Chapter 1: Eating melon progress 1%
◎I am a sloth◎
The dark blue sky is dotted with silver stars.
A half-night rainbow appeared on the horizon, and at the end of the rainbow was a lush eucalyptus tree.
A sloth hung upside down on the eucalyptus tree, its belly full of silvery-white moonlight.
This sloth's name is Su Lan.
Su Lan was hanging there leisurely, with a slight smile on her palm-sized face.
This is a rare moonlight rainbow, so beautiful.
Comfortable...
The rustling sound of footsteps approached, breaking the silence.
A middle-aged man and woman walked under the tree.
The woman is soft and boneless, with a natural charm, and even the sound of her breathing is very alluring.
The man was a little anxious, and his rough hands went around the woman's arms.
The woman shuddered and exclaimed, "Wow, there's a sloth over there, so cute."
The man glanced at the tree and said perfunctorily, "It's cute, but not as cute as you. Let's continue..."
Su Lan looked at the two people below who were hugging each other, inseparable.
She has lived on a deserted island for a long time and hasn't seen a living human being for a long time.
After much difficulty, two people finally showed up, and they were actually here to broadcast a live broadcast to her.
…She really doesn’t want to watch it.
But she couldn't leave.
At her slow pace, it wouldn't even take her long enough to reach the next tree...
Under the tree, the woman ended the hug and took out her cell phone.
"Come on, baby sloth, let's take a picture together."
Su Lan hanging on the tree: "..."
I don’t want to care, I really don’t want to care.
She just wanted to sleep.
Get enough sleep for fifteen hours a day...
When Su Lan saw the camera, she still smiled politely.
After all, she is a kind sloth.
The woman saw the sloth smile and said excitedly, "It's so cute! It can actually smile. Get it down. I want to hug it."
Su Lan: Oh no, something bad has happened.
Can she take back her smile?
It is impossible to get down from the tree.
Climbing back up the tree would take another hour...
The man looked at the sloth hanging high in the tree.
I didn't want to go, but I compromised.
He was about 170 cm tall. He put on his insoles and jumped a few times, but couldn't reach it. He then found a branch and poked its butt, but still couldn't touch it.
Su Lan watched him waving the branch and felt a slight breeze on his butt.
It's chilly.
She raised her buttocks and slowly moved two centimeters to the side.
Su Lan slowly closed her eyes, but her eyelids fell too slowly, and she saw the man's eyes.
System: [Ding, congratulations to the host for binding to the melon-eating system.]
Su·The melon-eating and fun-loving person·Lan: Is there such a good thing?
System: [Just look into someone's eyes and you'll be able to eat the melon. Currently, the melon-eating progress is 0%. Come on, host!]
Su Lan starts eating melons...
Cheng Anyi, a 39-year-old veteran actor, became an internet sensation with his hit costume drama from a decade ago. His official status is that he is unmarried and childless.
[In fact, Cheng An also secretly married a beautiful and wealthy wife with fair skin and two beautiful daughters.]
[When he had no movies to shoot, his father-in-law still funded him to make movies. He is so lucky.]
Cheng An is also gentle and polite in front of fans, but at home he is living a life of luxury and extravagance.
My wife kept silent and turned a blind eye.
Not long ago, he actually brought his 19-year-old illegitimate son home, falsely claiming he was his younger brother, and forced him to take care of his wife, while he found a new love.
Cheng Anyi greeted the producer and took his new internet celebrity lover to the variety show "Desert Island Survival." Currently, the two are practicing on the island to get a feel for the wilderness...
Su Lan: Emmm...it’s this scumbag couple in front of me.
Tsk~tsk~tsk~
It took her several seconds to finish.
Su Lan's breathing, frowns and smiles were several times slower than those of others.
[Big melon warning, Didi——]
Su Lan's eyes lit up and her eyelids slowly opened again.
This melon...is there any sequel?
Cheng Anyi's wife learned that her husband had been having affairs time and time again, and that she was unable to control him. She even forced her to raise their illegitimate child. She thought her daughter was already eighteen years old, so she decided to cheat on him and get revenge on him.
[As a result, his wife and the 19-year-old illegitimate son fell in love, and the atmosphere became increasingly strange.]
Cheng Anyi was at home, and they didn't dare move. The more they suppressed their feelings, the more they got angry. Unexpectedly, Cheng Anyi was so bold as to go to the island to film a variety show.
[With his departure, the tension at home is completely unbearable, and things are about to get heated...]
Su Lan, who had just been drowsy, suddenly woke up.
Is this possible?
Cheng Anyi was being affectionate with his mistress under the tree, but he had no idea that his family would be consumed by internal corruption.
Su Lan: Hiccup~
It’s really fun to eat melons.
For some reason, the man under the tree stopped what he was doing after only three minutes, straightened his clothes, and left quickly.
Su Lan: Really fast, as fast as lightning...
System prompt: [Cheng An Yigua, progress 30%.]
Looks like there's a sequel...
No rush, take a nap first.
The footsteps of the man and woman under the tree gradually faded away, and the surroundings returned to peace. The rustling sound of silkworms eating mulberry leaves could still be heard.
Su Lan turned over and slowly closed her eyes...
*
When Su Lan woke up, she was shocked.
The sunlight slanted in through the car window and fell on her neck, bringing a few inches of warmth.
She was covered in an indigo cashmere coat. The soft fur had a faint luster. Judging from the size, it was a men's style and it kept her body very warm.
