Chapter 32
Not only was Chi Qi so embarrassed that he wanted to crawl under the bed and never come out, he also had the urge to throw his phone away.
No...what the hell is this "pat" function? Is it polite of you to say someone's butt is so cute right away?
Why does he always encounter such socially fatal things?
Chi Qi cursed in his heart, and after a few seconds of embarrassment, he had to face reality again and typed an explanation with a red face.
[Chi Qi]: I slipped and clicked the wrong button, don’t mind it.
Give me some way out. If you are a smart person, just let this matter go. It’s good for you, for me, and for everyone!
Xie Mu returned very quickly.
[X]: Oh.
What does oh mean?
Before Chi Qi could figure it out, new information popped up.
"X" patted your wallet but got nothing in return.
"X" patted your wallet but got nothing in return.
"X" patted your wallet but got nothing in return.
Chi Qi: “???”
[X]: Sorry, my hand slipped.
It's out of this world, whose good guy's hands are slippery three times in a row?
Do you understand that three times is the limit?
Deliberate, absolutely deliberate!
Chi Qi angrily typed a long paragraph, and then deleted them one by one.
[Chi Qi]: It’s okay.
After thinking for a while, he added a death smile expression.
Come on, let's hurt each other.
[X]: Go to bed early (pat your head.jpg)
? The topic changed so quickly?
[Chi Qi]: OK (smile.jpg) (smile.jpg)
Chi Qi turned off the lights in the room, moved the pillow to the middle, lay down and closed his eyes.
After a moment, he sat up suddenly as if he was resurrected from the dead. No, I will sleep if you tell me to?
You are not mine? Why should I listen to you?
Chi Qi, who was full of rebelliousness, kicked off the quilt on his body, opened Weibo, ignored the numerous private messages from his main account urging him to start broadcasting, and switched to his secondary account to see if there were any new revelations.
Coincidentally, as soon as he logged in successfully, a popular post was pushed to his homepage.
[Super photographer Mingming: Family members reveal big news! Come and eat some melons, the male celebrity with a name starting with three letters Q is about to be banned for offending a big shot! Several endorsements have been cancelled, the news is true! To know the follow-up, please continue to pay attention! ]
[Tip: There is a hit drama recently, the actor has not been in the industry for long and has many fans who like him. ]
[Lucky Lazy Cat: There are not many male celebrities with three letters starting with Q + fire, so let’s use the elimination method to calculate. ]
[I will always remember the summer wind: Is it QYJ? I haven't seen him in public for a long time. ]
[What kind of article do you want me to write myself: Tonic, I just became a fan of QYJ, is he really going to be banned? ]
[A mouthful of thick phlegm that is very chewy: Don’t mention Xiao Huhu again. The first time I saw his name was in gossip…]
[I like to drink Sijichun cheese milk cap]: The one in front...your name...uuu...sometimes I hate my rich imagination...uuu.
[6]: Ahhh, I wasn’t paying attention at first. I just took a quick glance and now it’s my turn to yue.
[The super photographer clearly replied to @What article do you want me to write myself? It’s almost certain, unless he can sign a contract with a new company, but the probability is not high. The big boss has ordered a ban. Which company is willing to take the risk to protect him at the center of the storm? ]
Based on the fragmentary information in the comment section, Chi Qi guessed the name - Qiao Yujing, who became famous for his affectionate second male lead in a costume drama. He was very popular some time ago. He has seen many Amway videos edited by fans, but it seems that he has not seen much news about him on public platforms recently.
He continued to browse the comments section, and that familiar feeling came over him again.
Before he could figure it out, his attention was attracted by the title of the next post.
On the other side, Xie Mu called Shen Wanji and asked, "Mom, did you edit the copywriting of my Pat It?"
Shen Wanji readily admitted, "How did you just discover the little surprise I hid for you?"
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Xie Mu suspected that she had confused the meanings of the words surprise and shock.
Shen Wanji asked curiously, "Who slapped your butt?"
“No one patted my ass.”
After Xie Mu figured out what had happened and learned that it was a prank played by his own mother and not that his phone was infected with a virus, he said good night and decisively hung up the phone.
*
The next morning.
"Xiao Qi, Xiao Qi, get up!"
Chi Sulu slammed the door loudly, waking up Chi Qi who was still sleeping. He fumbled around on the bed in a daze and finally found his cell phone under the pillow. He opened it and checked the time. It was only seven o'clock.
