Chapter 54: Mu Family Banquet, Everyone Eats Watermelon



"No need, let's sit outside. How can you see your beloved one if you sit in the box?" The old man looked at Grandpa Mu meaningfully.

Old Master Mu was shocked. This matter today might not be that simple. Thinking carefully, based on his understanding of the old leader, he wondered if he was trying to lure the enemy into a trap. Old Master Mu nervously looked towards the banquet hall, trying to find the suspicious person.

"Don't panic. I'm bringing quite a few people today. Just arrange a seat for me."

Old Master Mu nodded and personally led the person to a relatively safe corner to sit down.

The people present were curious about the identity of the visitor, but every time someone picked up a camera or mobile phone to take a photo, they would be taken away inexplicably and calmly.

Gradually, no one dared to pay attention to them, so everyone turned their attention to Mu Li in the center of the stage.

"Ms. Mu, I heard that you were lost when you were a child and were only found recently. How can you be sure that you are the real daughter of the Mu family?" A reporter in the audience asked sharply.

"Big brother, let's not talk about my problem first, let's talk about you. I see that your forehead is black, you might have a bloody disaster!" Mu Li counted with her fingers and said seriously.

"What nonsense are you talking about?" The reporter was stunned for a moment and then retorted.

"I'm not talking nonsense. Have you been unlucky lately?" Mu Li asked with a frown.

"How is that possible?" the reporter denied.

"Okay, let me tell you. Today you were about to go out, but you couldn't find your key. You finally found it and locked the door. The elevator was broken, so you had to take the stairs down from the 20th floor."

"So what?" The reporter just thought it was a coincidence and didn't take it seriously.

"You finally got down to the first floor and the elevator returned to normal. In a fit of anger, you kicked a tree on the roadside, which scared the birds in the tree, and the bird pooped on your head..." Mu Li continued.

"Hahaha, what bad luck..."

"Indeed!" The reporters in the audience burst into laughter.

The noise attracted Mr. Mu, the old man and the young man in the corner.

"Ms. Mu, what next?" a reporter asked.

"And then? Big brother, what do you think?" Mu Li looked at the reporter who had just spoken sharply with a smile.

"There is no such thing. Don't listen to her nonsense." The reporter shouted guiltily.

"Big brother, you're really tough. I wonder if your bones are as tough as your mouth!"

"Hahaha, the little girl's words are so funny!"

"Yeah, look at her fierce and aggressive side, so cute..."

"Ms. Mu, quickly calculate what happened next? We believe you can figure it out!"

"..." Mu Li was speechless, "Why are these people so gossipy?"

"Then he wanted to go back and wash his hair, but the elevator wouldn't open for him. He had no choice but to go to the hair salon to wash his hair. He discovered that all the nearby barbershops had closed, with the same, bizarre reason: 'The gods told me in my dream yesterday that they shouldn't open today.' And so, he couldn't find a barbershop open all the way to the company!"

"Hahaha……"

"I wonder which deity this is? I wouldn't believe it if it wasn't intentional!"

“Hahaha…this guy is so miserable!”

"Then what?"

"You're not going to be surrounded by people with a pile of bird shit on your head, are you?"

"What a coincidence, isn't it? Normally, there aren't many people in the company; they're either out covering news or doing interviews. He just stepped into the company, hoping for a lucky break, and found that the boss, whom he hadn't seen in ages, had gathered all the employees for a morning meeting! As soon as he walked in, everyone's eyes were fixed on him and the shit on his head..."

"Hahahaha..." After Mu Li finished speaking, the crowd erupted in even louder laughter.

"The death of a good society..."

"Then what?"

"Then he rushed to the company restroom at the fastest speed in his life, lowering his head. He didn't pay attention and rushed into the women's restroom. As luck would have it, he bumped into the chest of the boss's wife..."

"Oh my god, I can even imagine the boss's wife's screams when she collapsed..."

"It's a tragedy..."

"You're talking nonsense!" The reporter was still desperately denying it.

"It's no use denying it. I can smell it if I get close to you. Why else do you think there's no one within two meters of you?"

Everyone looked and found that it was true.

"Hahaha……"

"What a big melon..."

“How exciting…”

The reporter's face flushed red, "Your Mu family is going too far!" Then he turned and ran towards the door.

"Hey, don't go out! I told you that your forehead is black and you will have a bloody disaster!" Mu Li shouted hurriedly.

The reporter ran even faster upon hearing that. Just as he opened the door, he bumped into a few people who happened to be passing by carrying a piece of glass. The glass shattered in an instant, and the reporter fell on his back, hitting the back of his head heavily on the ground, leaving a pool of blood.

"Oh, I told you not to run away. Why are the adults of this generation so disobedient?" Mu Li shook her head and said helplessly.

"Hahaha, Old Mu, your little girl is so interesting!" The old man in the corner watched the whole process. When he saw Mu Li acting like a little adult, he couldn't help laughing out loud.

"What she said is true. This person is really in trouble with blood!"

"I told you she can tell fortunes, but you still don't believe me!"

"She's more than just a fortune teller. She's so accurate! I even want to ask her to do it myself..."

Everyone was shocked by this scene, "The little daughter of the Mu family is a fortune teller!"

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