Chapter 7: Eating melon progress 7%
◎Help! My sloth vest fell off?◎
Tong Wei looked up, her curious eyes tinged with sarcasm, "You said you don't need a man. I'm a little curious, what is your ideal type?"
Su Lan paused, "No."
Tong Wei: "Think about it carefully, you can't be so perfunctory..."
Su Lan really thought about it seriously.
In the past, her best friend also asked her about her ideal type.
She said that her ideal is to find a reliable nursing home with her best friend.
Two people basking in the sun in the yard, eating melons together, and growing old together, what do they need from a man?
But her best friend said that she would get married sooner or later, and she was afraid that she would end up alone, so she wanted to introduce her to a boyfriend.
Su Lan boasted to the sky, asking for the cosmic grass, wanting to be 1.88 meters tall, wanting to be extremely talented, wanting financial freedom, wanting to be unwavering, and wanting to have eyes only for her...
She said a lot of things, just to stop her best friend from introducing her to someone else.
The more the friend listened, the more excited she became: "My brother is good, I want to introduce him to you, seriously, he meets all the requirements, if you lied to me, he is not my best friend!"
Su Lan couldn't resist the enthusiasm and fell off a boat and died during that "blind date" trip.
Su Lan said indifferently: "My ideal is to enjoy my old age with my best friend."
Xia Youran came over and asked, "Who is your best friend? Is she someone in the same circle? Do we know each other?"
Su Lan looked at Xia Youran, "Gu Xi, do you... know her?"
Gu Xi is also an actress in the circle. She is more famous than Su Lan, has five million fans, and is not very popular.
After she finished speaking, everyone present fell into a deathly silence, and everyone looked at her with a bit of strange eyes...
Seeing that he hadn't uncovered Su Lan's secret, Cheng Anyi didn't give up. He clapped his hands and continued the game.
Su Lan saw Cheng Anyi was so active and looked into his eyes.
[So Cheng An is trying to dig up dirt on me. Don't blame me for being rude.]
Su Lan simply turned the branch and pointed it at Cheng Anyi.
"Who is the actor that Mr. Cheng is most afraid to work with in the industry?"
When it comes to the issue of death, answering it will offend anyone.
Cheng An also smiled, trying to play it off, "I like all the actors I've worked with."
As soon as he finished speaking, he heard Su Lan's inner voice.
[Hahaha, this is hilarious. He actually has a secret fear of being blacklisted.]
[A post-85s actress dared to seduce a married woman. As a result, she called her husband to beat him up. His teeth were knocked out and he was in pain for three days.]
[A documentary director born in the 1990s, who looked weak but was physically aggressive towards people, ended up being tied up in the bathroom by a Taekwondo black belt and left hanging for a whole day...]
[There was also a newcomer born in the 2000s who took advantage of someone who had just entered the industry by giving her a room card and saying he would teach her acting skills. But then he met a rich second-generation man and directly hired all the hotel security to teach him a lesson!]
[Does anyone else know...that he's like this in private...]
All the “others”: I didn’t know before, but now I know…
Everyone looked at Cheng Anyi with complicated expressions.
Cheng Anyi's fist hardened. He would deal with Su Lan sooner or later...
*
At night, for safety reasons, the five members of Group A stayed in the camp.
Cheng Anyi, Tong Wei and Xia Youran each got into their sleeping bags.
Xiao Cheng did not choose a sleeping bag, but simply spread out his clothes, with the sky as the roof and the ground as the bed.
Su Lan found a tall and strong poplar tree and rested on its branches.
A deafening shout rang out in the camp, "Whoosh—whoosh—"
The snoring was deafening, hitting the eardrums again and again.
If you don’t know, you might think it’s the demolition team coming.
Then, Su Lan remembered the melon she had seen - [Tong Wei snoring, very loudly.]
She wanted to escape from this noisy place, and just then she saw Xia Youran crawling out of the sleeping bag and exchanging glances with her.
Then, Su Lan took the lead, followed by Xiao Cheng and Xia Youran, and walked quietly into the distance.
At this moment, Cheng Anyi's live broadcast has not been turned off yet, and he is in the part where he says goodnight.
He glanced at the comments on the barrage——
[I didn't expect Tong Wei's snoring to be real. I thought it was just a joke.]
[Honestly, Tong Wei's snoring is as loud as any strong man's!]
[Cheng An is indeed a man of integrity. He refused to leave despite all the noise.]
[Tong Wei saved Cheng Anyi today, and he's repaying her kindness by staying with her. Otherwise, it would be too dangerous for a little girl like her to stay here!]
[That makes sense, Cheng An is also a real man!]
Cheng An was also morally kidnapped.
Tong Wei saved her during the day, so it was really inappropriate to leave a little girl like her here.
It was just snoring, wasn't it? He could get over it.
As long as you fall asleep, you won’t hear it. Just keep an eye on it, it’s not a big problem.
Cheng Anyi said good night and ended the broadcast. He stayed in the camp and turned over.
The other side.
The three of them walked away, not stopping until they could no longer hear the snoring.
Xia Youran and Xiao Cheng found a flat place to rest, and Su Lan found a tall maple tree to rest.
At night, there were no lights on the remote island, it was dark and silent.
The maple leaves nearby were stained by some moonlight, faintly revealing a dark red color, while the maple leaves farther away were so black that only silhouettes remained.
