Chapter 101 Wind Magic and Express Station 3
Bri fell into a deep silence.
Blitzcrank rubbed his aching head. "You should get it off first."
Bu Rui glared at him and asked the guard to get a pole. Just as he was about to reach for it, he saw the express box spin rapidly several times and landed at the door behind them.
Bu Rui: "..."
Very good, if you say you will deliver it to your door, then you definitely won’t deliver it to your face, right?
*
The knife cut straight across the express tape, making a pleasant sound.
He gets the joy of opening a package!
After seeing the grand spectacle inside, Bu Rui couldn't help but exclaim, "Wow!"
Lin Muqiu definitely has obsessive-compulsive disorder, right? Each recorded video is actually numbered and neatly divided into sections. How thoughtful!
More importantly, there were a few packaged macadamia nuts, some beef jerky, and a small bottle of kumis placed next to it, like gifts.
Who doesn’t love taking advantage?!
His eyes suddenly lit up and he reached out to grab it.
But Blitzcrank knocked his hand away. He frowned and shouted, "I don't think something's right! She has to record it and ship it over, and she can't make much money per trip. And she's even giving you a freebie? Does she have some hidden secret? Don't eat it... Ugh!"
Before he could finish his words, Burui directly picked up the kumis and poured it into his mouth. "Don't you like drinking? Drink more."
"Ugh, dirty." Blitzcrank just wanted to roll his eyes. It had been carried here by the strong wind, and there was no telling if there was even any dust in it. And this silly little brother actually blew it into his mouth!
He was about to spit it out, but the moment his lips and teeth touched the kumis, a faint milky flavor came up, which made him obsessed and focused. In particular, the delicate milky aroma diluted the spiciness of the wine, making it linger on his lips and teeth, sweet and delicious.
Gulp.
Desire overwhelmed his reason and forced him to swallow.
He was guilty, it was too delicious to resist.
[Your health is permanently increased by 1. Long-term consumption of this drink will help increase your health! (Blue level buff reminder)]
hiss.
There was a light of obsession and cherishment in Blitz's eyes, and his greed for wine made him unable to help but lick his lips with the tip of his tongue, over and over again.
The wine just now was definitely of excellent quality.
Throughout his life, he never drank.
He even couldn't bear to drink it.
"She's quite nice." Blitz's cheeks flushed, and he held the small bottle of wine in his arms like a protective child. "Any more? More!"
Bu Rui: "..."
You can't guess what a man is thinking.
"I told you, she is very reliable." Bu Rui didn't care. He picked up the beef jerky and looked at it under the light. The lines were clearly visible, like a work of art.
He threw a handful into his mouth, savoring the salty aroma of the beef jerky. He sighed in comfort, then noticed a piece of paper next to it. "Hey, what is this?"
He picked it up, chewing the beef jerky slowly while reciting: [Lin Muqiu brand store at your service: Hello, beef jerky is 20 copper coins per bundle, kumis is 30 copper coins per cup, macadamia nuts are 30 copper coins per pound... If you are interested, please transfer the money to the account number to pay... Pay?! Huh? Money?]
When he read to the end, he was completely dumbfounded.
The two brothers who thought it was a gift just now: "..."
Lin Muqiu, please don't be so ridiculous.
Blitz was surprised. He grabbed the paper and continued reading, "[But this sample is free. It's a gift. Please feel free to eat it.]"
The two brothers: “…”
Blitzcrank rubbed his temples and gritted his teeth, "Can you please grasp the key points when you read the text?"
Bu Rui crossed his legs nonchalantly, "What's the big deal? What idiot would actually buy a gift just because it tastes good? Lin Muqiu even wrote a price list specifically for promotion!"
After saying this, the two fell into silence for a long time, looking at the kumis and beef jerky in their hands without saying anything.
Well... they will buy it.
It’s because these gifts are really amazing.
Although I knew that this product was good before, this was the first time I felt intuitively how good it was.
Blitz rubbed his temples and said, "This Lord Lin Muqiu is really good at business."
Bu Rui didn't say anything, which was considered as his agreement.
Lin Muqiu understood human psychology too well. Everyone loves to take advantage, from the lords to the villagers. Giving a little gift by courier not only made people feel good, but also secretly promoted it. It was really wonderful.
When it comes to gifts, everyone will take a bite to prevent waste, but once you try it... can you really stop?
It is clearly forbidden to distribute leaflets to promote towns, but Lin Muqiu is impeccable.
He could even imagine that Lin Muqiu raised his signature gentle smile, but the words out of his mouth were as cunning as a snake spitting out its tongue, "This is a gift, what's the matter?", "No one said that express delivery is not allowed, right?", "I didn't distribute flyers either."
Yes, absolutely.
Blitzcrank took a deep breath.
She knows how to distribute flyers, so I suggest she go into marketing. It would be a waste of her talent for her to be a lord.
Thinking of this, Blitz stood up and decided to go out resolutely.
"Where are you going?" Bu Rui was very surprised.
"I went to Ankang Town to buy some wine from a vendor, but I heard that if I went too late, they would be sold out. The goods are sold out within an hour!"
Upon hearing this answer, Burui's face twisted, "...Okay."
Even your brother who has always been cautious has become like this. Lin Muqiu is really something!
He snorted coldly, stood up, and resolutely made the opposite decision to his brother, "Guards, go grab the beef jerky. If you grab it, I'll give you a tip."
Guards: “…”
Do you know how hard it is to rob? Earning your money is harder than eating
After saying that, Bu Rui threw the recording stone away and said, "By the way, you can just put it in the centers of major towns. No need to review it. I trust her."
After finishing everything, Bu Rui sat back and snorted arrogantly.
