Auntie almost choked to death on the water she had just drunk!
She coughed violently a few times before she could catch her breath.
She was so angry that she jumped up and down, yelling, "What did you say? You want to marry my son? Bah! You should take a piss and look in the mirror to see what kind of person you are. My son would rather stay single for the rest of his life than marry you!"
The village chief slammed his pipe on the table and said, "Who gave you permission to marry my son?! My family line will end, I won't marry you!"
Cheng Xiaokui smiled and said, "Whether you marry me or not, is that up to you? Your son likes to look at me all the time, probably because he thinks I'm pretty."
If one day we sneak into a cornfield or a grove of trees and someone sees us, tsk tsk! Would your son dare not marry me?
"Not marrying me is blatant indecent behavior! That could land you in jail! I'm not a good person at all, but I'm definitely rotten to the core!"
Auntie San's eyes widened as she shouted, "My son would go into cornfields and woods with you?! You're dreaming!"
Cheng Xiaokui said, "Third Aunt, don't say that. Your son is over 20 years old and has never even touched a woman's hand. It's said that it's easy for a man to pursue a woman, but easy for a woman to pursue a man."
If I threw myself at him, guess what would happen?! He hasn't been with a woman in over 20 years. Let alone a woman, even a sow would think he's handsome!
Hahaha! I may not be good at much else, but I'm a master at causing trouble. How about my husband? He's a leader in the military, and he still obediently married me!
Doing this well is not easy, but causing trouble is not. Even if your son remains unmoved, I will tell the whole world that he forced himself on me.
The commotion has reached the neighboring villages; you can imagine how big it's gotten! Those uniformed police officers aren't pushovers!
The village chief was so angry his hands trembled. He pointed at Cheng Xiaokui and cursed, "You vixen, you want to harm my son?!"
Cheng Xiaokui said, "I'm idle all day now, so I just mess around in the village."
"I'll mess with whoever I want. Anyway, I'm divorced now, and my reputation's bad, so I might as well just go all out!"
The village chief turned pale with anger, but he quickly realized the problem: Cheng Xiao Kui's words had a hidden meaning!
He said, "You cause trouble in the village? What if you weren't in the village?"
Cheng Xiao Kui said, "Since I'm not in your village, I naturally can't cause trouble there! I can cause trouble wherever I go! Uncle Village Chief, you agree, right?!"
She smiled like a cat, her eyes sparkling.
The village chief said, "I understand now. You just want a spot to return to the city, right?! But those spots are for those who perform well!"
Cheng Xiaokui said, "You're so smart, you left the bad ones to wreak havoc on the whole village, and let the good ones go!"
What's this called? "If you don't go to hell, who will?" Uncle, is that what they say?
The village chief's expression changed; Cheng Xiaokui's words had awakened him from his reverie.
He rubbed his chin with his wrinkled hands, then silently picked up his pipe and puffed on the smoke.
Even though her third aunt wasn't very bright, she still understood what she was hearing.
She pushed her man away and said, "Let whoever wants to go to hell go, we're not going! Why should we keep the monsters and let the good ones go?"
"Let this monster go! Let her wreak havoc wherever she wants! We can't let her ruin our eldest son! We'll be counting on him when we're old!"
She was so anxious that she wiped away her tears. If her eldest son were to get involved with a woman like Cheng Xiao Kui, wouldn't his life be ruined?
Her whole family lived a chaotic life, constantly being gossiped about by neighbors and ridiculed by the entire village.
Just thinking about those days makes her want to die!
The village chief took a few puffs of his pipe and said, "But this matter... isn't something I can decide alone. There's the Party Secretary too! And under the Party Secretary are the village cadres!"
Cheng Xiao Kui said, "They all have sons. If someone won't let me leave, I'll just marry their son."
Anyway, I'm divorced, I'm fine with going to anyone's house. As long as they give me food, that's fine. As long as I can sleep with a man, that's fine!
However, I want to eat and drink well; if things don't go my way, I might just burn the house down!
The village chief's expression froze. He said, "Go back home and wait for my news. I'll go and discuss it with the Party Secretary and the village officials."
Cheng Xiao Kui, with her legs crossed, said, "I'm divorced, I don't have a home. I'll stay here tonight. Which room does your son stay in? Is it the one next door? He hasn't come back yet?"
She casually opened the yellow paper package, revealing pig's head meat and flatbread inside.
She continued, “Oh dear, our whole village is eating cornbread, while the village chief’s family is eating pig’s head meat and flatbread!”
How much money did the village chief embezzle? I'm going to go ask the Party Secretary and other village officials!
She got up and walked out.
Auntie San hurriedly grabbed Cheng Xiao Kui and said, "Don't go! Please spare my son and my husband! You were the one who brought the pig's head meat and the flatbread!"
Cheng Xiaokui said, "My family is so poor that we can't even find two cents in our pockets. How could my family afford to buy pig's head meat and flatbread?"
Third Aunt, what are you talking about? Who would believe that if they told others? But the village chief is different; he manages the village's work points and money.
If someone saw the pig's head and flatbread on your table, they'd understand what was going on, wouldn't they?!
She shook off her aunt's arm, pushed open the door, and shouted at the top of her lungs, "Everyone..."
Before she could even shout, her third aunt covered Cheng Xiao Kui's mouth with her hand.
She turned to her husband and said urgently, "What are you waiting for? Hurry up and go talk to the village secretaries."
"No, isn't that list with us? We can just fill in Cheng Xiao Kui's name."
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