After the opening ceremony.
The cheerleaders' enthusiastic and energetic dance, followed by the powerful song "YMCA," instantly ignited the atmosphere of the evening.
Then, a sentence:
The chant of "Make Jiangnan University great again" elicited a roar from the entire audience.
Many people have changed their minds.
This party should be more interesting than I expected.
It's not just about the "campus beauties' internal battle" gimmick.
"The autumn breeze brings coolness, and October is golden—"
Then a dignified male voice rang out from the speakers.
After two programs, the host finally began to enter and begin his work.
The first person to enter was a young man, with a straight posture and a somewhat youthful yet very handsome appearance.
His voice was solemn, yet it also carried a certain approachability that made it easy to connect with people.
The young man delivered his opening remarks, then exchanged glances with the woman beside him.
The female companion continued:
"A rare twist of fate brought us together at Jiangnan University..."
Liu Jie glanced at the handsome men and beautiful women on the stage and exclaimed, "Eek!"
"I thought it would be President Li Si... Who is this?"
"Vice President, I suppose."
Hao Zhangwen said, "As for the girl next to him, she should be the head of the radio station."
"No wonder they're so professional..." Liu Jie praised.
Zhao Xun crossed his arms, leaned back in his chair, and commented casually:
"The vice president also did a good job hosting; he's quite handsome..."
Liu Jie stroked his chin: "I have to say, he is indeed quite handsome, and he's still a cute puppy... There's a market for cuteness. Even I, at my peak, would have to give way to his looks."
Zhao Xun: "Brother Jie, once you retire, it'll be for life."
"roll!"
Judging from the opening "zero-frame start," tonight's stage is definitely going to belong to the performers.
The two hosts were merely there to announce the program.
They said only a few words before handing the stage over to the next student to perform.
The female host, as expected of the radio station director, spoke with a strong and resonant voice:
"Next, please enjoy the impersonation show 'Grandpa Wang, Yu Qian'er's Father'!"
She had barely finished speaking.
A chubby, bald-headed man and a boy with permed hair walked out from behind the curtain.
They were all wearing the same style of black overcoat.
But this coat has a strong sense of cheapness, as if it was bought from Pinduoduo through bargaining.
The mere sight of the two of them caused a burst of laughter in the audience.
The two stood on the stage and bowed in all directions.
The chubby, dark-skinned boy spoke first: "The hosts are the station manager and the vice president of the student council. They're very professional. Go and rest now—"
The curly-haired guy interrupted, "Hey, wait a minute...aren't you being a bit insensible?"
The chubby little black boy asked, "What's wrong?"
Curly Hair: "Low emotional intelligence. How can you address someone as vice president to their face? Be careful they don't have a problem with you."
The chubby little man with small, dark eyes glanced sideways and said, "His surname is Fu, the 'Fu' with a single inch in it. What else would you call him but 'Chairman Fu'?"
Fu Chi introduced himself earlier, and these two turned it into a ready-made joke.
After the curly-haired man stammered, "It seems that having the surname 'Zheng' is still an advantage for officials..." the audience burst into laughter.
The chubby guy continued, "The singer before was Dong Qian, a senior from our department, and he sang very well. Next, my son and I will perform a crosstalk routine for you. Please forgive us if our performance isn't great. Our program is scheduled after Dong Qian's, so we're under a lot of pressure. His performance can be considered the best of the entire evening."
Curly hair: "What do you mean?"
The way the guy with the curly haircut acted as the straight man was just right, capturing the thoughts and feelings of the audience.
After all, everyone believed that Jiang Zile should be the champion.
The chubby, dark-skinned man shrugged: "Because no one understands the welcome party better than him."
In the end, they were still playing on the YMCA and Trump's references.
Curly hair: "Sigh, that's why people call themselves 'Dong' Qian (meaning 'understanding' and humility')."
The audience erupted in another burst of laughter.
The joke about the two surnames was played out to its fullest extent.
The chubby, dark-skinned boy: "First, let me introduce myself. I'm a newbie in the Jiangda crosstalk world, my name is Guo De'er Gang. As for the person next to me..."
The curly-haired man chuckled and was about to clasp his hands in protection.
The chubby, dark-skinned guy: "There's not much to introduce..."
The curly-haired man's face darkened: "If you don't want to introduce your hands, then don't gesture here, okay?"
The chubby, dark-skinned guy: "I'm not introducing you because everyone already knows you!"
Curly hair: "I'm flattered, I'm flattered..."
The chubby little man said, "He can be described as a unique flower in the world of crosstalk today—Yu...donkey whip."
Curly Hair: "Wait, why do you make my name sound so aphrodisiac?!"
"--Grass."
Even Zhao Sun's poker face couldn't help but chuckle.
Not to mention Liu Jie, who was standing next to him, laughing so hard he was pounding his chest and stamping his feet.
Actually, anyone who listens to crosstalk often can tell the difference.
Apart from the two impromptu jokes about surnames at the beginning, the rest are actually copied directly from the works of Guo Degang and Qian'er.
But the brilliance of this scene lies in the fact that the announcer doesn't say "crosstalk," but rather "imitation show."
They explicitly stated that they were imitating Deyun Club.
Therefore, their knock-off hairstyles and paper-thin gowns only made them look more comical.
One burst of laughter followed another.
…
"President, they've really gone all out in this match."
Li Si returned backstage and heard Qiao Sinian, who was still there after leaving the stage, praising him: "These performances were really great."
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