Chapter 115
The car was silent for a few seconds before everyone burst into laughter.
The staff member couldn't help laughing as well, but he had received professional training and would not laugh no matter how funny it was, unless he couldn't help it. He raised the sign on his left with shaking arms.
[Ibuprofen goes to your brain: It looks like there's something wrong with you today. ]
[Hahahaha, all these years of Beethoven and ibuprofen have been in vain. ]
[Beethoven: Sometimes I feel helpless in the soil. ]
Lu Jinyue turned into a screaming chicken, repeating over and over again, "It's Beethoven! Beethoven!"
He remembered!
However, it was too late. This was not like an exam answer sheet where you could cross out and change it if you found you were wrong. But once the words were spoken, they were already decided.
After answering three questions incorrectly in a row, Lu Jinyue felt that he was "sinful" and avoided Jiang Bieshan's gaze, not daring to look up.
It is said that one is not afraid of god-like opponents, but is afraid of pig-like teammates. He is such a drag, Lu Jinyue is afraid that Jiang Bieshan will despise him.
Jiang Bieshan was neither disgusted nor angry. He still had that indifferent expression with a smile on his face. He even comforted him, "There are still two questions left. There is still a chance."
That’s right, there are still two questions to go. Stay calm and don’t panic. Lu Jinyue encouraged himself, “I will definitely get it right this time.”
Jiang Bieshan looked down at the card in his hand and said, "To describe a person who likes to work, three words."
Like work?
Lu Jinyue was extremely cautious and thought for a full minute, "Is... is there something wrong?"
After hearing this, the staff member raised his left hand decisively, although he agreed with this answer in his heart.
The hanging heart finally died. Lu Jinyue closed his eyes and asked, "What is the correct answer?"
Jiang Bieshan paused before saying, "Ambition."
Lu Jinyue wanted to cry but had no tears, "..."
[Is there anyone in this world who really likes to work? ]
[Just because you haven’t seen it doesn’t mean that no one likes to work. Of course, I haven’t seen it either. ]
[No problem. I think there is nothing wrong with what Lu Jinyue said. ]
About ten seconds later, Lu Jinyue stood up from his seat, took two steps forward, and said politely to the driver: "Please open the door, I want to get off!"
He can rely on his own two legs to walk over tenaciously.
The driver ignored him, gripped the steering wheel tightly, and continued driving steadily.
"You're not going to open it, right? Do you think I can't get out of the car without opening the door?" Lu Jinyue opened the car window and shouted, "I'm going to jump from here."
It’s better not to ride in this car!
"Don't be impulsive, don't be impulsive." Everyone laughed and pulled him back.
Fu Chenglin took advantage of the chaos to stir up trouble, "It would be a shame if you jumped out of the car alone."
Lu Jinyue suddenly realized, "Director Niu." He walked to Niu Kulu in two or three steps and made a sincere invitation, "Director Niu, let's jump out of the car together."
Niu Ku Lu:)
Don't get close to me.
Niu Kulu didn't want to jump out of the car, so his brain raced to save himself. "If you don't answer within the specified time, you will automatically forfeit the reward." He looked down at his nonexistent watch and said randomly, "You still have three minutes."
Lu Jinyue's attention was indeed diverted. He turned around hastily and said anxiously, "Hurry, hurry, there is still one more question. Let's finish it quickly."
Fortunately, he answered the last question correctly, otherwise Lu Jinyue would probably have jumped out of the car.
After deducting the ten yuan bus fare, Lu Jinyue and Jiang Bieshan made a net profit of twenty yuan, so it was not all in vain.
The remaining groups were not idle either. While the two were answering questions, they managed to figure out some of the program team's routines.
The next to come on stage were Qiao Yujing and Kuang Ye.
Qiao Yujing passed the interview with a famous director a few days ago and successfully won a supporting role with a very outstanding character. Now he is full of energy. He looked at the content of the card given by the program team and asked, "What can a chicken do?"
Kuang Ye didn't match his brain waves, and interpreted the chicken meeting as an opportunity, and replied, "Opportunities are reserved for those who are prepared."
