Chapter 97
Chi Qi was carried by the top star Lazy Sheep and got the highest number of votes. He showed an expression that said he was worthy of being me and boasted proudly, "First place, it's a piece of cake."
[For me to win the first place, I want to thank hydrogen, helium, lithium, beryllium, boron, carbon, nitrogen...protein, carbohydrates, fats, Golgi bodies, mitochondria, chloroplasts...]
Chi Sulu felt a headache after listening to this. She really wanted to know how Chi Qi managed to say so much non-repetitive nonsense every day?
Today is also the day when I want to feed my brother mute medicine.
After a moment, she reacted a little late. Chi Qi was speaking in his heart, and even if he was poisoned and mute, it would not be affected.
Well, she should take some deafening medicine herself.
Niu Kulu congratulated with a smile, "Congratulations, lucky guy, you will get the 10 million yuan grand prize prepared for you by the program team."
Seize the young master? You mean Duo Shao?
[Ten million?] Is it a fake one? It must be Zundu! 】
Chi Qi gasped. The surprise came too suddenly. He stuttered, "Thousands, thousands, thousands... tens of millions?"
Niu Kulu smiled and nodded, "Yes, a jackpot of tens of millions."
Chi Qi counted on his fingers and found that there were eight zeros in total. "Sister, pinch me quickly, pinch me hard."
Chi Sulu's nails were very long, and she casually grabbed a small portion of the flesh. Before she could exert any force, Chi Qi began to hiss like a snake.
His eyes were wet with excitement, and he kept muttering, "It's true, it's true."
[OMG, I’m rich!] This is what I deserve for promoting the God of Wealth for so many years! Oh God, you finally treat me as your grandson! 】
[? ? ? Are the program crew serious about this? ]
[I can tell it’s fake even if I use my toes to guess. The program team doesn’t even have 10 million in funding. ]
[Here it comes!] Money is coming from all directions, money is coming from all directions (valid forever, no side effects) → Huge sums of money have arrived, valid forever (no side effects), win the # # # big □□ additional first prize, the first prize of the Double Color Ball, the first prize of the Seven Star Color, and the first prize of the mobile phone in the live broadcast room! ]
[…Why are there bots in barrage? ]
Niu Kulu thought about what he was going to say next, and almost couldn't hold back his lips. His face twisted for a moment, "The winner, please step forward to claim it."
Chi Qi held his head high and chest puffed out, feeling very pleased with himself. He had no idea what he was about to face and was completely immersed in joy.
The rest of the people gave a warm round of applause.
Chi Qi glanced at the whole audience calmly, stretched out his hands, and said respectfully as if he was receiving an imperial decree, "Director Niu Kurulu, you can give it to me now."
Niu Kulu smiled meaningfully, "Okay, I'll give it to you now, and you must keep it well."
Chi Qi nodded firmly, looking around at the same time. Where is it? Where is it? Why hasn't he seen it yet?
Niu Kulu cleared his throat and said, "Please keep these four wishes. I wish you happiness, health, and safety."
Chi Qi: “.”
[My name is Hang Dali. The director said that I won a multi-million dollar prize. If I hadn’t received it, I would still be penniless. I almost made it. 】
[Damn it, how dare you play tricks on me? I’m calling the police!] I will report it to the central government! If the central government can’t handle it, I will report it to the United Nations! Report to Heaven! 】
The joys and sorrows of human beings are not the same. Chi Sulu laughed so hard that he couldn't straighten his waist. "Brother, you are still too young and don't understand the sinisterness of the production team."
If a different guest were to receive the award, the show would not have the same effect.
Chi Qi's gaze passed behind her, and everyone's face was filled with laughter.
So he is the only stupid one who believed it?
It seems that the program crew is going all out on him.
[I give up. Are the production crew making fun of me? ]
[I admire you guys for not helping an old lady crossing the road! ]
[The longest road I have ever walked is the routine of the program team. ]
[Don't worry, I guess there is a flip. ]
Thanks to Chi Qi's strong psychological endurance, he experienced the transition from joy to sorrow in just a few minutes without breaking down.
But he was not the type to keep silent about his loss. After calming down for a few seconds, his eyes curved cunningly, "Director Niu Kulu, do you still remember the three hundred million I lent you?"
Niu Kulu, "???"
What? Are you confused by anger?
He was surprised. "When did I lend you money? Was it in a dream?"
"I'm lending it to you now. I wish you a successful career, a peaceful life, and a successful life." Chi Qi retorted, "You owe me 260 million now. I'll give you a zero and just pay me back 200 million."
