Lu Yibei replied to Liu Jie:
"Yeah, we argued, we broke up, and I can't keep up anymore."
I just clicked send, and it was so fast, just like that.
Liu Jie's WeChat call came through immediately:
"Is this just a casual remark from Laobei, or is it the truth?"
Lu Yibei: "I really don't like to lie to fools."
Liu Jie: "Why?"
Lu Yibei: What do you think?
Liu Jie chatted frequently with Chen Dan, so he probably already knew most of what happened at the KTV.
As expected, Liu Jie remained silent for a while:
"Okay, it's good that you broke up. I also think Zhou Zhou went too far, saying such things. Brother Bei, let me tell you the truth, only you have a good temper. If I were in this situation, I would definitely punch her."
Lu Yibei laughed: "Come on, with your physique, Zhou Zhou could easily knock you down with one left back kick."
Liu Jie is 1.72 meters tall and weighs only 90 kilograms, as thin as a stick.
Of course, Zhou Zhou wasn't that good at fighting, and Lu Yibei's comment was just a joke.
"I'll stand up for you. Even if I'm lying there, I'll still deliver a powerful punch. I can launch a sneak attack."
Liu Jie didn't refute, but as if to make Lu Yibei happy, he deliberately continued the conversation: "...Are you alright?"
"It's nothing, what could possibly happen to me?" Lu Yibei said.
"You haven't replied to my messages for so long, I was starting to think you were something. If you don't say anything again, I'm going to come and 'gank' you," Liu Jie said, then paused and cautiously asked, "Are you heartbroken? How about I go out for a couple of drinks with you tonight?"
Lu Yibei felt ashamed. He hadn't replied to Jie-ge's message not because he was too heartbroken, but because he was having so much fun that he forgot all about home.
Liu Jie also had the surname Liu, and Liu Bei also had the surname Liu, so there's absolutely no problem with saying it was Shu.
But he didn't mention it, fearing that it would upset his brother too much.
Lu Yibei: "Are you at school?"
Liu Jie: "Yeah."
Lu Yibei: "Are you the only one in our dorm?"
Liu Jie: "I've called out to Fatty and Sun'er to come back to school several times in the group chat, but nobody responded. Damn it, I'm the only one in the whole dorm. Bei-ge, if you're free, come over quickly, I'm so bored by myself."
Lu Yibei: "Sorry, I'm busy."
Liu Jie: "What are you busy with?"
Lu Yibei had already logged into QQ on his computer and sent a message to Qingqian.
【Heading North: Want to Farm?】
[Shallow: 1]
[Qingqian invites you to answer the phone...]
Lu Yibei clicked to hang up.
[Heading North: Wait a minute.]
[Qingqian: ?]
Lu Yibei: "That's enough for now. It's a bit busy here, I'm going to sleep."
Liu Jie: "?"
Lu Yibei laughed: "Thank you for your meticulous care, it keeps my body warm. But don't worry, Brother Jie, I'm fine. I'll treat you to a big meal after I go back to school."
Liu Jie: "We're family, no need for formalities. You're my eldest son, if I don't care about you, who will? If you need anything, just come to me anytime, I'm bored in my dorm. Oh, and I hope it's Haidilao."
Lu Yibei: "Good son!"
Liu Jie: "Can I tell Sun'er and Fatty about your relationship with Zhou Zhou?"
Sun'er refers to Zhao Sun.
The fat man's name is Hao Zhangwen.
They are all roommates and conjugate father-son relationships.
Lu Yibei: "Go ahead and say it, it's nothing serious."
Liu Jie: "Then I'll go find them to join in the fun. You go ahead and get busy... no, you go to sleep first... no, are you busy or sleeping?"
"Busy sleeping."
Lu Yibei hung up on Liu Jie.
He called Qingqian again.
[Qingqian is declining to answer your call.]
Lu Yibei: ?
[Qingqian invites you to answer the phone...]
Lu Yibei: ? ?
Qingqian: "I ordered the wrong thing."
Lu Yibei: "Oh."
Qingqian: "Your white moonlight is looking for you again?"
Lu Yibei: "No."
Qingqian: "Then hang up on me."
Lu Yibei: "My roommate was worried that I, an empty-nest old man, would die in the apartment and no one would claim my body, so he came to offer his condolences."
Her tone softened somewhat: "Yes, it's fine."
Lu Yibei smiled: "Who would have thought that you're actually feeding me so well now?"
Qingqian: "Who fed you?"
Lu Yibei: "So what am I slurping now? Not your milk... cough cough, tea?"
Qingqian coldly asked, "You did this on purpose?"
Lu Yibei: "No, help... I'm choking... cough cough cough, I'm really choking, I'll go find some tissues..."
Who would have thought I'd choke at this crucial moment, making this sentence break look so awkward.
Qingqian: "You'd better be."
Lu Yibei: "Cough cough cough, uh..."
Qingqian: "Would it kill you to drink slower?"
Lu Yibei: "Alright, alright, cough cough... um... log on, log on."
"Hmm...drink slowly."
After Qingqian finished speaking, an option to invite Lu Yibei to join the game popped up in the lower right corner of his computer screen.
Lu Yibei could tell that Qingqian's voice was somewhat dull.
"My head still hurts."
He asked as he tapped on ore in Stardew Valley.
"I won't die," she said calmly.
"If your head still hurts, take a break," Lu Yibei said.
"You don't need to say it," Qingqian said.
After a while, Qingqian called out in a cool and aloof tone, "Abei."
"Um."
Let's get married.
"..."
Lu Yibei seemed to have been hit by Garen's Q, and remained silent.
I forgot to choke on the strawberry pop I had just sucked on.
"You've been trying to woo Abigail all along, haven't you?"
Abigail is an NPC in this farming game. If you raise her affection level enough, she can marry the player. Qingqian said casually, "How about we try player-to-player marriage this time? We can get married right away, without even raising the affection level."
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