Chapter 117
Shouldn't have started the conversation.
Chi Sulu tried to take a deep breath, suppressing the urge to beat his brother, and then turned his back, making it clear that he didn't want to see the man and the bear hugging each other tightly.
Against the backdrop of the man and the bear, her back looked lonely and forlorn.
[I am dying of laughter. Here is a song for Lu Jie: The world isolates me. Let it ridicule me. I just keep silent. I know what is good and bad. They are all gone.]
[Sorry, I laughed, and my merits are gone (Take out the wooden fish) (Knock the wooden fish) (Add merits) (Knock while laughing)]
[Chi Su Lu: Are you polite? Are you polite? .jpg]
Chi Qi had no sympathy for his sister's feelings at all, he was immersed in happiness, the corners of his mouth couldn't help but rise, he was so happy that he wanted to turn into a kitten and lie on the ground, rolling and kicking wildly.
But no, now that there was a camera, he couldn't be too unrestrained, he couldn't roll around, and he certainly couldn't do a set of military boxing into the air.
He could only go crazy in his heart.
[I want (a sunny and healthy run) (hurdles) (colorful radio gymnastics) (twisting the hula hoop) (floating in the wind) (happiness) (bathing in the sun) (energized) (increased appetite) (light steps)! ! ! 】
Ragdoll Bear: “…”
I didn’t eat any peanuts, so why did I get drunk for no reason?
After grabbing two more dolls, Chi Qi pulled the stuffed bear to the game console in the innermost area.
After all, the doll costume is heavy and will affect the speed to a certain extent. The game machines here are not like claw machines that only require a remote control lever to operate. These have several colorful buttons and pay more attention to reaction speed.
Chi Qi only opened the single-player mode. After playing a few rounds, he found that his luck was as bad as ever. He always lost at the last critical moment and almost squandered all his game coins.
It seems that he is really not suitable for playing games today.
Turning his head, Chi Qi saw the straight-looking stuffed bear. An idea came to his mind. He stretched out his hand and said, "Come here and let me have some of your good luck."
The broad bear paw tightly wrapped around his hand and held it for a long while before releasing it.
After getting some good luck, Chi Qi started a new game. He just wanted to give it a try, and he didn't even take this game as seriously as the previous ones. Unexpectedly, he turned the tables.
"!!!"
Chi Qi listened to the sound of game coins falling from the exit and looked at his palm in shock.
So magical?
Actually, you are not a ragdoll bear, but a lucky bear.
[Good luck! Pick up, pick up! ]
[Next, everything that happens will be good for me! ]
He picked up all the game coins, decided not to play any more, and returned to the lounge at the entrance with a full bag.
Niu Kulu moved a small stool and sat very close to a staff member, muttering in a very low voice. I don't know what he was giving instructions, but it was probably not a good thing.
Seeing this scene, Chi Qi's joy was somewhat diluted.
After sitting for a while, the guests came back one after another. On the contrary, the stuffed bear sitting next to him got up and walked out.
Chi Qi looked up in confusion, "?"
He reached out and grabbed the teddy bear's short tail, followed it for a few steps, and wanted to ask where the other party was going so that he could go too.
The ragdoll bear stopped and seemed to sigh. He first pulled out his tail, then crossed his hands in front of his chest and made a cross gesture.
It means you can't follow him.
After being stunned for a few seconds, Chi Qi slapped his head and suddenly realized, oh yes, he is not idle now, he still needs to record the variety show, he can't leave.
After coming to this conclusion, Chi Qi lowered his eyelashes, feeling sad in his heart and overwhelmed by the sentimentality of parting.
Then he came to his senses again and couldn't help spitting on himself.
[It’s over, it’s over. I’m going to be in love.] 】
【Isn’t it just a short separation? What is there to be reluctant about? Xiaoqi, Xiaoqi, at this age when you should be striving, you must not drown in love! 】
Chi Qi stepped back and sat down, watching the teddy bear's back as it left.
[The teddy bear left, and the brother's soul followed him. ]
[Hey, hey, hey, are you so reluctant to let go? ]
[We who were watching the live broadcast actually became the reason for the breakup of the young couple. ]
[Here’s a BGM for everyone: The last moment~ Actually we haven’t left yet~ I see your back getting farther and farther away~]
Just as he was feeling sad, his vision was mostly blocked - Chi Sulu walked in with Fu Boci.
