Chapter 085 Fool's Fairy Tales (VI)
After finding out the reason for the other party's misunderstanding, Dong Jin unceremoniously picked up the mirror and stuffed it into his pocket.
Then he once again looked at the poisonous snake on the tree.
[? ? ? : Now it is a golden ring snake, and it will evolve again.]
[Black background with golden patterns, hiding in the daytime and coming out at night. Although its eyesight is poor, it is full of poison.]
[Luckily, he ate too many fruits today and was in a temporary weak state, so you easily defeated him.]
[Sadly, because of your despicable and shameless way of playing, his disgust value for you keeps rising, and now it has reached the critical point of an enemy. ]
[The current danger level of this creature: three stars (five stars in its prime). ]
How can a venomous snake that attacked him on its own initiative call him despicable?
Dong Jin originally thought that he could use this mistake to build friendship. After all, there are very few NPCs with five stars. This one is obviously an important person, and he might even be the final boss of the non-human camp.
In fact, let alone five stars, he did not fight against any creature in the forest tonight that was rated more than three stars by the "Eye of Truth". Instead, he chose to retreat as soon as he was attacked. He even saved a few of them when they were fighting with others and were at a disadvantage.
Because you never know when they will be useful in the future.
To Dong Jin, the so-called danger assessment is equivalent to a reverse friendship guide. The more dangerous the person, the more he will actively approach them.
But no matter how important the person in front of him is, he doesn't want to take the gentle route.
There is not only one kind of emotion in this world that can make people lose their minds. Compared to love, he is indeed best at hatred.
So Dong Jin fiddled with the flying knife nailed to the tree, and said casually: "You seem to have misunderstood. There are countless kinds of snakes in this world - some turn into dragons and fly in the sky, and some are so weak that they crawl on the ground and can't move."
"Dear, which kind do you think you are?"
Dong Jin's tone was cordial, as if he was asking sincerely, but this behavior made the nailed snake angry and his face became even gloomier. If a look could be poisonous, Dong Jin would have been poisoned to death countless times by now.
Perhaps it was Dong Jin's action of fiddling with the flying knife that made the restraint ineffective, and the venomous snake seized the opportunity and rushed forward, wanting to bite the back of the neck of this arrogant and ignorant prey.
However, what he bit was not Dong Jin, but the flying knife that was loosened and held by Dong Jin.
The broken flying knife brushed his fangs and scratched the corner of his mouth. In just a moment, he was knocked to the ground again.
At this moment, the hateful guy came over again and said in surprise: "The second time. Honey, are you telling me with facts that you are the second type?"
The venomous snake could no longer stand Dong Jin's weirdness after hearing this.
He ignored his bloody lips and teeth, and just looked at Dong Jin with a look that wanted to take him to hell: "...Don't be a mean person, my name is Snake. If you want to kill me, do it quickly, it's fun to play tricks on me?"
He really didn't understand why someone could say the three words "dear" so hatefully.
Dong Jin was indeed playing tricks on Snake, even the flying knife just now was deliberately loosened by him.
The words such as "unforgiving" and "showing mercy" have never been in his dictionary, he did this just to attract more hatred points.
Having said that, he was able to find this place at a relatively safe time on the first day of the dungeon, and seized the best opportunity to deal with this poisonous snake, which was his own ability. No one would really say that others were mean just because they couldn't beat them, right?
After mocking in his heart, Dong Jin said again:
"My dear Mr. Snake, I will give you another chance for the scarcity of snakes."
Dong Jin didn't know where Silk Belle was at this moment, and which side she chose.
The lady could seduce people with her charm and make people fall in love with her easily, but Dong Jin thought he didn't have this ability. But he said - he was best at hatred.
How frivolous love is, how fragile love is.
In Dong Jin's view, compared to relying on love to maintain feelings, unresolved deep hatred is more lasting.
Even the high gods will come down to the mortal world because of murderous intent and hatred, let alone the BOSS in the dungeon?
Thinking of this, Dong Jin continued: "Use your strength to prove that you are not a snake that can only lie on the ground."
Dong Jin's repeated provocations tonight finally made Snake completely angry.
His already cold face was now dead silent, and the fangs under his thin lips continued to secrete the most violent neurotoxins.
The moment Dong Jin's voice fell, Snake stood up in a posture that a human could never do, and tried to entangle Dong Jin's hands and feet beside him. But
Dong Jin was prepared.
As soon as he finished his angry words, he immediately turned on the life-sacrificing mode, thus successfully avoiding the third attack.
After dodging the attack, Dong Jin realized that this BOSS may have evolved completely, so he jumped directly onto the fruit tree, ready to wait and see. However, Snake was probably really mad. He no longer avoided the trees as before, but turned around and attacked again after missing the attack.
What surprised Dong Jin the most was that this BOSS was a snake before, but after evolving, it could fly in the air for a short time.
Looking at the words "Evolved into a dragon" and "Four stars of danger" on Snake's head, Dong Jin was a little confused.
Is there really a saying in the fairy tale world that poisonous snakes turn into dragons?