For some unknown reason, the number of merchants from the Chamber of Commerce sent by Lin Muqiu to the east was extremely small, resulting in a shortage of supply. I also don’t know what he was planning.
She is such a greedy person, shouldn't she expand sales in the east?
*
The recordings were quickly released in major cities and towns across the East.
It's like an open-air cinema, gathering countless people to watch, and the lectures start regularly at nine o'clock every night.
…
A message flashed across the screen: [Civilian Academy Tutorial Series: The tenth beast, the fight against the Angry Bison, is complete. 20-minute break.]
Someone's feet went weak, feeling exhausted. "I'll definitely remember to bring a small stool next time."
The others also lamented, "I really didn't expect this course to be so comprehensive. One class lasted an hour."
At this moment, they just want to go to the toilet quickly and empty their bladders that are about to burst.
However, before the person ran far, the screen started to continue playing.
Some people wanted to curse, "Didn't we agree to take a 20-minute break?!"
Before he finished speaking, all kinds of delicacies and equipment began to scroll across the screen, with the selling price and postage marked next to them.
Everyone:?
Everyone couldn't help but come back to take a closer look and forced themselves to hold their urine back.
【Online shopping in the recording studio is now open.】
1. Yogurt packaged in boxes, pasteurized, absolutely safe. 6 copper coins per 150ml cup, minimum order of 50 cups, free shipping, cash on delivery accepted.
[2. A turkey mount. I don't want it anymore and it bites me. A dead turkey dares to bite me. If you want one, take it away for 1 silver coin. Free shipping.]
[3. Purple offensive staff, capable of releasing flames. This staff took a month to make, is entirely handcrafted, and is unique. It costs 10 silver coins, no discount. The delivery fee is 50 copper coins, and cash on delivery is not available.]
[The data of this product is played in real time, and the goods will be taken off the shelves after they are cleared, so as long as you see it, it proves that it is still there and you can buy it.
Please click on account ID7887361 directly to initiate a private conversation with the Lord of Ankang Town and send the item number you want to purchase!
Home delivery, support cash on delivery! 】
【……】
The corners of everyone's mouth twitched.
No, is Lin Muqiu in an okay mental state?
Is this considered... online shopping in the studio? But why is it called online shopping?
And what about private conversations? It sounds weird...
Someone curiously asked, "So we can actually start a conversation with the Lord? I thought we could only donate money to the Lord's account ID!"
The person next to him explained, "You're stupid! Think about it, the lord can always send us notifications, so of course we can send her messages too! It's just that most lords turn off the latter function and only send messages to friends. Otherwise, a bunch of people sending messages to her would be so annoying!"
"What? A lord can actually deliver letters? Then having a lord system is so convenient! No wonder everyone wants to be a lord!"
"Tsk, you're not smart at all! How can the Lord System be the same as our own system? People need to build territories and communicate with the townspeople, so of course the Lord System has more functions!"
"You're right. If Lin Muqiu activates this system function, wouldn't it be quite troublesome? He'd have to receive messages one by one."
"Am I the only one concerned about one thing? This course is recorded, but how does Lin Muqiu manage to update the status of the goods and the remaining quantity in real time?"
“…”
At this moment, everyone had completely forgotten about going to the toilet and started discussing enthusiastically:
"Really? I'm tempted! The goods are so cheap! The best part is that not only do I not have to worry about piracy when ordering through this channel, but I can even get them delivered to my home!"
"I don't believe the goods could arrive the next day intact, unless she teleported here! The cost of using a space mage for transportation is so high, how could they possibly use it for this?"
"I do believe in Lord Lin's ability, but the problem is, can you deliver it even if I live in the mountains? The mountain roads are so twisty and winding, and caravans usually won't go there even if they pay a lot of money. Can you really offer free shipping?"
"Tsk! You're so discouraged! Why don't you just give it a try and see? Anyway, can't you just pay after the goods arrive? How convenient!"
"So... I can just refuse to pay after the goods arrive? We're so far apart anyway, she can't come to me to ask for money."
As soon as he finished speaking, everyone's eyes fell on the assassin who spoke last.
The assassin was stunned, his face flushed, and he coughed awkwardly several times, "I was just kidding."
Everyone's expressions gradually relaxed.
Although everyone has different ideas about the express delivery business, there is only one point on which they are highly consistent: they cannot accept coexisting with a thief!
What if thieves have bad intentions towards them one day?
A few people were about to say something when the screen suddenly stopped scrolling: [Ding! Your intermission is over. Please return to your seats and continue the class!]
Everyone:?!
Over, I forgot to go to the toilet!
*
Ludmila was pulling a pile of goods and had just left the town gate.
His son asked him to bring some special products from Ankang Town, saying that the goods from Ankang Town sold there were too expensive. Of course, he had to fulfill his son's wish!
Thinking of this, Ludmila couldn't help but sneer.
That group of people support using Lin Muqiu Express Station or caravan for delivery. They really have a lot of money to burn!
Look at how much money he can save by making the trip himself! Why not just stay and buy some good food for himself?
Even though it's a bit hard and tiring, it's more reassuring to deliver it yourself, isn't it?!
After walking for a while, he stopped to drink some water. The more he thought about it, the more he felt that he was extremely smart.
Look, the express delivery ordered by Grace hasn’t been shipped yet, and no one knows when it will arrive. Maybe it won’t be as fast as if he went to deliver it himself!
He was feeling smug, but then his smile suddenly froze on his face:
Suddenly, a tornado appeared in the air and rushed out without any hindrance, leaving no cloud behind, as if mocking his rigidity and conservatism.
The wind was so fast that it almost left an afterimage. Oh no, he still firmly believed that it was not that fast, because he trusted his legs more than magic, and what was harder than his legs was his mouth -
Although the tornado transportation speed of the express station is more than 90 times faster than his full running speed.
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