The next day, Lu Yibei returned to school with only a few belongings.
School hasn't started yet, and the three generations of the family are all staying in their dorm room with their computers running.
Hao Zhangwen and Liu Jie were battling it out in the King of Glory arena, while Lu Yibei picked up a copy of Kajii Motojiro's "Lemon" to read.
Liu Jie's screen went gray. After cursing that the mid-laner didn't know how to play, he took a break to look at Lu Yibei:
"Lao Bei, what's your book about?"
Lu Yibei casually turned a page: "You won't understand."
Liu Jie retorted, "You look down on my literary skills, don't you? I loved reading when I was young. I know exactly who is 'Fishing Through the Ages' and who is 'Emperor Like Smoke.' I don't believe I don't know! Just tell me!"
"I won't say."
"Is this how you look down on people?"
"Because I didn't understand it either."
Lu Yibei looked pained and threw the book on the bed: "Damn it, I'm never buying books based on the recommendations on the cover again. What kind of garbage is this?"
Liu Jie: "...Is that how it is...hahaha."
The two had just finished talking when, with a bang, the dormitory door was kicked open.
Then a suitcase rolled in with a clattering sound.
"Master is back!"
The person at the door shouted loudly.
Zhao Xun was the last student to return to school.
Zhao Xun was dressed in all black, with delicate features; he was more of a handsome man than a good-looking one.
She had a wolf tail and tied it into a small braid.
He has a somewhat masculine, feminine look, but not in the innocent, girlish way. His eyes, which seem to have eyeliner even without makeup, have a slightly... alluring quality.
At 1.64 meters tall, she's not considered tall even among girls.
If I had to describe it in one word, it would be "the innate Southern Liang sacred body".
"Damn it, you dog, you're only coming back now?!" Liu Jie cursed angrily.
Zhao Xun ignored him, tossed her suitcase aside, and walked straight toward Lu Yibei.
"Liaobei!"
"What?"
"You and Zhou Zhou really broke up?"
"Grass."
Lu Yibei was helpless. Even though Brother Jie had already notified everyone in the dorm group, he had to explain it all over again to each person he met: "Really."
Zhao Xun looked up at Lu Yibei, and naturally had to look up to see him, given his height.
"In which year were you reborn?"
"?"
Does it come with an operating system?
"...What the hell?"
"Isn't someone like you who suddenly stops licking things usually someone who's been reborn? The next stage should be pure school beauties chasing after you, and Zhou Zhou going through a crematorium. Ah, isn't that what they mean by 'don't underestimate a young man'?" Zhao Xun asked.
"You should read less online novels!"
"That's nonsense. Does it make sense for a web novel author to tell people to read less web novels?" Zhao Xun asked, "How was I doing the year you were reborn?"
Lu Yibei: "It seems so."
Zhao Xun wasn't in a hurry. He patted Lu Yibei on the shoulder and said, "Then you'd better take good care of me for the rest of your life. When one person achieves enlightenment, even his chickens and dogs benefit. You can't make me repeat the same mistake again."
Lu Yibei: "What are you saying? Are you a chicken—" or a dog...? He didn't finish his question.
As if sensing something, Liu Jie immediately stood up, leaning back casually and saying:
"You're so beautiful, chicken, you're absolutely gorgeous~~ baby ang ang~~"
Zhao Xun sneered disdainfully: "Idiot."
He then tossed the shoulder bag he was carrying onto the cabinet next to him: "Your posture is all wrong! Come on! Music!"
Fatty Hao pressed the play button on his phone.
The whole dorm started dancing along.
Lu Yibei shook his head helplessly.
He often felt out of place among this group of neurotic people because his mental state was too stable!
I told you you couldn't do it!
Zhao Xun scolded Liu Jie: "Look how naturally he twists his body like that, he could easily become an idol trainee!"
...
Girls' dormitory.
Ji Qingqian turned over, having already finished reading the book "Points and Lines" in her hand.
Ah Bei... what are you doing now?
She covered the lower half of her face with the book in her hand. Was she thinking about her too?
...
Lu Yibei: You're so beautiful, you're absolutely so beautiful, baby, woof woof!
...
Time flies, and returning students gradually returned to school after the start of the new semester.
The cafeteria also became crowded.
The same applies in the morning.
"Damn, why are we here to squeeze into the third cafeteria?"
With a grimacing expression, Zhao Sun placed the tomato-topped noodles he had bought on the long table and sat down with a stride.
Jiangnan University has a total of three canteens.
Canteen No. 1 is closest to the men's dormitory, Canteen No. 2 is the quietest, but they ended up at Canteen No. 3.
"This place is near the girls' dormitory."
Liu Jie whispered, "Don't you want to see the pretty new girls?"
"This is boring." Zhao Sun started slurping his noodles.
"Keep pretending, keep pretending," Liu Jie said.
Lu Yibei ordered scallion oil noodles with noodles but no scallions. As he mixed it, he said, "Seeing that several pretty girls don't even look as good as our Sun Girl in their clothes, how can he feel excited?"
Liu Jie thought about it and said, "That makes sense."
Zhao Xun slurped his noodles and gave Lu Yibei the middle finger: "If I could beat you, I would have pinned you down here and taken care of you!"
"Fatty, you definitely understand me." Liu Jie was looking for like-minded people.
Hao Zhangwen looked serious as expected: "This one looks good, this one looks good too...hehe, this one, I'm super, horny..."
It's a pity I'm only watching mobile game gacha mechanics.
Liu Jie: "..."
"Brother Jie," Lu Yibei whispered, "at your five o'clock position, there's an absolutely stunning beauty!"
Liu Jie's eyes were like torches, staring at him as if he were about to unleash Susanoo!
"Your mother! How could it be Chen Dan?"
Whether she's beautiful or not doesn't matter to anyone, but as soon as they heard Chen Dan's name, Zhao Xun and Hao Zhangwen went to see their daughter-in-law together.
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