Chapter 70
I'm going to provoke you, you big-headed ghost! Filial son, do you know that you almost scared your father to death?
Father Chi thought he should put a box of quick-acting heart pills in his pocket in case of emergency. He asked again with lingering fear, "Are you okay?"
"It's okay." Chi Qi got up quickly, brushed off the dust on his clothes, and just took two steps forward when he stopped, "Hiss... My feet seem to hurt a little."
"Did you sprain it?" Chi's mother came over late and asked with concern, "Where does it hurt?"
Chi Qi shook his head and said uncertainly, "I don't know, it doesn't seem to hurt anymore."
Chi's mother was confused by him, "Does it hurt or not?"
Chi Qi thought for a moment and said, "Still."
A question mark popped up above Chi's mother's head, "?"
[Chosen "or" in the answer to "yes or no"... Smecta, mom, you may not believe it, but Wadasi really didn't mean it. 】
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She didn't even help the old lady passing by, but she admired her youngest son who was always making jokes. Mother Chi said unhappily, "Just bear with the pain and go back to sleep."
Chi Qi followed the advice and didn't take this little disturbance to heart. He jumped back into the room on one foot and quickly fell asleep on the soft and comfortable big bed. Then when he woke up the next day, he looked at his ankle which was swollen like a pig's hoof and fell into deep thought.
I seem to have gone too far.
He tried to put his feet on the ground, but he grimaced in pain before he could put any strength. Now, every step he took felt like he was walking on a knife edge. He really turned into a mermaid.
What's going on? Isn’t it said that dreams and reality are opposites? ! ?
Why is it different for him?
Chi Qi was puzzled and sighed quietly, feeling that he had a really bad fate, completely ignoring his own suicidal behavior.
If you can’t figure it out, don’t think about it. Don’t panic when something happens, just post it on your Moments first.
He put his two feet together, compared them and took a photo, with the caption: The kids in South Village bully me because I am old and weak, and they hit me on the stairs.
There are quite a lot of people online at this point. As soon as the update was posted, many people liked and commented on it.
[Father Chi]: This braised pig's trotter has no color and doesn't look delicious at all.
[Chi Qi]: ...Dad, is it possible that the thing in the photo is not a pig's trotter, but my injured foot?
[Chi’s father]: Ah? It turns out that I have reached the age where my eyesight is blurry. (soybean sweat.jpg)
[Chi’s mother]: Why is it so swollen?
[Chi Qi]: Mom, didn’t you tell me that I would be fine after a good night’s sleep? (crying.jpg)
[Chi’s mother]: I dare to say it, and you dare to believe it... Don’t you know whether it hurts or not? You'd better be more careful. I'm not at home now. Go to the medicine box and get the Yunnan spray. I'll come back and take you to the hospital.
[Chi Qi]: Mom, I can't walk(>
[Second sister]: Stupid brother! Just use Meitu XiuXiu to edit it.
[Chi Qi]: Second sister, please don’t build your happiness on my pain.
[Big Brother]: Will there be leakage if I prick it with a needle?
[Chi Qi]: No matter who you are, get out of my brother's body as soon as possible! Don’t blame me for not warning you. Be careful or I’ll ask a Taoist priest to take you away!
[Big Brother]: He is your real big brother, guaranteed.
[Chi Qi]: Wuuuu, brother, who did you learn this from to become bad?
[An Xun]: Quick! Boil water to remove hair.
[Chi Qi]:? ? ? If your eyes are not used anymore, you can donate them to people in need. Also, my friendship is over.
[An Xun]: Okay, let’s share the good times and delete each other’s difficulties.
No one in the court, whether civil or military, really cared about him.
Chi Qi lay exhausted on the bed and began to imagine himself as a lonely little fish, swimming alone in the bottomless sea. He flapped his arms, opened his calves to both sides at 90 degrees, and then straightened his legs with force. He believed that his posture was agile and his movements were standard enough to rival those of professional athletes.
However, when Xie Mu opened the door, what he saw was a strange posture. He slowed down his breathing and said hesitantly, "Are you practicing the Insect Combination Insect Mo Gong?"
[What is the power of insect combination?] I was clearly doing the breaststroke! 】
Chi Qi turned his head in anger. After seeing who it was, the first thing he blurted out was a question, "Why is it you?"
Why can't it be him? But if I leave for a few days, will my favorability be reduced to zero?
Xie Mu leaned against the door frame, raised his eyebrows and asked, "Then I'll leave?"
Chi Qi touched his nose, realizing that his words were a bit harsh, and said with a hum, "Since you're here, let's eat first before we leave." He asked awkwardly, "Why did you come back?"
"Because I saw someone on WeChat Moments who sprained his ankle, and I thought he might need my care."
So is it because of me that you came back? 】
Chi Qi looked at him with wide eyes, wanting to get a definite answer, but the other party avoided the topic and did not continue the conversation.
Xie Mu walked closer, bent down and took a closer look at the sprained ankle. It looked very scary against the white skin around it. "Can I help you walk? I'll take you to the hospital for a checkup."
Chi Qi's eyes dodged, "Not very good, I don't want to jump down the stairs on one foot, it's so tiring." He said meaningfully, "If there is a kind person willing to carry me, I think I will be very grateful to him."
So Xie Mu half-knelt on the ground resigned to his fate and said helplessly: "I'll carry you."
The back in front is wide, and just looking at it gives you a sense of security.
