Chapter 168: Two-in-one Captain: A professional at flattering the horse’s hoof…
A chopstick stuck in the soil of Northeast China can sprout, and the crops grown here seem to be better than those grown elsewhere. Take the green onions for example, the green onions here taste sweet.
Some people will even dig the green onions directly out of the soil when they are still young and tender, wash them and take a bite. The juicy and bright taste is just like fruit.
However, no matter how juicy and sweet the green onion is, when it is stuck straight into a person's nostrils like a stick, the victim will not feel how juicy and fresh it is.
The leader with glasses was also stunned. He was the leader of a commune, no matter he was going to the countryside for inspection or holding meetings in the commune, the people below him would always be respectful, if not fawning and flattering. This was the first time, the first time!
The green onion leaves were gone, but the burning taste remained in his nostrils, and he subconsciously exhaled.
Two drops of red liquid hit the ground like raindrops.
"!!"
"lead!!"
The captain screamed like a groundhog, rushed forward with a squeak, took out a piece of newspaper that he had originally intended to use to wipe his butt from his pocket, and stuffed it into the leader's nostrils.
Is this a nosebleed? What is lost is the impression points of their brigade in the minds of the leaders and the honor of their advanced brigade!
He didn't even have the energy to reprimand the participants in the fight and the culprit behind the incident. His legs seemed to be on Hot Wheels as he rushed away at a speed that was totally unbecoming of his age.
He quickly tore off a small corner of the newspaper, rolled it into a small ball as big as a nose, and was about to stuff it into the nostrils of the leader wearing glasses.
No streaming allowed! No streaming allowed! Go back, all of them go back to him! ! !
The captain was very cool and wanted to stuff the paper ball directly into the eye leader's nostrils into his brain stem, covering and erasing the memories just now - the school-wide melee, the pig's nose with onions stuck in it, they were all fake, nothing happened just now!
Leader with glasses:! ! !
He was like a goose being force-fed in a farm, and was almost made to faint by the captain's finger.
“No, no, stop, stop, stop!!”
The leader with glasses screamed miserably.
Don't stop?
Good leadership!
The team leader was more motivated, and continued to boast for a long time, seeming to want to offset the leader's merits and demerits with his positive performance.
"Don't worry, leader. My grandson also has frequent nosebleeds. I have experience."
The bespectacled leader rolled his eyes and pushed hard with his hands, finally breaking free from the captain's ruthless clutches.
He finally found a chance to catch his breath, but before he could say anything, he blew out of his nose with force, and paper balls came out like marbles.
The captain then realized that he seemed to have flattered the horse more than he actually did, and stood aside in embarrassment.
Suddenly, there was a click, as if some mechanical switch was pressed. Everyone turned their heads one by one like zombies with rusty bones, and saw a comrade from the Propaganda Department holding a camera at the back. He was holding a large camera with his finger on the shutter.
Looking at his superior whose face was turning pale and blue, he said weakly, "I said I pressed it accidentally... Do you believe me?"
The other leaders were fine, and the leader with glasses smiled silently.
The camera comrade pretended to look at the camera and quickly added: "Leader, I didn't focus well just now, the picture is blurry, and I didn't capture anything."
The leader with glasses smiled again.
Comrade Camera: ...
It's because there are no social networks now, otherwise she would have written a post on Xiaoxue - she took a photo of her boss's embarrassing moment on her first day at work, would she be retaliated against?
Then the netizens below will use words that make her feel cold and uterine-chilling to comfort her. Don't worry, they will definitely do that.
Fortunately, there was someone to divert his attention, and the captain just huddled aside like a dumb quail.
He tried to comfort himself in his heart, forget it, it's already like this, it can't get any worse, Wang Decai, cheer up, the more important thing now is to find a solution!
However, he immediately realized what it meant that there is no worst, only worse. After climbing over a mountain, there are still mountains on the other side, and the Wumeng Mountains are connected to mountains beyond mountains.
The captain was thinking about what to do next, when the voice that just said the leader had a "pig nose with onions" shouted excitedly: "Grandpa, Grandpa, why are you here! Did you see the pig nose with onions too?"
After all, he was his own grandson. The captain recognized the other person's voice at once. When he heard what he said, his eyes turned black on the spot.
The leaders also heard worse news.
All eyes on the scene turned to the team leader and the principal - after all, the leaders were from other villages and could not recognize whose grandson this shocking kid was, but in terms of age, the team leader and the principal seemed to be the right fit for the scene.
The hairs on the captain's spine were about to explode. He stood like a statue struck by lightning, with his head drooping, holding his breath and not moving a muscle.
He wasn't sure who he was calling.
The principal rolled his eyes, silently took a step back, then followed the leaders' gazes and looked at the captain with confusion and doubt.
That look, that expression, almost wrote these words clearly on his face - Lao Wang, could it be you who is the grandfather of this little kid?
Captain:! ! ! !
No, you old man, you have no sense of loyalty at all! ! !
His eyelids, which had been drooping due to his age, suddenly straightened up, and his muscular muscles turned into toned ones. His eyes were bright and sharp, and he looked like fifteen when he was fifty, and he was full of energy.
