Chapter 73
Time is short and the task is heavy.
Since Chi's mother had spoken, she would definitely keep her word. Chi Qi did not dare to make any more trouble and lay down quietly for three days, fearing that anything might happen to his fragile feet.
Seeing his cautious behavior, Xie Mu joked, "Why don't you buy insurance for your feet?"
Chi Qi snorted in dissatisfaction, "Others put insurance on their faces, but I put insurance on my feet. That's too weird." He muttered, "I'm not a centipede monster."
"Not surprising, there are people who insure their hair."
Chi Qi was curious, "Who is it?"
Xie Mu mentioned the name of a male celebrity who is very popular at the moment.
He searched his mind and remembered.
[I know him, a straight man pretending to be gay to cheat people for money and sex, he obviously started out as a CP fan but he looks down on CP fans from the bottom of his heart... Later, the official announcement deliberately chose the CP fans' anniversary to issue the marriage certificate, causing the CP fans to be laughed at by the entire network. 】
Chi Qi muttered, "Nowadays, being a celebrity is a high-risk thing." He suddenly had an idea, "Why don't insurance companies sell celebrity insurance for house collapse?"
Xie Mu humbly asked, "What do you mean?"
Chi Qi cleared his throat and said, "Since you asked sincerely, I will be merciful and tell you."
“…”
"After purchasing the insurance, if the celebrity you like collapses, the insurance company will bear the expenses you spent on chasing the celebrity, and give you a certain amount of compensation based on the energy you spent, such as time and emotion."
Chi Qi counted on his fingers and said, "There are many types of house collapse insurance, such as relationship collapse insurance, work collapse insurance, endorsement collapse insurance, CP collapse insurance, team collapse insurance... At the beginning, they said that they would not lose money by investing, but later they all collapsed."
Xie Mu twitched his lips, "The insurance company might bankrupt us if they pay out."
Well, only a fool would do a business that loses money.
Chi Qi shared with him, "My sister's rival company signed a male artist. He debuted in the morning, and in the afternoon, he was exposed for scandals. She didn't even have time to look for her only sister. The scandal was at the top of the trending searches and caused a lot of uproar. She was so happy."
Xie Mu applauded, "Ah? That's really unexpected."
Chi Qi talked endlessly, "Yes, the process was completed in 24 hours. I heard that the person was still on the plane when the news broke. When he arrived at the airport and opened his phone, he found that the sky had fallen and he was directly smashed to the ground." He concluded: "One-day celebrity experience card."
*
The day of the family reunion banquet.
Chi Qi's feet lived up to everyone's expectations and he got into the car with great interest. In addition to Chi's father and mother, his eldest brother and Xie Mu would also go.
In order to show their importance to Zhou Yi, the Zhou family - Secretary Cen changed back to his former name, rented the entire hotel with their wealth and power, and invited many relatives, friends and partners. A lot of media reporters also came, and the scenes at the banquet were broadcasted in real time.
Early in the morning, a group of people crowded into the live broadcast room.
[I didn’t expect there would be a sequel. Come check in and see the wealthy family recognize their relatives.] ]
[The power of genes is so strong that even though he grew up in such a terrible family, he did not become a bad person. Instead, he became very outstanding. ]
[I have become a rich young master, how lucky I am.] ]
[He was not lucky. Everything that originally belonged to him was taken away by two scumbags. ]
[If he hadn't been stolen, he wouldn't have had to work so hard. ]
[Wow, who stole my rich second-generation life? ]
[Will the world explode if there is one more rich person like me? ]
[Fortunately I found it. I hope it will have a happy ending. ]
Chi Wanglian arrived early, and spotted Chi Qi with his sharp eyes. He waved and called him, "Xiao Qi, here."
His blond hair was particularly eye-catching, but he was dressed very simply, in a white shirt and black pants, with his buttons neatly buttoned. At first glance, he looked even more well-behaved than when he went on stage to receive awards in the past.
Chi Qi sighed, and said in his heart that he was just pretending. He was about to walk over but was stopped by his mother in time, "Go and say hello first."
His family had a close cooperation with the Zhou family, and Chi Qi considered himself a polite and good child, so he gestured to Chi Wanglian that they would chat later.
"Hello, Uncle Zhou, hello, Aunt Zhou."
Mother Zhou smiled gently, "Xiao Qi is here too, long time no see."
People are in high spirits when they are happy. Zhou's mother and father seemed to be several years younger, with rosy faces. Zhou Yi stood beside them, entertaining the guests in a neither humble nor arrogant manner. He had worked as a secretary in a large company and was not at all nervous when dealing with such occasions.
Chi Tingsi stepped forward and shook hands with him, saying simply, "Congratulations."
Zhou Yi nodded. The two of them had been superiors and subordinates before, so they had a more familiar relationship.
【well! Only then did I realize that my brother's all-round secretary was gone and the company had lost a great leader. 】
Zhou's mother said, "I heard Xiaoyi mention you. I want to thank you on his behalf for taking care of him before."
Chi Tingsi shook his head, "You are too polite. He has outstanding abilities. I just provided him with opportunities. His achievements are his own achievements."
Chi Qi was puzzled.
[Huh?] He is not scolding the boss. Don’t the employees hate their boss? 】
The tone sounded very regretful.
"..." Chi Tingsi clenched his fists and pushed his brother away, otherwise he was afraid that he would not be able to control himself and kill his own brother in public.
No one would not like their child to be praised, and the corners of Zhou's mother's mouth rose a little more.
