Chapter 2: Eating melon progress 2%



Chapter 2: Eating melon progress 2%

◎Fry the fish pond yourself, 6◎

Su Lan turned her head slowly and saw the person in the back seat.

The next second, the pupils trembled.

[Isn't this Cheng Anyi, the cheating scumbag whose wife and illegitimate child fell in love? ]

[He's about to have a family crisis, is it really okay for him to still be on a variety show? ]

She didn't understand why Cheng Anyi was staring at her and kept coughing while trying to speak.

"Teacher Cheng...would you like some water?"

Su Lan took a bottle of water from the side and handed it over.

Cheng An's face turned dark: "Su Lan, you... cough cough..."

Not only did Cheng An not want to take the water, but he wanted to throw the bottle at Su Lan to teach this ignorant junior a lesson.

However, his hand was still in mid-air, cramped.

Su Lan looked at Cheng Anyi's trembling hands and a painful expression.

"Teacher Cheng...is your hand okay?"

After being a human for a while, Su Lan gradually got used to it and her speaking speed increased slightly.

"It's okay, cough cough." Cheng Anyi almost gritted his teeth.

Su Lan looked into Cheng Anyi's eyes and saw the melon again.

[Wow, I chatted with hundreds of girls in one night, and sent group greetings for Mid-Autumn Festival. I accidentally added everyone to the same group.]

【Fry the fish pond yourself, 666. 】

[This is so funny, how can there be such a stupid person? ]

[Later, the girls slapped him, and the prosthesis in his nose was crooked. He couldn't look camera-ready, so they took it out and made a new one. It was so funny, hahahaha...]

Cheng Anyi's cough became heavier and heavier, and his fists were clenched tightly.

I feel like a dumb person who is being bullied and can't vent his anger. The more I think about it, the angrier I get.

Soon, Cheng An also discovered the pattern.

I cough when I want to curse, and cramp when I want to fight...

What kind of evil is this?

"Su Lan, you...you are really considerate."

He was shocked when he said this.

After saying this, he stopped coughing and cramping, and felt completely relaxed...

Damn it.

Su Lan couldn't say anything about this, he could only praise...

Su Lan smiled faintly and looked at Tong Wei, the internet celebrity next to Cheng Anyi.

[Isn't this the internet celebrity Tong Wei who had sex with Cheng Anyi last night? Does she know that the actor is married and has children?]

[…Oh, she knows. She knows the truth.]

Su Lan watched the internet celebrity's expression change from natural to distorted.

Is her face twitching? Oh, it turns out she got too many injections, and her face is stiff.

Soon, the internet celebrity Tong Wei looked at her as if she had swallowed a razor blade.

"Su Lan, you... cough cough cough..."

Su Lan:?

Do both of them have a cold?

Could it be the seasonal flu?

Su Lan took another bottle of water and handed it over: "Sister Tong Wei, do you have a cold too? Do you want some water?"

Tong Wei took the water reluctantly and heard Su Lan's inner voice.

[Oh, by the way, they both kissed, no wonder colds are contagious.]

[Speaking of contagious diseases, Cheng Anyi has that disease. His legal wife won't let him touch her. I wonder if his mistress Tongwei knows about it?]

Tong Wei, the internet celebrity who was exchanging glances with Cheng Anyi a second ago, suddenly glared at Cheng Anyi: "You...actually...ahem..."

"I didn't... cough cough cough... don't listen to her... cough cough..." Cheng An also spoke.

Su Lan: "Oh, you two have a cold, drink more water, don't be anxious, talk slowly..."

The two of them looked at Su Lan, wanting to tear her apart, but they couldn't...

Even the evil thoughts towards Su Lan made them feel chest tightness and discomfort.

Cheng Anyi managed to utter, "Su Lan... your voice is so nice."

Su Lan: "Thank you."

She stared at Cheng Anyi's head and saw a line of words: [Melon eating progress 40%].

Turning to look at Tong Wei, it shows: [Melon eating progress 5%].

[So this internet celebrity sister has even more melons here, it's like a hidden melon field.]

Let me see what's fun.

Tong Wei quickly interrupted Su Lan: "I think your makeup today is really beautiful, it doesn't look like makeup at all."

Su Lan touched her cheek and said, "Oh, I didn't put on any makeup."

Tong Wei laughed awkwardly twice and then said, "Hey, look, aren't we almost at the pier?"

The pier sign was getting closer and closer. As soon as the car stopped, Tong Wei got out immediately.

When Cheng Anyi came down, Tong Wei followed him quietly, wanting to discuss Su Lan's strange thoughts with him.

But Cheng Anyi had no time to pay attention to her and just walked away.

He quickly called his assistant and immediately arranged to send his illegitimate son abroad.

Don't dare to delay for a minute.

On the other side, Su Lan got out of the car leisurely and stretched at the dock.

The air was mixed with the salty smell of sea water and the fishy smell of algae.

She was wearing an indigo coat, and the sea breeze blew across her neck, bringing a slight coolness.

She has always been afraid of the cold.

This dress is really warm and comfortable.

By the way, whose clothes are these?

It’s pretty good looking too.

Wait, who is wearing her clothes?

Su Lan thought for a moment, feeling a little flustered...

She called her agent.