Chi Sulu silently recited to herself that things will change, and she swept away her previous decline. She deliberately raised her clasped hands and shook them vigorously, showing her sweetness from all angles.
Unfortunately, after wandering around for a long time, the person she was showing off ignored her.
Chi Sulu, "..."
Miscalculated.
But it was not completely in vain, some people still suffered.
Fu Chenglin closed his eyes and complained in a low voice, "I'm like a dog on the side of the road, kicked for no reason."
It’s annoying enough not to see the person I like on variety shows, and it’s even more annoying when my own brother is right next to me in a show.
He turned his head and found that everyone was sitting in pairs. Even Xia Xianyin, who came with him, quickly became good friends with Meng Tianyu.
Looking around, he saw that Chi Qi was the only one who shared the same suffering as him, equally lonely. He immediately found the organization and felt a little comforted, "We are so miserable."
"Ah?" Chi Qi was confused, not knowing how Fu Chenglin came to this wrong conclusion, "I'm not miserable."
He is so happy.
Fu Chenglin thought he was just holding on and patted his shoulder, "We are all separated from the people we love, isn't that miserable?"
"We didn't break up." Chi Qi slowly told Fu Chenglin the cruel truth, "We were just together."
Just now, together?
Based on the fragments, Fu Chenglin pieced together the truth and asked quickly, "Is that stuffed bear your boyfriend?"
"Um."
Fu Chenglin felt even more miserable, it turned out that he was alone from the beginning to the end, and he was separated from the person he loved.
[Fu Chenglin: The clown is actually me. ]
[Wait wait wait! When did Fu Chenglin talk about it? Isn't he set up as a single person? ]
[They were dating a while ago. They never set up a single persona. They are outside the entertainment industry, and Fu Chenglin took the initiative to pursue her. He pursued her for a long time. I don’t know any other information. Fu Chenglin didn’t reveal anything. He is quite low-key in terms of relationships and has never hyped it up. ]
"Now we start the last part of today, which is also what everyone is most concerned about, dinner." Niu Kulu smiled, "I will give you two choices, one is to go out and buy food yourself, the other is to bid for the food provided by the program team."
"Bidding? Does it mean to see who bids the highest?"
"Yes." Niu Kulu nodded, pointed to the covered plate on the table and asked, "Do you want to guess what's inside?"
Chi Qi fell into the money eye, "If I guess right, will I get money?"
"No."
"Then don't guess."
Who would be willing to work without rewards?
“…”
Niu Kulu calmly continued, "Since no one is willing to guess, let's go straight to the revealing part to satisfy everyone's curiosity."
The staff came forward, lifted the lid and put it aside.
Niu Kulu introduced them one by one, "Food number one is two large steamed buns; food number two is two large bags of instant noodles with different flavors."
"The quantity is large and the food is served to your heart's content. This is a fair auction." He banged the hammer loudly, "The starting price for each serving of food is fifty yuan."
As soon as the price was announced, everyone was unwilling to accept it and started to criticize the director one after another.
"Aren't steamed buns one yuan each? Why are you charging a premium?"
"They only gave me steamed buns without even a bowl of porridge. I'm sure I'll choke to death if I eat it."
"How dare they charge such a high price for instant noodles without eggs or intestines? They are not even in a bucket, and they don't even give us a fork. How are we supposed to eat it? Should we eat it with our hands?"
“Are we still at developing country prices?”
Everyone was arguing with each other, except Chi Qi, who was rummaging in the shopping cart and took out a few bags of pickled mustard tubers. He found these things himself, and according to regulations, he could take the found goods away for free.
He interrupted out of place, "Do you want some pickled mustard tuber? Steamed buns with pickled mustard tuber are less choking to eat."
You can't not eat, so just make do with the meal.
Chi Sulu pushed him to the back and said, "Get out of the way. We are fighting for our rights. Don't make trouble."
"Stop arguing, stop arguing." Niu Kulu ran out from the crowd of guests, "If you think my prices are too high and you don't want to auction them, then you can go out and buy them yourself."
He complained, "If you hadn't raised the price of the car so high, would I have paid a premium?"
If he doesn't charge a premium and spend all the guests' money, where will he find something interesting to watch?
Chi Sulu rolled up his sleeves, "So it's our fault?"
“No, no, no.” Niu Kulu lacked confidence, his voice weakened, and he said tremblingly: “That’s not what I meant.”
