Chapter 86
A group of people hurried over.
Chi Qi saw the conspicuous floral shirt on the roof and immediately became excited.
[It’s him, it’s him, it’s him! Our friend Little Nezha!
marvelous! My friend, you are finally online. The wife-chasing crematorium is about to enter the next stage. Fang Zhuiqi, just go and regret it. It’s no use regretting it even if you feel your intestines turning green! 】
Come closer.
Qiao Yujing was trying to persuade him earnestly, "Safety is the most important thing, Kuang Ye, you come down first."
Kuang Ye stood on the roof of the bungalow, exuding a faint sense of death. "Even if I die, I will die outside. If I jump down from here, I will not be able to continue feeding the chickens."
Director Niu wiped the sweat from his forehead and asked, "What's going on?"
Qiao Yujing recounted what happened, "Well, when he was feeding the chickens, a chicken pooped on his shoes. He probably couldn't accept it, and he was a little upset for a while."
[No wonder, the most precious thing to this centipede monster Kuang Ye is his limited edition shoes. ]
[hhhhh, even if a chicken shit on his face he wouldn’t be that angry. ]
[Airborne Royal Family, get out of the variety show. Everyone else is doing their tasks diligently, but you are the only one who wants to be special? ]
[Put yourself in their shoes. If your rare Seaview Valley was pooped on by a chicken, would you want to die too? ]
[Cannot substitute, let’s assume that the person has already reached the rooftop. ]
Director Niu turned on the speaker, "Kuang Ye, you come down first. Impulse is the devil. Don't let a momentary impulse lead to lifelong regret."
Qiao Yujing agreed, "Yes, if your shoes are dirty, just brush them off. You come down first."
Kuang Ye had a painful expression on his face, as if he had been humiliated. "You don't understand. My shoes were stained. I may be able to wash off the stains on the surface of the shoes, but I can't wash off the crime of that chicken."
Director Niu knew that he was truly sad, and because he couldn't fake such an effect with his acting skills, he quickly comforted him, "There is no hurdle in life that cannot be overcome."
Someone responded, "If you have, lie down."
Director Niu nodded, "Yes, yes. Ah? Hmm? What?"
Chi Sulu stepped forward and covered Chi Qi's mouth, dragging him back, "Sorry, the child is still young, and children's words are not restrained, you continue."
She warned quietly, "Be careful, we are recording a program now, just think about some things in your heart, don't speak without restraint, be careful of being cyberbullied."
Chi Qi pinched his mouth and made a zippering motion.
[Too much talk will lead to mistakes. I understand that. I will definitely not respond to random comments anymore. 】
Chi Sulu turned around with satisfaction and continued to watch the fun.
[Our netizens are not that vicious and can still distinguish right from wrong. ]
[It was an unintentional mistake, so don't make a big deal out of it.] ]
[If you are not from the same family, you will not enter the same house. You two siblings are of the same character. ]
Suddenly, a loud voice interrupted.
The uncle on the tricycle asked, "Kid, are you drying corn? You are so diligent."
Chi Qi's mouth was running in front, and his brain was chasing behind, "No, uncle, he wants to jump off the building."
The uncle was stunned. "You young people in the city call this jumping off a building?"
Jumping off the building from the ground floor, are you really kidding?
The uncle shook his head with a complicated look and rode away on his tricycle.
Chi Qi watched the uncle go away until his back completely disappeared. He turned back and was met with Chi Sulu's death stare.
"Sis, are you glaring at me?"
“…”
Chi Sulu sighed silently, "No, I just had an eye cramp."
[Those who like the "sky-dropping" style are in luck, Kuang Ye is about to jump off the building.] ]
[I'm dying of laughter. Don't jump down and hit the chicken coop, getting covered in chicken shit. ]
[There was a ladder next to him. He climbed up to the roof first and then said he wanted to jump off the building? ]
[Yes, the ladder that ghosts and wolves climb. ]
[By the way, since you knew you were going to feed the chickens, why didn’t you change your shoes in advance? ]
[The child has only eaten chicken and has never fed chickens. He doesn't know that chickens can defecate and poop at any time and anywhere. ]
Several people took turns to persuade him, and finally Kuang Ye's heart was shaken a little.
