Chapter 91
Go back half an hour.
Jiang Bieshan came out of the shower and saw the person on the bed wrapped up tightly. He raised his eyebrows and asked kindly, "You're covered so thickly, aren't you hot?"
Lu Jinyue turned his head to face him, "What do you know? I'm taking precautions. I feel uneasy sleeping with an immoral person, so of course I have to take protective measures in advance."
Jiang Bieshan nodded and said, "Okay, as long as you are happy."
Why does this sound so harsh?
Lu Jinyue wanted to scold him, so he really did.
Jiang Bieshan said lazily, "I still miss you when you were little, you would call me brother softly, unlike now, you always find ways to find fault with me and scold me..."
Before he could finish his words, Lu Jinyue interrupted him angrily, "You deserve it. Look for the problem in yourself. Why don't I scold others but you?"
Jiang Bieshan looked at him deeply and deliberately misinterpreted his meaning, "I understand. I am very special in your heart and a one-of-a-kind existence."
Lu Jinyue was shocked by his shamelessness, "Stop disgusting me."
Then he punched the bed hard as a threat.
The right side was slightly sunken, and that was where Jiang Bieshan lay down. Feeling the tension of the people around him, he smiled and said, "I suggest you sleep tonight, preferably with one eye open."
Lu Jinyue turned his body sideways, too lazy to look at the annoying guy. He opened the software and started watching videos. The network was a little stuck and the picture froze for a few seconds before loading. He glanced at it casually, and after seeing the content clearly, he felt sick.
He was simply disgusted, because this was a couple-oriented video edited by him and Jiang Bieshan. He didn't wear headphones, and the sound was played out loud. A rather excited sweet female voice sounded, "Ahhh, my family, I'm dying! This episode of the variety show is full of sweet moments. Shanyao and Lu Yuanchao have so many interactive details. The cabinet door can't be blocked anymore..."
Just a few short sentences made Lu Jinyue's brain crash.
What what what? What the hell? What the hell is the long and remote mountain?
He can recognize these Chinese characters when they are separated, so why can't he understand them when they are put together?
The video finished playing unknowingly, and Lu Jinyue beside him teased him, "I didn't expect that you have a hobby of watching our couple videos in private?"
"What!?" Lu Jinyue pointed at himself, "You and I are a couple? Is this world crazy?"
There was absurdity and disbelief in his eyes, and what shocked him even more was that a line of small words appeared above the video title: People near you are also watching.
Who is the tasteless person who is doing this? ! !
Jiang Bieshan looked down at him and asked calmly, "Does being a couple with me offend you?"
Lu Jinyue panted heavily, "It's more than an offense, it's a great humiliation for me!"
He was so angry that he slammed heavily on the bed.
Although he had expected this, Jiang Bieshan's mood inevitably became very bad. He said in annoyance, "Then show me your ID card and blow up the topic."
Lu Jinyue rolled his eyes at the sky, "Why do you want me to show my ID? If you don't like to blow yourself up, I won't be a bad guy."
Besides, anyone can ship the couple freely. They can ship them if they want to. As long as they don’t dance in front of him, he will pretend not to know.
After Lu Jinyue comforted himself, he long-pressed the video and clicked "not interested". However, he didn't expect that after watching it once, "The Mountains Are Far Away and the Road Is Long" would haunt him like a ghost.
He suddenly remembered a small detail that he had overlooked. Among the four words "the mountain is far away and the road is long", the word "mountain" comes first and the word "road" comes third. Why is Jiangbieshan ranked ahead of him?
Wait, that's not right! According to the current tradition of naming CPs, isn't he the one below...
Lu Jinyue's face turned completely green. It was fine if these people just randomly shipped the couple, but why did they take it upon themselves to think that he was the one below! ?
In just a few minutes, he experienced a series of level-ups.
Lu Jinyue was about to explode, sparks flashed in his eyes and his blood rushed to his head. He couldn't accept the fact and punched the bed.
