Chapter 123 Two-in-one fuck your dad’s Pi Yan!
After enjoying the family martial arts film she directed, Song Ruan continued to walk into the market with a grin. There were more and more people inside, some selling roasted chestnuts, some selling mountain products such as hazelnuts and walnuts, and some selling fish, rabbits and pheasants. Although rice and other grains were not allowed to be sold, she still saw someone on the street corner holding a cloth bag with a handful of rice in his hand, looking around with a shifty look in his eyes.
Rice and flour are almost hard currency in this era, and it is close to the New Year, so there are quite a lot of people who want to buy them. Song Ruan has already seen three or four people walking by.
However, the price seemed a bit high. Several people who gathered around changed their expressions after asking. They mentioned the price a few times but the seller just shook his head. In the end, only a man who was relatively well-dressed gritted his teeth and sold some.
When they were giving the money, the two of them were like gangsters meeting each other, it was so fast.
Song Ruan watched with great interest - the various kinds of people in this era.
In addition, there are fruit sellers, but it is the season now, so there are no fresh fruits. They are just processed candied fruits such as persimmon cakes and dried dates, as well as frozen goods such as frozen persimmons and frozen pears.
Song Ruan was from the South in both his previous and current life. It was the first time he saw something new like frozen fruit, and he excitedly bought a bunch of them.
Finally, she bought some dried tofu, wrapped it in oil paper and then wrapped it with a scarf to prevent it from becoming freeze-dried after wandering around in such weather for a long time. She had other plans for frozen tofu, so the dried tofu still kept its original flavor.
The two of them walked from one end of the market to the other, and finally squeezed out. The sacks were bulging and looked as if they were inflated - they were filled with spoils.
It was a fruitful return.
No, I didn’t. I heard that because the Chinese New Year was approaching, the leaders at the top specially invited a troupe of actors to perform a big show on the playground of the commune middle school - I heard that higher-level leaders would come to inspect.
Unlike movies, there is no need to wait until night to watch an opera. Instead, it is clearer during the day, so we decided to schedule it for noon - the market would have almost dispersed at this time, which was just right.
Of course, based on the current era, the plays performed cannot be those "feudal remnants" such as scholars and ladies, number one scholar and emperor, but "model operas" that are positive, red and professional and full of revolutionary colors, such as Sha Jiabin; I heard that actors from the county art troupe were also invited, so there should be some red songs, such as On the Golden Mountain in Beijing and The Red Sun Shining on the Border.
Although it is not as rare as movies in form, it is still a rare and exciting thing in this era of entertainment scarcity.
Now that I'm here, of course I have to go and take a look.
The two men thought it was too troublesome to drag a large sack around, so they tied the sack into a knot with straw, put it on Lao Wang's ox cart, and stuffed two egg-and-milk biscuits into the ox cart for Lao Wang as a storage fee. Lao Wang happily patted his chest and assured them that "the sack is here as long as I am there" - anyway, he also had to guard the ox cart and couldn't squeeze into the crowd to grab a seat to watch the show, collect grass and hunt rabbits, and any money he could make was good money.
He took out a handkerchief from his arms, carefully wrapped the biscuits, and put it carefully in his arms.
He was familiar with this kind of biscuit. It was the most expensive biscuit in the supply and marketing cooperative. He heard that it contained eggs, milk and oil. A box cost more than one yuan, which was almost as much as two kilograms of meat. And it couldn't be bought in pieces. How could these peasants afford it?
Now that’s good, my little grandson can also try some foreign food.
Old Wang put the biscuits into his arms, dragged the sacks of Song and Han to his legs, and looked around with a pair of menacing eyes.
Where are the two biscuits? There's a thread missing from the sack. It's all his fault! !
He, Old Wang, is the owl on duty from this moment on!
Song Ruan and Han Zhenzhen went to a state-owned restaurant, bought some hot buns, held them in their hands while warming their hands, and ate them, and soon arrived at the entrance of the middle school.
They thought they had arrived early, but when they looked in, they were surprised to see that there was always someone stronger than you and there was a huge crowd of people inside.
Yes, there are both annual fairs and opera performances. From old men and women in their eighties to little kids of four or five years old, almost everyone who can breathe in the brigades within a radius of ten miles will come out, especially the older grandpas and grandmas, who actually prefer watching operas to movies.
Song Ruan and Han Zhenzhen struggled to move forward in the crowd like an icebreaker. At first, they were at the outermost edge, and could barely find a gap to squeeze in. When they squeezed into the middle, it was almost as if they were in a solid block. Looking further ahead, they saw that the shorter people almost had their feet off the ground.