The agent replied, "You fell asleep on the side of the road. I received a call from a stranger and went to pick you up. You were wearing your coat when I got there. Isn't that your coat? It might have been left there by a kind-hearted person."

"Am I wearing any clothes underneath?" Su Lan asked.

The agent was puzzled as to why she asked that, and answered without hesitation, "Yes, I did. A red dress."

Su Lan slowly remembered that on the day she died, she was wearing a red long dress. "The one with the one-shoulder design and the gold wavy hem?"

Agent: "Yeah, don't you know what you're wearing underneath?"

Su Lan gave a perfunctory "hmm".

Yes, the one she was wearing when she died.

Agent: "Remember, when you're on the show 'Desert Island Survival', you must hold on and get first place."

"Yeah." Su Lan was very confident.

"Survival on Desert Island" is an imported foreign project. When the first season was broadcast, it earned 400 million yuan in advertising fees and was very popular.

She is currently participating in the second season, which is more challenging and the prize money has increased from 30 million to 100 million.

It has been hard to make money in the entertainment industry in recent years. Many dramas have lost money, and variety shows have died or been discontinued.

"Survival on Deserted Island" is an outlier, going against the current, experiencing explosive clicks, and having ten sponsors.

Anyone in the circle who has some outdoor skills wants to come to this show.

Some people recommended themselves on Weibo, but still couldn’t come.

In addition to celebrities, the program team also held an audition for amateurs.

Two of the contestants are vegan.

pier.

A helicopter landed, and the sound of the propellers was getting closer and closer, like a moving hornet's nest, the sound was deafening.

After the chief director landed, he introduced the rules of the competition.

There are a total of ten participating guests in this variety show "Survival on Deserted Island", and the competition is divided into two stages.

The first stage is the team competition.

Each team consists of five people and is tasked with living alone on a deserted island for 30 days.

The program team only provides necessary medical support and decides whether to stay or go based on the physical examination results of the two teams after the game.

The second stage is the individual competition.

No one from the program crew was on the island, and there was no resource support.

The guests are left to fend for themselves and complete the 70-day solitary living mission.

The guest who stays until the end and completes 100 days will receive a final grand prize of 100 million yuan.

Each guest spoke a competition declaration to the camera as promotional material.

When it was Su Lan's turn, she was too lazy to speak and squeezed out three words: "I will win."

"How long do you feel confident you can stay?" asked the host.

"You can stay as long as you want..." Su Lan answered as a matter of course.

She has lived alone for three years...

100 days, no big deal.

People in the live broadcast room started to complain.

[Su Lan is so immodest. Every guest says the challenge is not easy, but she's so arrogant. I guess she doesn't remember that she used to be bad at everything and can only cry.]

[Yes, she wants to stay for the full 100 days, but she'll probably leave crying after 10 days.]

[I bet you ten bucks she'll start crying three days before she gets to the deserted island.]

[I bet 100 yuan!]

The director team looked at the comments and gave Su Lan a close-up.

Host: "Su Lan is really very confident. I look forward to your wonderful performance."

Su Lan smiled.

The wind lifted her hair, and the corners of her mouth curved like a dolphin rising from the sea.

Her smile is brighter than the jumping waves.

When he smiled, some fans of his looks appeared in the barrage.

[To be honest, she's quite endearing when she smiles, but it's a shame she's so weak.]

I love seeing her smile. It makes me feel like she has no worries at all. Let's go to a deserted island and show her what it's like to eat dirt.

In the first season of the show, one contestant was so hungry that he was forced to fast, eating a handful of ashes...

The director withdrew his gaze from Su Lan's smile and continued, "Next, please come forward and receive the three pieces of equipment you have selected in advance."

According to the competition rules, each person can choose three pieces of equipment on the official website.

In order to prevent participants from bringing in private equipment, all equipment must be collected on site and participants are not allowed to bring their own equipment.

Su Lan followed the crowd forward and when she reached the edge of the stage, she found that her name was not there.

The staff member confirmed it and reminded, "Guest Su Lan, you didn't choose your equipment in advance."

Oh no, after she became a human, she had no idea what was going on.

Su Lan blinked her deer-like eyes, full of innocence and indifference.

The staff handed her a bag and said, "This equipment bag can be given to you. Everyone has one."

"Okay." Su Lan calmly took the empty bag and went back.

There was a mixture of surprise and sneer in the barrage.

[Oh my god! She didn't even choose her equipment for a deserted island survival!]

[If you still want to be number one, just dream about it.]

[Is it possible that she forgot to choose? Then she'll definitely be crying and rubbing against her teammates. Anyone who is on her team will be in big trouble.]

[God bless, Su Lan doesn't want to be in the same team with my brother.]

Other guests received flints, fireproof cloths, axes, fishing lines, etc., which are all practical and necessary tools.

Seeing that Su Lan didn't take anything, everyone looked at each other in surprise and confusion.

The director divided the guests into two teams, each with five people, and each team was assigned a yacht.

Group A went to Alpha Island and Group B went to Beta Island.

One month later, the winner will be determined by the physical examination report.

The director waved the flag and shouted into the loudspeaker: "Desert Island Survival Season 2, set sail now!"

The author has something to say:

Happy eating, two bows!

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