The answer was wrong and the staff member raised his left hand.
"I didn't describe it in detail enough." Qiao Yujing frowned and reflected, "I should ask this question. If a rooster can crow, then what can a hen do?"
Kuang Ye also took the blame on himself.
The two learned from their mistakes and only got one of the next four questions wrong, making a net profit of 100 yuan and becoming the group with the most money.
Next it was Chi Qi and Meng Tianyu's turn.
Before leaving her seat, Meng Tianyu patted Chi Qi on the shoulder and gave him a meaningful look, which doubled Chi Qi's pressure.
It’s similar to the feeling when you haven’t reviewed well but the teacher has high hopes for you.
Meng Tianyu didn't know that she had put pressure on Chi Qi invisibly, and her tone was full of interest, "Returning home and doing nothing, who do you belong to?"
Chi Qi was very self-aware, "Sinner."
Meng Tianyu: "..."
[Cannot refute. ]
[Yes, that's right. How do you know that I am a sinner when I am on vacation at home? ]
[I resonate with you. I really resonate with you. After all, the water at home is too deep.] ]
Chi Qi was paying attention to the staff's every move. When he saw him raise his left hand, his heart sank and he asked urgently, "What is the correct answer?"
"The correct answer is idler."
Chi Qi exclaimed, it seemed... this answer was indeed more reasonable.
It turns out that he is not a sinner because he does nothing at home, but... why does he feel like he has violated the laws of heaven every day?
Meng Tianyu quickly adjusted herself and looked at the two short words on the card. She felt that this was a sure thing. "A four-character idiom. What's the announcement?"
Her eyes were filled with anticipation, and she had already imagined the scene of pocketing the forty yuan. *
Chi Qi came back to his senses and blurted out without thinking: "Chicken diced."
Put them together and it becomes Kung Pao Chicken.
Meng Tianyu fell silent, while the crowd burst into laughter for the second time.
Chi Qi was confused and hadn't figured out what was wrong.
Half a minute later, he realized that Kung Pao Chicken is the name of a dish, not an idiom.
[Laughing and hugging.] ]
[My brother’s image as a foodie remains intact.] ]
[gongbao, gongbao, same pronunciation, no wonder it was misspelled. ]
[Chicken Pot Chicken Pot, passed through my stomach ~]
Chi Qi's face suddenly turned red, and he didn't know where to put his hands, but he was still trying to maintain his composure.
When he thought about how everyone was laughing at him, and how countless netizens were watching the live broadcast, and how his shame was known to everyone, Chi Qi wished he could find a hole to crawl into.
[I feel like a desperate and honest country man now. I stand there blankly and after a long while I can only ask, "Why?" 】
After finishing the next three questions, he fled back to his seat, quietly huddled in the corner like a mushroom, and secretly vowed to eat one less bowl of rice in the evening.
They got two out of five questions right, making a net profit of sixty yuan, and are currently ranked second.
Most of the competition was over, and it was the turn of Xia Xianyin and Fu Chenglin who had just joined.
Xia Xianyin asked, "When filming a movie, if a scene fails many times, what will you do?"
Fu Chenglin's smile froze, but he still answered honestly, "My temper."
These two words were like a bomb, and the barrage immediately started to explode.
[Wow, is that something you can say? ]
[Things like being a big shot came out so vividly. ]
[Hasn't it been revealed by industry insiders a long time ago that Fu Chenglin has a very bad temper in private? He often gets angry and quarrels with the director. He is particularly difficult to get along with, and his attitude towards his assistant is also arrogant. ]
[People who believe in unscrupulous yxh articles will be deceived into buying health products without any quality assurance when they are old. ]
[I just said two words and you all understood them. That’s amazing. ]
[The investor's relatives and friends didn't memorize their lines, recited numbers with a blank expression, and repeatedly NG'd a scene, delaying the progress of the entire crew. In this situation, isn't it normal for Fu Chenglin to have a bad temper? ]
Fu Chenglin was unaware of the turbulent comments and asked doubtfully, "Did I guess wrong?"
Xia Xianyin cleared her throat and said, "Well, the correct answer is pressure."