The food court is not far from the mall, just a few minutes away. After discussing it, the few of them decided to be "self-reliant" and go out to buy food with their own money.
Anyone who wants to be the scapegoat can be the scapegoat, but they won’t do it anyway.
Anything you can buy with fifty yuan is better than two solid steamed buns and instant noodles.
The recording location chosen by the program team for this episode is an ancient town with a long history and culture, many scenic spots and historical sites, and special foods. There are endless tourists coming here every year.
The guests are currently at the outskirts of the ancient town. There are no attractions worth seeing nearby. In addition, it is not the peak season, so there are not many pedestrians on the street.
It was dark, and many colorful light bulbs were hung in the food street. Fireworks on the snack stalls were burning food, making sizzling sounds, and tempting aroma floated in the air, attracting passers-by to stop.
Every time he passed a stall, Chi Qi wanted to stop and buy some snacks, but he had too little money in his pocket. He touched the few thin bills and gave up.
Desserts, drinks, etc. were not available for selection, so the two tried hard to find food that was cheap and filling.
As he continued to walk inside, Chi Qi noticed a girl who was dressed fashionably and looked particularly sweet buying waffles.
What caught his attention was not the girl's good looks, but the photographer standing behind her and the particularly generous shop owner who was working in front of her.
The owner first squeezed a lot of cream on the waffles, then covered the left half with Oreo crumbs and chocolate sauce, and the right half was piled with various fruits.
It was already enough up to here, but the owner still felt it was not enough and kept adding more ingredients.
Combined with the program list hanging above, Chi Qi sighed, "It's worth it."
If he was not so short of money, he would have bought one to try.
"That girl seems to be a store blogger." Meng Tianyu followed his gaze and looked over. "If we were to buy it, we probably wouldn't give so much."
Chi Qi extracted the key information, "Will a blogger who visits a store give more?"
"Generally speaking, yes." Meng Tianyu explained, "Store bloggers will upload their videos to the platform for promotion. In order to attract customers, gain more traffic, and build a reputation to increase their own profits, the most direct way for the boss is to have a better attitude and give more."
It sounded like a mutually beneficial thing, and Chi Qi suddenly had an idea, "Then let's be store explorers too!"
When you are away from home, your identity is given by yourself.
It's not impossible. Meng Tianyu frowned and thought, "How can I become a store blogger?"
She is an actress and has starred in many dramas. If she had a character script for a store blogger, she believed she could act it out.
But the key point is that she has nothing, and even a good cook cannot cook without rice.
Let me ask: How can I quickly become a store exploration blogger in a short period of time?
Chi Qi, who had watched many store exploration videos, calmly opened his phone, found a few videos with a high number of likes, and learned on the spot, "They are all routines. Let's memorize a few common lines first."
Meng Tianyu leaned her head closer.
Ten minutes later, after watching the video three times, Chi Qi turned off his phone with confidence.
Meng Tianyu was still worried that he would reveal the truth, "Is it really possible?"
"Try it. Remember you are my assistant."
Chi Qi walked in front of the camera, clasped his hands together and begged, "Good evening, netizens in the live broadcast room, please help me, I will post some comments later, and cosplay as the fans of the store blogger."
[? How come our NPCs also have a role? ]
[This is my first time cosplaying as a fan of a store visiting blogger. I’m a little nervous. What should I say later? ]
[Can I add some drama to myself? ]
[No problem, just leave it to me and worry about it. ]
After giving all the instructions, everything is ready except for the east wind.
Chi Qi came to the stall marked with authentic multi-grain pancakes, raised his voice, and deliberately shouted loudly, "Are you ready?"
Meng Tianyu said: "It's a little dark, I'll add some light."
The boss, who was sitting on a stool playing with his mobile phone, heard the noise, raised his head, and was caught off guard by the dark camera. His heart skipped a beat.
What is going on?
From the corner of his eye, he saw his boss quietly adjusting his clothes. Chi Qi called out again, "Are you ready?"
Meng Tianyu, "I'm ready."
The goal was achieved, and Chi Qi recited the lines he had just memorized, "Today we are going to have a multi-grain pancake that many fans and friends asked me to try. It is delicious and has a large portion."
He asked politely, "Uncle, we are live streaming, is it convenient to film you?"
The boss stood up with a serious expression. It seemed like he had never encountered such a thing before. He didn't know where to put his hands. "Okay, I'll put on a mask first."
