Chapter 10: Eating melon progress 10%



Chapter 10: Eating melon progress 10%

◎Prostate depression? ◎

The fact that Cheng Anyi and a group of people posted a short video instantly became a hot topic.

#Cheng An also secretly filmed short video#

#Cheating short video chat group#

#List of big guys on the list#

#Coconut Video Chairman's Little Three Four Five Six Seven#

#The director of Pure Love Doting on His Wife plays more extravagantly than anyone else#

#Only the upper body is left and I can't control the lower body#

The big guys in the group were all furious.

What they do is not as simple as cheating and posting short videos.

If someone really came to investigate, they'd probably dig up some old stuff, and everyone would be in big trouble...

The bosses knew the seriousness of the matter and were determined to find the person who spread the news at all costs and eliminate all dangers at the source.

Just find the person who spread the news, use threats and bribes to make him issue an apology statement, and if that doesn't work, you can even make him a psychopath.

In this way, the disseminator will lose credibility, and the matter will be covered up without anyone noticing.

It won't be long before the audience forgets about it and they will be safe.

But the prerequisite is to find this key disseminator.

Half a day passed and the subordinates came to report.

These messages first appeared in the live broadcast barrage of "Desert Island Variety Show". The audience barrage was anonymous and only the IP address could be checked.

The big guys quoted a price and paid someone to check the IP.

But these comments are like ghosts, and no information can be found.

The commission for hackers who find people has been rising all the way, reaching 10 million.

The entire hacker forum was in an uproar, and even hardcore hackers who hadn't appeared in public for many years came.

But unfortunately, there was nothing found, no clue at all.

Everyone was shocked; they had never encountered such a situation before.

It really is a ghost!

At this moment, the source of the barrage was on a deserted island and sneezed.

Su Lan touched his nose, sat on the tree trunk and looked into the distance, swinging his legs back and forth, not caring about the chaos outside.

She observed for a long time and finally found a Feng Shui-good spot to build a house.

Surrounded by forests, it is easy to obtain materials.

This place is high on one side and low on the other, so we can build half a wall less.

Building a house was too tiring for her.

I’m afraid she’ll become lazy before she finishes building it.

Su Lan chose the most labor-saving method and built a small pit house as a transition.

When I have more strength in the future, I will expand it step by step.

After thinking it over, Su Lan began to act.

She found a flat stone and began to dig the soil, making a hole.

Pick up some palm leaves and arrowroot leaves. The palm leaves are broad and straight, while the arrowroot leaves are flat and soft. The two are intertwined together, complementing each other.

The leaves slanted over the ground, which was high on one side and low on the other, like a small tent covered in half forest green.

[This is the first time I've seen someone build a pit house on a desert island survival variety show. Although it saves effort, it doesn't seem practical.]

[This pit house is unlike any other, it's incredibly warm. I don't feel it now in autumn, but when winter comes, you'll realize how good this pit house is. Didn't two people withdraw from the competition last season due to frostbite?]

[Really? Is the pit house so powerful?]

[Su Lan knows too much. I used to call her useless. I'm afraid I must have blinded my titanium eyes...]

Su Lan didn't think too much about it, she just thought about how to save effort.

Seeing that her strength was almost gone, she lay back down in the pit house, said goodbye in a hurry, and prepared to end the broadcast.

[Wait, don't turn it off.]

[We'll watch it even when we're asleep, please.]

[We love watching you sleep, so soft and cute.]

Su Lan said "Oh" and cruelly ended the live broadcast.

If she doesn't get up soon, she will turn into a sloth.

Su Lan looked at the 100-second countdown in his consciousness, took off his clothes, lay down, and performed a series of operations smoothly.

The countdown ended and she transformed back into her sloth form.

Su Lan turned over and fell asleep.

When she woke up, it was already dark.

She slept for a full ten hours and became human again.

The sparse moonlight passed through the gaps between the leaves and fell on her, leaving a mottled shadow.

There is a slight chirping of insects in my ears, and time seems to slow down...

She liked this sound very much, it was like nature playing music.

She could listen to this all day long...

Su Lan stared at the night sky, stunned for a while.

She didn't return to the camp until Xia Youran came looking for her.

"Did you eat anything today?" Xia Youran asked her with concern.

Su Lan shook her head: "No."

Xia Youran's face was filled with joy. "You must be starving. Xiao Cheng and I caught a rabbit today. We ate your fish yesterday. Let's eat rabbit together today."

"I'm not hungry." Su Lan was telling the truth.

A sloth can last for many days with one meal.

Xia Youran thought she was embarrassed and pulled her over to sit down.

Su Lan didn't refuse anymore and simply sat down to eat the watermelon.

At this moment, Cheng An was also roasting mushrooms and glanced at her from time to time.

Su Lan looked back and ate the melon politely.

Cheng Anyi and his wife didn't have sex before they got married. His wife was quite happy, thinking she'd found a decent man. But three months after getting married, he still hadn't touched her. He made up a bunch of excuses and even hid away on the set. His wife went to the set to visit him, but he still kept putting it off. Hahahaha, there's definitely something wrong.

[His wife suspected he was gay and even paid someone to test him. The person said it was confirmed, and Cheng An was straight...]

His wife couldn't understand it at all, so she started looking for problems in herself. She tried beauty treatments and body sculpting, and even bought online courses to learn how to control her husband. The online teacher taught her to take the initiative... On the night of Chinese Valentine's Day, his wife put a lot of thought into the preparations, and he took action. The result... Hahahaha... Hilarious...