"Okay." Fu Chenglin spread his hands. "You're right. I still feel pressure sometimes, but it's less when I'm filming. When I answer wrongly like now, the pressure will be greater."
He has a great talent for acting and can easily control and switch between various characters with completely different personalities. He won the Best Actor award that year right after his debut, and can be said to have become famous at a young age.
Fu Chenglin and Xia Xianyin answered three questions correctly together, making a net profit of 100 yuan, and tied for first place with the group of Kuang Ye and Qiao Yujing.
Chi Sulu and Fu Boci appeared last.
Before starting, Chi Sulu specifically told Fu Chenglin to open his mouth and try to describe the words as detailed and accurate as possible.
Don't give her general or ambiguous concepts because she won't be able to guess.
Fu Chenglin nodded, indicating that he understood, so he asked, "Singer, what will Idol do?"
"……?"
Chi Sulu was stuck, she really wanted to ask the other party, did you really listen to what I said?
Who knows what will happen to singers and idols?
Could it be that she made a fool of herself like her brother?
Almost at the last minute, Chi Sulu gave a random answer, "Scandal."
She had no hope in the first place, so she was not surprised when she saw the staff member raise his left hand.
[hhhMy sister Lu is still so straightforward. ]
[Singers and idols have a high chance of getting involved in scandals. ]
[I laughed so hard, why are everyone’s answers so unexpected?] ]
After learning that the correct answer was album, Chi Sulu twitched her lips. It turned out that it was not that Fu Boci's description was inaccurate, but that her own stereotype was too strong.
This can't be entirely blamed on her. If any singers and idols in the circle had a little more career-orientedness, released more albums and did less weird things, she would not be unable to answer this question.
After all, it had nothing to do with her. After Chi Sulu comforted herself, she immediately started working on the next question.
In the end, the two of them answered two questions correctly and made a net profit of 60 yuan, which was a mediocre result.
[Can you continue to guess? I want to see more. ]
[How come we have reached our destination so quickly? Can we turn back and let the guests have another round? ]
The car stopped in front of a shopping mall.
The production crew generously rented several floors of a shopping mall, but they kept cutting the funding for the guests.
Niu Kulu walked in front and led the way. "Hello everyone, do you see this shopping mall behind me?"
"Now we enter the mall and come to the first floor of the mall. Go straight first and then turn right. This is where we will shoot next."
He began to introduce the content of the game. "The game is divided into two parts. In the first part, five groups enter the supermarket separately. Each guest takes ten pictures of the parts of the products in the supermarket. The time limit is 20 minutes."
"In the second stage, each group will be given 20 photos by drawing lots. After receiving the photos, the guests need to find the products within the specified time. All the products they find can be taken away."
That sounds fine, if that's all the rules say.
Niu Kulu added slowly, "But if you fail to find all the products, you will need to buy the ones you missed at your own expense. The time limit is 100 minutes."
In an instant, the atmosphere among the crowd changed, and everyone looked at everyone except their own group with scrutiny and assessment.
Who knows what kind of pictures the other party will take?
The supermarket chosen by the program team is very large, and finding products in it is not an easy task, let alone looking for them with a partial picture. To exaggerate a little, it is no different from looking for a needle in a haystack.
There is a high probability that they will be heavily in debt after playing this game.
The expressions on the guests' faces became solemn.
They had just received the money and it wasn't even warm yet, but they didn't want to hand it over at all.
Human joy is not the same, and most of the comments are very exciting.
[Fight!] Fight! Fight them all! ]
[This game is quite interesting and suitable for me to waste my youth. ]
[I have an idea: we can take a picture of half of the barcode and let other groups find it. ]
[Don't mind playing with friends, easy to break up with friends. ]
Lu Jinyue was the first to speak and break the silence, "Everyone, please give each other a way out so that we can meet again in the future."
Instead of killing each other, it is better to work together for a win-win situation.
Xia Xianyin took the initiative to say: "Let's work together and take some simple and easy-to-identify pictures, so that everyone can find the products within the specified time, without having to pay for it themselves, and can save some money for later use."