With a creaking sound, Jiang Bieshan, who was lying beside him, was stunned. "Is it an earthquake?" He hurriedly got out of bed and put on his shoes. "What are you doing standing there? Run!"
Instead of moving, Lu Jinyue pulled up the quilt and covered himself completely.
Jiang Bieshan couldn't understand his series of actions until he looked down -
He understood. It was not an earthquake but the bed collapsed.
Lu Jinyue clutched the quilt tightly, too ashamed to face anyone. It might as well be an earthquake. He would rather die from a natural disaster than die socially. If the news got out, how many people would secretly blame him?
*
After a long phone call, Chi Qi was in a good mood and hummed a little tune as he walked back. Halfway through, he caught sight of two figures walking hurriedly and with suspicious movements.
He lowered his voice and said, "I saw the director and the production crew. They were not sleeping in the middle of the night. What were they going to do?"
Xie Mu didn't know, so he guessed randomly, "You can't just go and catch a thief, right?"
"Catch the thief?" Chi Qi's eyes lit up. "Catching the thief is good. I want to be brave and do what is right and be a caring citizen!" After finding a suitable reason for himself, he followed his heart.
Xie Mu was powerless to stop him, so he could only advise, "Just take a look from a distance, don't get too close, be careful not to get hurt by mistake."
Chi Qi's soul had already drifted away, and he said perfunctorily, "I know my limits."
"......"
Do you believe what you say?
Niu Kulu hurried over wearing light and comfortable slippers. The cool breeze made his mind extremely clear, and he realized the truth: why the feeling of stepping on shit is used to describe shoes, it is more appropriate to use it to describe his variety show.
He said haggardly, "Can't you just be quiet and let me get some good sleep?"
Can he press the pause button on his life? He wants to slow down.
Lu Jinyue's hair was disheveled and he kept his eyelids drooped without saying a word. He couldn't afford to lose face, so he thought of sleeping on the floor for a few nights. However, Jiang Bieshan refused to agree and insisted on notifying the director.
Now, everything is lost, inside and out.
Jiang Bieshan cleared his throat and said, "In order for us to have a good sleep, we have to sacrifice your sleep time."
Okay, I'd rather die than let my friend die, right?
Niu Kulu wished he could turn into a giant octopus and slap the guy eight times at once.
Behind the window, a furry head was looming.
"Did you know about Lu Jinyue and Jiang Bieshan? The bed in their room collapsed." Chi Qi reported in real time, exclaiming, "Oh my God! What on earth did they do?"
Xie Mu recounted, "Oh my God, what on earth did I do?"
Chi Qi continued to look out, "It looks like a fierce battle has taken place!"
Xie Mu thought without any emotion, "Yes, it must be very intense."
Chi Qi complained dissatisfiedly, "Are you essentially a repeater?" He emphasized seriously, "Mark the key points! Must be tested! Don't imitate my way of speaking! Plagiarism is prohibited!"
Xie Mu laughed softly. His voice was low and sounded particularly pleasant in the night. In addition, his deliberately low voice made it sound inexplicably tender. "Okay, I will abide by the rules."
A light breath seemed to come through the receiver.
Chi Qi's ears were numb and began to feel hot. "Candidates are prohibited from bribing examiners with their beauty! If you do it again, you will be expelled from the examination room and your paper will be marked zero."
Xie Mu, "..."
I'm addicted to acting.
Chi Qi murmured with regret, "I wish I had been under the bed at that time."
Xie Mu changed the topic, "Well, I wish you were in my bed now."
Chi Qi, "???"
Can you say that again?
Xie Mu said confidently, "You said that I should not learn to talk like you."
"Then I didn't ask you to be a hooligan!" Chi Qi said, "I thought you were a good and decent person before, but it turns out you were just pretending. You are actually a beast in human clothing!"
Xie Mu responded with four words, "He who keeps company with ink becomes black."
Chi Qi retorted, "I see that you have revealed your true colors. You are full of tricks, and you are sweet-mouthed but treacherous..."
He was busy arguing with his boyfriend. After losing the argument, he squatted on the ground in anger, picked up a branch and drew circles to curse the other person. He had no time to pry into other people's private affairs.