"I heard that your pancakes are delicious and large in size. I'm here today to find out for the 100,000 fans in the live broadcast room whether they are really delicious and large in size."
In order to increase credibility, Chi Qi interacted with the boss, "Boss, do you have any recommendations?"
Boss: "I recommend buying a family photo."
Chi Qi said proudly: "Okay, let's have a family photo."
The boss opened fire and asked tentatively while waiting, "What are you doing?"
"Oh, it's like this. I'm a blogger who has over a million fans online." Chi Qi introduced quickly, "A fan friend in the live broadcast room recommended your restaurant to me. He said that your restaurant is large in quantity and delicious, so I came here specially to buy one to taste."
"Let me show you our live broadcast room. It's quite popular, with people coming in every minute and every second."
Chi Qi took the phone that had been opened in advance, put it in front of his boss, and paused for a few seconds.
The barrage is very powerful and the coordination is seamless.
[This is the one. I recommend everyone to come and eat here. The boss gives very generous ingredients. ]
[I ate it once a long time ago and still remember it. ]
[Okay, I'll remember to go buy it when I have time. ]
The boss widened his eyes: "!!!"
Take another look at the number of people online in the upper right corner: 10w+
It’s really 10w+! No lie!
The heat was high enough, so Chi Qi took back his phone and emphasized again, "Uncle, I heard that our food is delicious and affordable, right?"
"Of course!" the boss replied with full energy. His hands kept moving, he used the batter to make a perfect circle and cracked three eggs.
After spreading the eggs evenly, I felt that I could add more, so the boss ate three more eggs.
Chi Qi was surprised, "Boss, can we have six eggs for the whole family?"
Is the family portrait a family of eggs?
The boss said cheerfully, "Eggs are nutritious, I'll give you four." He turned the pancake over and said, "How about sweet and spicy sauce? Onion, cilantro, and pickled mustard?
Chi Qi, who is not picky about food, said, "I'll eat anything, even spicy sauce."
The boss took note and, while brushing the sauce, took out double portions of bacon, ham, tenderloin, etc. and put them under the dough to heat them up. During this time, he also chatted with Chi Qi for a few words.
Nearly half of the can of meat floss was poured out, and shredded potatoes and cucumbers were added in as if they were free.
Chi Qi smiled awkwardly, almost unable to withstand the enthusiasm of his boss.
Meng Tianyu was afraid of being exposed, so she hid at the back. According to the plot they had agreed on a few minutes ago, she needed to say a line at the right time, such as: The comment said that the boss didn't add enough crispy chips.
This can stimulate the boss's desire to win and get the boss to give more information through similar words.
Now it seems like a complete waste of time.
The mountain of vegetables was piled up together, and the dough was under pressure that it shouldn't have to bear. The boss pressed hard and asked, "Is it enough? Is it enough?"
[Is it enough? If it’s not enough, uncle will let you lie down inside.] ]
[I keep adding more side dishes until I get tired of them. ]
[The boss wanted to cram the entire stall in. ]
[Even through the mask you can tell the boss’s teeth have never closed: This incredible wealth is finally mine. ]
Chi Qi was dumbfounded, "Enough is enough."
The boss finally rolled up the pancake, "Okay, I'll pack it for you."
The pancake was too full, far beyond the normal size. Chi Qi thought he couldn't finish it all by himself. "Uncle, help me cut it in half and put it in two bags. I'll give half to my assistant."
It should be just right for two people.
"How can that be possible?" The boss said unhappily, "I'll make you another one."
Chi Qi refused, "No, you can't eat two if you use it."
"If you want it, just consider it as a gift from me."
"Really, we still have to go to the next one." Chi Qi thought quickly, "If we can't finish the pancakes, it will be wasted. We can't waste food."
Under his strong request, the boss reluctantly gave up the idea of making another one.
Chi Qi took the bag of pancakes and asked, "Uncle, how much is this?"
The boss said in a clear and clear voice: "No need to pay."
[The boss was really excited and said something irrational like "you don't have to pay." ]
[Hahaha, I'm happy now. When I get home in the evening, my boss has been bending over outside all day and finally broke down when he opened the short video platform. ]
[The boss’s search history after closing the stall:
Delicious and large multi-grain pancakes
Multigrain pancakes
Multigrain pancakeGOOD
A store exploration blogger with one million followers]
[It’s not like they didn’t pay, and they really helped with the promotion. The traffic from variety shows is more than that from store bloggers. After this episode is broadcast, there will definitely be a lot of people coming to buy. So overall, it’s still a profit. ]
Chi Qi just wanted the boss to give him more, not to make the business at a loss. He would feel guilty if he didn't take the money and would be too embarrassed to eat the pancake.
