Lu Yibei swiped up and down on the screen.
I extracted some useful information from the message sent by Chen Wei.
【: Senior, you're right】
[You asked me before, "Are you two together?" That question touched my soul.]
So I confessed my feelings to her.
[Thank you for your concern, senior. We are already together.]
[Thanks to the senior for urging me on.]
[If it weren't for my senior's questioning, I probably wouldn't have had the courage to confess so early.]
[Thank you, senior, for not letting me miss out on such a wonderful girl as Wang Jue.]
“…”
Lu Yibei frowned, then smiled with relief.
…What the hell do you mean by caring!
This is fucking mockery! Mocking!
That's where you're urged to confess your feelings!
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[P.S., senior, how did you know Wang Jue knitted me a scarf by hand?]
Lu Yibei: ...
Your mom!
What a load of rubbish!
You got a Christmas present and you're already showing off everywhere? Where did you come from, you brat?
They're college students now, but they act like high school students!
I don't eat dog food (Louis Koo raises a gun).jpg.
but.
【Heading North: Congratulations】
Heading North: Treat Others Well
[Chen Wei: Thank you, senior!]
[Chen Wei: If it weren't for my senior, I don't think I would have had such a smooth journey.]
Lu Yibei: ...
He racked his brains... not to mention brains, he couldn't even figure out how breast milk had anything to do with him.
Indeed, Lu Yibei has no other skill in this life than being adept at assisting others.
But the class monitor…
Your ability to find a girlfriend really has little to do with me.
[Chen Wei: I'll treat you to a meal sometime later, senior.]
[Chen Wei: Let's invite Fatty too, I want to thank him as well]
[Chen Wei: The gift I gave him was recommended by him.]
Fatty?
Lu Yibei pushed open the dormitory door: "Fatty."
"ah?"
The fat man took off his headset; he was reviewing his studies.
"Do you know the class monitor?" Lu Yibei asked.
Hao Zhangwen: ?
"Oh, the class monitor is Chen Wei."
Lu Yibei explained: "Ji Qingqian is the class monitor of their class."
"Oh, we had dinner together the time you picked up your uncle, and then we became friends."
Hao Zhangwen said with a smile, "Speaking of which, he's dating Daddy's roommate now, isn't he?"
Lu Yibei: "The Christmas gift you recommended?"
Hao Zhangwen waved his hand: "What recommendation? I just searched on Baidu using keywords like 'winter,' 'girl,' and 'gift,' and picked one... Actually, anything is fine. The person doesn't mind. That kid just can't settle down and needs other people's approval."
"It has to be you."
Lu Yibei smiled and casually asked, "What did you send?"
"Lipstick".
"Affordable and economical."
"Economic my ass! That kid thought it was too cheap and picked out a lipstick that cost around a hundred yuan—enough for me to buy a dozen!"
Zhao Xun, who was looking at the computer, turned around and asked, "Vaseline or Watsons?"
Lu Yibei and Hao Zhangwen: ...
Sun'er knows more about this.
Liu Jie, who had always been oblivious to the world around him and focused solely on his studies, shook his head:
"A hundred-yuan lipstick... even if I showed that to Chen Dan, she'd twist my head off..."
There's a reason he's still shaken.
According to him, when he gave the scarf he had knitted to Chen Dan yesterday, he almost got to film Durarara!!
Fortunately, Brother Jie, this anthropomorphic creature, had made two preparations.
He pulled out the scarf he bought from the shop recommended by Chen Dan... but it didn't avert disaster.
He escaped danger by lying and saying, "The yarn I used to knit the scarf was leftover from Lao Bei and Sun'er, not something I bought..."
Chen Dan was only somewhat satisfied then.
Upon returning, Liu Jie remarked, "I was hoping that Chen Dan would say she disliked it, but actually really liked it."
But the truth is... Chen Dan really disliked it.
Her eyes seemed to echo as if she heard Lao Bei shouting, "Hey, Brother Jie, help me rank up!"
Lu Yibei felt that Chen Dan's disdain stemmed from two main aspects.
Firstly, she had already told Brother Jie that he couldn't knit a scarf, but this guy still wasted money trying.
Secondly, Brother Jie's knitting is really bad.
To put it simply, Ms. Ji was once depressed because the scarf she knitted was not as good as the one her boyfriend made.
What helped her overcome her trauma was Jay's excellent cooking skills.
As for the tattered scarf, Chen Dan took it away, saying she would take it back and alter it to see if it could be salvaged.
Seeing the way Brother Jie looked terrified at the mention of Dan, Lu Yibei laughed:
"It can't be that bad, Chen Dan usually seems so quiet and reserved..."
Liu Jie: "Chen Dan is from Baling, Hunan Province..."
"You mean, she's actually a hot girl behind the scenes?"
"No, it's just that in their backyard, Gan Xingba can only be called the 'Little Chen Dan of Baling'..."
Lu Yibei thought for a moment and said, "I recorded it."
"Damn it, don't—"
After making a few jokes, Liu Jie continued reading.
Lu Yibei asked Zhao Xun:
"Sun'er, has anything good happened lately?"
Zhao Xun hunched over in his chair, facing the computer with his arms crossed, seemingly deep in thought.
A moment later, the mouth hidden under the scarf was revealed as the neck was tilted back:
"The R9 has been updated again after a year?"
Lu Yibei: "Who is he?"
R9 is a video blogger who makes parodies of the Three Kingdoms.
The 404 boy band once watched this large-scale historical comedy together, and naturally learned about this blogger. The phrase "Who is he?" is itself a joke in his videos.
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