Chi Sulu had no objection, "I agree."
Qiao Yujing thought more carefully and added: "Everyone can take more pictures of products such as biscuits and bread, so that we will have dinner."
"To prevent you from helping each other."
A voice that was deliberately raised brought everyone back to their senses. "If a team member finds all the corresponding products based on the pictures, then! The team that provided the pictures will be deducted 50 yuan as punishment for not taking the game seriously."
Everyone :)
This is too bad.
Chi Qi was speechless at this outrageous rule.
[You could have just robbed us of our money, but you made a game for us to play. 】
This rule is just causing trouble. Fu Chenglin asked bluntly, "Director Niu, don't you have any friends?"
Niu Kulu made a face that said, "You don't understand this, do you?" and said earnestly, "It doesn't matter how many friends you have. The key is to make more enemies. Then, when you are old, you will receive good news one after another."
Fu Chenglin, "..."
There is some truth in what you said.
Niu Kulu gave a typical slap in the face and then a sweet date, "Of course we have taken this into consideration, so in the second stage, four staff members from the program team will come over immediately. After completing the tasks required by the staff, you can get a hint."
"But!" he emphasized again, "A person only has three chances to get a clue."
"Okay, the timer starts, everyone go in."
All the supermarket's swing gates were opened to facilitate the guests' passage.
The first part was taking photos. There was no rush, so Chi Qi walked slowly, stopping and starting to take a few photos of the patterns on the packaging bags, the eyes of some cartoon characters, and small objects that are easily overlooked.
He didn't want to make things too difficult for other groups, but he didn't want to be fined by the program team even more.
With the mentality of "I would rather die than let my friend die", I took ten pictures.
At the appointed time, Chi Qi walked out of the supermarket to gather.
Fu Chenglin saw him, stepped forward and put his arm around his shoulders affectionately, and said loudly: "The pictures I took are all easy to identify. Please be merciful to the two people in our group and don't find all the products. Leave the cheapest one for you to buy."
His words were sincere and every sentence was thoughtful of others.
Chi Qi had a bad premonition in his heart, and felt vaguely that the hand on his shoulder was as heavy as a thousand pounds.
As expected, the next moment, Fu Chenglin turned his head and smiled maliciously, "Are the photos you took easy to find?"
“…”
The sudden question undoubtedly put Chi Qi in a difficult position. Everyone's eyes were focused on him. Chi Qi hesitated and did not dare to express his true thoughts.
Fu Chenglin was very sensitive to changes in emotions and immediately noticed his nervousness. "It seems that the group that got the photo you took will be in trouble."
Chi Qi, "..."
Chi Qi didn't want to record the variety show anymore, he wanted to beat Fu Chenglin up.
It’s been so long, this person wouldn’t still be holding a grudge, right?
You are too petty.
Chi Qi unconsciously clenched his fingers, gritted his teeth and whispered: "You're almost there."
Fu Chenglin still had a smile on his face, "Alas, after all, not everyone is as kind as me and willing to sacrifice themselves for others."
[Nonsense, I saw the pictures you took, it’s very hard to find. ]
[There are 800 hearts in total at the beginning, and the other guests have -1 heart in total, so Fu Chenglin has 801 hearts. ]
[As expected, men’s mouths are full of lies. They don’t even need to draft their lies. ]
[Don’t you find it funny when you hear what you say? ]
Chi Qi couldn't bear it anymore, so he raised his foot and kicked behind him, but Fu Chenglin dodged it in advance. He said angrily, "I just said a few words, why are you angry?"
"But I'm telling the truth, you..."
[If a house collapses, you can rebuild it, but the one you built cannot be rebuilt. 】
At the critical moment, Chi Qi burst out with amazing strength and waved his hand to push him away.
"It hurts!" Fu Chenglin took two steps back, covered his abdomen exaggeratedly, and said in pain: "You hit me so hard, we are not friends but enemies."
"Have you finished pretending?" Chi Qi was speechless, "I didn't even hit you."
*
The program team printed out all the photos, and after drawing lots, each group entered the supermarket again.