Director Niu saw that he was reluctant and asked, "What do you want in order to get off? Tell me, and I'll do my best to satisfy you."
Kuang Ye said fiercely, "I want that rooster to pay for its sins with its life."
Director Niu agreed immediately, "No problem, as long as you come down, everything will be easy to discuss."
Yes, they are so humble as directors.
Kuang Ye reluctantly prepared to get down, but before his feet even touched the chair——
An unexpected event happened. Perhaps the rooster knew its fate. It crowed "Cock-a-doodle-doo! Cock-a-doo!" and flapped its wings, and flew onto the roof.
Kuang Ye was shocked and stepped back repeatedly to avoid it, but the rooster seemed to recognize him and chased him desperately. The man and the rooster began to circle on the roof.
Chi Qi pointed and gesticulated.
[It was a chaotic scene. Oh, no, Kuang Ye is not a dog. 】
If the chicken doesn't move, the man won't move.
When the chicken moves, people jump around.
Niu Kulu was spinning around on the cement, "Be careful! Don't fall—"
His words stopped abruptly and his pupils shrank suddenly.
The chicken flew down, and the man...the man somehow jumped down.
Chi Qi's mouth opened into an O shape.
[Really jumped?] Damn, brother who jumps off a building, if there is a building, you really jump off it. 】
Niu Kulu almost fell to his knees. It was all over. His career as a director would end today. He went around to the back of the house with weak legs.
The rest of the people also rushed over.
Fortunately, there was a sand pile behind the house.
Apart from having a mouthful of sand, Kuang Ye was fine.
Niu Kulu muttered a few words of blessing from Buddha and helped the man up.
In the panic, only Chi Qi was quick enough to grab the rooster's wings.
[Oops, little chicken, you flew to the wrong place, you should fly to the tree branch, then you will turn into a phoenix, but you flew into my hand. This is bad, you can only become my meal. 】
Chi Qi stared at the rooster with intense passion and listed the names of the dishes one by one.
[Spicy chicken, braised chicken, tile-flavored chicken, clay pot chicken, boiled chicken, pepper and sesame chicken, mouth-watering chicken, fried chicken, crispy chicken, coconut chicken... go for it! The kids next door are crying with envy! 】
[Is it my illusion? I seemed to see the seven words “A Hundred Ways to Die of a Chicken” in the eyes of the Smurf. ]
[Yes, to be precise, it is "100 ways to cook chicken."]
Chi Sulu was so greedy that she started to cry, "Be more restrained and stop drooling."
Chi Qi touched the corner of his mouth and said, "I know my limits."
“…”
Staff member No. 2, "Director Niu, something bad has happened!"
Director Niu was exhausted and no longer had the energy to dwell on the mistakes in his words. "Go on."
Before one crisis is over, another one arises. Recording this program will shorten your life.
Staff member No. 2, "Jiang Bieshan and Lu Jinyue are arguing!"
"What are these two young masters arguing about?"
[I know! Little Sunflower Class is now open!
The reason was that Lu Jinyue said sarcastically as soon as he entered the pigpen, "It's a small world. When I opened the pigpen, I saw a disgusting guy."
Jiang Bieshan then pondered for a moment and said to the camera in all seriousness, "Feeding the Pigs cannot be broadcast. It infringes on someone's portrait rights."
Then the two of them started flirting with each other, a unique way for young lovers to get along with each other. ]
[ah? Is this how flirting is used? ]
[I want to laugh when I think about them having to sleep in the same bed at night after scolding each other. ]
[The CP fans that everyone wants to hate, get out of here.] . . ]
[I’m just saying it, I’m just saying it to make you mad! Slightly! ]
Director Niu didn't dare to stop for a moment, and rushed to the pig shed next to him with a loudspeaker in hand.
