Chapter 95
As a popular female star, Chi Sulu has been surrounded by quite a lot of controversies. There are many people who like her, but there are also many people who dislike her. The popularity brought by the two live broadcasts has made her repeatedly ranked at the top of the hot searches.
Ordering a male model is not an unforgivable capital crime, and even bad artists are still doing well in the entertainment industry, and passers-by who are just there for fun are too lazy to waste their energy on holding her back.
In addition, she is really good-looking, and there is no other meal substitute like her. She is generous in her daily life and often gives money away. Most of the netizens who surf the Internet at the forefront have received red envelopes from her.
Therefore, netizens are quite tolerant of her, but for a long time, she could not avoid being made fun of.
But since he is a public figure, it is normal for him to be teased. As long as it does not hurt the person involved, there is no harm in making fun of him.
As long as you are happy, everything else comes second.
【Thai pants are hot! It’s so fun to play your own jokes! 】
Chi Qi had a good attitude. After all, it was not him who had the accident. He then went on to diagnose and treat the illnesses of the netizens who were connected to the network. He completed the live broadcast task assigned by the program team on his own.
When it was over, he looked outside the house and found that Chi Sulu still hadn't come back.
Seeing that it was almost time for dinner, Chi Qi became anxious. He took out his cell phone to send a message to remind everyone, but after waiting for a long time, he received no reply. He guessed that the phone was on silent mode.
There was no other choice, Chi Qi had to go look for his missing sister.
He hummed all the way.
[It’s time to eat!] I want to eat! I want to eat! It’s time to eat! 】
Chi Sulu is not as open-minded as Chi Qi, she has the burden of being an idol.
At this moment, she felt as miserable as a beggar who had worked hard for three days to beg for food. She finally got a steamed bun, but accidentally fell down. Not only did she lose her teeth, but the steamed bun also rolled into the stinky ditch. She felt powerless and had no strength to continue begging.
This variety show has left her with indelible memories and will be the last variety show in her life.
As she was singing emo songs, a harsh, off-tune song entered her ears.
Chi Qi saw a familiar voice from afar, trotted over happily, and tried to heal the soul with his beautiful singing, "Say bye bye to all the troubles, and say hi hi to all the happiness!"
He asked, "Sister, are you feeling better?"
Chi Sulu is disheveled in the wind: Listen to me saying thank you, because of you...
It must be said that her singing successfully made her forget the worries of social death, so in a way, she achieved her goal.
"The process is not important, as long as the result is right." In this regard, Chi Qi said proudly, "I just said that my voice has the power to convey smiles."
Chi Sulu said in a daze, "Yeah, your voice is a joke."
"???"
Chi Qi screamed, "Are you trying to piss me off?"
[I came out all the way to find you, and you treated me like this! Report to the central government! I will report it to the central government! 】
Chi Sulu's head was buzzing, "Stop making noise, leave me alone for a while."
How can that be? He is still waiting for dinner!
Chi Qi tried his best to persuade her, "Sister, eat whatever you want, don't care about other people's opinions. If someone laughs at you, just eat them all."
"......"
Chi Sulu asked, "What else do you care about besides eating?"
Chi Qi pushed his bangs to cover his left eye, and without warning began to act crazy, "The left eye is to forget you." He shook his head, and his bangs moved to the other side, "The right eye is to remember you."
He swayed from side to side as if he had suddenly fallen ill, his eyes blurry. "I remembered you, and then forgot you. They all called me King. Maybe we should never have met."
Chi Sulu closed her eyes in despair so as not to see the crazy Chi Qi again.
If she is guilty, please let the law punish her instead of letting her have a brother who has seizures from time to time.
After Chi Qi finished his madness, he straightened his expression and said seriously, "Princess, please have dinner."
[Eat, eat, eat. If you don’t eat, you will have hungry dreams at night. Besides, everyone is waiting for you! Now that things have come to this, don’t worry about it anymore and just eat! 】
It's not a big deal if you don't eat, but it's wrong to delay other people's meals. Chi Sulu didn't want to be tortured anymore, "Eat, eat, eat, let's go."
My ears finally quieted down.
When I returned to the house, the production crew had already cooked the meal and the aroma was fragrant.
Seeing Chi Sulu appear, the people around the table looked at her with subtle eyes, but did not expose the matter. They knew the right measure and maintained a seemingly peaceful atmosphere.
Chi Qi glanced around and asked, "Why is there an empty seat?"
[Who is throwing a tantrum again?] Can we have dinner now? 】
Ye Man explained, "Lu Jinyue and Jiang Bieshan competed in picking oranges during the day. The bet was tonight's dinner. The loser couldn't eat."
The result was obvious. The person who was not in the room, Lu Jinyue, lost the game.
It's outrageous, but it's something these two people can do.
