Chapter 180 Chapter 180 System: This fake product...
Song Ruan was leaning on the kang with her legs crossed, surrounded by a circle of attentive little dogs.
Children these days, especially those in rural areas, are poorly clothed and well-fed. Not to mention snacks, even egg and brown sugar water are something they can only have during festivals.
All Song Ruan had to do was give some biscuit crumbs and some candy water, and without any orders, the children would offer her yellow robes and make her their queen, even blowing the water cold before feeding it to her.
In the summer, they would even pick reeds from the pond, wash them and put them in the cup to use as straws for Song Ruan.
Who understands? You don’t even have to lower your head to drink water.
The best, considerate and easy-to-use cheap labor.
Suddenly I understood why capitalists in later generations like to hire college students as interns.
Song Ruan was very satisfied.
The children shared the Northeastern afternoon tea one by one, and like a group of baby birds returning to their nest, they chirped and crowded around Song Ruan.
Relying on his age and strength, Hu Tou pushed Xiao Wu and Xiao Jun aside and occupied Song Ruan's shoulder, the spot where he could show off his face the most, and started beating him like a servile person.
Xiao Wu and Xiao Jun were knocked away by their cousin’s big butt: …
mean! ! ! !
Shameless brother! ! !
I was so angry that I gritted my teeth but swallowed it humbly - there was nothing I could do, I couldn't win.
When you are under a fist, you have to bow your head.
The two brothers looked at each other, and then their brotherly love collapsed instantly. One of them came to Song Ruan's left and asked, "Sister Song, are you warm by the fire? Let me fan you."
One of them came to Song Ruan's right and asked, "Sister Song, are you sore from curling up in the quilt? Can I give you a massage?"
Xiaoya carefully brought a glass of water: "Sister Xiaosong, my mouth was a little dry when I was eating the steamed bun just now. I thought you would feel the same, so I poured you a glass of water to cool it down. It will quench your thirst."
Song Ruan took the water that Xiao Ya brought over: "Thank you, Xiao Ya."
Xiao Wu Xiao Jun: ...
Ahhh, there's a little one here who's even more servile than them!
When Ning Yuan came in carrying a small basket, he saw a picture on the kang of a group of monkeys and their descendants surrounding the Monkey King.
In his heart, he silently envied the close relationship between the monkeys and their descendants and the Monkey King. When Song Ruan's dark eyes turned to him, he immediately forgot all the thoughts in his mind.
My mind went blank, except for my ears which started to heat up automatically and uncontrollably.
"I, I made the sweet wine balls you mentioned before today. Can you help me taste it and see if it tastes like this?"
His head was confused and he spoke a lot without knowing what he was saying.
Xiao Wu sneaked up to Tiger's head and nibbled his ear: "Uncle, you said that as if he didn't have a tongue."
Song Ruan: No, you are talking above my head. What’s the point of lowering your voice? Why don’t you just sit on my face and talk.
Tiger Head, who was a little older and a little more sensible, nudged him with his elbow and said, "It would be great if you didn't have a tongue now."
After all, the room was only the size of a palm, and there was no other sound at the moment. Although the two people lowered their voices, they could still be heard.
Ning Yuan's face turned red all of a sudden, bright red, like clouds reflected in the sunset.
He quickly took out a large bowl from the basket, and then took out a small plate: "Here, this is the corn pancakes I made for you... for all of you. Eat them while they're hot."
He lowered his head and wanted to leave.
If he hadn't had the burden of looking after his nephews and nieces, he would have even wanted to run away holding the basket to cover his face.
The anti-spirit system stretched out its tone in a sarcastic tone:
[Look at this shy young wife. I tell you, she is just pretending to get your attention. 】
[I have seen many men like this. My eyes are like a ruler, I will never make a mistake! 】
[Look at that corn lump, it doesn’t taste good at all - family leaders, what I want to ask is, who sent the corn? Not caring at all! 】
She spoke in the tone of a wicked mother-in-law who was full of sourness and was finding fault with her daughter-in-law who was serving her diligently.
Imagine a widowed mother who worked hard and endured great hardships to raise her son, only to find out that a malicious little vixen was setting a trap for her son.
Song Ruan: "..."
She blinked her eyes and said sincerely, "Tongtong, I saw that you liked corn when you ate barley porridge before, so I wanted to let you try corn pancakes."
Anti-Sperm System: [……]
Its indignant chattering sound suddenly stopped twice, like an excited phonograph.
Song Ruan pursed her lips and lowered her eyes with a look of disappointment: "Corn is really not good."
Sperm-fighting system [………………]
[Well, no, I’m not saying that corn is bad. From the perspective of the product itself, corn pancakes are still quite ingenious. 】
It made amends with difficulty.
Song Ruan heard that although its mouth was still a little hard, its overall attitude had softened, so she quickly changed the subject to give it a way out.
"Are you afraid of being locked up in a small dark room?" she asked a little worriedly, "Will your leader have a problem with you and make things difficult for you?"
Although she has never worked, she has seen TV dramas often played out like this.
Speaking of this, the Anti-Spirit System proudly put his hands on his waist - I don't know how a round little ball of light found its waist - and laughed like a villain:
"Ha, that little dark room, can it really scare me? Every time I go in, I secretly bring a padded blanket with me, and I sleep so comfortably."
It smacked its lips and sounded a little nostalgic: "It's quiet, soundproof, and dark. It's so comfortable to sleep in. If you weren't a human, I would have taken you in to enjoy it."
Song Ruan: "Wow! That sounds really good."
Suddenly, a "beep" sound was heard in the mind of Yi Yi Tong, and the system that was blaring out spirits stopped and went silent.
In less than three seconds, it let out a rare panicked howl: "Song Ao, you go ahead and play. It seems that the administrator system that came to inspect the work just listened to me. I got angry and it crashed. I have to send it to the factory for rescue."
Song Ruan: "Ah?"
The anti-jing system cursed: "You are an administrator, how can your psychological quality be so poor? I didn't say a few words, but you are still mad at me. How did you pass the quality inspection with such a poor CPU? I am not as good as you as an administrator."
The motionless pink ball of light on the ground suddenly twitched a few times, and it looked like it would explode and smoke in the next second.
The frightened system immediately rushed over: "Hey, hey, hey, hold on a little, you can't die here, I don't want to be labeled as a murderer."
It howled, picked up the man and started running away. It couldn't help but say, "Damn, this fake product is really arrogant."
The ball of light on its shoulder twitched again as if it had been electrocuted.
Song Ruan, who was listening at the side, couldn't help but persuade him: "Tong, stop talking and send it to the hospital first."
The lively conversation in my mind is endless, but in reality it only takes a moment.
Song Ruan was just thinking about greeting Ning Yuan when suddenly there was a long howl of "Ah Ou——" from the door. The sound was so loud that she almost rolled off the kang as she had just climbed up from the kang and was about to put on her shoes.
"What's going on? The Monkey King has come out of the mountain?"
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