ④

In response to this, Dong Jin gave a warm applause of "pa pa pa". After the applause, he slowly turned sideways and showed the bloody smile that made these villains unforgettable in their lives and said:

"I've finished my joke, isn't it funny?"

Who dares not to laugh? If you don't laugh, will you have another explosion and another one-sided massacre?

With such an unprecedented consensus, as soon as Dong Jin finished speaking, awkward and stiff smiles appeared on the faces of everyone in the auditorium.

Seeing this, Dong Jin finally nodded with satisfaction.

At this time, Doge, who had witnessed everything, suppressed his inner trembling and walked towards Dong Jin, ready to report the specific situation of the remaining bombs to the other party.

At the same time, Kale, who had been silent for a long time, suddenly moved.

The next second, a suit jacket mixed with the smell of strong liquor was draped over Dong Jin.

Dong Jin didn't even need to lower his eyes to look at the unique red and gold splicing design on the suit. The dark and obscure smell of the wine on the clothes, as if it was just opened from the cellar, silently told him who it belonged to.

Just now he just said that he liked his clothes, but he really sent it to him?

What, does Kale still think that he will catch a cold with his alien identity?

At this moment, Dong Jin was too lazy to refuse him.

Because he knew that the more he refused, the more counterproductive it would be for this kind of guy who followed his nature. So he just told Doge who had already approached him:

"Dismantle the remaining bombs. After all, I really just wanted to make a joke and say hello, and I don't want to kill everyone here." Even

Doge, who had been trained as a family dog, couldn't help but twitch his mouth after hearing this.

He was the one who planted the bomb, and he knew exactly how much dosage and how powerful it was. The wailing sounds he heard outside the door just now also indirectly told him about the tragic scene in the auditorium.

Even the most extraordinary alien species would not risk their lives to say hello like this.

As for jokes...Dogg looked at the three fresh corpses lying in the auditorium, and couldn't help feeling a lingering fear.

Fortunately, he was one of them, otherwise he would probably be blown to pieces by a bomb or pierced by an umbrella tip today.

In short, he couldn't escape the word "death".

When Dogg obediently dismantled the bomb under the hateful gazes of the crowd, what he didn't notice was that Kale, who was standing next to Dong Jin at this time, was also staring at him.

His eyes, which could not tell whether he was happy or angry, moved slightly down from Dogg's handsome face under his hood, and then flashed across his throat in a flash.

Apparently, Doug didn't know that sometimes being "one of our own" didn't mean absolute safety.

In fact, it was because they were "one of our own" that they were more dangerous.

And the reward for the "question and answer with prizes" that Dong Jin had mentioned earlier might have caused him to lose his life.