Chapter 39
Chi Qi wanted to go back to the time ten minutes ago when he slapped himself to death for having a brain spasm.
He asked himself in his heart: Is this the first day you met that group of netizens in the live broadcast room who are eager to watch the fun and have a lot of bad taste?
The answer is obvious: no.
It wasn't the first time that he had nothing better to do and embarrassed himself.
It can be said that the development of the situation to this point is not only due to the instigation of netizens, but also a large part of his own stupidity.
Seeing that Chi Qi was hesitant to take the next step, netizens who were watching the live broadcast room posted comments one after another.
[Who is this? How did I get to your doorstep? ]
[Are you secretly dating without telling us? ]
[Who is so blind that he is deceived by your appearance? ]
[Why are you standing there? Are you afraid? ]
Chi Qi, who was in a mess, looked down and happened to see this comment floating by. He got excited and said, "Just shout if you want, who's afraid of who!"
[I just said that provocation works. ]
[Eighteen years old is the right age to be deceived. ]
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Chi Qi reacted after he finished shouting passionately. Damn it, he was tricked again.
Others learn from their failures, but he learns from them over and over again!
It's over...When he gets old, someone will definitely come to him to sell health products.
Chi Qi secretly decided that after the live broadcast was over, he would print out the four big words "Misfortune comes from the mouth" and hang them on the headboard of his bed. He would read them silently three times every day when he woke up to remind himself to stay vigilant at all times.
The words have been spoken, and if I want to take them back now, those netizens will definitely not be happy.
Chi Qi took a deep breath and comforted himself, he had already shouted it many times, it didn't matter if he shouted it again!
He mustered up his courage, opened his mouth and closed it again, pursed his pretty lips, and his Adam's apple rolled almost imperceptibly. The two words seemed to burn his tongue and he could not utter a single sound.
It's still related...
After all, she had only been shouting secretly in her heart before, and Xie Mu had never heard it. Doing it in private and doing it in front of the real owner are two completely different situations.
Tired, destroy it.
After a few seconds of depression, Chi Qi changed his mind and realized that the netizens only asked him to read the lines, but did not specify what kind of voice he should use.
In that case, don't blame him for making a spoof.
Chi Qi showed a villainous smile, he pressed the record button, lowered his voice very low, and shouted in a bubbling voice, "Husband, you say something, ah"
Let go, send successfully.
The barrage was blank for a second, and then exploded.
[Who pulled the Yolemei straw apart? ]
[Zhuobo, please lend me the motorcycle in your throat, it’s urgent. ]
[First, I know you are in a hurry, but don’t be in a hurry. ]
[Thank you Zhuobo, my phone vibrated and a lot of dust came out. ]
[We hurt the enemy by a thousand and lost eight hundred of our own. Now everyone is unhappy. ]
The mission was finally accomplished.
Chi Qi glanced at the time and, despite everyone's dissuasion, hurriedly logged off, "I have something to do. I'll stop here for now."
He ran to the bathroom, calmed his breathing, wiped his face with cold water, looked up at himself in the mirror, and his ears were red.
But fortunately, it’s not very obvious.
Chi Qi walked towards the door. After taking two steps, he suddenly remembered something and turned back.
He straightened his slightly messy hair, made the corners of his clothes smoother, and after making sure there was nothing wrong, he controlled his expression and walked out the door again.
As I walked down the last flight of stairs, the doorbell rang.
Chi's father and mother had gone out for something, and Chi Qi was the only one left at home. He trotted over and pressed the doorknob.
The door was opened.
Golden light poured out from the crack in the door, and the figure of a tall man came into his sight.
Chi Qi raised his head, his eyes swept across the man's cold eyebrows, high nose bridge, thin lips, and finally fell on his bony hands.
He made some guilty guesses.
[Very good, your phone is in your pocket, so... you probably haven't opened the voice message I sent yet? 】
Xie Mu walked in pushing a suitcase. As he got closer, the contours of his facial features became clearer and his temperament was dignified and calm. Anyone who saw him would compliment him on his good looks.
The only thing that is out of place is... why is Xie Mu wearing red?
[What an eye-catching color! Even the shoes are red. It's more festive than what I wore during Chinese New Year. 】
Chi Qi suppressed the strange emotions in his heart and reached out to help Xie Mu carry the suitcase. He did it out of habit and forgot that the man had recovered.
Xie Mu slightly turned his body away so that Chi Qi could not reach out, paused, and explained: "You can't lift it."
"oh."
Chi Qi was walking in front, knowing that he couldn't see, and curled his lips.
[If you don’t want me to touch it, then don’t touch it. But you still insist that I can’t lift it. The suitcase is so small, how can I not lift it? 】
[Besides, when I drink mineral water, I always unscrew the cap myself. I am so strong and powerful. 】
Hearing the familiar mumbling after a long time, Xie Mu stared at the furry back of the head and narrowed his eyes.
