Chapter 121 Chapter 121 The cart was transformed into a bulldozer, Liu Ying...
It was a downhill slope, and the ice was smooth and unobstructed. Zhao Weijun was so angry that he pedaled like a Hot Wheels. The cart seemed to be equipped with accelerating missiles. The wheels turned faster and faster, and in the end they even lifted off the ground. It was like a big flying movement.
Zhao Weijun's adrenaline was secreted violently, and his whole body was filled with blood. All that was left was the excitement of revenge: he couldn't scare the group of inhuman people behind him to death!
Tiedan: “Ahhhh——”
Grandma Sun: “Hey hey hey——”
Han Zhenzhen: “Ahhhhhh——”
There was a chaotic howling on the cart, as if it was a zoo with rich species and all the creatures were lively and energetic.
Amidst the discordant syllables, Song Ruan's voice, who had finally come to her senses, broke through the siege:
“Wuhu—faster—exciting!!!”
Zhao Weijun, who was pedaling his bicycle hard in front of her hoping to scare her, was so angry that his nose was crooked.
——This unexpected combination of circumstances has turned out to be perfect for you, right?
He turned his head in frustration, and just as he opened his mouth to tell her to stop trying to get a ride, he saw his nephew Tiedan looking at him and pointing forward in horror: "Uncle, uncle, uncle, goose!!!!!!"
Why are you hungry? You're hungry right after eating. What a glutton.
Besides, why would you call him if you’re hungry? Can’t you see he’s riding his bike now?
——He also knows that he is riding a bike now.
Zhao Weimin saw clearly what he was about to hit and was so frightened that he said in a high-pitched voice, "Second brother, watch the road!!!"
Zhao Weijun finally reacted. He turned around suddenly and saw a group of majestic geese staggering out from the intersection ahead.
! ! !
He slammed the brakes, the bicycle made a sharp squeaking sound, and left a long white mark on the ice - fortunately, it stopped narrowly.
But the bicycle has brakes, but the cart behind it doesn’t.
Even because it was still downhill, the speed did not decrease at all, and it rushed forward with great momentum. In the blink of an eye, it caught up with the stopped bicycle.
The two long wooden handles in front of the cart, which were originally used for people to pull, now acted like bulldozers. With a clang, they lifted up the entire bicycle just like bandits robbing a bride or an excavator digging soil.
Zhao Weijun, who was originally on one foot on the ground, hadn't reacted yet when he was spun dizzily into the air. He lost his balance and fell to the ground with a thud. It fell right between the two wooden handles, like smoked pork belly on the grill.
He had not yet recovered from the fall when the cart was pushed into the carriage through the wooden handle due to the fierce inertia of the cart which was still rushing forward.
Song Ruan and Han Zhenzhen were the last to come up so it was okay, but Zhao Weimin and Wu Jianguo who were in the front suffered a lot.
Men, by nature, love to pursue excitement, and were originally enjoying the thrill of speeding.
As a result, with a bang, a 28-inch bicycle with a person on it came blowing towards them in the wind, knocking the two men to the ground in an instant.
There was a loud crash and a bang, and everyone screamed.
Grandma Sun and Liu Xiaojuan, who were sitting in the middle, were also affected a little. They were howling like ghosts and wolves, and the sound of monkeys crying on both sides of the river could not stop.
This is not the worst. The cart has not stopped yet and is still rushing forward with great momentum.
Seeing that the situation was not good, Song Ruan grabbed Han Zhenzhen and jumped downstairs.
Han Zhenzhen was confused and was carried down by Song Ruan like a chick. She shivered and fell on the ice before finally standing steadily.
The cart became lighter without the weight of two people, and its speed increased, so it went deep into the flock of geese.
"Geese, geese, geese!!"
“Ga ga ga ga ga!!!”
All of a sudden, people were shouting, cars were honking, geese were flying, and feathers were falling. It was like a small tornado had occurred in the flat ground, and the originally quiet village road suddenly became bustling.
Zhao Weijun was shoveled onto the handlebars of a cart and hit by a bicycle. He was dizzy and hadn't yet focused his vision when an angry goose flapped its wings and pounced towards him.
The structure of the eyes of geese is very strange. It is a bit like a convex lens, so everything they see becomes smaller. In other words, it thinks that everyone is inferior to itself, and it thinks that no one can beat it. It is very ferocious, and is a bully in the countryside, bullying people and pecking dogs. It can be used as a guard dog.
Normally, a lone goose would randomly spit at passersby, let alone now that there are flocks of geese and carts attacking them first. This is really...
The opposite of Tiangang! !
Come on, geese, teach this human who dares to cause trouble a lesson! ! !
The flock of geese responded enthusiastically, flapping their big wings and pecking at the people on the cart.
Mrs. Sun was slapped in the face by a big goose.
How could she be the kind of person who is willing to suffer a loss? If anyone dares to challenge her, she will beat him, whether he is a human or a dog. She immediately rolled up her sleeves and slapped him back.
After all, she has been doing farm work all year round and has strong hands. The goose was slapped by her and turned 180 degrees on the spot. It was dizzy, but it was not afraid and opened its mouth fiercely to bite.
——Biting Zhao Weimin on the butt.
Zhao Weimin was hit by a car in front and bitten by a goose from behind. He was attacked from both sides and let out a loud scream.
