Chapter 107
Regarding food, the program team did not make it difficult for the guests in this regard and still prepared a rich variety of dishes.
As Niu Kulu requested, everyone ate and chatted, telling some of their own interesting stories and interacting from time to time.
There were quite a few dishes in Chi Qi's bowl. As the youngest, he was taken care of intentionally or unintentionally. He didn't have to pay attention to body management like an artist did, so he ate happily.
[It tastes good (chew chew chew) It smells so good (chew chew chew) How can it be so delicious (chew chew chew)]
The bowl of rice was soon finished, so he added another bowl to himself and continued to eat with hearty mouthfuls, his cheeks bulging.
[Brother, have you considered changing your career to become a food broadcaster? ]
[Brother, you...are too greedy. Eat more (Taotie can't fight)]
[I only ate two bowls, which is a normal amount for a boy. ]
[Wrong time, wrong place, super hungry egg, watching, ahhhh it’s already this late, why haven’t you gotten off work yet! ! ! ]
Noticing Chi Qi had finished another bowl of rice, Meng Tianyu beside him quickly pushed the plate of dessert over to him, enjoying the joy of feeding him, "Brother, eat quickly."
Chi Qi pinched a small piece and said politely, "Sister Meng, you eat too."
Meng Tianyu shook her head. "I can't eat anymore. The sugar intake I took today has exceeded the limit."
Speaking of losing weight, Chi Qi remembered his sister's bold words, subconsciously looked across the table, and saw Chi Sulu pick up a chicken leg and put it in his bowl.
He wondered, "Sister, you're not going to lose weight?"
[Didn’t you say in the last issue that you wanted to lose weight in preparation for your next movie? 】
Chi Sulu didn't stop and quickly stuffed the chicken leg into his mouth, "Oh! My eyesight is bad, I mistook the chicken leg for cabbage and ate it by mistake."
“…”
What a perfunctory excuse.
[The mouth and eyes have been checking all day but still can't get it right. 】
Chi Qi curled his lips and said, "Why don't you just eat another chicken leg and let the two chicken legs play Candy Crush in your stomach. If they disappear, it's the same as not eating them."
"That makes sense." Chi Sulu took his words to heart for the first time. "In that case, I'll reluctantly eat another one."
Chi Qi: “.”
[This... buy some boneless chicken feet and let it go down and help you take them out. ]
[After eating, have a cup of milk tea and rinse your mouth. ]
[Hurry up and drink Coke. Coke contains carbonic acid, which will corrode it. ]
[I don’t blame you. When I don’t wear glasses, I can’t tell the difference between barbecue, hot pot and fat-reducing meals, and I often eat them by mistake. ]
[It’s okay, just wear your glasses and see clearly when you step on the scale. ]
Chi Qi rolled his eyes and picked up a few beans with chopsticks, "Sister, eat some more beans to wash your stomach."
"...My crime is not punishable by death." Chi Sulu ate some rice, hid the beans at the bottom, raised his head and said, "Shut up, you rice bucket!"
She always gets teased. Doesn't she have any dignity left?
Chi Qi knew that her sister had a heavy idol burden, so she restrained her temper and did not confront her in person, but only refuted her in her heart.
[I am not a bucket for holding rice. I am a tiger guarding the mountain, an agile leopard, a far-sighted eagle, and a wolf good at fighting! 】
Everyone at the table was amused by the conversation between the two, and the atmosphere became much more relaxed.
Chi Qi finished his snack, picked up a grape, and while peeling it he accidentally touched Niu Kulu's look, which was three parts ill intention, three parts ulterior motive, and four parts malicious.
His hands trembled and the peeled grapes fell onto the table.
Chi Qi couldn't eat anymore. He didn't know if it was an illusion, but the scene before him always reminded him of the jailer delivering the last meal to the death row inmates.
Knowing that the death row inmate is about to be executed, the jailers usually show their kindness, such as fulfilling the inmate's small wishes and allowing the inmate to eat the meal he wants before he dies.
[I think I'm overthinking it.] 】
After dinner, everyone worked together to clean up the table.
Meng Tianyu was still thinking about the excavator in the yard, and asked, "Director Niu, when will we be able to drive the excavator?"