Not to mention, ever since I almost became mentally ill, I have become much more energetic.
Some people look normal, but in fact they have been epileptic for quite some time.
The captain looked at the principal with great sorrow.
Principal, old comrade! I have always respected you and cooperated with your work very well. Is this how you treat me? ! !
The principal's eyes turned silently, as if he felt guilty, and he moved 360 degrees up, down, left, and right. When he returned to his original position, he became firm again.
Lao Wang, you can't blame me for this. As the saying goes, it's better to let my friend die than to let me die. I believe you can understand.
The captain could certainly understand. If the principal's grandson said this and called the principal "grandfather", he would not only look at the principal, but also take a step back in "shock", and then take a step back as if in disbelief, and then say loudly: "Ah! This child is your grandson?"
Although this was the captain's plan, it did not prevent him from being extremely sad when he saw the principal do this.
Yes, he is shameless like that.
The current captain doesn't know the term "double standard", so he can only attribute it to "shamelessness"
He heard from the old professor in class that there was a man named Cao Cao in the past who did exactly that.
This means I would rather let the world down than let the world let me down!
He closed his eyes tightly, and when he opened them again, a look of confusion appeared on his face - Why are you looking at me? Is this your child?
Damn, this shameless old guy doesn’t even recognize his grandson!
The principal cursed in his heart.
The captain was also furious in his heart - he would never admit it even if he was beaten to death!
Before he finished being ruthless, a little cannonball rushed over and bumped directly into the captain's arms: "Grandpa, did I learn my allegorical saying well?"
The captain almost broke into pieces on the spot.
He wished he could turn into an earthworm and dig a hole in the soil.
Oh my God, why did God do this to him! !
Is it because he didn’t go to burn paper under the big tree this year?
Realizing that Hu Tou seemed to want to talk more, he reached out and covered Hu Tou's mouth and said, "Don't call me grandpa, you are my grandpa!"
He picked up a piece of dog shit from the ground and stuffed it into the little bastard's mouth!
The captain inhaled and exhaled, inhaled and exhaled again, and under the gazes of everyone, he trembled like a epileptic who encountered Kublai Khan.
What grandson to carry on the family line? Now looking at Hu Tou, he just felt that this thing wanted to end his family line on the spot.
Although the mainstream idea in the rural areas in the 1970s was to have more children and more blessings—including the previous team leader who firmly believed in this—he suddenly got this advanced idea:
Children and grandchildren have their own blessings. If I don’t have any, I will enjoy my own blessings.
After such a commotion, the fight could not continue (not to mention that Tian, Gu and Wu were still unwilling to give in and secretly kicked each other, but they were cautious in front of their leader, so their actions were not very big).
Wang Xing'er was the only teacher who did not participate in the movement - the labor teacher's class was in the afternoon, and he had not come to school yet - so she took the children from five grades to the cafeteria to eat.
——As for the children who were beaten black and blue during the fight, children nowadays are tough. They are different from the crystal dolls in later generations who would be surrounded and comforted by the whole family if they got a little broken. Nowadays, children go to mountains and rivers and play everywhere, so it is normal for them to have bruises on their bodies. These minor injuries are not a big deal. They can just wash themselves and go to eat.
The three teachers who were fighting each other and Teacher Song Ruan who was killing everyone in the group of children were all called to the principal's office.
This incident was ultimately caused by a teacher eating a student's meal. Although Song Ruan seemed to be killing everyone, she actually went to the children's group to stop the fight, so she is certainly not wrong. Wu Jianguo was trying to protect the injured children in his class, so she is also not wrong. Gu Jun said that he went to stop Ye Xiang and Tian Huini from fighting, but for some reason he was dragged into it, so it seems that he is not wrong either.
so……
Everyone's eyes silently turned to Tian Hui Ni - it was all this troublemaker's fault!
The leader with glasses glared at her with particular sincerity and earnestness.
He suffered such a big loss and lost such a big person in public, how could he be willing to just pick it up high and let it go so easily? This woman didn't do it gently when she poked his nostrils with the onion just now!
The sun and the earth came up all of a sudden!
A teacher dares to extort money from students like this in school. Are there any even more excessive behaviors in normal times? Check, must check!
Although the investigative methods of that time were not as advanced as those of later generations, there were already some techniques. With the strong support of a superior who did not want to be named, the efficiency of this investigation was unprecedentedly high.
This time, they dug up something unexpected.
It is a foregone conclusion that Tian Huini took the children's lunch at school. Although it would not sound good if this got out, it was just two mouthfuls of food, not a big deal. A few words of verbal criticism would be the worst that could happen.
But unexpectedly, Tian Hui Ni actually used the children as a cover to ask students' parents for money!
At this moment, she was still a little smarter and did not attack the families of the Dongfeng Brigade - after all, although she was a teacher and might have some status advantages over the parents, she was just an educated youth from outside the Dongfeng Brigade after all. Compared with the Dongfeng Brigade, almost everyone could name a handful of relatives. If she really confronted them, she would definitely not be able to win.
If we turn our attention to the Qingshan Brigade on the opposite side, the situation will be different.
