Chapter 112
After some trouble, I came out of the bathroom.
Chi Qi returned to his original well-behaved state, sitting blankly at the head of the bed, motionless, only blinking occasionally, looking like a good student who was listening attentively.
However, Xie Mu knew clearly that this was only a temporary, superficial illusion. After being quiet for a while and letting people relax their vigilance, he would become even more noisy.
The thought of coaxing Chi Qi to sleep quickly flashed through Xie Mu's mind. After thinking about it for a while, he decided to go downstairs and cook a bowl of sobering soup first.
Otherwise, he was afraid that Chi Qi would wake up with a headache the next morning and then howl in his ear for a long time.
Before leaving, he worriedly instructed, "I'll go make you some hangover soup, just sit here and don't move."
Fortunately, after getting drunk, I was just unconscious and a little dizzy, but not to the point of feeling uncomfortable.
Chi Qi raised his head and looked in the direction where he was standing. His eyes were like beautiful glass soaked in water. He nodded, "Okay, go ahead."
After taking out the necessary ingredients from the refrigerator, Xie Mu took out a small knife.
Leaving the drunk Chi Qi alone in the room, he always felt uneasy, so he was thinking about the other person every minute downstairs.
Hangover soup is not difficult to make. Wash the apples and oranges, cut them into strips, put them in a pot and cook for about ten minutes, then add honey.
After turning off the fire, Xie Mu went upstairs with the sobering soup. After opening the door, he found Chi Qi with half of his body leaning on the pillow. His long eyelashes drooped, casting a small shadow on his eyelashes. In just a short while, he fell asleep.
He slowed down his pace, walked to the bedside, lowered his eyes, and stared at it quietly for a long time.
The light in the room was not bright, but very soft, shining on Chi Qi's face, creating a halo for him.
Before Xie Mu could finish wondering whether to wake the person up, the person on the bed woke up on his own.
Chi Qi opened his eyes, and his vision was blurry at first. After a while, he could see clearly the person standing in front of him. He was a tall man. "Who are you?"
Just three simple words caught Xie Mu off guard. What kind of plot is this? Why does it feel like it's more serious than before?
Chi Qi sat up straight, pulled up the pillow to block in front of him, and asked nervously, "Why are you in my room?"
After thinking for a few seconds and coming up with no answer, he looked up blankly at the room in front of him. Where was this? Why doesn't he have any impression at all?
Xie Mu was unsure of what was going on with him, so he followed his words and replied, "You are drunk. I'm here to bring you some sobering soup."
After saying this, he handed the hangover soup in his hand forward.
Wisps of hot steam rose from the white porcelain bowl, and the air was filled with a sweet smell.
Chi Qi took the white porcelain bowl and stepped back cautiously, but he drank the hangover soup anyway. After finishing it, he returned the empty bowl to Xie Mu and unceremoniously ordered him to leave, "You can leave now."
Xie Mu said softly: "Just lie down on the bed and I'll leave."
It's not that he likes to nag, but he is really worried that Chi Qi will perform a big show in Heaven as soon as he leaves.
It would be fine if it only bothered him, but it would be bad if he accidentally scared others.
The difficult thing is that Chi Qi didn't listen to what he said at all, and paid attention to strange things. "Just talk, don't pay so much attention to me, I have a boyfriend."
Xie Mu didn't bother to argue with the drunkard, and said in a gentle voice: "I am your boyfriend."
Chi Qi raised his head and tried to open his misty eyes to look at the strange man, "I don't believe it. You said you are my boyfriend. Do you have any evidence?"
[Don't think that just because you are good-looking and perfectly meet my aesthetic standards, I will trust you unconditionally. I am a principled person. 】
Xie Mu never thought that there would be a day when he would need to prove himself. "What evidence do you want?"
Chi Qi cast a contemptuous look at him, thinking that this good-looking man was a fool with nothing but a pretty face. "Of course I want evidence that you are my boyfriend."
[Such an easy-to-understand sentence, can't you understand it? 】
All previous efforts were wasted. Xie Mu was hurt by his words, and these words emerged in his mind.
The status that he had worked so hard to get disappeared just because of a few glasses of wine. He let out a light sigh, the desire in his heart stirring, and he bent down and kissed Chi Qi's lips.