"What are you laughing at?" Xia Youran asked.

Su Lan shook her head slightly, not knowing where to start.

[It would be great if Xia Youran could also see the melon together. Eating the melon together means double the joy.]

After calling the roll, Xia Youran looked at her with gratitude.

While having melon to eat, I still don’t forget her.

Su Lan is... a pretty nice person.

Xia Youran happily joined the crowd and looked at Su Lan eagerly, meaning, "Go on."

Su Lan didn't know why Xia Youran was looking at her. She smiled slightly and continued eating melon.

That night, Cheng Anyi's wife put in a lot of effort, only to discover that Cheng Anyi was ill. After looking at his medication, she learned that there was a disease in the world called prostate depression, also known as "thumb brother."

"Puff..." Xia Youran choked while drinking water.

Su Lan's eyes were as clear as spring water, and she asked with concern: "Are you okay?"

Xia Youran touched the end of her hair guiltily, "It's okay, I drank too fast, you continue."

Su Lan: "Continue what?"

"Ahem..." Xia Youran couldn't utter the word "eat melon" and could only replace it with "continue to stare blankly."

Su Lan said "hmm" and continued eating melon.

[Later, Cheng Anyi went to the hospital for treatment, and he was actually cured. However, Cheng Anyi failed too many times in front of his wife, and his wife still had a psychological trauma. Sometimes he was fine, sometimes not...]

[Is this even possible? Just a little bit, I feel like laughing...]

[No wonder Cheng Anyi cheated so often. It turns out that things at home weren't going well, so he wanted to show off his prowess outside.]

[Hey, why does Cheng Anyi's eyes look a little off? Could it be... my uncle is here?]

"Is there something wrong?" Su Lan asked with a raised eyebrow.

Cheng Anyi coughed violently several times, as if he was about to cough out his lungs.

"It's okay. You seem to eat little and have a good figure." Cheng Anyi praised lightly with a complicated expression.

After a while, Cheng Anyi saw Xia Youran standing nearby and handed the mushroom to her. "Go ask Su Lan if she wants to eat it?"

There are some things he cannot do, but he can find a middleman.

Xia Youran didn't think much about it and handed the mushroom to Su Lan.

Su Lan took the mushroom and was about to take a bite when she suddenly stopped and looked up at Xia Youran, "Did you pick this mushroom?"

Xia Youran shook her head. "No, Cheng Anyi picked these. He picked a whole bag full. He just roasted them and asked me to bring them to you."

Su Lan's heart sank.

The light yellow mushroom in front of you is a jack.

Jack mushrooms and chanterelles look very similar and can be easily confused by those who are not familiar with them.

She had lived in the forest for several years, so she could naturally tell them apart.

The jack mushroom has a shorter stipe, an upright cap and smooth edges.

Chanterelles are edible, but jack mushrooms are not and are highly poisonous.

Su Lan looked at the bunch of mushrooms in her hand, and then looked at the mushrooms of others.

Only her bunch is poisonous jack.

Could it be... that Cheng An did this on purpose?

Su Lan didn't say anything, avoided Xia Youran, and threw away the poisonous jack.

It's not that easy to harm her.

*

The next morning, Su Lan was woken up.

She was lying in her little pit house when she heard the sound of a helicopter.

According to the program team's regulations, the program team can only be contacted in emergencies and automatic withdrawals.

So... what happened?

With the mentality of watching a show, Su Lan returned to the camp.

At that time, Cheng An was also leaning against a tree, vomiting from time to time, and there was a mess next to him...

Su Lan looked at Cheng Anyi with half-open eyelids.

Cheng Anyi is hilarious. He stole fish yesterday morning, but this morning he even picked up a jack from the ground and ate it.

Is he the reincarnation of a glutton? He's such a glutton, even eating things thrown on the ground?

[By the way, Cheng Anyi didn't mean to harm her, so he should be able to tell the difference between jack mushrooms and chanterelles. Why would he put a poisonous jack mushroom into his mouth?]

[Oh no, it turns out this jack has been gnawed by a mouse, and it's wrinkled and looks just like a chanterelle. No wonder he made a mistake.]

[Serves you right. You hurt yourself and others, and retribution is coming so soon.]

Cheng Anyi looked at Su Lan, his lips trembling violently, vomiting and coughing alternately, without a moment's rest.

Su Lan shook her head. It seemed that the situation was really serious.

The toxicity of the jack is not something that ordinary people can withstand...

The program crew's helicopter was parked in an open area.

Soon, the medical team rushed towards Cheng Anyi with a first aid box.

When the medical team arrived, Su Lan saw a woman in her thirties at first glance.

She was wearing a beige coat, and the overall look was low-key and inconspicuous, but her temperament was outstanding, with a kind of nobility and elegance that came from her bones.

Su Lan looked into the woman's eyes.

[In Wuhu, Cheng Anyi's legal wife has arrived, and a fight is about to begin!]

The author has something to say:

Happy eating, ten bows~

Thank you to the little angels who voted for me or provided me with nutrient solution between 2023-10-23 16:12:23 and 2023-10-24 23:41:34~

Thanks to the little angels who cast mines: 64419121 2; Qingyan 1;

Thank you very much for your support. I will continue to work hard!

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