How to describe this process? It is probably a big movement from "everyone" to "from" and then to "the masses".
Of course, there is still a row of chairs in the front, but they are for the leaders.
Song Ruan also saw Zhao Weijun, who was standing tall next to the two rows of chairs, in a guarding posture like a poplar tree. It seemed that he was responsible for protecting the safety of the leaders and maintaining order on the scene.
Yes, he was a soldier before, he has the skills and training, so this is a perfect fit for him.
You know what, with his stern face and chest puffed out, he looks quite stylish at first glance.
Of course, no one dared to squeeze - not only that, everyone was well-behaved and consciously left a distance between themselves and their seats.
Ordinary people in this era are still very afraid of their leaders and the public, or in other words, they have a sense of awe.
Song Ruan and Han Zhenzhen pushed forward like a pile driver, and stopped when they reached the front of the middle.
——This is the best position now. You can see the stage, but it’s not like those at the front that squeeze people so hard that their feet are off the ground. Let’s stop here.
It was the coldest time of the year, and the two of them were sweating hard.
Han Zhenzhen took a bite of the meat pie in her hand. Hmm, it was still warm.
You can see how many people are here.
There was a lot of noise all around, with everyone chattering about preparations for the New Year, fluctuations in the prices of daily necessities, family quarrels, and what play would be performed on the stage, until an actress in a military uniform strode onto the stage - the show began.
The actress opened her voice and sang "There is a Golden Sun in Beijing".
It was a song that everyone was familiar with, but it was sung by a female actress from the county art troupe, so it was of course very different from how they sang it themselves, and everyone listened attentively.
"Oh, you sing really well."
Song Ruan heard a low voice coming from the side, and she subconsciously looked in the direction of the voice. It was a girl with pigtails, next to the next to her. For some reason, she looked a little familiar.
Song Ruan pondered it for a while and finally realized - isn't this the girl who was so unlucky to have a blind date with such a weird guy before!
But after all, he was just a stranger they met by chance. Song Ruan took a few glances and then wanted to look away.
Then I saw her face suddenly turned red, she bit her lips and lowered her head without saying a word. It seemed that even her body stiffened for a moment, and then she rushed forward a few steps and plunged into the crowd in front.
“Ouch!” The person who was squeezed in the front made a dissatisfied sound, “The performance has already started, why are you still squeezing!”
The girl with pigtails bit her lip and said nothing, but she moved forward even more vigorously.
"Oh my, it's still crowded."
The person in front muttered a few words, but didn't say anything else.
After all, everyone wants to watch the show, so it's not surprising to see some crowds.
Song Ruan glanced back but didn't find anything unusual. The people who were originally standing next to the girl with pigtails all looked confused - some of them even looked like they hadn't reacted to what was happening.
A man who looked to be in his thirties and whose clothes were about eighty percent new quickly filled the space left by the girl with pigtails.
Song Ruan didn't figure out what was going on and looked away.
The play being performed on the stage now was a play called "Xiao Erhei's Wedding". Song Ruan was ignorant and had never heard of it before, so she stared with great interest and watched it.
The male lead Xiao Erhei comes on stage.
The heroine Xiaoqin comes on stage.
The two of them were singing and they liked each other. The atmosphere was just right, harmonious, with singing and dancing. Everyone was enjoying the show, but then the damn villain, the Jin Wang brothers, came on stage!
The two bad guys started teasing Xiaoqin!
The actors on the stage were so talented that the audience below was so angry that even though they knew they were acting, they couldn't help but curse quietly:
"rogue!!!!"
A sharp and angry voice soared into the sky, attracting the attention of most people in the playground. Although they felt that they had shouted out their true feelings, the performance was still going on on the stage. Wasn't they getting too immersed in the role?
Who is this?
Song Ruan's ears were about to explode and her head was buzzing - the sound almost rang in her ears.
While rubbing her ears, which seemed to still have residual sounds echoing in her ear canals, she subconsciously looked towards the source of the sound.
Still in the same direction and at the same position, the man who originally stood in the position of the girl with pigtails looked up with a helpless expression, while Wang Xue in front of him turned back angrily.
“Bang!!!”
He raised his hand and slapped the man hard in the face.
She roared sharply: "Rogue!!!"
Wow! It turns out that they were not just playing the role, but someone was really being a hooligan! !
The people around unconsciously moved aside, then turned around to watch with great interest, not even paying attention to the play on the stage.
——Although it’s rare for the art troupe to perform, there are only a few scripted plays that are played over and over again these days. They have already seen Xiao Erhei’s Wedding and they all know how the plot will develop next, but they have never seen the one in front of them and don’t know!