It took her a while to remember her life of resentment...
Once upon a time, she was an unknown 18th-tier actress and a well-known film academy student.
Before and after graduation, she received several good scripts and was fortunate enough to work with actors who have millions of fans.
Everyone said that she was lucky to be able to work with a top star.
Su Lan shoots four movies a year, wearing armor in the summer and swimming in ice water in the winter.
Work tirelessly, conscientiously, and hard, focusing on making money.
After two years of hard work, I got eight unbroadcast dramas.
Except for one film that failed to pass the review, the other seven films all failed.
There are scandals in the entertainment industry every year, and there are especially many around her.
It was like a targeted attack, with a circle of mines surrounding her, specifically designed to explode near her.
The actors who worked with her were exposed for pornography, gambling, drugs, cheating, sleeping with prostitutes, concubine selection, tax evasion, hit-and-run, and domestic violence...
She is alone in the entertainment industry and has witnessed the disparity in the world.
She even became a hot topic because of her status as the "lightning rod of the entertainment industry."
The main feature is its tendency to become a hit, with every film it makes being a failure.
She clearly did nothing and didn't broadcast anything.
Two years of work in vain.
Crying to death.
After two years of hard work, Su Lan and her best friend took a boat to the sea to relax and encountered criminals again.
In order to save her best friend, Su Lan sacrificed herself heroically and stood in front of her.
That was her bravest moment.
It is also the brightest moment in her life.
Unexpectedly, she was pushed off the boat into the lake.
The moment she fell into the lake, she felt a huge fear and the suffocating feeling of drowning surrounded her.
She struggled desperately, her desire to survive growing stronger and stronger.
But his body kept sinking, drowning in the endless deep sea...
That night, the water was very cold.
It penetrated straight into the bone marrow, and even the joints between the bones were so cold that they felt sore.
She once told her best friend that she didn’t want to be a curler in her next life.
If you don't want to be a human, be a sloth.
Just eat and sleep, do nothing else.
Unexpectedly, her wish came true.
After her death, she really became a sloth.
On the deserted island, the days pass slowly.
Apart from eating, it's all about sleeping.
In the blink of an eye, a day has passed.
At first, she would count the days, but later she became too lazy to do so.
She gradually got used to the life of a sloth. The eucalyptus leaves were slightly poisonous, but the more she chewed them, the more delicious they became.
Slowly, she almost forgot that she had ever been a human...
Until today, she put it back on herself.
Just by looking at the reflection in the car window, you can tell it is Su Lan herself.
She was still a little uncomfortable with it, so her movements were always slow and leisurely.
A little later, she received a call from her agent.
Agent: "Are you awake? It's almost time now, right? Today is the first day of 'Desert Island Survival'. Remember to persevere to the end no matter what. You still owe the company 100 million in liquidated damages!"
Su Lan: “…”
Why, we owe 100 million right at the start?
The sunlight stung her eyelids, and she slowly remembered...
Because he was missing for three years, all his acting, endorsement and publicity contracts were terminated.
Adding all together, the penalty is about 100 million yuan.
This penalty for breach of contract far exceeds the salary she earned from working hard in the entertainment industry.
This evil capital...
Su Lan hadn't adapted to the speaking rhythm yet, and just said a few words: "I... remembered..."
The agent was impatient and spoke before she could finish.
"The first place prize for 'Desert Island Survival' is 100 million, the highest ever. As long as you survive, you'll have to eat dirt and make it to the end. You must take first place."
Su Lan: “…that…problem…” It’s not a big deal.
The agent didn't hear the whole thing and thought Su Lan was going to back out: "I'll take it as your agreement. By the way, focus on the variety show and don't look at the trending searches."
Before Su Lan could reply, the agent hung up the phone.
She slowly took out her phone and touched the smooth edge.
I haven't touched my phone for a few years and I miss it so much.
She is so rebellious that even if she is told not to look at the trending searches, she will still want to watch them.
Su Lan opened the phone and slowly lowered his gaze——
[Shocking! Su Lan participated in the variety show "Desert Island Survival" and shared the stage with popular actor Gu Yanzhi, Reuters revealed.]
Attached video: Su Lan, wearing an indigo cashmere coat, was carried into the car by black-clad staff.
The comment section below exploded:
[This coat is exactly the same as the one Gu Yanzhi's fans took photos of at the airport this morning. The collar even has Gu Yanzhi's initials "GYZ" embroidered on it.]
[Oh my god, why are Gu Yanzhi's clothes on Su Lan?]
[Who doesn’t know that Su Lan is a lightning rod in the domestic entertainment industry? Actors who work with her either have their reputations ruined or have retired from the industry…]
[Stay away from our Gu Yanzhi! Please.]
[I'm dying of laughter. Why did the show "Desert Island Survival" invite such an obscure celebrity like her? She should withdraw immediately!]
Due to Su Lan's lightning rod physique, fans of other guests on the variety show came over to attack her.
Passersby are fine, after all, wherever Su Lan is, there are gossips.
The program crew also noticed this point. In order to become popular, they specially invited Su Lan, who is a hot topic, to participate.
Su Lan didn't care much about these insults. After all, she had died once.
It feels so good to be alive now.
But... there's a problem.
Su Lan vaguely remembered that she was still a sloth when she fell asleep.
So, who is wearing the clothes she is wearing?
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