Niu Kulu said meaningfully, "Don't worry, you will soon know the function of the excavator."
“So, the excavator is used to dig out the mud for us?”
The guests looked at the desolation before them, their eyes went dark, and they dared not open their eyes, hoping that it was just an illusion.
"Congratulations, you got the answer right, but there is no reward." Niu Kulu said with a smile: "I dug a quagmire for you overnight. Are you surprised or surprised?"
Haha, there is only surprise, no joy.
Everyone: Retreat! retreat! retreat!
It doesn't matter if no one shows up. Niu Kulu is a qualified director who can create illusions for himself. "I can already feel everyone's impatience."
He said in an excited voice, "Dear guests, the game we are about to play is Mud Wars!"
Dress up beautifully and don’t want to get in touch with the quagmire for everyone: leak! leak! leak!
[Did I hear that correctly? Mud Game? ]
[Don’t forget that there are two presidents among the guests. Can they let go? ]
[It can be seen that there is no script, everyone’s expressions are so funny, bilike: a dead pig with its mouth wide open. ]
Chi Qi struggled desperately, holding on to a slim hope and asked, "Can we not play?"
Niu Kulu still had that smiling expression on his face, "No."
Chi Qi was stabbed by his ruthlessness and her heart was broken as the Pacific Ocean.
"Before the team battle, let's play a little game to relax."
The staff took out a box filled with small balls of different colors, and the male guests from the two groups took turns drawing them.
Before coming, Niu Kulu had divided the guests into groups, with two girls each leading four boys to play games.
The members of Chi Sulu's group are Chi Qi, Jiang Bieshan, Qiao Yujing and Ye Man, and the remaining four boys are in a group with Meng Tianyu.
After the draws were finished, Niu Kulu pressed the switch of the loudspeaker and began to direct, "Come on, come on, those who drew the red ball, take a step forward."
The red ball in his hand immediately became a hot potato. Lu Jinyue immediately felt something was wrong. He screamed in fear, "No way, with a one in four chance, how come I got it again?"
Chi Qi looked down at the small red ball in his hand, feeling a strong sense of uneasiness in his heart. Didn’t he just go to the temple to worship? Why is my luck still so bad?
Didn’t Pinduoduo say that he was the luckiest man! ?
[Village chief, I admit that I am a lamb without perseverance. I want to go home! I don't want to stay here anymore! 】
The evil Niu Niu Niu Ku Lu took out a pair of large scissors like a magic trick, "The rules of the game are very simple. Chi Qi and Lu Jinyue stand at the edge of the mud pit with five ropes tied to their bodies, and Chi Sulu and Meng Tianyu play rock-paper-scissors to determine the winner. The loser's teammate cuts a rope, and when all the ropes are cut--"
He paused and didn't tell the consequences, but the guests knew it clearly in their minds. The ropes on their bodies had been cut, and they knew with their toes that they would fall into the quagmire in an instant.
Chi Qi and Lu Jinyue both had bitter looks on their faces. No one wanted to get in close contact with the quagmire and get dirty.
Only one of the two can survive, and this is destined to be a life-and-death battle.
Didn't we say this episode would be easy? Are you sure this is an icebreaker game and not a life-threatening game?
[The most basic trust between people! ? 】
No matter how reluctant you are, you have to face the cruel reality.
Chi Qi tightened the rope around his waist and asked worriedly, "Is the weight of this rope okay?"
Niu Kulu said: "Don't worry, it's no problem. We have tested it in advance before letting you play it, and your safety is 100% guaranteed."
Chi Qi felt relieved a little, turned around and said sadly: "Sister, my life is in your hands."
"No, I don't want to be responsible for a life." Chi Sulu was unsure, "Be prepared to fall."
Chi Qi clasped his hands together and prayed devoutly, "Let me become a white lotus."
Chi Sulu was puzzled, "What does this have to do with the game?"
Chi Qi replied seriously, "I also want to stay out of the mud and not be stained."
“…”
Figure out your own position, you are the mud!