He insisted, "No, you have to pay."
The two sides politely pushed and pulled for a few rounds, and finally the boss gave in and didn't ask for more. He collected the money according to the price on the price list.
Only after Chi Qi gave the money did he feel relieved. He said thank you to the boss several times and wished him a peaceful life before leaving.
The boss was confused and thanked him, and they bowed to each other for a minute.
Chi Qi bit into a pancake and returned with Meng Tianyu. They met Qiao Yujing and Kuang Ye, who had reached an agreement with their boss to help his children with homework in exchange for dinner.
Kuang Ye's face was full of annoyance, and he persisted on the verge of collapse. No matter who said the same thing over and over again, or broke down a very simple point of knowledge and explained it in detail, he could no longer remain calm.
He had a rather intimidating face to begin with, and at this moment his expression became even gloomier, making him look like he would explode and hit someone at any moment.
The child was frightened and shivered. He lowered his head and his hand holding the pen was shaking.
Qiao Yujing pushed Kuang Ye away, stood in front of him, picked up an eraser to erase the wrong answers written by the child, and continued to explain carefully without any impatience.
Meng Tianyu, who was standing by the road, was amazed and full of admiration. "It's amazing, his emotions are so stable. I can't do that. I used to help my cousin with his homework, and I wanted to beat him up after less than three minutes."
It is really amazing that she can endure Fang Zhuiqi's bad temper and the strange looks from his friends, and stay by his side for several years under such pressure.
Chi Qi agreed very much and praised himself, "Actually, my emotions are pretty stable."
"Um?"
Chi Qi said slowly: "Steady madness."
Meng Tianyu: "..."
Without saying hello, the two continued walking back.
Because Chi Sulu was wearing high heels and her feet were tired from walking, she didn't want to run around, so she just randomly found a stall at the corner of the street.
She bought the deluxe version of instant noodles with eggs, sausages, vegetables and meatballs. Even with a lot of extra ingredients, the price was still far lower than the price given by the program team. At this moment, she was holding the bowl and drinking soup.
Chi Qi pointed to Chi Sulu's location and suggested, "Let's go over there."
Meng Tianyu said: "Okay."
When the boss saw someone coming, he smiled at the two of them in a very friendly manner, and enthusiastically moved two red plastic stools. He didn't care whether the two of them were going to consume at his stall or not, and invited Chi Qi and Meng Tianyu to sit down.
The four of them ate together around the small round wooden table.
Before sitting down, Chi Qi looked at the chair and hesitated, "This chair..."
"What's wrong with the chair?" the boss was concerned. "Is it of poor quality?"
"No, no." Chi Qi quickly denied it and said seriously to the camera: "I suddenly remembered that this kind of chair cover cannot be taken off, so everyone should not try it."
The four words "must not" seem to have magic power, which immediately arouses people's rebellious psychology and turns it into "must".
The boss bent down and patted the ordinary plastic stool in front of him, and said in disbelief: "How could it be? Can't you just pull your head back and you can get out?"
"I can't shrink it. My whole body will be fixed by the bench and I won't be able to get out."
"If we can fit it in, we can definitely take it off." The boss insisted on his opinion. It happened that there were no customers during this time period, so it was a good opportunity to conduct an on-site experiment and draw conclusions.
So the four people just watched as the boss stubbornly put the plastic stool on his head, and no one could stop him.
As the saying goes, curiosity kills the cat.
Ten minutes later, after exhausting all means and strength and trying various methods, the boss, whose face was flushed red, still couldn't come out.
“…”
The boss was both regretful and helpless, and his intestines were about to turn green with regret. "Is there a tutorial on how to take it down?"
Chi Qi was also helpless. He had already reminded the boss, but he didn't listen. He waved his hand and said, "No."
[I don’t believe it. It feels like a performance. It’s just a show effect. Wait a minute, I’ll try it. ]
[I think it's just difficult to take out, it shouldn't be impossible to take out, let me try. ]
[How is it possible that it cannot be taken down? I happen to have this stool at home. Wait for my news in two minutes. ]
How could this get stuck? This dancer will come back soon. ]
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