Chapter 92
Clap, clap, clap.
The next day, there was a knock on the door.
Chi Qi turned over and continued to sleep, burying his head in the pillow, covering his ears and shouting, "Don't save breakfast for me, I want to sleep a little longer."
Chi Sulu outside the door urged, "Hurry up, everyone is waiting for you in the yard, you are the only one missing."
Oh yes, he remembered that there is still a recording today.
Chi Qi struggled painfully on the bed, thrashing hard, and finally overcame his sleepiness with his strong willpower, and opened the door reluctantly.
[Experts always say that it takes only 21 days to develop a good habit.
But why is it that after living for so many years and getting out of bed more than 8,000 times, I still haven’t gotten used to this action? 】
“…”
Chi Sulu looked at his dark circles and asked casually, "You are so sleepy, did you steal last night?"
Before Chi Qi could say anything, the big rooster in the yard suddenly crowed loudly.
“Hook!!!”
"Huh? You're still alive." Chi Qi rubbed his eyes, with a surprised expression on his face.
Big Rooster: How presumptuous of you!
Netizens who had been waiting in the live broadcast room early in the morning had already started chatting.
[Has everyone heard about it? The bed in Jiang Bieshan and Lu Jinyue's room collapsed. ]
[Young people are in good health. ]
[Ahhh, I made a wish before going to bed last night: I would trade ten pounds of fat for my partner’s bed with a tenth-level vibration. My wish has come true, why haven’t you asked me for the replacement price yet? ]
[I had to think in that direction (laughing). ]
[Pass it on, the bed collapsed due to the long distance. ]
[Since you dare to spread it, I dare to believe it. ]
The breakfast was a local specialty, and the tempting aroma could be smelled from a long distance away. It almost made Chi Qixiang feel dazed, but she perked up for a short while.
After eating and drinking his fill, he slumped down in the chair like a boneless person, his sleepiness reaching its peak again.
Chi Sulu glanced at him and said, "Little-known fact: people feel sleepy when they are full, which is called "rice drunkenness" in medicine."
criminal?
Chi Qi exclaimed, "That's not the case." He opened his mouth in shock, "I just ate and wanted to sleep, how did I become a criminal?"
“…”
Chi Sulu explained the meaning, "It means drunk as in drunkard and rice as in drunkard."
The knowledge flowed into his brain smoothly, and Chi Qi showed an expression of sudden enlightenment, "Sister, you know so much."
Chi Sulu snorted in disdain and ignored him.
She turned her head and saw Jiang Bieshan leaning close to Lu Jinyue's ear and said with a smile, "You snored last night."
Lu Jinyue, "Slander! I will only hit you, I will never snore!"
Jiang Bieshan said something else, but Chi Sulu didn't hear it clearly, but he thought it was not good, because the latter was so irritated that he chased him and beat him in the yard without caring about his image.
Two kindergarten and elementary school kids, their mental ages combined are not as big as her shoe size.
Chi Sulu sighed, changed direction and stood, and saw Kuang Ye getting angry again. With a dark face, he cursed the black-hearted program crew for a long time.
Qiao Yujing listened quietly and commented, "It seems that your sleep quality is very good."
Kuang Ye calmed down for some unknown reason and nodded in agreement.
It's just weird.
It feels like a kindergarten teacher calming a surly child.
Chi Sulu turned his head again without giving up, and happened to see Zhou Yingnan squatting on the ground tying Ye Man's shoelaces. Pink bubbles were floating in the air between the two of them.
She looked down in despair and saw two overlapping figures on the concrete ground.
…
Chi Qi opened and closed his eyes, and found that his sister was standing in a different direction every time, so he asked, "Sister, are you spinning in circles?"
Chi Sulu sighed and said sadly, "Everyone else is in pairs, only Pig and I are in a team."
Eat and sleep, sleep and eat, aren't you just a pig?
A pair with a pig?
Chi Qi misunderstood again and asked, "Are you saying that my brother-in-law is a pig?"
Chi Su Lu was very tired, "Yes, pig."
After a few seconds, Chi Qi figured out something was wrong, and he opened his eyelids with difficulty, "Sister, are you scolding me? Who is Zhu?"
Chi Sulu put her arms around him, "The pig is pointing at you."
Chi Qi was very good at making people angry, "Sister, you said you are a pig?"
