"Smart, cute, and strong~ I really envy myself~"
Lu Yibei hopped around in a circle and then knocked on the dormitory door.
“Penny.”
“Penny.”
“Penny.”
Then, a knocking sound came from inside the door.
“Sheldon”.
Then, the door opened.
The person who opened the door for Lu Yibei was Hao Zhangwen, who had watched the American sitcom "The Big Bang Theory".
Fatty: "In a good mood, Lao Bei."
“Ever since he got together with my uncle, have you ever seen him in a bad mood?”
Liu Jie, who was sitting on the edge of the bed, tossed an orange down: "Here, have an orange."
Lu Yibei was satisfied.
His girlfriend is beautiful, and his children are filial.
This is truly one of the greatest blessings in life.
"Where are the bamboo shoots?"
Lu Yibei inquired about the whereabouts of her daughter, who was not related to her by blood and was not even her biological daughter.
"Your dad is taking a shower!"
Zhao Xun's voice came from the bathroom.
Lu Yibei didn't hear any washing or scrubbing sounds.
As expected, after Zhao Xun finished speaking, he pushed open the door, rubbed his damp, loose, jet-black hair that reached his shoulders, and walked out of the bathroom with some impatience.
He had just finished washing, and everything except his hair was completely dry.
She was also wearing an oversized fleece-lined hoodie and fuzzy pants.
"Your father has only been gone for a short while and he's already like this..."
Zhao Xun was about to say something when she realized something was wrong: "...How did you get back?"
Lu Yibei lifted the transparent plastic umbrella in his hand.
Zhao Sun: "...Where did you get your umbrella?"
He immediately realized that he had been tricked by this guy; he had indeed gone there with an umbrella.
I deliberately lied to him that I didn't bring it.
…but.
Where could he possibly hide such a long-handled umbrella?
But the truth was even crueler than he imagined.
"I bought it."
Lu Yibei replied matter-of-factly, "Otherwise, did you find it?"
Zhao Xun nodded in sudden realization.
Buy it.
...Oh right, you can still buy them.
He silently walked to his throne, sat down with a thud, and then began to question the meaning of life once again.
Damn, I'm so excited about getting promoted!
So you can still buy them!
Zhao Xun scratched his hair rapidly, intending to question Lao Bei about why he hadn't said so earlier.
Lu Yibei hung the umbrella outside the balcony door, and said calmly:
"It's quite expensive. It's good that you don't want to waste the money, especially since Xiao Ma brought an umbrella."
Zhao Sun: ...
"...You didn't realize you didn't buy an umbrella, did you?"
Zhao Sun: ...
"How stupid would you be to not even think of that? What were you thinking back then, Sun'er?"
Zhao Xun: "Of course I thought of that... Hmm, it is indeed quite expensive, and the quality of this umbrella is not good. It will break after one or two uses."
"This is a disposable umbrella."
Lu Yibei chatted casually with Zhao Sun, who seemed relaxed and unhurried.
The latter mentally performed a series of military-style boxing moves, attempting to knock out the table in front of him.
If you ask me...
Liu Jie crossed his legs on the edge of the upper bunk, with an expression that said, "You're all utterly incompetent."
Lu Yibei glanced at it:
"What advice does Young Master Jie have for me?"
"These days, who goes out without checking the weather forecast? Learn from me."
Liu Jie also watched a movie today.
Unlike Lu Yibei and others, he ended up accompanying Chen Dan to see Jia Zhangke's film "A Generation of Romance" due to a series of operational errors.
Lu Yibei is not very familiar with Jia Zhangke.
All I know is that he organized the Pingyao International Film Festival and directed the film "Still Life".
It leans towards an artistic and dramatic storyline.
There is no distinction between superior and inferior aesthetics, but Director Jia's style is indeed not in the "good zone" north of Lu.
I didn't mean to look down on Brother Jie, but this guy's attitude doesn't seem like someone who understands this kind of movie...
In fact, Liu Jie had a very long sleep today, and when he woke up, he was too ashamed to face Chen Dan.
Fortunately, the latter remained calm.
…And then, after going outside, they found it was raining, and Liu Jie had just thoughtfully prepared an umbrella.
Liu Jie made a "V" sign.
Lu Yibei thought it was a victory.
But Brother Jie said:
"I brought... two!"
Lu Yibei pointed at Liu Jie with a "Donnie Yen.jpg" emoji, but gave Hao Zhangwen, who was sitting at the computer desk, a bright smile: "Drag him down and give him a beating?"
"That's not good."
Hao Zhangwen shook his head: "My suggestion is to have two meals."
"Damn it, why should I? Are you jealous of my thoughtfulness?" Liu Jie roared.
"Three meals a day, one more won't make a difference," Lu Yibei said.
Then I heard Brother Jie say:
"Unexpectedly, one of them was broken—it was a complete waste of my time."
Lu Yibei and Hao Zhangwen: ...
I'm quite moved.
In this world, some people rely on skill, some rely on spending money, but some people just rely on luck!
Lu Yibei climbed into bed with a faint smile.
Hao Zhangwen put on his headphones without a second thought.
…Let's ignore this European idiot, even if they're from the Sword Tomb!
"Speaking of which, Fatty, how did your umbrella rib break? Did it get crushed?"
Hao Zhangwen, who still had a wistful smile on his lips, immediately put down his headphones when he heard this.
"??"
Hao Zhangwen immediately stood up: "It was perfectly fine when I used it last time! — Pay up!"
"You bastard, don't even think about extorting your father! You're just bad!"
"You're the one who broke it! Take this Thunderous Vajra Fist!"
"You're talking nonsense—Storm Nebula Rift!!"
Lu Yibei patted the bed railing:
"Bamboo shoots".
Zhao Xun looked up: "What?"
What are you thinking about?
Lu Yibei found it strange that such a good opportunity to seduce Brother Jie was being completely ignored by Sun'er, who was involved with Jie's special forces.
Zhao Sun smiled sweetly:
"When will you be able to come back?"
"Want me? You'll have to wait another 20,000 years~"
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