Now it was Niu Kulu's turn to be speechless, "..."
The routine failed and you ended up being tricked.
[Hahahaha, my brain is pretty good.]
[Thank God for the 30 million: after countless hardships, difficulties and dangers, and countless cuts. ]
[Defeat magic with magic. ]
[My friend said exactly the same thing to me, but what I replied to her was: I will give you four mouths, a happy mouth, a blessed mouth, a healthy mouth, and a peaceful mouth. She was very happy when she received it. ]
Niu Kulu touched his nose, a little embarrassed, "It's just a joke, the grand prize will be revealed later to create a sense of mystery."
[Director Niu Kulu, why don’t you change your career and become a painter? I think you are quite good at painting pie in the sky. 】
Chi Qi's taunting value was maxed out, "Is there any water? Your pancake is too hard and too salty, I can't swallow it."
Niu Kulu was choked. How should he respond?
Angry children are really hard to deal with. It’s all because of the bad ideas given by the planning team. We will remove the big chicken legs from their lunch boxes later.
Niu Kulu chose to cover his ears and walked forward boldly, ignoring the comments from the outside world. "Congratulations to everyone for successfully completing the task of pottery. Next, you will be placed in nature... be indifferent and peaceful, detached from the world, and enjoy a kind of tranquility, a kind of comfort, and a sense of indifference alone."
In short, the last task is to go fishing.
"Friendly reminder, the fish you catch will be your dinner. Those who don't catch any fish may go hungry."
What? Are you hungry?
Chi Sulu stepped forward upon hearing this, "No way, it's the last day already, director, you still want to make things difficult for us, can't you arrange some easier tasks for us to leave us with good memories?"
Niu Kulu used his loud voice to shout, "Isn't it easy to knead mud? I see you guys are having a lot of fun."
Chi Sulu said, "I want to be happy forever."
Niu Kulu refused coldly, "Then think about it. I am a director, not a turtle in a wishing well."
Who made your fans always call me evil bull under the official Weibo?
I will show them now what true evil is!
Niu Kulu straightened his back and said, "It's settled. Come on, I'm rooting for you."
All guests: Who made the decision with you?
After lunch and a brief rest, the group was taken to the pond.
The staff distributed the tools and feed that had been purchased in advance, and thoughtfully placed eight stools by the pond.
Next, it’s the guests’ turn to perform.
Chi Qi sat down and fiddled with it for a long time. He looked at the fishing rod in his hand, then looked at the rippling water surface, and fell into deep thought.
Hmm...how do I go fishing? What are the steps of fishing?
He can't!
Chi Qi swung the rod around, and just when he was at a loss, the 1V1 Bachu next to him began teaching offline.
Zhou Yingnan patiently explained to Ye Man, "Hold the rod and shake out the tip first. You don't need to shake it a lot, just a little bit will do, because the high carbon rod is easy to break..."
Ye Man followed his instructions and began to move slowly.
"First, turn the mouth over, then up and down, and put on a noose." Zhou Yingnan continued to demonstrate, "Then push up at this position, and it will be completely strangled."
Chi Qi learned quietly, his eyes full of desire for knowledge. He replicated the movements one by one, and because he was afraid that they couldn't see clearly, he almost stretched his neck towards the two of them.
Ye Man praised, "Brother Yingnan, you are so awesome."
Zhou Yingnan shook his head. "I just happen to know a little bit, but it's not that great."
Ye Man pursed her lips and smiled, "He knows a little bit of everything, he's really amazing!"
Zhou Yingnan raised the corner of his mouth and looked at him softly.
Chi Qi's neck was stiff at the back, and he didn't see the two people take the next step.
What are you doing? Are you still fishing? 】
He rubbed the back of his neck with his hand and turned his head. Suddenly, a long object faintly visible in the branches above caught his attention.
Chi Qi was stunned for a moment, then curiously opened his eyes to look. When he saw the object clearly, his scalp instantly went numb. He pointed at the branch and said in surprise, "Sister, snake! There is a snake over there!"
Chi Sulu, who didn't understand what was going on, didn't even raise his head. He shouted after him with a trembling voice, "Don't shout at me, I'm scared too."
The brother and sister were terrified, but in the blink of an eye they retreated a hundred meters away, leaving the scene in chaos.
[A word of advice to everyone: don’t be afraid of the heat when fishing, and don’t sit under the shade of trees, otherwise you never know what will appear above your head. ]
[It is recommended that the country ban snake bites. ]
[Clicked, hoping the snake would understand the suggestion. ]
[Most snakes are non-venomous, so even if you get bitten it's okay. You'll just get two bumps, one on your body and one on the mountain. ]
[Wait, it doesn’t seem to be a real snake, but a simulated animal model. ]
At the same time, Zhou Yingnan also discovered the clue, "Don't panic, it's a plastic snake."