Although Snake's danger has increased, this BOSS has already been seriously injured. If he continues to fight for his life, Dong Jin can handle it.
But he had to complete the tasks of two camps, and the best way was to maintain a rough balance between the two forces. For this reason, he didn't want to let the boss of the non-human camp die at this time.
So Dong Jin put away the idea of capturing and releasing Snake seven times, and prepared to make a quick decision.
Anyway, with Snake's current posture, it is estimated that he has already attracted enough hatred, and there is no need to release it seven times in a row to stimulate him.
After looking around to make sure that no one was watching, four throwing knives appeared directly between Dong Jin's fingers, and they quickly attacked Snake's four fatal points.
At the moment when this man turned sideways to avoid all of them, one of the four throwing knives suddenly shot back, piercing Snake's spine so unexpectedly that he was nailed to the tree again.
Throwing knives are not boomerangs, so of course they will not shoot back at will. The reason for this is that the flying knife was a gift from the will of the universe, and he had tied a silver chain to the end. As long as Dong Jin pulled the chain slightly, he could achieve this result.
After all, this is a boring little trick, but it wins because it takes people by surprise.
At this moment, through the lush branches of the fruit tree, Dong Jin couldn't see the expression of the boss who was pierced by a flying knife and tied up by chains under the tree. But even if he didn't look, he could guess how vicious the other party's eyes were.
Thinking of this, Dong Jin, who was leaning against the tree, not only did not restrain himself, but sighed in a pretentious manner:
"Dear, this is the third time."
Three times, no matter how charming Silk Belle is, it can't resist the hatred of being humiliated by him three times in a row.
"I'm surprised that you can fly. Maybe you have the potential to turn into a dragon. I'm going to look at you with new eyes!"
Dong Jin said as he picked up a green apple and threw it into Snake's mouth. Snakes can still move for a while after death. He was afraid that this person would be so angry that he would risk his life to bite him. He couldn't withstand the other party's neurotoxin.
Even if he was not bitten, he didn't want to listen to the series of insults that this person might say.
So the apple was very practical to gag him.
Dong Jin's sarcastic words were met with Snake's extremely sinister eyes that calmed down.
Dong Jin, who jumped down from the tree, glanced at him again.
To be honest, this guy is pretty handsome - in fact, the bosses in the dungeon are basically not ugly, but now this kind of alien handsomeness only makes him look more cold.
"Let's cooperate."
As soon as these words came out, Snake, who had been calm, suddenly raised his eyes and looked at him.
The two pairs of golden eyes looked at each other, Dong Jin's smile did not diminish, but Snake's murderous intent resurfaced.
This person probably couldn't understand no matter how hard he tried, why would someone dare to propose cooperation when he was so desperate?
"You can fly, and I will definitely be able to fly in the future."
"You crave kiwi apples, and I am also very interested in the golden apples in the sky. So cooperate?"
Nothing can better reflect the level of each other's strength than a fight between life and death.
And in the non-human natural world, nothing can resist the benefits of the law of the jungle.
Dong Jin used extreme hatred to make Snake have no time to care about other things, so that he would not be captured by Sibel's love; and then he used the common interests of the same race to make this boss temporarily suppress his hatred and maintain a superficial peace with him.
Seeing Snake's eyes slowly becoming depressed, Dong Jin directly pulled out the flying knife and untied the silver chain.
Snake, who had regained his mobility, did not attack him as before, but just raised his poisoned hand to hold the green apple, and then bit it with an unclear expression in the pain of his lips and teeth.
The sour taste of the green apple flowed into his stomach, making him inevitably have stomach acid.
But Snake did not mean to spit it out.
Dong Jin, who was stared at by him, did not care about the taste of the apple, because he was not eating it anyway. Compared to the taste of the apple, he cared more about the crisp sound of it being bitten.
Because this crisp sound was telling him that the deal was done.
After seeing that both of his goals had been achieved, Dong Jin looked at the sky that was about to brighten and was ready to retreat back to the sky castle. After all, it was 2,000 meters high, and he couldn't fly now, so he could only spend more time climbing up along the silver chain.
As for looking for strange apples in the forest, he had just taken a rough look at the fruits on the trees during the break in the battle.
Whether it was the red apple, the yellow apple, or the green apple he threw to Snake, the colors of these fruits were quite colorful, but their energy was far lower than the golden apple in the air. But the mortality rate after consumption by both parties is almost the same.
He was stupid to eat here before finding a way to reduce the mortality rate.
However, the next second after Dong Jin turned around and left, Snake's hoarse voice suddenly sounded from under the tree:
"...What about you? What kind of snake are you?"
Dong Jin paused for a moment when he heard the words.
Could this boss be so angry about his ridicule? He is still entangled with this now?
Not knowing whether this person has the ability of lie detection, he could only make up nonsense: "Maybe I am the third type."
"I don't want to go to heaven or into the earth. I will only be in the Garden of Eden, tempting Adam and Eve to eat the forbidden fruit."
After pretending to be tough, Dong Jin rushed straight to the place where the silver chain fell.
He didn't notice Snake was watching him from behind, and he bit the extremely sour apple inch by inch.