The guests who attended the event were all there to congratulate the two of them. The atmosphere was filled with joy, but Zhou Xu had a sullen face. He thought someone owed him money. When he caught a glimpse of Chi Qi, his face became even uglier. He asked in a harsh tone, "What are you doing here?"
"Come and congratulate me." Chi Qi poked his lungs unwillingly, "Your brother is back, aren't you happy?"
Zhou Xu stiffened his neck and said, "Of course I'm happy."
"Then why don't you smile?"
Zhou Xu was stuck, and it took him a while to come up with an excuse, "I... I don't like to laugh by nature, why do you care about whether I laugh or not?"
Chi Qi gave him a sarcastic look, his expression very similar to that of the little pink beaver.
[Your parents don’t want you anymore.]
Although he didn't say it out loud, Zhou Xu, who had a low psychological tolerance, could no longer resist. He turned around and wanted to look for Zhou's mother, but he saw his mother affectionately holding the son she had just found.
Zhou Xu completely forgot that he had another son, and his eyes suddenly turned red.
"Hey, are you arguing again?"
The nonchalant voice made both of them frown at the same time. Zhou Xu's cousin Zhou Lun appeared out of nowhere and scared Chi Qi.
[Oh my god, there’s a ghost in broad daylight.] 】
[Huh~ I was mistaken, it’s not a ghost.]
A closer look reveals it to be a ghost, but a quick glance reveals it is even worse than a closer look. 】
Squinting eyes, bulbous nose, mouse ears, sunken cheeks and thick lips. Even though Chi Qi had seen him many times, he was still physically disgusted by his ugliness, yueyueyue~
It is said that in order to find a partner for Zhou Lun, Zhou Huikang offered a sky-high bride price, and then every girl who went on a blind date gained the good quality of not being tempted by wealth and status.
[Curiosity kills the cat. I suddenly feel that watching him striptease is actually a punishment for me. 】
Chi Qi didn't like Zhou Xu, and he simply hated Zhou Lun.
The reason why his relationship with Zhou Xu was so bad was half because their magnetic fields were incompatible and they disliked each other, and the other half was due to Zhou Lun, who confuses right and wrong, fanning the flames and doing all kinds of evil.
Chi Qi showed disgust on his face, "I have claustrophobia and cannot contact Old Biden. I'm leaving first."
Zhou Lun's gut is connected to his brain, so he couldn't hear the indirect criticism at all, "You are the one who causes the most trouble every day."
He started to talk nonsense, "That's your long-lost brother. Tsk, so ordinary. It's true that people who grew up in remote areas always look poor."
In the matter of jointly boycotting Zhou Lun, the two of them surprisingly cooperated. Zhou Xu bluntly said, "You have two eggs under your eyebrows. You can only blink but not look. It is not your turn to comment on my family affairs."
Zhou Lun gritted his teeth and said, "What do you mean? I'm doing this for your own good. Do you know that if you stay with a poor person like your brother for too long, you'll get poverty sickness?"
Chi Wanglian caught the key words and automatically floated over, "Which sewer was not covered properly, allowing you to crawl out."
Chi Qi and Zhou Xu also opened fire.
"The rope will get tangled if it's too long, so why can't your tongue do the same?"
"Have you installed GPS? Are you clear about your location?"
"She looks really creative and lives really courageously."
The three mouths were like participating in a relay race, one after another, cursing him in different ways. Zhou Lun was outnumbered and had to flee in panic.
Chi Qi clapped his hands, holding his head high like a victorious rooster, "Not even a single blow can be made."
He turned around and prepared to sit down. Chi Wanglian asked, "Aren't you going to pursue the victory?"
"No."
Chi Wanglian scratched his head, "This doesn't seem like your style."
Chi Qi is unfathomable, "You will suffer for your own sins, and you will be punished by heaven."
"You are so weird, can't you speak human language?"
[My time is very precious, why use it to criticize him? Three yuan for a key, ten yuan for three keys? How many wheels does Zhou Lun have? 】
How many should I get? Are you saying bad words?
Xie Mu, who arrived a step late, felt a headache. After not seeing each other for a while, his fighting ability increased again?
[Besides, Zhou Lun will soon do a striptease while unconscious due to drug use, and then he will be locked up in a cell. I will just let him dance around for a few more minutes. 】
Taking drugs? Striptease?
The circle has become so chaotic.
Xie Mu's jaw dropped in shock. You know, in any novel set in my country, the protagonist would never touch □□ even if he was a □□.
Zhou Lun was so bold as to touch him. He was so shocked that he couldn't find the right words to describe it - to touch something that was not his due, wasn't that clearly courting death?
It’s the same as a birthday person eating arsenic - he thinks he’s lived too long.
Zhou Lun hid in the toilet. He ran away not because he was retreating, but because he noticed something strange in his body and wanted to take a "smart drug" urgently.
The treasure he bought from the retailer had very magical effects.
He tremblingly took out a small paper bag from his pocket, pinched out a small white pill and put it into his mouth.
Every time after taking the medicine, he would feel like he had ascended to a fairyland. While everything before his eyes seemed like a dream, his body also felt extremely happy.
When the climax fades away, you will become more alert and sharp-eyed, and both your intelligence and talent will be greatly improved.
A few days ago, he took great pains and spent a high price to get the latest model. The other party vowed that the effect would be better and would bring unexpected benefits.
Zhou Lun leaned against the wall, slowly waiting for the drug to take effect. When he got out, he wanted to let those little bastards see how powerful he was.
The thoughts in my mind gradually became blurred, and the melodious background music disappeared from my ears.
Half a quarter of an hour later.
"Well..." He covered his mouth and began to speak incoherently, "It's so hot."
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