Chi Qi was too frightened and still doubted, "Is it true?"
Zhou Yingnan picked up a long branch, reached out and hooked the plastic snake off, and threw it to the ground with a plop. "Really."
You know what, this toy snake is really lifelike and has a very high degree of simulation. Even the texture on the snake skin is perfectly reproduced. At first glance, there is no flaw at all, so it's not unfair to be scared.
Chi Qi's heart was pounding.
[Which bastard put the snake on the tree? Give me some roughness! I promise not to beat you to death! I'm just letting you experience the eight tortures! 】
Zhou Yingnan turned around and saw the look on Ye Man's face. He asked with concern, "Are you scared too?"
Ye Man blinked his eyes. "No, I suddenly remembered something in the past." After a few seconds, he added, "I remembered the time I was bitten by a snake before."
That was the beginning of his glimpse into Zhou Yingnan's heart, and also the beginning of their gradually intimate relationship.
On Zhou Yinghuai's 19th birthday, he dragged Ye Man to go hiking. On the way, for some unknown reason, the two had an argument, and the argument was particularly intense. In the end, Zhou Yinghuai drove away in a fit of anger.
By the time Zhou Yingnan learned the news, the sky outside the window had already darkened. He didn't bother to deal with his upset brother. After asking for the location, he hurried over.
The mountain path was difficult to walk on, and it took him a lot of effort to find Ye Man.
At that time, Ye Man was sitting on the ground, his whole body was dirty, his trouser legs were rolled up, revealing a part of his calves. When he saw the tall man walking towards him, he shrank back and dodged.
Zhou Yinghuai was obviously worried to death, but the first thing he said was to question, "Why didn't you reply to my message?"
Ye Man hung his head and explained, "My phone is out of battery."
His voice was soft and light, and he had a pitiful expression. Zhou Yingnan's anger immediately disappeared, and then fear took over.
Zhou Yingnan took off his coat and put it on Ye Man. When he bent over and got closer, he saw two red spots on his calves. They were particularly conspicuous against his fair skin. His heart skipped a beat, "How did the wounds come about?"
Ye Man wrapped his coat tightly around himself and felt a little warmer. "I was bitten by a snake."
He wrote casually, "Small snake, not poisonous."
"I'll take you to the hospital." Zhou Yingnan was worried and asked, "Can you still get up?"
Ye Man showed no sign of getting up. "I can't get up."
Zhou Yingnan sighed, as if he had no way to deal with him, and half-knelt on the ground, "Let me carry you."
He put Ye Man in the car quietly. Just as he was about to speak, he was interrupted by the other party. Ye Man said, "Not only did I quarrel with Ah Huai, but I was also bitten by a snake. It's already miserable enough. Can you please stop scolding me?"
Very annoying.
"I..." Zhou Yingnan didn't mean to scold him, but after thinking about it, he felt that the more he said, the more mistakes he would make. Keeping silent was the best option at this moment, so he let the other party misunderstand him.
The car was silent for a while, and no one spoke.
After a long while, Ye Man asked, "Did Ah Huai ask you to come to me? Where is he?"
If you depend on him, you will have to spend the night in the mountains.
Zhou Yingnan had a tense expression and said stiffly, "I guess he's resting at home."
Ye Man said, "I understand."
After a long while, he said, "Thank you for coming to see me."
At that time, Zhou Yingnan had many thoughts in his mind. He wanted to say that his brother was too immature and that he and her were not a good match, so it would be better to break up as soon as possible. He also wanted to say that he could also be his support...
It has been so long that he can't remember why he didn't say it out loud. Maybe it was because he was too proud of his status, or maybe he didn't recognize his own feelings.
After that, within a few days, Zhou Yinghuai managed to coax Ye Man into submission. It was said that he gave her a car, and the two became inseparable again.
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Although it was a false alarm, Chi Qi was unwilling to sit under the tree anyway. He insisted on moving the stool away. For the first time, he had a strong desire to bask in the sun.
He casually threw the fishing rod into the pond and sat there in a daze, motionless.
Chi Sulu had a better tolerance. After calming down, he began to worry about the task. He patted Chi Qi on the shoulder and asked, "Are you sure you can catch a fish?"
Even though Chi Qi had just been frightened to death and hadn't recovered yet, playing with abstraction was ingrained in his bones. "I'm about 40 percent sure, a little bit, but not much."