Inside the house, Niu Kulu called the owner of the farm house.
Lu Jinyue took the initiative and shifted the blame, "Your bed is of poor quality. I was sleeping soundly when it suddenly collapsed and I sprained my waist."
The boss apologized repeatedly, "I'm sorry, these beds are really old. I was planning to replace them some time ago, but something happened at home and I was delayed. There is a vacant room in the east. Please stay there for one night. The new beds will arrive tomorrow. I'm really sorry for the inconvenience. I will compensate you."
Now that the matter had been resolved, Lu Jinyue and Jiang Bieshan had no choice but to grab their belongings and move to the east.
Niu Kulu asked the staff to go back first, and stayed alone to negotiate with the boss for a few more words. After confirming the subsequent itinerary, he breathed a sigh of relief and prepared to turn around and leave.
As soon as he turned his head, he was caught off guard by a human head floating in the air. There was a faint green light emanating from its surroundings, but his face was blue, and its outline was distorted and strange.
The wind blew across his spine, bringing a chill, as if a ghost was hiding in the dark and peeping at him.
Niu Kulu's face turned pale, he was terrified to the extreme, his legs were even weaker than when he saw Kuangye fall off the roof in the afternoon, and he kept swearing, "Damn, damn, ghost! Ghost! There is a ghost!"
The fallen leaves were picked up by the wind, dancing wildly in the air, and then disappeared.
Chi Qi was frightened by him and stood up with a shudder. He held his neck stiff and dared not look back, then screamed, "Ahhhhh, don't come over here! Help!"
Xie Mu tried to comfort him, "There are no ghosts in the world..."
Chi Qi simply couldn't listen. Combined with the horror movies he had seen, he imagined the contents and frightened himself to death. He couldn't help but shiver, and his back felt hot.
The ghost's voice sounded familiar, as if I had heard it during the day.
Niu Kulu bravely turned on the flashlight on his mobile phone, and with the light, he could see the face of a person not far away. It turned out to be his variety show guest.
The last time I felt so speechless was last time.
Niu Kulu covered his chest, like a frightened bird, "Dad, don't you see what time it is? Why are you wandering around instead of staying in your room?"
Chi Qi scratched his head with lingering fear, "Ah? Is there still a curfew for filming variety shows?"
"Yes, you must turn off the lights after ten o'clock, be quiet when you enter the room, and sleep when you get into bed."
Niu Kulu had a smile on his face, but he was thinking, "Mmmm, I should have locked you all in the room. Each one is more annoying than the other. I want to abuse you all the more if I catch you alone."
After being frightened by accident, the two had no desire to chat and parted ways without even saying good night.
The old saying that curiosity kills the cat is indeed true.
After Chi Qi was stimulated, his sleepiness disappeared without a trace. He tossed and turned in bed, unable to sleep all night. He couldn't sleep himself, and he also domineeringly demanded that his boyfriend not sleep either.
[Chi Qi]: With my schedule, it would be a shame not to have an overseas relationship.
[Xie Mu]: Then I will go abroad tomorrow?
[Chi Qi]: It doesn’t have to be that troublesome. Just change the picture to a foreign handsome guy so that I can feel more involved.
[Xie Mu]: Should I praise you for being thoughtful?
[Chi Qi]: It’s just so-so. I really envy you for having such a good partner.
[Xie Mu]:. . .
[Xie Mu]: Tired, I'm going to sleep (smile.jpg)
[Chi Qi]: Go to sleep, your health is the most important.
[Chi Qi]: I just need to change to a better body.
[Xie Mu]: You are really good at talking. Speak less next time.
[Chi Qi]: Cat and cat.jpg
[Xie Mu]: Cats don't laugh.jpg
Xie Mu decided to go to bed, but when he pulled up the quilt, he felt it was a little short, so he kept adjusting the quilt. However, no matter how he adjusted it, the quilt was always a little short.
He finally understood that when he was in a relationship with Chi Qi, this quilt would be like this.
Always surprised and always angry.
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