Chi Qi led the way for him and suggested, "Put your luggage in the room first."
Xie Mu responded with a "OK".
His room is on the second floor, next to Chi Qi's room. In fact, the room that Chi's mother arranged for him at the beginning was not here. I heard that it was Shen Wanji who strongly requested to change it, specifying that the two of them should be as close as possible.
Chi's mother was so annoyed by her that she told her to just let Xie Mu sleep on the floor in Xiaoqi's room.
Unexpectedly, Shen Wanji agreed without any hesitation and praised her for having a great idea.
“…”
Chi's mother didn't understand Shen Wanji's strange train of thought. She asked the guests to sleep on the floor. If this got out, how would others view her?
After discussion, we finally decided on this room.
Xie Mu was not aware of the twists and turns involved, nor did he know his mother's good intentions.
At this moment, he looked around the room in front of him. It must have been cleaned up in advance. It was very tidy, and even the bedding and sheets were replaced with new ones.
Chi Qi introduced the layout of the room to him, "The bathroom is over there, and the cloakroom is at the back..."
"good."
He turned around, met Chi Qi's big, blinking eyes, and asked in a low voice, "Is there anything I need to pay attention to?"
It really does exist.
Chi Qi said hesitantly, "Well... well, I was just live streaming, and a fan tricked me into sending a voice message to the person number one on the list."
Xie Mu looked at him straight and motioned for him to continue.
Chi Qi licked his lips and stated the facts as concisely as possible. "It just so happened that you sent me a message, and the chat box was pushed up, so I had no choice but to send the voice message to you. Can you please not listen to it?"
[It would be great if you could delete the voice message in front of me. 】
Xie Mu lowered his eyes and glanced at him, then under Chi Qi's expectant gaze, he uttered two cold words, "No."
Chi Qi was stunned. How could the situation be completely opposite to what he had imagined?
He asked puzzledly, "Why?"
[Shouldn't you just agree to it under normal circumstances? 】
"Because I've already heard it, and there's no way to go back in time and stop my past self from clicking on the voice message."
Chi Qi's eyes widened in disbelief, and he made a sharp explosion sound, "You, you, you, you heard everything?"
Xie Mu chuckled and imitated him, "I, I, I heard everything."
[Damn it, you’re going too far. Don’t think I won’t scold you just because you’re pretty! 】
In his mind, Chi Qi held a sledgehammer and madly hammered at the villain named Xie Mu, but pretended not to care, "It's okay, just listen to it."
[I want to kill you. Take this stick from me!] 】
Xie Mu knew that teasing should be done in moderation. If he really annoyed someone, he would lose more than he gained. He took the initiative to speak to ease the awkwardness, "I'll go take a shower first."
He couldn't wait to change out of this eye-catching outfit.
Chi Qi wished that he could go back to where he came from, and gave a fake smile, "Okay."
[In just one week, I have achieved a great achievement that embarrasses me every day, but it doesn’t matter because tomorrow is a new week. 】
Perhaps it was the frequent embarrassment in front of Xie Mu that made Chi Qi develop an indomitable heart and a kind of indifference called "broken jar, broken jar".
It doesn’t matter, I won’t die anyway.
After everyone entered the bathroom, Chi Qi walked towards the door. When he stepped through the door frame, he turned a corner and went back.
He quietly moved to the suitcase, the desire to win in his heart taking over, and he was still bothered by Xie Mu's words questioning his strength.
[Why do you say I can’t lift it? You dare to look down on me? Humph! Now I’ll let you see how powerful I am! 】
Chi Qi casually stretched out a hand to try, because he saw Xie Mu carrying the suitcase upstairs with one hand, and he was not out of breath or his heart was not beating fast, and he looked very relaxed.
He gripped the handle of the box and exerted force.
[It’s just a suitcase, so easy... huh? Wow, that’s heavy. 】
What's in it? 】
Chi Qi's expression turned serious. He got into position and used both hands to exert force... but he still failed to lift it up.
I tried again, but still couldn't lift it.
? ? ?
At the same time, the four words "You can't lift it" automatically rang in his mind.
For some reason, a small flame ignited in Chi Qi's heart. He was so angry that he wanted to kick the suitcase, but he couldn't because he couldn't damage other people's belongings.
In desperation, Chi Qi had to stomp his feet hard on the ground twice.
[Broken suitcase!] They all bully me. 】
It was really a mistake to provoke Chi Qi, because he had no ability to fight back.
Returning to his room, he threw himself on the bed, rubbed himself against the pillow, and felt a little better.
I opened my phone and found several unread messages.
[Chen Wanji]: The driver has delivered the Xiao Mu delivery to your home, Xiao Chi, remember to sign for it~
[Chi Qi]: ...Can I return it? (Xiong Er cries loudly.jpg)
[Chen Wanji]: No, you can’t return or exchange the item once it’s sold. If you cancel the order, you have to pay a cancellation fee.