A strong sense of oppression and familiarity came over him, causing Chi Qi to momentarily forget to ask further questions. He subconsciously opened his mouth and raised his head to respond.
In order to get more compensation for mental damage, Xie Mu entwined his tongue with hers and kissed her deeper.
The sticky sound of water was heard, and Chi Qi became even more dizzy. He uttered a vague moan and grabbed the pillow on his right hand side. Soon, many wrinkles appeared on the cartoon pattern printed on the pillow.
After the kiss, Xie Mu raised his head slightly, and their lips parted. Then he asked, "Would you let someone who is not your boyfriend kiss you?"
"you……"
"You're not my boyfriend at all!" Chi Qi struggled to break free from his embrace, yelling loudly, "I remember now, I've been married for several years, how could I have a boyfriend?"
He spoke incoherently, and now he was in trouble. His situation became even more out of control.
[It is impossible for a person to have a husband and a boyfriend at the same time, so the man in front of me must be pretending to be my boyfriend! 】
Chi Qi believed that his reasoning was correct, and made a serious request, "No matter who you are, get out of here as soon as possible."
Perhaps it was because he tasted the wine in Chi Qi's mouth that Xie Mu also became a little tipsy. He did not choose to continue to comfort him, but instead started to argue with him in a rare manner, "You are not of legal age, so you can't get married."
If I want to get married again, I can only marry him.
Chi Qi insisted, "I am married. I remember that I got married on June 20th, and I have a marriage certificate. If you don't believe me, I'll show it to you."
Facing the burning gaze, he began to search the bed. He first took away the pillow, but didn't find it. He then turned over the quilt, but there was nothing underneath.
Chi Qi looked at the mattress and frowned, thinking, and came up with a logical reason. It must be that he hid the marriage certificate too deep and too secretly, which led to his inability to find it.
Yes, that's it.
However, when he completely lifted up the mattress and still found nothing, his expression finally changed, "Where's the marriage certificate? My marriage certificate is gone, this is hell!"
If you found the marriage certificate, that would be really weird.
There is no physical evidence, so it’s time to face reality, Xie Mu thought, but Chi Qi hit him hard again, "I want to call the police to find my marriage certificate!"
He took out his cell phone and pretended to press a number, then paused for a moment and looked up to ask, "What's the police number?"
Xie Mu, "..."
Fortunately, I didn't think clearly at that time and really called the police, otherwise I would have been extremely embarrassed.
Xie Mu snatched the phone away, and before Chi Qi could react, he spread out the quilt to wrap him up, circled him twice, and pressed him on the bed.
"sleep."
The tone was rare and rather hard. Chi Qi felt that she was being bullied. She poked her head out from under the quilt and said reluctantly, "I lost my marriage certificate and my husband too."
He said with grievance, his eyes reddened, and he said sadly: "You have to compensate my husband."
Xie Mu, "..."
When will this farce end?
Xie Mu closed his eyes, opened them after a few seconds, and said helplessly, "Go to sleep first, and when you wake up, your husband will appear."
He prayed secretly, hoping that when he woke up tomorrow, you would not have any thoughts of escaping from the earth.
"I don't want it!"
Chi Qi looked at the man in front of him. The more he looked, the more he felt that he was very handsome, with broad shoulders and long legs. He got out of the quilt and pounced on him, "Since you lost my husband, then you should pay for it with your body."
He turned from an alcoholic to a sex addict in a second.
Xie Mu grabbed him with one hand and threatened in a low voice, "If you move again, I will tie you up."
The threat worked. Chi Qi shrank back as if he was afraid, but soon tears welled up in his eyes. Xie Mu let go of his hand almost the moment he saw it.
Chi Qi, now free, started a new round of throwing tantrums, "I'm so hot."
He kicked away the remaining half of the quilt and began to tear off his clothes, pulling the collar down hard. After pulling it down, he felt that it was not cool, so he grabbed the hem of his clothes and pulled it up, revealing his fair belly. "I feel so hot, did you drug me?"
He stumbled and lost his temper, "What did you put in the hangover soup you gave me?"
Xie Mu moved his eyes to the white porcelain bowl and was silent for a long time, "I added water, apples, oranges, and honey."
When Chi Qi heard that they were all normal ingredients, he asked curiously, "Didn't you drug me?"