[What a noisy couple. Just lock them up and don’t bother others. ]
[I’ll say it a thousand times, CP is not a fan, and all the sugar you eat is fake, okay! It's such bad luck to be contaminated by maggots like you! My brother is a straight man, so please stop being so rude and get away from me! ]
[Isn’t the road too far to get to the mountain? It doesn't matter, everyone has their own taste. In this long journey of life, you will always meet people who share the same ideals as you and people who have different hobbies. We should respect differences and hope that everything goes well for you in the future. It is tasteless. ]
[Homophobia means being in the closet, scolding me means loving me. Maybe you haven't realized it yet, but you have been deeply bound to me without knowing it. Real passers-by will just swipe away instead of chasing you and scolding you. Congratulations on joining the pit. ]
[I need your opinion on whether I support a couple? Then what CP should I support? Just listen to your words. ]
The remaining few people looked at each other, not knowing whether they should start eating.
The guests looked at each other, at the sky and at the earth, but no one picked up their chopsticks.
Finally, it was Jiang Bieshan who spoke up, "Everyone, eat first. Just leave some food for him."
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Lu Jinyue didn't walk far, but he could still vaguely smell the aroma of food. His stomach growled twice, and then he covered his stomach out of guilt.
Then he said sullenly to the photographer who was following him diligently, "I'm not hungry."
He despised himself in his heart. No one asked him if he was hungry, so stop being so self-indulgent.
Lu Jinyue felt that his behavior was a true example of trying to cover up one's own faults, and he turned away in shame and anger.
Unexpectedly, the photographer nodded like he was doting on a child and said, "You're not hungry."
“…”
It’s better not to say anything.
Lu Jinyue broke the stagnant atmosphere and said sympathetically, "Stop taking pictures of me. Go eat."
The photographer touched his nose and cruelly told the truth, "I ate it in advance."
Lu Jinyue turned his face away again, still not learning his lesson and being too sentimental again.
His body seemed to be hollowed out, and hunger was like a huge whirlpool that attracted all his attention.
In fact, Lu Jinyue had regretted it a long time ago, but he couldn't bring himself to surrender to Jiang Bieshan's annoying face. Not only in this life, but also in the next life!
He kicked the stones in annoyance and secretly cursed Jiang Bieshan a thousand times in his heart.
As the saying goes, when you are surrounded by mountains and rivers and think there is no way out, you will find another village when you look up.
When I was filled with despair, I heard intermittent shouting from afar, "Mantou, Mantou."
The steamed buns are here to sell, they are big, fragrant and soft steamed buns.
Lu Jinyue ignited a spark of hope. The bet stated that he would not eat the meals prepared by the program team, but there was no rule that he could not buy them himself.
It is reasonable for him to buy steamed buns to eat.
Lu Jinyue waved his hands happily, "Here! Here! Come here!"
The figure gradually approached, and the energetic old man came in front of him.
Both of them looked at each other with hope.
The old man squinted his eyes and looked around, then asked in confusion, "Where's the steamed bun?"
Lu Jinyue looked at his empty hands and asked, "Where are the buns?"
What's going on?
The old man got angry and asked, "Why did you call me if you didn't see the steamed buns?"
Lu Jinyue was confused and asked, "If you don't sell steamed buns, why are you shouting about steamed buns?"
Selling steamed buns? The old man suddenly realized what was going on. He clapped his hands and said, "My dog's name is Mantou. Have you seen my dog?"
After all the fuss, Lu Jinyue was disappointed and said, "I didn't see it."
He suddenly realized that he didn't particularly want to eat steamed buns, and also, he should not name his dog Mantou next time.
[It turns out that joy can instantly turn into disgust, and the two look at each other with only disappointment. ]
[If the frequencies are different, running in both directions is useless. ]
[But the old man’s voice really sounds like that of a man selling steamed buns made from old-fashioned dough. ]
[Huh? It’s the old man from this afternoon. Hello, old man. Nice to see you again. ]
[Uncle, are you here to give me some local specialties? What about local specialties? Why didn’t I see it? ]
[I know, the local specialty was hung around the dog's neck, and then the dog ran away. ]
After Chi Qi filled his stomach and was about to go back to have an in-depth conversation with his bed, he saw a handsome, majestic-looking wolf on the road that looked like Big Bad Wolf.
His eyes were full of love, and he used the almighty dog-calling method, "Xiu Gou~ Xiu Gou~ slurp slurp, slurp slurp slurp."
No dog can resist the "suck, suck, suck", so if there is one, just squat down and continue to "suck, suck, suck".
Chi Qi spread out his palms, showing 100% sincerity, and spoke in a pinched voice, "Xiu Gou~Xiu Gou~Handsome Xiu Gou, come here and let me touch you."
[What a cute baby, which trafficker kidnapped you? I miss you so much that I only eat three meals a day. If you are willing to go home with me, I would be willing to drive a luxury car and live in a mansion! 】
Before he could hook up with the dog of his dreams, Xiu Gou's owner showed up.
Lu Jinyue had nothing to do anyway, so he decided to do a good deed and help the old man find steamed buns.
According to the old man, the cat named Mantou ran away from home because he scolded him and he got angry.
It was the first time that Lu Jinyue knew that dogs could have tempers. He was surprised and asked, "Is this dog a spirit?"
The old man stood with his hands behind his back and said calmly, "The dog just can't speak, but actually understands everything."
I walked aimlessly for a few minutes.
