Xu Che didn't understand why his old classmate on the other end of the phone was suddenly so agitated.
"ah?"
"...It's not Zhou Zhou."
Lu Yibei glanced cautiously at his girlfriend.
The latter, however, did not show the slightest dissatisfaction.
Instead, she pursed her lips and smiled slightly at him, her expression captivating.
Faced with such a righteous, tolerant, and understanding girlfriend, do you think Lu Yibei was moved?
I didn't dare to move at all!
Xu Che let out another "Ah," understanding dawning on him: "So what if it's not true... You were only a few years old when you liked Zhou Zhou. It's normal to like different types of girls now that you're older. Don't worry, I won't think you're a scumbag who's fallen for someone else..."
Lu Yibei: ...
Who cares whether you feel it or not!
Are you kidding me?!
Lu Yibei glanced at his girlfriend again.
My girlfriend still maintained her gentle and charming smile.
She cleared her throat.
"Cough cough..."
Lu Yibei: ...
Xu Che clearly wanted to say something more, but after hearing a crisp cough, he withdrew a message.
I gasped.
"Honey~"
Who is Zhou Zhou?
"Honey, say something!"
Lu Yibei: ...
Xu Che: ...
The two old classmates fell silent at the same time.
Between their increasingly heavy breathing, the two could hear a complex mix of emotions.
Lu Yibei thought to himself, "Xu Che, why don't you say something?"
Xu Che thought to himself, "What the hell am I talking about? A wise man does not stand under a dangerous wall, and even the emperor avoids a drunkard. Fuck your honest official, he can't even settle family disputes."
Lu Yibei thought to himself, "Even an upright official has trouble settling family disputes, but if an upright official doesn't start family disputes, OK?"
Finally, Xu Che understood something.
"Hey, Happy New Year, Yibei. I have something to do, I'll hang up now."
He's afraid of his legs.
He was 108,000 miles away from Hangzhou; even Tang Xuanzang couldn't have traveled that far on his pilgrimage.
Better to die for your fellow Daoist than for me.
See you again, you motherfucker.
But after speaking, Xu Che seemed somewhat guilty, and his tone became heavy and sorrowful:
"North of here, I feel..."
“…”
Xu Che sighed:
"After I hang up, you'll probably hang up too."
"Xu Che, you motherfucker—"
"bye."
Click.
Then, there was no sound.
Lu Yibei glanced at his phone screen, which showed that the other party had hung up.
Then he gazed gently at his girlfriend, whose eyes were slightly curved and who was smiling.
Lu Yibei: "Um..."
Ji Qingqian tilted her head: "Mmm."
"Before you send me to see my great-grandmother, may I make a request?"
"you say."
"Could you say 'husband' again just now?"
Lu Yibei raised his index finger: "Let me die without regrets."
Ji Qingqian's face flushed slightly before she glanced sideways and spat out:
"Dream on."
She just shouted that in a joking tone. Don't let Ji's boldness and outspokenness fool you; Old Driver Ji can handle anything.
However, the only affectionate nicknames Lu Yibei used were "Abei" or "Young Master Lu" used in a joking tone.
The formal terms like "husband" and "husband" were far too cloying to a chivalrous woman like Lady Ji.
She wasn't about to say it out loud.
He's so beautiful.
"Xu Che".
Lu Yibei put down his phone and continued to introduce his old classmate, who had almost sent him to his death, to his girlfriend: "A high school classmate, now studying in California, a rare find. Just take what this kind of person says with a grain of salt."
Ji Qingqian: "With such malice towards international students, aren't you afraid of being attacked, Abei?"
Lu Yibei displayed a natural indifference:
"I am only referring to Xu Che personally, please do not take it personally, Ms. Ji."
He had barely finished speaking when his phone lit up.
Xu Che sent him another message.
[I'll be back soon, and if I can make it, I'll definitely come for your seventh-day memorial service. Alas, Yibei, I never imagined you'd die so young—of course, if you're not too old, you'll come with me to my old high school. I'm going to find Old Zhang.]
Lu Yibei: "Do you think his son is a bastard?"
Instead of apologizing and repenting, they even dared to make demands!
Ji Qingqian nodded, "Indeed."
"It seems that in his eyes, you and Zhou Zhou should be a couple," she added.
Lu Yibei was taken aback and looked up at his girlfriend from his phone screen.
Ji Qingqian raised an eyebrow playfully: "You don't think this topic can be so easily skipped over, do you?"
"He doesn't know anything. These days, people are still playing 'Infernal Affairs' on GBA emulators..." Lu Yibei complained.
“That’s really fun,” Ji Qingqian said.
"But he's playing version 4.5, and he just asked me a while ago, 'Northern, is there a 5.0 version of Dark Phantom? I can't access the forum you gave me last time, can you recommend a new website?'"
Lu Yibei said, "And I'm not saying he has a problem with his taste, he just can't keep up with the version."
Ji Qingqian hummed in agreement and then said, "I feel that you two have a good relationship."
"We're just ordinary friends," Lu Yibei said.
Ji Qingqian was somewhat skeptical: "'Ordinary friends'... Abei, do you know that Xu Song has a song called 'Superfluous Explanation'?"
Lu Yibei was silent for a moment, then said:
"Although Xu Che is a bastard who does inhuman things, he is indeed a man, and his sexual orientation should be female. And at least I definitely like women...yours."
Ji Qingqian's clear black and white eyes darted around.
Lu Yibei guessed what his girlfriend was thinking, so he immediately reached out and gently tapped her fair forehead with his finger:
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