There was a waning moon hanging in the sky, and the shallow moonlight quietly fell on the sea, hazy and misty, like a layer of silver gauze.
In the faint moonlight, Su Lan slowly closed her eyes.
Have a good night's sleep.
When she woke up, the warm sunlight kissed her eyelids.
She slowly opened her eyes, and the yellowish morning light fell on the treetops. The dense layers of red leaves on the treetops blocked her view.
A voice came from under the tree——
Cheng Anyi: "I stayed by your side all night yesterday. Shouldn't you be considerate of me? You asked me to do this and that. I am also a human being and I get tired too."
Tong Wei's face was full of grievance. "Did I ask you to stay up all night? What were you doing? Didn't you just sleep for one night? As if it was too much trouble."
Cheng Anyi: "You...you...don't you know you snore? Look at my eyes, aren't they all bloodshot? You made me wake up last night and I didn't sleep at all."
Tong Wei was silent for two seconds, then retorted, "If it weren't for me yesterday, you would have drowned in the water. You said I snore, but don't you snore? How can you, a grown man, not have such a little tolerance?"
Cheng Anyi: "Yes, yes...your ex-boyfriend is very generous! God knows how many ex-boyfriends you have, the twelve zodiac signs, the twelve constellations, why don't you collect the twenty-four solar terms?"
Su Lan on the tree was trying not to laugh...
Tong Wei blushed. "You only like to criticize me. Don't think I don't know. How can you have fewer girlfriends than me? When you created the group for the Mid-Autumn Festival, I was still in it. There were over a hundred girls in that group alone."
Cheng An also raised his voice, stepped forward like a domineering CEO, and ordered, "Alright! Stop arguing! Let's put the past behind us and don't mention it."
Then, he held Tong Wei tightly in his arms.
Tong Wei patted his chest with her little fists, struggled for a few seconds, and then let Cheng Anyi hold her tightly.
Su Lan, who was eating melons on the tree: "..."
After such a fierce quarrel, can they make peace?
It's just... outrageous!
She raised her hand to cover the corners of her mouth.
Then, her gaze slowly fell on the back of her hand—the hair was brown, and three fingers moved as she wished.
She turned her palm over and took a closer look...
Su Lan:!
It’s way off the mark!!!
She turned back into a sloth???
Su Lan raised her hands and waved them twice.
Help! She really turned back into a sloth!
Su Lan took a breath of cold air: "..."
After a few seconds of silence, Su Lan called the system, "What on earth is going on? Can I change back?"
Soon, the system appeared in her consciousness space.
She looks like a little girl about ten years old, pretty and familiar.
The system yawned and tilted its pink face up, saying, "Here I come, let me see... You've turned into a sloth now, right? Don't panic, it's normal."
Su Lan was shocked: "...Does this mean I will have to change again in the future?"
The system nodded, and touched the wings of its nose with its fleshy palm. "Yes, it will change in the future. Just get used to it..."
Su Lan: “…”
It's fine that she's just wandering around on a deserted island, but she's also recording a live variety show...
If the sloth's identity is exposed, it will at best become a hot topic, and at worst it will be handed over to an animal research institute, and they might even have to conduct some strange experiments involving dissecting it.
It’s creepy and scary just thinking about it…
Su Lan had a headache and couldn't help pressing her solar plexus.
After calming down for a while, Su Lan asked, "When will I change back?"
The system raised its hand and pointed: "See those three little red hearts in the upper right corner? That's your stamina. If you run out of them, you'll turn back into a sloth. Once you have three, you'll return to human form."
Su Lan concentrated his mind and could indeed see two and a half little red hearts floating in the upper right corner of his consciousness space.
"...So how do I earn hearts?"
System: "Simple, now you have two options, sleep and sunbathe."
"After a good sleep, the little red heart rubbed and went up."
"Friendly reminder, your little red hearts will be consumed whenever you move."
Sleep to accumulate energy, and when three hearts are full, turn into a human.
The physical strength is lost due to the activities, and the three hearts are empty, making you become a sloth.
Su Lan nodded slowly.
She figured out the secret to becoming human—sleep more, move less, and just lie down.
The system blinked its peach blossom eyes: "Any more questions? If not, I'll leave. See you next time."
After that, the system flashed.
Su Lan regained consciousness and saw Tong Wei looking up at the tree.
She must not be discovered.
Su Lan stretched her body out, with her arms and legs straight, forming a straight line.
I silently chanted in my heart: You can’t see me, you can’t see me, you can’t see me…
Time passes so slowly...
She lay on her back and waited for a long time without any response.
Fortunately, I probably can't see her...
The red maple tree she was in stretched outward, its crown enormous and its leaves intricately interwoven.
The trunk was almost the same color as her fur.
Perfect for hiding...
After a while, the footsteps under the tree gradually faded away.
Great, no one saw it.
Su Lan was thankful and waited until the footsteps faded away before climbing towards the main trunk.
She crawled very slowly, so slowly that it was worrying...
When she was one meter above the ground, she saw hope and a smile slowly appeared on her lips.
The next second, her smile disappeared.
"There's another sloth here! So cute!" Tong Wei's voice sounded.
Su Lan: “…”
Damn, why did she come back again?
The author has something to say:
Happy eating, seven bows orz~
Comments continue to drop red envelopes, and it’s another day of throwing tantrums and asking for collections~
Thanks to the kind-hearted Baozi for helping to find the bugs. We will make unified revisions. Thank you~
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