Chi Qi: “…”
Life is dull and early murders of humans.
"Sister, what are you doing? I'm so sleepy."
He picked up the pillow and covered his ears with it, trying to block out the constant noise.
Because of Xie Mu's words, Chi Qi stayed up until three o'clock last night. Now thinking about it, he felt that he was simply sick. He actually took a few random words sent by others seriously and was foolish enough to argue with them.
Tofu has brains, but he doesn't. Isn't that a pity?
Chi Qi was so sleepy that his eyelids were fighting each other. He tilted his head and fell asleep again.
After not hearing a response for a long time, Chi Sulu knew that verbal threats had no effect, so he said, "Are you still not getting up? I'm coming in?"
She counted to three in her head and turned the doorknob.
There was a small bulge lying on the bed, Chi Qi curled up in the quilt, sleeping peacefully.
Her brother didn't have the habit of sleeping naked, so Chi Sulu wouldn't see any indecent scenes. She walked in and patted his cheek, "Don't sleep. Sister has an important task for you."
Chi Qi was not affected by the outside world at all, his eyes were closed, and there was no sign of waking up.
Chi Sulu: “?”
She hesitated, stretched out two fingers, and pinched Chi Qi's nose.
A few seconds later, Chi Qi woke up from his sleep, sat up abruptly, and accused, "Sister, are you trying to murder your own brother?"
Chi Sulu was not justified but also confident, "Accompany my sister to the company."
Chi Qi lay down slowly, "No, I want to sleep."
[My bed and I cannot be separated for a moment. It is the most important thing in my life... and I cannot maintain my human form after only four hours of sleep. 】
Chi Sulu rolled her eyes and had an idea. "The company is preparing to sign new artists. You can pick whichever one you like. I've seen their photos. They are all your favorite types. I'll let you immerse yourself in the emperor's talent show. How about it? Are you tempted?"
Little guy, can't I control you?
As expected, Chi Qi struggled to open his eyes, "You mean, I can choose whatever I want?"
He imagined the scene: men with broad shoulders and long legs standing in a row, trying their best to please him. It would be really hard to refuse!
Chi Sulu assured, "You can choose whatever you want."
Now that you are interested, take action now!
Chi Qi perked up and excitedly got out of bed to wash.
[I have unknowingly reached the age where I can play with men, hehe! 】
*
After arriving at the company gate without any obstructions, Chi Qi looked at the magnificent building in front of him and shed two lines of tears of envy.
He only knew that his sister had a company, but he didn't know it was so "magnificent".
"Sister, how come you got rich secretly without my knowledge?"
"Yi Lu Xing Xing" Entertainment Company, located in the most prosperous economic center of the city, was one of the birthday gifts given by Chi Qi's brother-in-law Fu Boci to his sister.
Chi Sulu looked disdainful and raised his head proudly, "Look at how ignorant you are. Don't say you are my brother when you go out in the future."
Chi Qi cried, "Sister, you have become a capitalist, why are you still exploiting me and making me do live streaming?"
Chi Sulu said as a matter of course: "Have you ever seen a capitalist who feels that he has too little money? Do you understand the principle of keeping the wealth within the family?"
As he walked into the company, artists greeted him enthusiastically one after another, and Ji Su Lu responded with a smile.
"Sister Lu, newly signed artist?"
A gentle female voice sounded in Chi Qi's ears. It was his sister's assistant.
Chi Sulu introduced: "This is my brother."
The assistant didn't understand and continued to praise: "Wow, your brother looks so young, where did you find him?"
She also wants to find a clean and handsome boy.
Chi Sulu raised his voice and emphasized: "He is my biological brother."
The assistant awkwardly withdrew her hand that was about to pinch Chi Qi's cheek. If you had told her earlier, she would have thought he was her boyfriend.
Chi Qi smiled shyly at her and said sweetly, "Sister is so beautiful."
Warm light poured in from the window and scattered on the boy's shoulders and hair. He stood there, his eyes round and bright, and his every move exuded a youthful aura, a kind of beauty that had not been destroyed by work.
Suddenly, the assistant felt that the corpse spots from his early morning sleep had faded a lot, and his body and mind felt better. "Brother, you are also very good at talking."