[Chi Qi]: How much is the delivery fee?
[Chen Wanji]: 20% x 10 million.
[Chi Qi]: I won’t retreat.
[Chen Wanji]: Xiao Mu is very capable. He can do any kind of work. He also cooks delicious food. He can be a driver, a bodyguard... Being a husband is also a good choice (sideways smile.jpg)
[Chi Qi]: What are you talking about? ()!
[Chen Wanji]: I watched your live broadcast.
[Chi Qi]: Balala energy! Hulahu! Amnesia!
[Chen Wanji]: Oh no, oh my god, why did the magic fail?
[Chi Qi]: Can’t you just pretend to comfort me?
[Chen Wanji]: Covering mouth and laughing.jpg.
Chi Qi threw his phone away and covered himself with the quilt. There was nothing that couldn't be solved by a good night's sleep.
If that doesn't work, then get some more sleep.
Ten minutes later, Chi Qi, who couldn't sleep, squirmed like a tapeworm.
[Ahhh, how can I delete the stupid things I have done with just one click? 】
*
After tossing and turning for a long time, I finally closed my eyelids when I was tired.
Unexpectedly, Chi Qi slept for quite a long time. After waking up, he picked up his phone to check the time and was shocked. He patted his cheek, lifted the quilt and got out of bed, and suddenly found that one of his earphones was missing.
He searched around the pillow, under the mattress, and in the cracks, but still couldn't find it. Finally, he looked towards the dark bottom of the bed.
Will it be here?
Chi Qi half-knelt on the ground, shining a flashlight under the bed, and found the white headphones with his excellent eyesight.
The headphones rolled far away, almost to the innermost part of the bed. He reached out and tried, but it was still a long way out.
Chi Qi thought for a moment, then decisively lay on the ground, stretched out his arms and tried hard to get it.
At the dining table downstairs.
Chi's mother turned around and asked, "This child hasn't come down to eat yet?
Aunt Sun put the food on the table and said, "Maybe he's sleeping. I'll bring the food up to Xiao Qi later."
Mother Chi frowned and tried to stop him. "No, what other child is like him? He stays up late every day, eats and sleeps, then eats. If he doesn't come downstairs to eat, he'll go hungry."
Xie Mu, who was standing next to him, heard this, stood up from his chair and said, "I'll go call him."
Chi's mother waved her hands and said, "No, no, you are a guest, just eat."
Xie Mu did not stop, "My mother said that even a drop of water should be repaid with a lot of gratitude. Chi Qi has taken care of me for so long, now is the time for me to repay him."
"……?"
Chi's mother didn't understand but respected him, "Okay, go ahead and shout."
Xie Mu's shoulders relaxed slightly and he went up the stairs. He remembered Chi Qi's room during the day and walked straight in that direction.
When he reached the door, he paused and knocked. A panicked voice came from inside, "Wait a moment."
Chi Qi tried hard to reach the headphones but still couldn't. There was no way. The bed was too narrow and the location was too remote for his arms to reach.
He opened the door, and Xie Mu saw him and asked naturally, "What are you doing in the room?"
Chi Qi sighed, "My headphones fell under the bed, but my arms are not long enough to reach them."
So Xie Mu suggested, "Then let me help you?"
Chi Qi glanced at Xie Mu's arm, which was slender and strong and much longer than his, and thought it was feasible.
The two walked into the room, and Chi Qi turned on the flashlight again to illuminate the bottom of the bed, pointing to the location, "It's right there, do you see it?"
“Yes.”
Chi Qi estimated the distance and continued, "You can't reach it if you squat on the ground. You have to lie on your stomach."
“…”
Xie Mu didn't hesitate too much. He followed the instruction, slowly lay down on the ground and stretched his arms under the bed.
The headphones were further away than he had imagined.
Chi Qi lay side by side with him, anxiously saying, "Oh, we are almost there."
Xie Mu tilted his body, changed the angle, and continued to try hard to reach the earphones.
The distance between the earphones and his fingers shortened again.
Chi Qi taught him the experience he had learned, "When you lie on the ground, bend your legs and lift your hips higher, so that your arms can reach farther."
After saying this, fearing that Xie Mu might not understand, he thoughtfully gave a demonstration.
"Look at me, look at me."
Chi Qi began to demonstrate the crawling posture he had learned on a certain platform, lying on the ground, crawling like a pupa.
Seeing Xie Mu who was the embodiment of the snake, "."
Chi Qi twisted it around once and found it quite fun, so he turned around and prepared to do it again.
However, at this moment——
With a creak, Chi's mother, who had been waiting impatiently downstairs, pushed open the door. The first person she saw was Chi Qi in the middle of the floor. Her eyes went dark. "You're not eating... just to practice your dark and twisted crawling here?"
Turning his head, he saw Xie Mu also lying there.
Everything went dark again.
It would be fine if Xiaoqi climbed by himself, but why did he lead the guests astray?
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