Lu Jinyue had excellent hearing and heard the sound of the dog being called. He walked in front to lead the way and soon met Chi Qi and a pretty and smart little dog at the corner. He must be Mantou.
It looked even prettier than a pet dog, so he asked curiously, "Uncle, what kind of dog is this?"
The old man glared at him angrily and said, "You are the stupid dog."
Lu Jinyue: “???”
Uncle, why are you repaying kindness with enmity and cursing people for no reason?
[His hearing is poor, but his attack power is extremely strong. ]
[Laughing, I slapped my Ferrari and four Nanfu batteries popped out. ]
[Just like me when I was doing reading comprehension in school. ]
[Is there a possibility that the uncle was not just making false claims, but simply wanted to scold him? ]
[! ! ! Opened up new ideas. ]
Lu Jinyue figured out the ambiguity in the words, "Uncle, you misunderstood. What I meant was, what kind of dog is your Mantou?"
The old man raised his head proudly, "Chinese rural dog."
There is no difference between saying it and not saying it.
Lu Jinyue said tactfully, "Uh...can you be more specific?"
The old man said, "Tusong dog."
The conversation ended here. The old man remembered the purpose of his visit. He unzipped the backpack on Mantou's back, took out a few sealed bags from it, and stuffed them into Chi Qi's arms. "My pickled mustard tuber is delicious to everyone who has eaten it."
He instructed, "Don't eat it all by yourself, leave some for your friends."
Chi Qi held the heavy pickled mustard tuber in his arms. To him, it was not just food, but also a reward for his kindness. He treasured it very much. "No problem, sir. I'll do the job. You can rest assured."
The old man looked at him suspiciously, patted Mantou's head and left.
In the transparent sealed bag, the pickled mustard tuber covered with red oil looked extremely tempting. Lu Jinyue's mouth was drooling and his eyes were dim. "Can you give me a bag?"
I'm so hungry and want to eat.
Chi Qi generously shared it with him, "Here, there's still hot rice in the rice cooker, you can eat with us."
Lu Jinyue was so moved that he burst into tears. This world is full of good people except for Jiang Bieshan, the android.
Chi Qi took a stroll, distributed the pickled mustard tubers, and happily lay down on the bed.
My phone dinged with messages. I opened it and saw that it was Xie Mu’s reading notes on “Love Brain Tutorial”.
The speed was quite fast. My boyfriend had strong execution ability. Chi Qi was very pleased. After reading the densely packed essay, he sent an emoticon package saying "I have read it".
The night seemed to be exceptionally long tonight. I was not sleepy at all, but the sword-selling man's heart was restless.
Chi Qi couldn't help but start typing.
[Chi Qi]: It’s late at night, I feel so lonely and miss men.
[Xie Mu]: Master Kang, Master Bao, Spicy Prince, Fatty Brothers...which one are you thinking of?
[Chi Qi]: Can’t I just think about you?
[Xie Mu]: No, please don’t. Something bad will happen if you think of me.
[Chi Qi]: As expected, I don’t know how to cherish after I get it! (Angry.jpg)
Xie Mu was already very good at coaxing people, so he sent him an emoticon of two kittens hugging each other, and attached a limerick saying "Don't be angry".
[Xie Mu]: If you don’t get angry when others are angry, then you will get sick from anger and no one can replace you.
Chi Qi was not really angry at first. He stared at the screen again and again, his heart achingly fluttering as he rolled from the head of the bed to the foot of it.
He grinned foolishly for a long while and typed rapidly.
[Chi Qi]: Do you want to try something fancy? (Stretch out your muscles and test.jpg)
Xie Mu knew there must be something fishy going on here, but he stepped in anyway.
[Xie Mu]: How many flowers are there?
[Chi Qi]: Give me some money to spend. Reach out.jpg
[Xie Mu]:. . . Where do you copy jokes every day?
Xie Mu was drinking water from the cup. He glanced down casually and saw the contents clearly.
"Ahem. Ahem."
It was so choking that I felt dizzy.
[Chi Qi]: You can copy jokes.
[Chi Qi]: Can you copy too?
Chi Qi relied on the fact that she was far away and her boyfriend couldn't crawl over through the Internet cable, so she flirted with him unscrupulously.
Xie Mu patted his chest lightly to calm himself down.
[Xie Mu]: When you come back, we’ll have a good talk.
[Chi Qi]: What to talk about? What do you want to talk to me about?
[Chi Qi]: There is nothing much to talk about between us except dating and marriage.
Xie Mu choked and couldn't continue the conversation.
Chi Qi never stops saying shocking things, which makes him always feel like he has unlocked the seal on the other party.
I adjusted it...but it didn't work.
[Chi Qi]: Don’t talk. That’s okay. I can change your note to “The other party is typing…”
Chi Qi sat up straight, he remembered something he had overlooked.
[Chi Qi]:! Does your promise still count? You said before that you would show me your abs! gwkk gwkk!
Xie Mu was very understanding and met his request.
[Xie Mu]: Of course.
[Chi Qi]: Look at the photos of my abdominal muscles.
[Chi Qi]: Forget it, just give me the video directly (人心黄黄.jpg)
As soon as I pressed send, Xie Mu cooperated and made a video call.
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