Chi Sulu then realized that there was ambiguity in his words, "I'm not a pig, but I'm only one step away from being a pig."
"Sister, you are scolding me in a very advanced way. You are scolding me in a roundabout way. I almost didn't hear it." Chi Qi has his own logic. "I am a pig, you are the sister of a pig, so you are also a pig."
Chi Sulu regretted it very much. She had nothing better to do than to bring up this topic. She was too lazy to continue arguing, "Whatever you say is what it is."
She was really tired, so even if Chi Qi said now that the sun rises from the west, she would accept it.
[I am dying of laughter. Who will make me laugh after you guys leave? ]
[They went on a variety show with the purpose of showing off their love, but ended up being shown off instead. ]
[To be honest with you, I always watch this show as a romance variety show. ]
[Hurry up, hurry up, I look forward to what new tricks you guys come up with today. ]
[hhhhhh, why don’t Chi Sulu consider switching to a comedy career? ]
Not long after the break, at the appointed time, Chi Sulu fished out his sleeping brother and performed a Xiangxi corpse-carrying ritual on the spot.
The guests lined up to listen to Niu Kulu's speech.
Chi Qi stood there drowsily, dreaming of the flag-raising ceremony every Monday.
Niu Kulu pressed the switch of the loudspeaker, "Everyone performed very well yesterday and completed the task successfully. Today we are facing a new experience... I always believe that everyone will do better..."
The morning sun is not scorching, but it feels warm on people.
Chi Qi closed his eyes and muttered to himself.
[Yeah, everything will be fine. For example, I went from being sleepy to being very sleepy. 】
In the boring "hypnotic sound", Chi Qi squatted down in a daze, his brain told him that he should do something, so he untied his shoelaces and tied them again.
So what should you do after tying it?
Chi Qi lost the ability to think and lowered his head in a state of confusion.
Chi Sulu was closest to him, and seeing that his brother had fallen asleep while squatting, he kicked the tip of his shoe in an attempt to wake him up.
However, Chi Qi remained indifferent.
Kick again.
Still no response.
“…”
Chi Sulu ignored him and quietly moved away.
The high-definition camera recorded everything accurately, and sharp-eyed netizens soon discovered that the team was shorter.
[? What is the one on the far right doing? ]
[Based on my experience, he should have fallen asleep and was probably dating Zhou Gong. ]
[666, fell asleep while recording a variety show. ]
[The child is still young and at the age where he loves to sleep. What's wrong with letting him sleep? ]
Niu Kulu, as a good director who always cares about the guests, naturally discovered it, but perhaps because he was frightened by Chi Qi last night, he did not perform the gentle awakening service, but was malicious in his heart, and deliberately dragged out the tone and said, "Now let's ask a guest to answer this question."
answer the questions……! ?
Chi Qi caught sight of these words, and sat up in shock from his dying illness. His body shuddered subconsciously and he suddenly opened his eyes. What's the problem? What are you asking?
He raised his head in panic, only to meet eight smiling faces.
Chi Qi hadn't figured out the situation yet, and looked at everyone blankly, his eyes full of confusion, "?"
[The year I was most sleepy, I woke up and realized that I had just been sleeping. ]
[Is this behavior a sequelae of sleeping in class? ]
[Hahahaha deadly joy. ]
How could a person cause such a big mess by falling asleep while squatting in front of tens of thousands of people?
Chi Qi was now completely sober.
He had to be sober, he was so anxious that he started talking nonsense.
[It's okay, the boat has already done a backflip... In fact, since we live in a high-pressure environment for a long time, it's normal to have some minor emotional problems. We must learn to self-regulate and believe that everything will be fine! I can’t live anymore, what! sand! kill! sand! yarn! Damn! shark! brake! Sha! Moment!榝! kill! drink! 】
Chi Sulu's head hurt from the noise, and he walked away for a distance in silence.
Niu Kulu distributed task cards to everyone, which listed the tasks that needed to be completed every day. Today's task was to pick corn and oranges.
"Two teams, one to pick corn and one to pick oranges."
It was still decided by drawing lots, and this time there was no mystery. The result was soon revealed. The Chi siblings, Qiao Yujing and Kuang Ye were grouped together, and the four of them went to pick corn.
The other four people went to pick oranges. The orange grove was not far away, about ten minutes' walk away.