It’s even more exciting when there are people around you!
Wang Xue was very angry at the moment.
Ever since she dug up Zhao Weijun's treasure, she has been very confident and has not done much work at ordinary times. She even told the team leader that she would build a house and move out in the spring - she has already given the money to the team leader, but the soil is now frozen and cannot be dug, otherwise she would like to move out right now. She, Wang Xue, is not short of money!
Thinking about the two thick gold bracelets that she had taken out at that time and now hid in her pillow and used them every day when she slept, and then thinking about the magnificent box of gold that she had hidden in the ground, Wang Xue's nose was about to rise to the sky during this period of time.
It also seemed that because her move to move out demonstrated her financial strength, her second sister-in-law Bai Fangfang, who originally loved to compete with her, no longer treated her in a sarcastic manner. Instead, she began to flatter her in a subtle way, which further encouraged Wang Xue's arrogance.
As the saying goes, money makes cowards brave, but Wang Xue is not a coward. She can fly into the sky without wings. What's more, she has become a rich man with a big box of gold as a retreat. She is so confident that she can launch the Dongfanghong-1 on the spot just by spraying air from her nostrils.
She heard that there was going to be a big show in the commune today, so she came here with great interest. But after watching the show for a while, a damned bastard dared to touch her butt! ! !
Rub her ass! !
Wang Xue was not a girl who was willing to swallow her anger. She turned around and slapped him in the face.
"Why don't you open your dog eyes and see that you dare to act like a hooligan to me? I think you don't know how many eyes the Horse King has!!"
After cursing for a while, he gave me a big slap in the face.
Before the gangster could react, he was hit twice on the face, and the swelling started to swell up.
Seeing that the eyes of the people around him were all tinged with strange colors, he felt a little flustered, but soon calmed down and raised his hands that were inserted into his sleeves as if he had been wronged: "It's unfair, everyone look, I didn't even take my hands out, how could I be so rude to her?"
He said righteously: "Little girl, maybe there were too many people and I squeezed you accidentally. I apologize to you, but I really didn't act rudely towards you! How could you throw dirty water on me?!"
He really didn't touch her, he just rubbed her lower abdomen quietly, but he didn't believe that a girl would have the nerve to say in public that she was rubbed on the crotch by a man - does she have any shame?
The gangster was confident.
This was not the first time he had done this, so he was also thoughtful and experienced: when he took action, he chose some young girls with fresh faces. These people were thin-skinned and shy, and most of them dared only endure silently or leave quietly, such as the girl with pigtails just now. Although the girl in front of him looked fierce now, she was a girl after all, and she still had to have some dignity.
Seeing his confident attitude and the hand he had just stretched out from his sleeve, the people around him unconsciously leaned towards his position and began to persuade Wang Xue.
"Maybe it was accidental?"
"It seems that perhaps you, comrade, have misunderstood..."
The gangster had a slight smug smile on his face - look, he said, there are no women...
Wang Xue slapped him again with her backhand: "Bullshit! I threw dirty water on you? Bah! You didn't stretch out your hand, you rubbed me with your crotch!!"
Her voice was so shrill and high-pitched because of her anger, and the topic was so explosive that the people around her instantly became as quiet as if everyone was sealed.
The silence spread explosively, and even the senior leader sitting in the front row heard something vaguely, and looked up in a daze:
"What?"
The local leader of the commune was sweating profusely. He hastily winked at Zhao Weijun and answered hesitantly, "Maybe, maybe everyone is too immersed in the plot and is scolding..."
"You damn hooligan!" Wang Xue's voice came down like a sword.
have to.
The commune leader closed his eyes, he felt that his career was in turmoil.
But soon, Wang Xue told him that the slight turbulence was nothing, and she could make the turbulence even more violent.
The rogue man didn't expect that there would be a woman who would be so bold. He stammered in panic: "You, you, you are talking nonsense! You are a woman, do you have any shame?"
Wang Xue put her hands on her hips and roared like thunder: "How dare you, a hooligan, call me shameless? Ugh!"
She didn't want to get angry, and the more she thought about it, the angrier she got. She went up and kicked the gangster hard in the vitals: "You're rubbing it here! I told you to rub it, I told you to rub it!"
The gangster was caught off guard and suffered severe damage to the most vulnerable part of his body. He let out a howl and half-knelt down.
The men around were all shocked and unconsciously covered their hands and backed away.
This gave Wang Xue room to perform.
Wang Xue sneered, chased after him and kicked him again: "I told you to rub against me!"