First of all, this brigade was on the opposite mountain and did not have such a strong foundation - in those days, all villages were united in groups. Even though she was an educated youth, she was still one of the villagers compared to people from other villages. Moreover, she was a "teacher" who had a greater status advantage than the parents and was more confident.
Secondly, there was a group of sheep raised opposite, and it was a relatively wealthy team in the surrounding area. Families who could send their children to school at this time must have valued and loved their children. Tian Huini used the children as an excuse, and she really got the upper hand.
The investigators searched Tian Huini's room and found a lot of things - not to mention the supplies like bacon, grain, and vanishing cream, and based on the testimonies of the villagers in Qingshan Brigade, she had at least asked for more than 40 yuan from the parents in just the past six months!
More than 40 yuan may not sound like a lot. In the city, it is just over two months' salary for a worker. But in rural areas where people can hardly make much money throughout the year, it is already a huge sum of money.
Further investigation revealed that Tian Huini also used this as start-up capital to go to the black market, trade back and forth, and made another fortune.
However, this was only inferred from various clues and the mismatching amount of money. After all, they were not caught in the act. In addition, Tian Huini refused to admit it, and Gu Jun took the initiative to say that he was the one who lent it to her, so they were not treated as a crime together.
But the forty yuan she got from her parents was enough for her to have a pot of wine.
——You know, when this amount was first announced, it shocked everyone.
"Damn, this girl looks like a good girl, but I didn't expect she's not a good person. She deserves to be hanged on the street lamp!"
——Now, everyone is reluctant to call him by his full name, let alone honorifics like "Teacher Tian".
In other words, the team leader had good intentions and thought that sending Tian Huini directly to a farm would be too harsh for a girl like her, so he returned her file to the Youth League Office only after she handed over the stolen money.
Don't get me wrong, being returned to the Youth League Office does not mean that she can go back to the city directly - if she can go back to the city in this way, is it a punishment or a reward?
Those who were sent back to the Youth League Office from various brigades would be assigned to other places again.
Being sent back to the Youth League Office is not a good thing - although it does not have a stain on class background like being directly transferred down, it is still a return, and it will be noted in the file. The second time, you will definitely not be assigned to a good place, basically to a more remote mountain corner or a frontier construction corps, with difficult conditions.
Of course Gu Jun couldn't bear to leave his ambiguous object, so he wrote a letter to his family seeking help, but unfortunately, the Gu family was also in a state of panic - they had been implicated in the first place, and they were not clean themselves, so their position was precarious, so they sent Gu Jun down the mountain to hide from the limelight.
Originally, they thought they would take it back once the limelight had passed, but it never did, and they didn't know who reported it, and now they saw it coming straight towards them.
I'm already strapped for cash, how can I have the energy to help Gu Jun's girlfriend, a girlfriend with a stain on her name? Are they afraid that their opponents won't be able to find any evidence to use against them, so they rush to give others the opportunity to attack them?
In fact, if you really want to say it, of course they can help. After all, a broken boat still has three pounds of nails. Although their family is struggling now, they can still help a young educated youth to move to another place. If the one whose file was rejected was Gu Jun, they would definitely be able to move him to another place with equally good conditions. But if it was Tian Huini...
But they didn't like Tian Huini in the first place. After all, she was the only child in Gu Jun's family. Of course they would investigate if an only child wanted to find a partner. But after checking, they found out that her family was poor, and none of the people in her family had any ability. She was even sent back when she went to the countryside as an educated youth. Then they found out that she was sent back because she took away other children's food - what a shame! So embarrassing!
In fact, with their family's status, if they want to live a better life than normal, they will inevitably have to walk in some gray areas. Therefore, it is not necessary for the daughter-in-law to be kind. Maybe a cruel and ruthless one can better adapt to the environment.
——The crows stood on the coal pile, all black together, and they were all rotten grapes full of bad intentions, so no one should blame each other.
However, you cannot be toxic, stupid, short-sighted and jumpy!
What’s the difference between this and tying a bomb that you don’t know when it will explode?
There was also Zheng Qiuyue, who grew up with Gu Jun and went to the countryside with him and whose family was equally matched with his, and who was fanning the flames. Not only did they help Gu Jun get the money, they even contributed to assigning Tian Huini to a place farther away.
Go to the Northwest and eat sand!
They are too far away to meet each other. Even if Gu Jun is making a fuss now, the feelings will be worn away by the passage of time and gradually fade away.
Tian Hui Ni originally taught third grade. After she left, a vacancy was created. The principal was really scared by this group of talented people and decided not to recruit any more people, fearing that he would hire a second-rate talent. So he volunteered to take on the vacancy himself, taking on multiple roles, which made the villagers feel quite regretful.
Tian Hui Ni left, Gu Jun became depressed, and Mrs. Sun was devastated by the loss of her son's official position and was in no mood to make trouble. The children went to school every day, and the adults were about to enter the busy farming season. Everyone had their own things to do and were busy all the time.
Under these circumstances, the Dongfeng Brigade, which had been bustling with activity, became quiet for a while.
And Song Ruan also lived a peaceful time because of this
Time flies by, and it's summer again.
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