Chi Qi didn't bother to be polite with him. He decisively lay on top of him and cried loudly, "Wow, you're the only one who noticed my injury. I was just playing around with others, but I was really playing with you."
If he hadn't noticed the pair of hands groping his abdomen, he would have almost believed it. Xie Mu had a blank expression on his face, "Can you please not (pretend to) wipe your tears on my clothes while touching my abdominal muscles?"
[Poke, poke, poke. It feels so bouncy. I haven't touched it for a while, and it feels even better. Did you secretly go to the gym? (*'▽'*)】
Chi Qi pretended to be dumb, his hands moving non-stop, "I didn't, I just touched it accidentally, don't accuse me."
He even found a plausible excuse for himself.
[Scientifically proven, touching handsome male muscles every day can extend the average life span by 4-5 years, promote blood circulation, maintain physical and mental well-being, and improve aesthetics, so it’s not that I want to touch it, I just do it for the sake of my own health! Yes, that's right! 】
His hands became more and more dishonest. At first, they just touched him a few times lightly, but when he found that he did not stop, he boldly tried to lift his clothes.
Xie Mu's heart was filled with alarm. If he continued to touch it, he would be the only one to suffer. He had to think of a way.
When turning, he deliberately staggered and his body tilted unsteadily for a moment. It seemed very dangerous, but in fact his lower body was very stable. He was afraid that the person on his back would be startled and fall, so he deliberately used half of his hand to support the person.
As expected, Chi Qi was frightened. When he felt his body sliding down, he clamped his legs around Xie Mu's waist without hesitation, and then hugged his neck tightly, using all his limbs. He asked worriedly, "Can you still carry me? If not, put me down."
Rather than being lazy and nervous, he would rather get down and hop on one foot with all his effort.
Xie Mu curled the corners of his lips and teased him, "If you move again, I can't guarantee that you won't fall."
The person on his back was lying down properly, with his head hanging on his shoulder, looking a little annoyed.
Too much is as bad as too little. Xie Mu was just about to say a few words to comfort him.
[If you are not good at it, practice more!] If others can do it, why can't you? If it was the double-door security guard back then, he would definitely not have let me fall. 】
“…”
It's been so long, why are you still thinking about it?
Xie Mu's face darkened, and he exuded resentment.
For some reason, he felt a sense of powerlessness, like an 80-year-old left-behind man who carried 60 buckets of water to the village entrance under the scorching sun to water the vegetable seedlings, only to find out after watering that he had watered someone else's field, and then turned around to see that the vegetable seedlings in his own field had all dried up.
Chi Qi yawned and suddenly felt eerie. He raised his hand to block the dazzling sunlight. He didn't think much about it and just thought it was an illusion.
The hospital department is far away from the main gate.
For convenience, Xie Mu first found his wheelchair. When he put it in the utility room with his own hands a month ago, he never thought that this wheelchair would see the light of day again.
Chi Qi sat on it with great interest, touching it from left to right, with a curious expression, "It can be considered as making the best use of it."
Xie Mu wanted to say something but stopped himself. He opened his mouth but finally swallowed his words.
The air was filled with the smell of disinfectant, and the kind-looking doctor in a white coat asked, "Where does it hurt?"
Chi Qi replied obediently, "My feet hurt."
The doctor pinched a few spots tentatively, "How do you feel?"
Chi Qi blinked and said honestly, "I felt someone touching my feet."
The doctor choked and pushed him out, "Go get an X-ray first, and come back to me after you're done."
"oh."
Chi Qi was pushed by the nurse to do a check-up. Xie Mu took the form to the first floor to pay. There was no one in front and the film was taken very quickly. It would take a while for the film to come out. He was waiting in the corridor bored when someone patted his shoulder suddenly.
A pair of beautiful fox eyes came up to him and shouted exaggeratedly, "Hey, poor little thing, how did your foot get hurt?"
Chi Qi had an impression of him. He was the doctor who had flirted with him before. He felt happy to meet an old friend in a foreign land. "I accidentally fell down the stairs."
Ye Xing sighed softly, "You are too careless. It's only been a short time. How many times have you fallen?"
After he reminded him, Chi Qi counted carefully with his fingers. There were two serious casualties, and the rest were minor casualties, such as slipping, tripping over stones, left foot tripping over right foot, and falling on flat ground countless times.
A gentle and delicate voice sounded, guiding and persuading, "Did you find anything?"
“Yes.” Chi Qi nodded and said seriously, “When God wants to give a man a great responsibility, he must first make his mind suffer, his muscles and bones tired, his body hungry and his body empty…”
"Stop, don't recite the text to me, it gives me a headache." Ye Xing's eyes were indescribable, rubbing his fingertips, "Your symptoms are more likely to be incomplete development of the cerebellum and complete underdevelopment of the brain."
Chi Qi was indignant, "Are you polite?"
"Not polite." Ye Xing had a clear understanding and said calmly, "I was very polite before, but I was in a bad mood. Now I am not polite anymore, and I feel much better."
Chi Qi exclaimed, "Your mental state is very advanced."
Since the disappearance of his quality, life has indeed become much smoother. Ye Xing said modestly, "It's the same with you. You are no less capable than me."
After paying the fees, Xie Mu came back and saw Chi Qi chatting with a "sly-looking" man from afar. He was smiling happily. He clenched the papers in his hand and walked over with big strides.
Boom.
In the slightly noisy corridor, footsteps should not be audible, but the person who came seemed to be quite strong, so the stomping sound seemed abrupt.
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