Chi Sulu, "..."
It is better to rely on oneself than on others, so she should study fishing skills on her own.
The first guest to catch a fish was Kuang Ye. Unfortunately, when he pulled it up, he found it was a small fish not even as long as his palm.
Qiao Yujing suggested, "Let's release the little fish."
Fish that are too small still have a long time to grow. Instead of keeping them and eating them, it is better to release them into the wild to promote ecological balance.
Kuang Ye also had this plan. He nodded in agreement and threw it out.
The trajectory of the small fish formed a beautiful parabola in the air, and then sank straight into the mud at the edge of the pond.
Kuang Ye, "."
Qiao Yujing, "."
The barrage started laughing again.
[Hello, you can’t grow fish here. ]
[You reap what you sow, you reap what you sow, you plant fish... I've waited until you, and I'm glad I didn't give up. ]
[Fish: I thought I was a Bodhisattva, but turned out to be a living devil. ]
[You know you need to cover the fish with mud before grilling it. You know you can cook. ]
[Maybe it’s because the local customs are different. We have never grown fish here. ]
Before one crisis is over, another crisis arises.
Next door, Lu Jinyue and Jiang Bieshan started arguing again.
The reason for the quarrel is not clear at the moment, but during the quarrel, the fish were scared away, so the two people who had just stopped fighting started blaming each other again.
[The ignition points of these two people are lower than white phosphorus. They will catch fire as long as they breathe the same air. ]
[Rumor: The huge ship of □□ between these two people has never disappeared. As soon as they opened their eyes, they started to curse each other, and the curses were so intense that hundreds of sparks flew. ]
[It’s louder than the sound of firecrackers. If they can keep quarreling every day for ten years, how can it not be considered perseverance? ]
Chi Sulu followed the search steps, sprinkled some bait, and then tried fishing to determine the rod point below the water surface. Just as she lowered her head to continue reading the text, the float shook and then sank quickly.
A fish took the bait, and it was a big one.
Chi Sulu slowly read the rest of the content, freed her hands and tried to lift the fishing rod, but found a downward force stopping her, "Why can't I retract this thing?"
"Could it be that it hooked onto some water plants?" Chi Qi leaned over and pointed, "Sister, don't pull too hard, or you might break the line."
Chi Sulu relaxed a little, but the force was still there, and he even flapped his arms twice.
Wait, flutter...
There are living things in the pond! It's a fish!
After thinking about this, Chi Sulu held the rod tightly and said excitedly, "It's not the water grass that's hooked, it's a fish."
Chi Qi curled his lips, "Impossible, how can it be so easy to catch a fish?"
Chi Sulu's mind and eyes were full of his fish. He handed the rod to him and said, "Stop talking nonsense. Help me pull it up."
Chi Qi took the pole reluctantly, "I've already said it..."
His voice stopped abruptly because he saw the fish floating on the water.
After a lot of effort and spending half a day with the fish, I finally pulled it to the shore.
Then, Chi Qi looked at the fish head which was much bigger than his fist, and blushed, "This is a stupid fish, just throw it away."
He said, "You just put the hook down and this fish came over to bite it. It must be sick in the brain. You can't eat it. Throw it away."
Jealousy made him completely unrecognizable and unable to distinguish right from wrong.
Chi Sulu happily circled around the fish, "It's okay, it can help you replenish your brain."
[Are you calling me dumber than a fish? How is that possible? No matter how stupid I am, I won't be stupid enough to die. Knowing that there is a tiger in the mountain, I will just back off! 】
It’s hard to describe the look in Chi Sulu’s eyes. Would a normal person compare his IQ with that of a fish?
Her brother is not only stupid, but also seems to be mentally unstable.
Because of this, a bunch of fishermen showed up.
[It's just average. I've caught bigger fish than this.] ]
[It is recommended to release them. All living things have spirits, and this kind of big fish has become a spirit, which can easily make people lose their minds. My second uncle caught a bigger fish than this last time. He usually comes back at noon, but that time we found him at eight o'clock in the evening. He was wandering around the village with the fish on his shoulder, and he passed by his home three times without entering. ]
[It was just a fish. I remember it was the summer of 20xx, at 3:45 pm on August 21st. When a big black carp weighing about 25 or 26 kilograms was pulled ashore, the net broke and it ran away. It ran away, it had no fate with us. 5783 days have passed and I have never cared about it. ]
[Based on my experience, this fish weighed only about five kilograms in 20xx. ]
[It’s normal. The fish grows every year. It ran away, not dead. ]
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