After discussion, Chi Qi and Meng Tianyu decided to search separately, perhaps they could do it faster.
The partial picture in his hand had no features at all, and he couldn't imagine what kind of product it was. Chi Qi walked aimlessly, he had no idea at all.
Standing in front of the shelf in the snack area, his eyes swept across the rows of colorful packaging bags. Comparatively speaking, Chi Qi was more familiar with the packaging of snacks, so he planned to start from there.
After a few minutes, Chi Qi found nothing. He blinked his sore eyes, turned around and started looking at another row of shelves.
He was not a patient person. The more he couldn't find the product, the more annoyed he became. He simply skipped the first picture and drew a new one.
After seeing the content clearly, he stood there in disbelief, rubbing his eyes, thinking he was hallucinating.
When I put down the phone, the picture didn't change at all, it was still just five simple words.
Shelf life: three years.
Chi Qi has the following six points to say: "..."
Which genius took the photo?
He picked up the nearest product and looked for the expiration dates of the products one by one.
Suddenly, a cute teddy bear appeared right in front of his sight, and when it saw him, it quickly turned around and left.
Chi Qi immediately thought of the staff member Niu Kulu mentioned who could provide clues, and followed him without thinking.
The ragdoll bear is tall and has big steps, but fortunately the heavy doll costume limits his speed, so he has to be much slower when turning.
Chi Qi then went around from the other side, ran to the front of the stuffed bear and blocked it, looking up and asked, "Hello, can you give me a clue?"
The teddy bear didn't respond.
He remembered what Niu Kulu said, that he needed to complete the corresponding instructions before he could get the clues, so he tried to talk to the ragdoll bear, "Is there anything I need to do?"
The ragdoll bear didn't say anything, but patted Chi Qi's head three times.
Not heavy, as light as a caress.
Chi Qi, "?"
[I'm not Sun Wukong. It's useless to pat me on the head. I can't understand. 】
The ragdoll bear opened its arms and slowly approached.
Chi Qi guessed what he meant, "Do you want a hug?"
The ragdoll bear tilted its head and, while the boy in front of it was not paying attention, hugged him.
Chi Qi was caught off guard and was picked up, "???"
The stuffed bear hugged him and ran to a more secluded corner at the other end.
There was a white wall behind him, and Chi Qi was carefully put down. Then the stuffed bear stretched out one of its paws and leaned against the white wall.
The distance between the man and the bear was instantly shortened.
The stuffed bear still seemed to feel that it was not enough, and moved a little closer. The fur on the doll's clothes gently rubbed Chi Qi's cheek.
Chi Qi stood there in a daze with a dull expression. This posture seemed like... a wall-dong?
He was pinned against a wall by a stuffed bear?
How can this be? Just because you are a teddy bear, does that mean you can act like a hooligan and do whatever you want?
[Ahhhh, I understand. If I put on a doll costume, I can get kisses from handsome guys.] ]
[Looks like a good kid and is kissed well. ]
What is this stuffed bear doing? Taking advantage of your brother? I won't allow it! Pull this bear away! Ahhhh how can this be! ! ! ]
[It seems like he is wearing a mask, but in fact he is taking off his disguise. ]
[Seeing the puppet costume reminded me of the time when my brother put on a frog puppet costume during my college entrance exam. He stood outside the examination room holding a banner and waited for me for two hours. He would rather die of heat than let me die socially. ]
Chi Qi pushed the stuffed bear away with his hands. He didn't want to be too intimate with strangers, even through the doll costume. "No, I have a boyfriend..."
Before he could finish his words, the teddy bear raised his hand and pushed him back to the wall, patting his head with his palm.
This was the second time that the teddy bear did this action. Chi Qi inexplicably sensed a sense of familiarity from this action.
A few images quickly flashed through his mind, and he stopped moving, no longer resisting.
Then, the netizens in the live broadcast room watched helplessly.
The ragdoll bear put one arm around Chi Qi's waist, slightly lifted up his upper body, and with one hand supported the back of Chi Qi's head. In broad daylight, he lowered his head and touched his cheek several times.
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