"Okay, stop pretending." Chi Sulu couldn't stand it anymore. It was too fake. There was an awkward feeling like an acquaintance. She grabbed Chi Qi's clothes and dragged him away.
A few people got on the elevator and came to the conference room. The assistant asked, "Sister Lu, it's almost time. How do you want to choose the artist?"
[I want to take off my clothes and choose blindfolded!] 】
Chi Qi responded positively, pretending to think seriously, "Ask them to come in and perform?"
"OK."
"Yilu Tongxing" is one of the top entertainment companies in the industry, with good treatment and high commissions, so the competition is very fierce. The artists waiting in line outside are all making nervous preparations.
Chi Sulu leaned back in her chair and took out a thick stack of artist resumes. "Xiao Qi, can you help me find the one with the best financial prospects and the one that can earn me the most gold coins?"
Her idea was very simple. Chi Qi had the ability to know the plot, which was just enough to screen out the artists with bad conduct. However, there was no other way. The probability of an artist's reputation being ruined was too high, and it was impossible to guard against it. One could easily step on a landmine if one was not careful.
Chi Qi acted like he knew all the artists in the room, "No problem, I promise to complete the task."
The secretary started calling out numbers, and artists came in one after another to show off their talents.
Chi Qi looked down at the name and searched it accurately in his mind. The process went smoothly, except that the reading software was difficult to use and kept freezing.
[He has poor business skills, loves to play the victim and slack off, and has no respect for his predecessors, putting down signs and giving flowers. 】
[Hiss... Those who should be taxed are not taxed, those who should not sleep are sleeping, put down the sign, and give a hundred lashes. 】
[This is serious. He likes to post □□ remarks on the Internet. Cuiguo, slap his mouth! 】
[This is good. He just terminated his contract with his previous company. He has good acting skills and good looks, but his luck is a bit bad. You can talk to my second sister about it, give him some resources, keep the brand, and give him a sachet.]
After several hours, only a few were selected. Chi Qi sat slumped, not at all as energetic as when he first arrived.
Not to mention professional ability, it is difficult to find an artist with good character.
After comparing one item after another, Chi Qi was inexplicably filled with confidence. He felt that he could make his debut right away if he just packed up a bit.
Because of the following two reasons alone, he can beat 90% of the interviewed artists.
1. He has no black material.
2. He has a good-looking face.
After the interview, the brother and sister went downstairs and walked to the company gate, where they found an expensive car parked nearby.
Then, an angry voice came over, "There should be a limit to losing your temper. I've already given in. What else do you want from me?"
Chi Qi looked over and was slightly startled.
[Qiao Yujing? Why is he here? The marketing account seemed to have said that he was looking for a new entertainment company, so was he here for an interview? 】
I just read about him online last night, and today I met him in person. Chi Qi once again felt the wonder of fate.
At this time, Chi Sulu recognized another person, "Fang Zhuiqi?"
【Fang Zhuiqi? Damn it, why is it him? 】
The tone of this question suggests there is something new going on.
Chi Sulu turned his head, pricked up his ears quietly, and his eyes were full of anticipation.
Tell me everything you know!
[This idiot said I was short when he was eight years old! I'm so pissed off. You're only about 1.3 feet tall, why are you pretending? snort! Dog's eyes look down upon people.】
Chi Sulu: “…”
I'm about to eat some melon seeds, and you're telling me this?
[No manners. No wonder he chased his wife to the crematorium later. He deserved it! 】
[Wait, chasing your wife?] I remember it! 】
Chi Qi's emotions suddenly became high, his eyes shone like a powerful flashlight, and the roosters would crow when they saw him.
[I was just saying Qiao Yujing's name, why did it sound so familiar to me? It turns out that I had just been bored and read a book with them as the protagonists some time ago. 】
Chi Sulu: Wow! Explain in detail!
Based on the introduction and tags of their novel, it can be inferred that it is a story about a scumbag chasing his wife to the crematorium. Chi Qi read it for the plot of the crematorium, but Fang Zhuiqi's early remarks and actions were too explosive, which made him so angry that he had a headache, and he gave up reading after only a few chapters.
He thought he was mentally prepared, but he didn't expect that after hearing the next words, he still clenched his fists.
Fang Zhuiqi roared, "I've said before, even if I get married it won't change our relationship, everything will remain the same as before, what exactly are you dissatisfied with?"
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