Xie Mu didn't want to take any blame, "No."
Chi Qi put his fingers together in a fan shape and fanned himself a few times, his plump, rosy lips opening and closing, "Then why do I feel hot?"
Alcohol is really harmful. It not only paralyzes people's nerves and infinitely amplifies people's emotions, but also makes a person's brain circuits extremely strange.
At this moment, Xie Mu wanted to dig the drunkard's head open. He picked up the remote control on the table, lowered the temperature by two degrees, and asked, "Is it still hot?"
"hot!"
The words were sonorous and powerful, giving Xie Mu a headache. "Just bear with the heat and don't take off your clothes."
"I have a way." Chi Qi said for no reason, "You are angry now."
[Anger turns into a refrigerator that emits cold air, and the temperature in my room drops by ten degrees. 】
Xie Mu just felt absurd, exhaled deeply, and said again: "Go to sleep."
Chi Qi was talking to him frequently, immersed in his own script, and said with a firm heart and a resounding voice: "I will not give in. I want to take a cold shower. Even if I am drugged, what does it matter?"
"Did you think you could take me down by drugging me?"
Chi Qi started to make a scene, "I don't want to sleep! I want to take a shower!"
After arguing for a few minutes, Xie Mu resigned himself to his fate and went to drain the water for him.
Chi Qi was waiting behind him. After he put the water in, he said with disdain, "Why is it hot water?"
He is taking traditional Chinese medicine, and people who take traditional Chinese medicine cannot take a bath in hot water!
Xie Mu stretched out his hand and put it in the water, saying calmly, "It's so cool."
Chi Qi, "?"
Really?
In the end, he managed to trick Chi Qi with his poor acting skills. Xie Mu turned and left, but did not close the door completely, leaving a gap. "Call me anytime."
Chi Qi lay comfortably in the bathtub, soaking in it and planning to add some more water.
But he fiddled with the oddly shaped button for a long time, but no water came out.
Remembering what Xie Mu said that he could call him anytime, he shouted, "Hey! Come in, I have something to talk to you about."
The bathroom door was pushed open, and Xie Mu appeared in neat clothes, "What happened again?"
"This bathtub is broken. No matter how hard I press it, no water comes out. Please fix it."
Xie Mu rolled up his sleeves and bent down, "Where did you press before?"
"Here." Chi Qi turned the button ninety degrees and poked it with his finger. "Look, it didn't bounce when I poked it here..."
Crash——
The shower head above his head immediately sprayed out large streams of cold water. The water was huge and the temperature was icy, and it all hit Xie Mu.
Chi Qi failed to take a cold shower, but Xie Mu succeeded in taking one.
In an instant, Xie Mu's clothes were all wet, his shirt stuck to his body, and water drops began to slide down from his forehead, slid straight to his chin, and then dripped into the palm of Chi Qi's hand.
Chi Qi caught the drop of water, clenched his fist and then opened it, and the water drop disappeared. He stretched out his finger and poked the man's body in front of him. It felt quite good and elastic, so he poked again.
Turn off the shower head and the sound of water stops.
Xie Mu lifted up his wet hair, feeling a deep sense of powerlessness deep in his heart. He couldn't help but reflect on himself and wondered if he had done anything bad recently, or if he had done too few good things.
Chi Qi was completely unaware of what he had done, and muttered quietly, "It's amazing, I feel the temperature around me has dropped." He looked up and asked, "Are you venting cold air?"
Xie Mu did not answer. He had lost all his strength and means. He bravely poured the hot water and left in a hurry.
After Chi Qi came out of the bathroom after taking a bath, the bedroom was very quiet.
Xie Mu stood in front of the bed. After taking a quick shower and changing his clothes, he returned and made the bed for Chi Qi, which he had messed up.
Hearing footsteps coming from behind him, he said unceremoniously, "Lie down on the bed now."
"oh."
Chi Qi followed the instructions obediently, took off his shoes and lay on the bed, "And then?"
The room became dark; the lights were turned off.
The mattress next to him sank, and Xie Mu fell over him, "Then close your eyes and go to sleep. Don't make any noise, and don't move. If you move again, I will really tie you up."
"I have one last word."
"you say."
So Chi Qi spoke very sincerely, "Can you move a little further out? You're pressing down on my invisible wings."
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