Chi Qi followed trotting behind, holding the rooster.
[Wow!] It’s better to arrive at the right time than to arrive early! What a lively scene! 】
The two people in the pig shed were arguing fiercely.
The young man who was closer to the door was dressed casually and had a black earring on his right ear. He was a popular star in recent years. His unruly face was full of anger. He pointed at a row of pigs and shouted one by one, "Jiang Bieshan, Jiang Bieshan, Jiang Bieshan!"
Jiang Bieshan stood diagonally opposite him, his profile clear and distinct, with a faint smile on the corners of his lips. No matter what Lu Jinyue said, his expression was always calm, and he occasionally nodded slightly, as if he was listening attentively.
A pretentious hypocrite.
It was as if the punch hit cotton. Lu Jinyue felt a lump in his heart. He cursed in his mind and raised the feed bowl in his hand to hit him in the face.
Niu Kulu's scalp tingled, "Oh no! I can't do that! I can't do that!"
Lu Jinyue's temper is widely known in the industry. When he gets stubborn, he won't give anyone face. "Don't bother me. I'm going to make him pay today!"
How can that be?
Niu Kulu held him tightly and turned back to look at Jiang Bieshan, saying, "Please be kind and show mercy to me. Don't bother with him and let me go."
Damn it, before filming began, he was only concerned about traffic and looking for groups with high discussion, without considering at all how much bloodshed would be caused by these people participating in his show.
Jiang Bieshan raised his eyebrows and asked, "Are you sure you want to do something indecent to me in front of hundreds of thousands of people?"
Lu Jinyue hesitated and glanced at the camera which was emitting red light. There was a video record. What if Jiang Bieshan blackmailed him after the fight? It would be more appropriate to put a sack on him on a dark and windy night.
He put down the feeding bowl and said proudly, "I am a great man and I don't bear grudges. I will let you go for now."
[Hey, you can also fight on the bed. ]
[People with a dirty heart see everything as dirty, to myself. ]
[You will explode at any moment, baby, you are a little bomb. ]
[I am fed up with you brainless CP fans, you are really spreading rumors to feed the couple. ]
Finally it was solved. Niu Kulu dragged his tired body and turned around. Suddenly he saw the chicken's head was raised high. He was shocked and asked, "Why are you holding the chicken so high?"
Chi Qi explained, "I am verifying the principle of the chicken head's stability. Look, no matter how the body shakes, the chicken head remains motionless. It's amazing!"
“…”
Guess why it is called the chicken head stability principle?
Chi Qi raised his hand, "Director Niu Kulu, do I have a mission?"
Niu Kulu was exhausted both physically and mentally. He could no longer bear any more torment. "You just arrived. Get used to the environment first and do the mission tomorrow."
Chi Qi's eyebrows curved, "Okay."
Seeing that he was well-behaved, Niu Kulu's tone became loving, "You and your sister go back first. I will play a small game in the evening to help you get familiar with others."
Chi Qi said politely, "Thank you Director Niu Kulu, I will actively interact with you."
Finally, there was a guest who respected his position as a director. Niu Kulu was very pleased, "Great."
On the way back.
Chi Qi made small talk, "Did your brother-in-law contact you?"
Chi Sulu said sadly, "No."
Chi Qi was very nervous and said, "This shouldn't happen. Did your brother-in-law block you?
Chi Sulu told the truth, "I blocked him."
[Oh my god, it’s Tiangang who is against me.] 】
Chi Sulu also knew that what she did was not right, but she had been spoiled since she was a child, so it was too difficult for her to apologize softly. She added stiffly, "I was afraid that Fu Boci would get angry and scold me, so I took the initiative and blocked him."
Chi Qi was silent.
[So is there a possibility that your brother-in-law didn't run away on purpose because he was angry. He was most likely forced to leave for something. He probably sent you a message before he left, but you blocked him... How could he contact you? 】
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