Chapter 58
Even though his vest had fallen off, Chi Qi was unwilling to admit it. He resisted stubbornly, shaking his head in denial, "I am not, I am not."
The girl became more and more certain of her guess and argued, "You were wearing this dress on a live broadcast a few days ago, so you are the one!"
Chi Qi still refused to admit it, "I am not, I am not."
[Please spare me and stop asking about the spiciness! 】
"I can't possibly be wrong," the girl said firmly, "You are who you are!"
Chi Qi was like a repeater that only recorded one sentence, "I am not me, I am not."
The conversation seemed to be stuck in a loop. Xie Mu felt like two sparrows were chirping beside his ears. He leaned forward slightly to remind them, "Excuse me, the movie is about to start."
A cinema is a public place, and loud noises are not appropriate as they can easily affect the experience of others.
After realizing that this behavior was wrong, Chi Qi made a zippering gesture and shut his mouth obediently. The girl also stopped talking for fear of disturbing the people around them.
My ears finally quieted down.
The movie started playing, the surroundings became dark, and some of the previous sounds disappeared. Chi Qi sat up straight, waiting for the plot with great interest.
Along with a familiar sound effect, the scene changed, and a terrifying female ghost named Shui Lingling with a bloody mouth appeared in the center of the high-definition screen.
Chi Qi looked dazed for a moment, and couldn't help but ask in a low voice, "Isn't it a romance movie?"
The girl lowered her voice and asked, "What romance movie?"
Chi Qi tilted his head and whispered, "I saw a lot of people in the comments saying that the relationship is sincere and beautiful, and they are locking in their blessings."
We're talking about beautiful love now, so what else could this be but a romance film? It can't be a youth horror pain film?
"You are so naive." The girl glanced at him lovingly and told him the truth, "You were deceived by the reviews. This is a well-known bad movie."
"How could it be?" Chi Qi didn't believe it. "It must be fake. Why did you come to watch it if you knew it was a bad movie?"
The girl gave a very good reason, "I don't watch the rotten ones, but I want to try the ones that are extremely rotten."
“…”
[Well, from another perspective, isn’t this also a way to make the box office a big hit? 】
Chi Qi turned his head and looked at Xie Mu, and they both remained silent.
Xie Mu leaned close to his ear and asked, "Still watching?"
Although Chi Qi was a little mad, he didn't want to waste the movie ticket, "Since we're here, let's watch it."
He was also a little curious about how bad the movie was.
On the huge screen, a female ghost with loose hair and wearing a red wedding dress crawled out from the darkness under the bed and laughed arrogantly, "After five hundred years, I finally see the light of day again, hehehehehe."
The protagonist on the bed was sweating profusely. He woke up from his dream and was caught off guard by this scene. He was so scared that he quickly took out the sleeping pills under the pillow and stuffed a few into his mouth. "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, it will be fine once you fall asleep."
Before falling into a coma, the protagonist wrapped himself tightly in a quilt, covered his hands and feet, and said to himself, "Please grant me strength with the quilt barrier!"
As soon as he finished speaking, light shone from the edge of the quilt, illuminating the entire room.
The protagonist murmured, "This way, you won't be able to hurt me."
There was no logic at all, but the female ghost really couldn't get close to him any more.
[Although I was mentally prepared, it was obvious that I was not prepared enough. 】
Chi Qi was so embarrassed by the nonsensical plot.
He moved his fingers and pressed the sponge pad on the armrest of the chair.
[Vicious. I rarely use the word vicious to describe a drama! 】
In the dim environment, the QR code on the handrail glowed green, attracting his attention. Two lines of small words were displayed on it: 5 yuan for a two-hour experience, deep massage of the whole body, giving you the ultimate experience.
Chi Qi calculated with his fingers and found that the movie was just about to end. He then compared the prices and found it was a good deal!
He quickly opened his phone and scanned the QR code. After the payment was successful, the page jumped, showing that there were three vibration modes to choose from.
Chi Qi chose the gear with the highest intensity without hesitation. He had been suffering from back pain recently due to his sleeping posture, and this was a good opportunity to relieve his fatigue.
However, what was frustrating was that the massage chair did not move for a long time.
"Strange, could it be that they swallowed my money?"
Chi Qi patted the chair, but there was still no movement. He lowered his head to check the components of the chair. Everything was normal. A bad premonition came to his mind and he thought of a possibility.
But, it shouldn’t be…
He hesitated and turned around, but when he noticed that the girl's chair began to vibrate, his heart was hanging in the air.