[God is so pure and untainted.] ]
[My younger brother will probably emerge from the mud and turn the forest into a colorful place.] ]
[Check your brother's mental state with one click. ]
[In fact, there are no normal people in the world. It is only because more and more people pretend to be normal that there are normal people. ]
Chi Qi took a deep breath, and strode forward with the courage to face death.
[The wind is whistling and the Yi River is cold; the hero will never return once he leaves.] 】
Lu Jinyue tensed his back, his face full of pain, "Sister, I must win, I must win!"
Meng Tianyu comforted him, "I'll try my best."
Lu Jinyue repeatedly urged, "It's not just trying your best, you must do your best to save me, please.
[Where did the program crew learn this dirty trick? ]
[This was a double blow to the two people who were tied up, both physically and psychologically. ]
[People’s joys and sorrows are not shared, I just find them interesting. ]
[Have pity on the two unfortunates for a second.] ]
[I can’t even imagine how happy Director Niu will be when he cuts the rope later. ]
[It would be fun if there was a cesspool below. This variety show will definitely be a big hit. ]
[There are no bamboo shoots like you on the mountain. ]
It is not a pleasant feeling to be suspended in the air. You are always worried that you will fall down. Even if Chi Qi has a good mentality, he cannot find joy in such an environment.
The same thing happened to Lu Jinyue who was accompanying him. He was in a state of being half dead and wanted to hang himself with the rope on his body.
Although the two of them seemed to be still participating in the game, they had actually been walking for a while.
Niu Kulu gave the order, "Rock, Paper, Scissors!"
At this heart-stirring moment, eight pairs of eyes were staring at the two of them, and Chi Sulu and Meng Tianyu stretched out their hands from behind at the same time.
The results were revealed. In the first round, Chi Sulu used Scissors and Meng Tianyu used Paper.
Chi Qi breathed a sigh of relief temporarily.
Niu Kulu didn't even say his lines. He picked up a pair of scissors and walked to Lu Jinyue's side. With a crisp "click", the first rope was cut.
Lu Jinyue's body fell down a little distance, his eyes tightly closed.
Netizens who were waiting in the live broadcast room were watching the show in an immersed manner.
[So nervous, so nervous.] ]
[As long as the rope is alive, the person is alive; if the rope breaks, the person is dead.] ]
[Why do we need to substitute the two kidnapped people? Director Niu was directly put into the role, cutting with a pair of big scissors, looking so happy. ]
[Two people should be asked to face the mud pit, and after both sides play rock-paper-scissors, they should not be told the result, and they should just cut the rope directly. The fun is all about excitement; or the ropes can be mixed together, and whoever loses gets to cut the rope. Before cutting, you have no idea whether you are cutting your own rope or the other person's rope. ]
[Appointed as Vice Minister of the Ministry of Justice.] ]
[I accept your order.] ]
In Chi Qi's eyes, there was not much difference between the scissors in Niu Kulu's hands and the scythe of the god of death. Both were used to reap his life.
It would be better to decide the outcome in one game. That way, even if he dies, he can die happily instead of living in fear for so long.
The battle was tense. Ten minutes later, only a rope was left around the waists of both men. Their bodies tilted downwards, very close to the quagmire.
[I hope life will be kind to a ten-year-old like me!] ! ! 】
Chi Qi and Lu Jinyue didn't dare to breathe, the moment that decided their fate was now.
[May our ancestors bless us, may Buddha bless us, may Bodhisattva bless us, may God bless us, may the lucky stars bless us, please, God, let my sister win! 】
Chi prayed to all the gods and Buddhas, hoping that the goddess of luck would bless Chi Sulu.
However, reality once again dealt Chi Qi a heavy blow, and the winner was Meng Tianyu.
[Ahhhhh!] Oh God, I will never call you grandpa again. You don’t even treat me as your grandson! 】
Seeing Niu Kulu slowly walking in from the corner of his eye, Chi Qi's eyes were empty, his body was cold, and his hands and feet were numb.
[Ahhhhh!] I have jade syndrome and my jade syndrome is about to flare up. You can't cut my rope. 】
“Crack—”
[Director Niu Kulu, I hate you from now on! Hate you! ! ! You have such a cruel heart! ! ! 】
This time the voice was much more miserable. Chi Sulu turned her head away, unable to bear to look at it, and silently lit a candle for him in her heart.