But it takes half a village to get from the farmhouse to the cornfield. Chi Sulu's feet are already aching. She asked, "Director, how do we get there?"
Niu Kulu said: "In order not to waste time and let everyone do more work, the program team specially prepared a means of transportation for you."
Would the program crew be so kind?
There is a saying that goes "A weasel paying New Year's greetings to a chicken" - he has no good intentions.
By the same token, the program team provides items to guests with bad intentions.
Niu Kulu smiled maliciously and pointed to the entrance of the yard. "Your means of transportation are right there. They were lent to you by kind villagers."
The four of them turned around at the same time and saw two old tricycles that were tattered, creaky, and very old.
“…”
It seems that the program crew is going all out on the guests.
Chi Sulu asked without hope, "Who among you can drive a tricycle?"
Just ride it, what else can you do?
On the bright side, three wheels are always much faster than two legs.
Qiao Yujing and Kuang Ye looked at each other, then shook their heads in sync.
It's over then, it seems I can only walk away, Chi Sulu thought with a bitter face.
At this moment, Chi Qi raised his hand and said, "Sister, I can drive a tricycle."
Chi Sulu expressed doubt and looked at him deeply, "Can you really do it?"
Chi Qi puffed out his chest proudly, "Yeah!"
Chi Sulu turned around and said, "Director, I thought about it and decided to walk over there."
Relaxation is valuable, but life is more valuable. She won't get too tired if she just walks a little further.
"Sister, what do you mean? What about trust between people?"
Chi Sulu waved his hands helplessly, "Our trust is like a pile of loose sand. To be honest, I'm really afraid that you will lead me into a ditch."
[Heartbreaking, the real heartbreak is not about making a big fuss. 】
but……
"That's not right." Chi Qi thought of the past, "Sister, you are confusing right and wrong. It was obviously you who led me into the ditch while I was riding my tricycle."
I was covered in mud right after taking a shower and was almost punished when I got home.
After being reminded, Chi Sulu also remembered the evil she had done when she was a child. She sat behind the tricycle with a fearless attitude and said, "I owe you this."
What goes around comes around.
Qiao Yujing and Kuang Ye had no objection, and the group set off.
Chi Qi held his breath and vowed to prove that he had good driving skills. The tricycle drove steadily on the road without any accidents.
Until an old man standing at the intersection stopped them and said, "Young men, my tricycle fell into the ditch, can you help me push it out?"
That must be included.
The people in the car were all of strong age and had the good quality of being helpful. They stood up almost as soon as the old man made the request.
The weight of the tricycle cannot be underestimated, and the slope is quite shaky, so it is easier to go down than to go up.
A few people discussed it and decided that two people would push the front of the car and two people would push the back of the car. Everyone worked together and it took a lot of effort to push the car up.
The ditch was overgrown with weeds, and after all the hassles, it was inevitable that grass clippings would get on it. Chi Qi patted his trouser legs for a long time, and asked casually, "Uncle, how did your car fall down?"
The old man inserted the key while making gestures. "It's not clear in a few words, let me demonstrate it to you."
Chi Qi vaguely felt that something was wrong, but he couldn't put his finger on it, so he just smiled and nodded.
The old man did what he said and acted quickly. "Just now the head of the tricycle was tilted, and then I twisted the handlebars, and it went down, and I couldn't stop it." He not only gave a detailed explanation, but also practiced it, "Look, it's like this..."
"Alas! Alas!"
The scene reappeared, the tricycle rushed down uncontrollably and overturned in the ditch.
Chi Qi, "..."
Everyone: "..."
The barrage was very enjoyable.
[Uncle: Let me tell you what it means that seeing is believing. ]
[I give this paragraph 8.5 points, thinking there is 1.5 language. ]
[Okay, it’s time to shoot the second season, and the original cast will remain. ]
[Do you want to make me laugh to death so that you can inherit the word count of my unfinished novel? ]
[I was in the morning class and I almost couldn't hold back my laughter. ]
[Hahahaha, even Kuang Ye and Qiao Yujing are still in the pit, so they don’t need to go down again. ]
[I was afraid that when I pushed it up again, a passerby would ask me how I got down there. ]
The old man scratched his head embarrassedly, "Just now you blamed the car, now blame me, I can only trouble you one more time."
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