Not only did she attack him physically, she also bombarded him mentally: "Your crotch is as flat as a board, and the front is not as high as the back. When you rubbed against me, I thought you were short. How dare you rub against me? Are you afraid that others don't know that you are the last eunuch of Xinhua Country?"
The captain, who had been rushing over here after seeing that Wang Xue seemed to be in trouble again, was stunned when he heard these words.
Ah, this, ah, this?
Is this something that can be said?
Is this something that could be said from an unmarried girl?
Brother and sister-in-law who have been demoted, how did you teach your children?
He was completely shocked and impacted.
His lips trembled for a long time, then he quietly lowered his head, covered his face and walked away.
Anyway, Wang Xue didn't seem to suffer any loss...
He is not her uncle! He has nothing to do with this girl! Who is this girl? He doesn’t know her! !
Not only the captain, but almost everyone around was stunned by Wang Xue's wild words. They looked at Wang Xue as if they were looking at some strange beast in the world. They were dazed and shocked - is this something that can be said?
Song Ruan couldn't help but burst out laughing.
Like a switch was turned on, fart-like sounds rang out one after another around us, finally merging into a sea of joy.
Some people started to joke: "Hey man, tell me about yours. You're already a eunuch, why are you still addicted?"
Song Ruan pinched her throat to muddy the water: "I know, this makes people addicted to vegetables."
Everyone around laughed.
Wang Xue was like a general who had won a battle and tied up the enemy to be laughed at by his own people. She held her head high and shone with confidence.
Really, sometimes, Song Ruan also admires her spiritual beliefs.
Wang Xue did not hold back her voice at all. Plus, they were sitting relatively near the front, so every word from "Ruffian" to "Eunuch" was clearly heard by the people in front of her. Not to mention the audience all turned their heads around, even the actors who were singing the lines on the stage looked over here unconsciously.
The superior leader looked silently at the commune leader.
The commune leaders were really sweating this time. It was the coldest time of the year, and the sweat was rolling down their faces like beads. When the northwest wind blew, they felt cold all over.
——Just like his future career.
He cursed Zhao Weijun in his heart - what the hell is he doing! It’s been so long, and you still can’t even comfort two people who are quarreling! !
Zhao Weijun was in a difficult situation as well. The area in front was so crowded with people that it was like an iron wall. He had already revealed his identity and everyone wanted to make way, but there was really no space! It's hard to even turn sideways, I really can't squeeze out a way!
He could only use his own willpower and strength to rush forward, just like Yugong moving the mountain. The operation was so hard that he only moved 0.5% of the mountain in reality.
He felt that even if Tang Seng and his disciples came here, they would be blocked and sent back!
The gangster on the ground was kicked in the vitals and suffered severe mental trauma. Now he was lying on the ground and being laughed at by a group of people around him. His defense was broken on the spot.
——He is indeed a little disabled and mentally perverted, so he likes to rub against little girls in public. Seeing them being angry but not daring to speak out, he feels as if he is so powerful. His always inferior and twisted heart will be filled up at this moment.
Therefore, when Wang Xue pointed out the most painful point in public, he immediately became anxious. He didn't care about the pain there, and struggled to get up from the ground, saying without thinking:
"You bitch, what nonsense are you talking about! I've fucked so many people, and not one of them said I was younger than you! Who is the eunuch? Fuck you!"
Wang Xue was furious. Ever since she could remember, her mother had always been the best to her. She had given her good food, good clothes, and fun things to do. She had taught her to use her brain and be cunning. She was even not as good as her younger brother. She had deep feelings for her mother. How could she listen to such words?
She rushed forward with a roar like an angry leopard and slapped him in the face.
"Fuck your mother! Fuck your mother! I also fuck your father Pi Yan!"
Wang Xue roared and cursed, and the harshness of her words once again made the people around her gasp.
Many men took a step back calmly, and their hands, which were originally covering their front areas, subconsciously moved behind their buttocks, their eyeballs almost popping out of their heads in shock.
Groove, groove, groove, what the hell?
Wang Xue was still not satisfied. Seeing him staggering to his feet, he straightened his back and forced himself to stand upright. Then she kicked him again with all her strength at the vital part that was exposed again!
The force was so great that his whole body was stretched like a line, and even his neck tilted backwards, with blue veins popping out.
“Ah!!!!”
The gangster let out a heart-wrenching howl like a cuckoo crying blood.
The men who had originally covered their buttocks all put one hand out to block in front of them, feeling that there were dangers both in front and behind.
Ah, this, ah!
Girls nowadays are all like this...are they like this?
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