Brother, rest in peace.
“Plop!”
Lu Jinyue had just "escaped death" and his legs were a little weak. He held Meng Tianyu's hand tightly and said with lingering fear: "Thanks to you."
Meng Tianyu dodged sideways, causing Lu Jinyue's hand to miss.
Lu Jinyue didn't notice any of this and continued to shout excitedly, wishing he could pull Meng Tianyu over and swear brotherhood with her right then and there, "From now on, you'll be my half-sister."
After a pause, he felt something was wrong and added, "You can be my aunt!"
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[This was a good deal, I won the game and got a nephew. ]
[Hahahaha, there is a sharp contrast next to him. Chi Su Lu next door almost lost a younger brother. ]
"The exciting little game is over, and now we are going to start the real thing." Niu Kulu said: "Fight in the mud, all the guests will fight each other in the mud, and when the timer ends, the team with more people left on the circular floating platform will win."
"Before the official competition, everyone please change into the clothes and waterproof shoes prepared for you by the program team."
[Everyone has changed into flat waterproof shoes, so I can tell who is secretly wearing insoles. ]
[They say it so openly, don’t they have any dignity left? ]
[Mr. Zhou is very tall, at least 190cm. ]
[Report, inspection completed, no one was found to have lied about their height! ]
Chi Qi watched Niu Kulu take out a whistle.
[There are scissors and a trumpet, and now a whistle. Does Director Niu Kurulu have a Doraemon pocket? 】
The whistle blew, announcing the official start of the game.
The guests walked into the quagmire reluctantly. They did not act rashly but stared at the floating platform in the center of the circle, waiting for the person who would move first.
Everyone was a little reserved at the beginning, but as time went by, the battle became more intense. Although it couldn't be called a life-and-death fight, it was very fierce.
Chi Sulu completely let go of his burdens and joined the melee. Anyone who approached within a half-meter radius would be attacked without saying a word.
Fu Boci protected her throughout the whole process and never left her side.
Once again, Meng Tianyu's eyes were covered in mud and she couldn't open them. She shouted in a state of collapse, "Are you kidding me? You and I are on the same team! Not only did you not help me, but you also helped others to deal with me?"
[Mr. Fu is on the same team with you, but he and Sister Lu are a couple. ]
[Only Tianmei’s team is fighting tenaciously. The others can’t be counted on. It’s lucky that she didn’t turn against us. ]
In the chaos, someone tripped him. Kuang Ye gritted his teeth and threatened, "Who attacked me? If you dare, let's fight openly."
He looked back, but saw no one.
Lu Jinyue crawled on the round platform in the mud, clinging to the edge with his hands, "Stop pulling, stop pulling! My pants will fall off if you pull again!"
Ye Man grabbed a handful of dirt and, while Zhou Yingnan wasn't paying attention, seized the opportunity to smear it on his clean face.
When he was laughing triumphantly, Zhou Yingnan poured mud and water onto the back of his collar.
The muddy water slid down his neck and flowed onto his back. Ye Man twisted his body uncomfortably, his eyes widened in surprise, "Brother Yingnan, you..."
Zhou Yingnan smiled and said, "It's a matter of reciprocity."
[A group of black loaches. ]
[Can these people still act in idol dramas in the future? ]
[Jinbao, you are such a conspicuous bag, it makes your whole body look different. ]
[Why are there only nine heads? Where is the other one? ]
[I rely entirely on Qiao Yujing’s big white teeth to recognize people. ]
In a corner where no one cared, Chi Qi lay half-dead in the mud.
After some efforts, he finally tasted the sweetness of giving up. He couldn't snatch it away, and he couldn't fight for it, so he just gave in.
[Never mind, do whatever you want!] 】
"Don't crowd together!" Niu Kulu shouted anxiously with a loudspeaker, "Quick! Tell us your names, the photographer won't be able to recognize you."
Chi Qi stood up slowly, feeling restless inside.
[Don’t you recognize me?] Oo, then can I take personal revenge now? You can't recognize me anyway. 】
Chi Sulu, "..."
Is it your brain that is covered with mud?