"Buzz-buzz-buzz."
It’s over, Barbie Q, he scanned someone else’s QR code.
Chi Qi covered his eyes, not daring to look at the world anymore, hoping to escape reality in this way.
[Smith Marseille, Vadasi really didn't mean it. 】
The girl was watching the movie and chatting about the plot with her friends when she was suddenly hit by a heavy hammer on her back. If it was just this one blow, she could just think of it as someone behind her accidentally bumping into her.
But it wasn't, one after another, it really seemed like he was looking for trouble. She turned around and said angrily, "Who is so uncultured and always kicks me?"
The person behind him looked confused and raised his hand stupidly, "It's not me."
"Um..." Chi Qi stretched out a finger and poked her weakly, "Um, I seem to have swept your massage chair."
This incident happened because of him, and he sincerely apologized, "I didn't mean it. If you don't want to enjoy the massage chair, I'll pause it for you."
Before the girl made a decision, the massage chair started a new round of movements, treating the girl's chest as an Ansai waist drum, hammering it loudly.
"That's enough." The girl collapsed, but because of the huge impact, she had to speak intermittently, "Emmm, I'm shy, no... I don't want to attract everyone's attention."
Chi Qi, who was implied to be shameless, "..."
He hurriedly pressed the end button, and the massage chair slowly stopped. But in the last second before it came to a complete stop, a long sound came out, "Puchi Pu ...
It lasted about six or seven seconds and sounded like a fart.
I could vaguely hear someone in the back row pinching his nose and complaining, "How can this fart last so long?"
The girl felt so embarrassed that she hastily untied the rubber band and let her hair down, covering half of her face.
If she hadn't been reluctant to spend the ticket money, she would have definitely run away.
The girl forced herself to smile...but couldn't even force a smile. She took out her cell phone and started typing.
Chi Qi used his toes to guess, and he knew that the girl must be complaining to her friends: I told you that I came here happily to watch a movie today, but in the end...
He was also embarrassed and sad because five dollars was wasted. But then he thought, it was such an embarrassing moment, and he still didn't get to experience the massage mode, which was such a loss.
Driven by the obsession in his heart, Chi Qi turned to the left and scanned the QR code again without giving up.
[I will definitely not be wrong this time!] 】
The same steps, familiar process, he completed the payment in a very short time, and then began to wait.
One second, two seconds, three seconds, his chair still didn't move.
When he counted to the fifth second, Xie Mu's chair began to vibrate.
Chi Qi: “…”
Xie Mu: “…”
Before he could open his mouth to speak, Xie Mu groaned as if he couldn't help himself.
"?"
Chi Qi panicked, but the cinema was too dark, he couldn't see the specific expression on the man's face, nor could he tell what his condition was, "Are you okay?"
Xie Mu waved his hands and said vaguely, "It's okay."
How could he speak?
You can't say that the massage chair just kneaded his buttocks very hard. It's too weird. I suggest that the massage chair be renamed the rogue chair.
The first time is the second time, Chi Qi has gained experience, "I'll turn it off for you."
Xie Mu stopped him in time, put his fist to his lips and cleared his cough, "Wait, my massage chair is paused, will it also make strange noises?"
Good question!
Chi Qi's eyes wandered, and he said uncertainly: "Probably."
“…”
Finally I turned off the massage chair.
The people in the back row said again: "Oh, that girl is farting again?"
The girl clenched her fist, endured and said thank you to me, because of you...
After that, Chi Qi did not dare to move. He sat quietly, even keeping his hands neatly on his legs, for fear of causing another unnecessary "tragedy".
He turned his gaze back to the big screen, and the scene had changed drastically without him noticing.
Chi Qi couldn't keep up with the unpredictable plot.
[Wasn’t it a female ghost wearing a red wedding dress at the beginning? Where did these zombies come from? 】
As soon as he finished speaking, a new zombie character was unlocked.
The protagonist begins his escape after being besieged by a female ghost, zombies, and undead.
I don't know when the plot went astray, and even eight hundred horses couldn't pull it back.
"I am the only one who can bite my people!" The zombie stood in front of the protagonist, opened his arms and refused to give way, and cursed at the zombie, "This is where we will destroy that, foreign bastards, get out of here!"
Can horror movies add patriotism?
The camera turned and zombies and zombies started fighting each other.
After a fierce fight between the two sides, the zombie was finally defeated and his brain was eaten by the zombies. Then a shiny crystal-like object fell out of it.
