"Just captured a few demons! Hey! And subdued a few more monsters—"
Lu Yibei reached under his pillow and turned off the alarm on his charging phone. Then he opened his eyes with difficulty. He was still a little groggy and didn't know where he was.
Am I still in China? Lu Yibei asked himself.
"Brother Bei, when are you going to fix that lousy ringtone?"
It was Fatty Hao's voice.
This made Lu Yibei a little more sober. After welcoming the new students, he returned to his dormitory. Since he hadn't made his own bed yet, he lay down on Liu Jie's bed for a while.
I often stay up all night during summer vacation, so my biological clock is all messed up. Today I only slept for less than four hours before coming to school. I was so tired that I fell asleep as soon as I lay down.
"That ringtone wards off evil spirits. Fatty, when did you go back to school?"
Lu Yibei got up and shook his groggy head.
Hao Zhangwen is 1.79 meters tall and weighs over 230 kilograms. When he lies down on the upper bunk, I'm a little worried that the bed board won't be able to support him.
He was rubbing the screen while playing a mobile game.
"Are you here to play with Keli?" — Lu Yibei heard this line.
“You were asleep just now, so I didn’t wake you,” Fatty Hao said.
"Where is my son?" Lu Yibei asked about Liu Jie's whereabouts.
"My grandson went to find Chen Dan," Fatty Hao said without changing his expression.
"Grass."
Lu Yibei laughed and scolded. He patted his pocket and found that he only had two mints left. He flicked one to the fat man and then jumped down from the top bunk.
I went to the balcony to rinse my mouth, chewed on a mint, and checked my phone messages.
[Qingqian: Are you done with your work?]
[Shallow: 1]
[Qingqian: 11]
【Qingqian: 111】
【Qingqian:.】
[Qingqian: No answer]
【Qingqian: . 】
Lu Yibei: "..."
What happened to Lady Qingqian?
[Heading North: Just respawned at the fountain, what's up?]
Lu Yibei leaned on the balcony railing with both hands, gazing out at the magnificent sunset and gentle evening breeze; everything was exquisitely beautiful.
There is only one flaw.
His dormitory building is way too far from where Qingqian is; you can't see her even if you crane your neck as far as you can...
Hao Zhangwen followed him out.
"Fatty, did you see that?"
Lu Yibei took a deep breath of the relatively fresh air and sighed, "This is the empire I have built for you."
"Bullshit!" Fatty Hao laughed and cursed.
Lu Yibei leaned against the balcony railing and turned to look at the campus.
The setting sun shone on his face, his profile showing a melancholy expression, as if he were longing for some old friend.
Remembering Lu Yibei's recent ordeal, Fatty Hao couldn't help but ask, "Lu Yibei, are you and Zhou Zhou really...?"
Lu Yibei was thinking about the barbecue restaurant near the East Gate.
The owner went back to his hometown for summer vacation, and I heard they just reopened today...
“Huh? Oh, um, really,” Lu Yibei said.
When he told this story, none of his roommates believed him immediately.
Lu Yibei doesn't blame them; he used to be good at flattering people.
Well, how should I put it?
Fatty Hao scratched his chubby face: "It's a good thing, it's just a bit sudden."
He was Lu Yibei's roommate, and they shared a deep father-son bond. Even if he was in the wrong, he would still side with his family, especially since Zhou Zhou was the one who acted unfairly.
It's good that it's broken.
"Fatty."
Lu Yibei said with a worried and melancholy tone, "There's a saying that's true: we always think that people grow up gradually, but that's not actually the case. People grow up in an instant. To put it more Zen-like, it's like sudden enlightenment."
The fat man looked at Lu Yibei and gave him a thumbs up:
"It's a pity that Fatty is uncultured; he can say 'Holy crap' all he needs. I don't understand, but it sounds impressive. With your current temperament, Lao Bei, you could become a highly respected monk at Lingyin Temple even if you dropped out of school right now."
"Amitabha."
Lu Yibei clasped his hands together and said, "Buddha does not save those below the undergraduate level."
"And what about the future?"
Fatty Hao asked, "I heard from A-Jie that there are tons of pretty girls in this year's freshmen. Why don't we go ask around? If we meet any suitable ones, I'll take care of getting their WeChat!"
He patted his chest, his ample 36D breasts heaving.
"Fatty, there's a mirror over there. Go look in it, then take a closer look at my appearance, and think about whether what you said is biased."
Lu Yibei's profile looked even more melancholy: "If you're too embarrassed to go fishing for freshmen girls by yourself, just say so. Don't try to drag me into it."
But speaking of pretty new female students...
Lu Yibei glanced at his phone; the heroine hadn't replied yet.
"Fatty, what would you do if your best buddy turned into a beautiful girl one day?"
The fat man's eyes widened behind his round-framed glasses: "Sun'er still couldn't control herself and actually went to Thailand?"
Sun'er refers to her roommate Zhao Sun.
"That's definitely going to let the father have some fun!"
Fatty Hao continued, still not quite finished: "I told you before, Lao Bei, it's better to have Sun'er dress up as a woman and talk to you than to talk to Zhou Zhou. At least Sun'er can treat you to a discounted Haidilao meal in the middle of the night, don't you think?"
Lu Yibei: "...Then forget it, you can keep the bamboo shoots to serve you."
As for the idea of "having some fun," it's fine for roommates to say it.
He didn't have the courage to tell Ji Qingqian.
That's weird and perverted.
Lu Yibei lowered the volume of his phone and quietly made a call to Qingqian, the female knight.
But the call still didn't go through.
"Fatty!"
Lu Yibei shoved his phone into his pocket: "Where is Baoju?!"
Fatty Hao cupped his hands in greeting: "The carport is downstairs!"
"Can I borrow it?"
"Understood!"
Hao Zhangwen immediately tossed the car key to Lu Yibei: "Brother Bei, what's up?"
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