The game dragged on for a long time and there was no winner at the end, it was considered a draw, because both sides were tired and didn't want to continue arguing, so they reached an agreement to let the two female guests sit on the round table while the rest of the people went to rest.
Niu Kulu didn't expect that they would work together to resist him, but he was outnumbered and had to pretend not to see it.
Finally, we gathered everyone together to take a photo as a souvenir, and today's shooting plan was completed.
Netizens took screenshots of this photo and compared it with the one a few hours ago.
[Before playing the mud game: Exquisite girls and fashionable boys; After playing the mud game: idiots from the next village. ]
[After washing it...it should still be usable, right? ]
[Luckily, no one spoiled the fun, everyone was relaxed and I enjoyed watching it. ]
Chi Qi held his head groggily, "My head feels so heavy, am I going to have a brain?"
Chi Sulu couldn't help but say, "Because your head is covered with mud."
Xie Mu was nearby, staying with the staff behind the scenes, waiting patiently until now, and then walked over.
Chi Qi was very tired and in urgent need of recharging. He opened his arms and asked, "Would you like to hug me?"
Xie Mu's silent attitude expressed everything.
[Are you serious about taking a half step back? Such a small action can cause so much damage dT_Tb]
Chi Qi took every opportunity to condemn him, "You really only care about my good looks."
Xie Mu stood at an arm's length from him, trying to persuade him with emotion and reason, "Put yourself in his shoes, after Tang Yuan finished rolling in the mud, would you hug him?"
"No, but glutinous rice balls..."
Chi Qi suddenly rushed forward and successfully rubbed onto Xie Mu's clothes. He smiled triumphantly and said, "Tangyuan will run over, stand in front of me and shake, and then throw mud spots all over me."
Xie Mu sighed helplessly, "You will be thrown mud because you can't outrun Tangyuan."
"Um?"
Xie Mu reached out and hugged him back, "I can outrun you."
From the moment Chi Qi paused, he realized something was wrong. He could have avoided it in advance, but he didn't.
Chi Qi was still a little confused, "So?"
Xie Mu said gently: "So I am holding you voluntarily."
Chi Sulu, who had watched the whole process, pointed out, "He hesitated. He doesn't like you."
Fu Boci was wiping Chi Sulu's face with the wet towel given by the program team.
This sounded harsh, and Chi Qi immediately defended her, and asked back, "Brother-in-law, if my sister fell into the pit, would you still be willing to hold her?"
Fu Boxi, "..."
What a juicy question, I don't want to answer it.
Chi Qi said complacently, "See, my brother-in-law is also hesitant, and he doesn't love you either."
[Lululu, I don’t know if love can relieve pain, but it can cure love-brain. 】
Chi Sulu: Are you disgusting?! ! !
I can’t keep this brother anymore!
The wet towel could only barely wipe the face clean, and the mud stuck to the clothes was already half dry, and a large piece could be removed with one push.
The hair was even more awful to look at, messy and all stuck with mud. The chickens would leave in disgust when they saw it.
The guests couldn't stand themselves being dirty and smelling bad, and urged the program crew to take them back to the villa as soon as possible.
"It's so dirty, we need to go back and take a shower!"
"Strange, why can't it be washed clean?"
Chi Qi scrubbed his body for nearly an hour, and almost peeled off a layer of skin, but he still felt dirty, so he filled his palms with shower gel again.
Hot water gushed out from the shower and poured over my body.
Xie Mu waited for a long time before coming over, but he didn't expect Chi Qi was still taking a shower. The sound of water in the bathroom was clearly heard in his ears.
The steaming mist slowly overflowed from the crack in the door and drifted in the air.
The bathroom wall was transparent. Although the curtain was down, the light inside was very bright, and people's figures were dimly reflected.
Xie Mu looked at the blurry curve, and grabbed it with his five fingers hanging by the side of the leg. With his memory, he seemed to be able to depict the other person's thin waist, which he could circle with one hand.
Further down...
Stop, don't think anymore.
Xie Mu began to think, should he leave first and come back after Chi Qi finishes taking a shower?
After all...if he stayed any longer, his willpower wouldn't be enough to keep him indifferent.
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