Chi Qi made a reasonable guess.
[Crystal?] Is there a doomsday setting? 】
The ghost girl in the will-o'-the-wisp makeup on the screen covered her mouth and exclaimed, "Ring, how could there be a ring?"
"Because I want to propose to you." The zombie expressed his love affectionately, "Ghost, I love you, marry me."
"Oh my god." The female ghost covered her red lips shyly, "Damn, it's so sudden, I'm not prepared at all."
Then, her expression changed, "Since it's a proposal, why don't you get down on one knee?"
The zombie's face turned green and he calmly stated the truth, "I can't bend my legs."
"That's easy." The ghost girl said softly, and she broke the zombie's leg quickly and accurately. She opened her bloody mouth and smiled creepily, "I agree to your proposal."
Chi Qi had a look of shock, like a dead pig with his jaw dropped.
[Is this a plot that a carbon-based creature could come up with? 】
At the end of the film, the female ghost and the zombie lived happily together and had a lively but not cute child.
The zombie opened the swaddling clothes wrapped around the child and after seeing the child's appearance, he was shocked and said, "He has fangs? He's actually a vampire!"
How can a zombie and a female ghost give birth to a vampire?
The female ghost tied her long hair into a knot and hung herself on the roof, swaying back and forth. She said with disdain, "Uneducated zombie, this is a reversion to your ancestors."
Such a thrilling movie ended like this.
Countless emotions surged in his heart. Chi Qi pulled the corners of his mouth and angrily took out his phone, wanting to give the film a low score. He didn't understand at all, "Why is this movie getting all the good reviews?"
The girl calmly walked past him, "Because they want to trick people into going in and kill them."
[So that’s how it is, human hearts are evil!] People are so evil! How can a group of strangers who don’t know each other become so bad as to work together! 】
Seeing that his hands were almost becoming shadows, Xie Mu asked curiously, "Do you want to be the one to reveal the truth?"
"No!" Chi Qi said firmly, gritting his teeth, "Because I've been caught in the rain, I'm going to tear up other people's umbrellas."
Xie Mu, "..."
He lowered his head and glanced at Chi Qi's phone.
I highly recommend this movie to the whole world! So beautiful! The plot is not clichéd at all. I couldn't stop watching it for a long time after I finished watching it. The aftertaste was too strong. The core of the film's story is profound but not difficult to understand. There were several parts in the middle that made me hold my breath and be speechless. It was so shocking! It is truly a highlight in film history! 】
I see. There are two sources of box office revenue for this movie. One is those who listened to the up-loader's complaints and watched the movie out of curiosity. The other is those who are pure unlucky people like Chi Qi, who were deceived by the 100% favorable rating.
I just walked out of the cinema and came to the busy and prosperous street.
There was an auntie selling starch sausage in the corner. The aroma kept drilling into Chi Qi's nose. He swallowed and his heart was shamefully moved.
He jumped over and asked, "Auntie, how much is the starch sausage?"
"Three dollars for one, five dollars for two."
Very tempting.
But he just lost ten dollars. Chi Qi was very depressed when he thought about this. He asked anxiously, "Do you want to eat starch sausage?"
If you eat together, you can save 50 cents.
Meeting the boy's expectant gaze, Xie Mu swallowed the word "no" that was about to come out of his mouth. He never ate fried snacks from stalls outside, so he told a white lie, "What a coincidence, I like to eat this too."
Xie Mu took out his phone to pay, "I'll treat you."
Although it wasn't much money, the experience of being treated by someone else was completely different from spending money on your own. Chi Qi was very grateful and praised sincerely, "You are so nice."
[I still want to eat hotpot with you in winter. It doesn’t have to be winter, it doesn’t have to be you, and I don’t have to pay. 】
He took a tissue, took the starch sausage from the aunt, and wrapped it under the wooden stick. "If species is not a consideration, I want to become a lover of starch sausage."
Xie Mu raised his eyebrows, "Tell me the reason?"
Chi Qi said, "First, it loves me very much. It loves me so much that it is willing to go into the oil pan and endure being pierced by bamboo sticks for me. Second, every time I meet it, it feels new. Cumin, spicy, and sweet sauces are all my favorites. Third, it will open its heart to me..."
The more I talk about it, the more I feel that starch sausage is a good match.
Xie Mu said faintly, "Then I'll have sex with your husband for a while, you don't mind, do you?"
Chi Qi bit a small piece of starch sausage, sighed with satisfaction, and said generously: "I'll turn a blind eye."
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