"ah!!"
But no one came to help him.
It’s not that the Zhao family has weak family ties—although it’s not that strong—it’s mainly because these are a group of geese, and everyone is being beaten equally.
Wu Jianguo was fighting on two fronts with the big geese that kept jumping up from his left and right, and he could barely manage a good fight; when Grandma Sun slapped a goose away, thousands of angry geese pounced on him, and it was like being trapped in a white whirlpool, where two fists could not defeat eight mouths; Liu Xiaojuan and Chen Guifen also had to protect the children, and they were also in a dilemma.
But the one who suffered the most was Zhao Weijun.
His body was pinned down by the bicycle and he couldn't move. Although these lumps of steel barely provided him with some cover, the geese's attacks were all directed at his face because of this.
“Ahhh!!”
A big goose with slightly gray wings bit his nose. There were small serrations around the edge of the goose's beak, and the force of the bite was so strong that Zhao Weijun almost cried.
He grabbed the goose's neck and tried to pull it away, but the goose refused to let go. Instead, his nose felt even more painful as if it was being pulled, and his head unconsciously lifted slightly due to the force.
Another goose flapped its wings and swooped over, and its red webbed feet stepped on Zhao Weijun's face with a slap.
After all, it weighs several kilograms and has the impact of taking off, which caused Zhao Weijun's head to smash down with a bang. His nose was pulled out, but his head hit the cart hard.
The front and back of my head began to swell up slowly at the same time.
The goose that he lifted up by the neck was in a hanging position, and its two feet stomped on the ground - there was no ground, so they kicked Zhao Weijun's mouth.
Zhao Weijun: ...
He suddenly threw the goose in his hand back like a sandbag, and the goose did a 360-degree turn in the air and landed in the middle of the cart like an air-dropped bomb.
Grandma Sun and her group: ...
Your son/uncle/man has given you a goose.
Enemy Strength: +1.
Chen Guifen had already had a hard time protecting her child from the goose, and when she saw another vicious one coming, she couldn't hold it in any longer and yelled, "Zhao Weijun, are you still a human being? You threw the goose here and asked us to take the blame for you?"
While hitting the goose that continued to pounce on him, Zhao Weijun shouted in injustice: "I didn't do it on purpose. It was so urgent at that time, I just did it casually."
"You're hurting people whenever you do something!" Chen Guifen shouted relentlessly. The goose didn't care who was good or bad. It felt that it had suffered a great punishment at the moment, and it went up and started pecking like a honey badger.
Recover the glory of the geese! ! !
Crunch, crunch, it bites! !
"ah--!!"
Chen Guifen was twisted on the thigh by the big goose and had no time to quarrel.
She grabbed the goose's neck in a rage and started plucking its feathers.
"It's what you deserve! It's what you deserve! --" the big goose screamed, but it could not resist the trend of its beloved Maomao leaving it. In a rage, it decided to die together with Chen Guifen, and raised its neck to bite her.
Chen Guifen's cotton-padded jacket was an old one picked up from her mother, and it didn't fit her perfectly. Just now when she was fanning the goose, her cotton coat slipped down because of the movement of her hands, revealing her bare wrist. Now the goose, which had shed its feathers, fought back and bit her. It was so painful.
She screamed violently.
Niu Niu and Tiedan were now hiding behind their mother and aunt and were not pecked, but they were so scared that they didn't even dare to cry, for fear of attracting the geese.
Song Ruan and Han Zhenzhen had retreated three thousand miles when the battle began. Now they were standing far away on the opposite side of the road, watching the fight between Lao Zhao's family and the geese. Listening to Chen Guifen's almost voice-breaking scream, they took two steps back.
As for helping?
Those geese are so ferocious, and they are in a group. I can’t help them at all!
The fake friendship that we just had with Grandma Sun disappeared in an instant like the mist under the scorching sun.
Han Zhenzhen thanked Song Ruan from the bottom of her heart, "Sister Ruan, it's a good thing you pulled me away, otherwise I would be the one in trouble now."
Song Ruan also nodded with relief in her heart: Fortunately, she runs fast!
The battle was raging over there, the geese were cackling, the adults were yelling and cursing, and goose feathers were fluttering down from the sky, adding background material to the battle scene.
"What are you doing? What are you doing? You look like a decent person and have a bicycle, but you secretly bully the geese in our team, right?"
A villager wearing a dog-skin hat, who looked like he was in charge of herding the geese, ran out hurriedly from another road. He saw his flock of geese being beaten by a group of people, especially the most beautiful leading goose, which had a bald circle on its neck and looked as ugly as a bald old hen that was about to be killed because of its old age. He felt distressed on the spot.
These were the things their team had prepared to exchange for at the market last year. They hoped to get more things to celebrate the New Year and even to make life easier next year. These were all beautiful geese that had been carefully selected, but they ended up being ruined like this!
Is that the hair that fell off? This is money falling! !
His eyes turned red on the spot, and he asked with both heartache and anger.
Zhao Weijun: “???”
He raised his head slowly, and his nose, which had been twisted violently by the goose, began to swell up like a red balloon. At first glance, it looked like a tomato on a black plate.
"Say it again, who is bullying whom?"
He asked in a hoarse voice in disbelief.
Song Ruan looked at his red nose and muttered to Han Zhenzhen: "Look, a clown."
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