Chapter 26 Chapter 26 Killing a wild boar with one punch
Song Ruan went to work as usual, skillfully moving closer to Xu Daya and the skinny lady. Han Zhenzhen of course stuck to her. Hu Yan originally wanted to go with them, but when she heard Ye Xiang calling her, she went over. Then Tian Huini desperately filled in the last vacancy.
Because they were in a hurry to find the pigs, everyone set off without saying anything.
Behind the Dongfeng Brigade is an endless mountain range with towering trees, dense branches and leaves, lush vegetation, and extremely rich resources. On weekdays, you can find a lot of wild fruits and mountain products by walking around in the mountains. If you walk around for a while, you can also see pheasants and rabbits. They feed a lot of people during famine years.
However, the advantages that the Dongfeng Brigade members were usually proud of and loved became their biggest disadvantage at this time - trying to find something in such a forest was like looking for a needle in a haystack, like a group of pigs that could run and jump.
——The most important thing is that even if you call the pig, it won’t respond to you, and it may even run faster, so you can only search quietly.
After searching for a long time, they didn't see any pig hair, but there was more and more grass. The branches and leaves are like a canopy, with only a few rays of sunlight as fine as sand struggling to penetrate through the gaps between the leaves.
Seeing that several people were running around like headless flies, exhausted as dogs without any harvest, the system opened the internal VIP scanning function and scanned coolly, hinting:
[Look at the grass on the left]
Song Ruan followed the instructions and observed carefully. As expected, he found that although the grass here all looked the same shape, the grass on the left had some signs of being pressed by something. However, the strong wind here blew it back, so it was just slightly tilted, so it didn't look conspicuous.
[Admin message: We found that you provided paid services to the host for free, which is a violation and you will be given a warning. Please use your internal authority reasonably and do not abuse your authority for personal gain]
Song Ruan was shocked: "Ah, Tong, will this have any impact on you? Otherwise, just deduct the money from my account directly?" He just came out, don't go into the small dark room again.
[He's so cute that he checks me every day, why doesn't he just die?]
The system tui, cursing
[Bah! This malicious creature just wants to create conflicts within us to make it easier for him to manage us. What's wrong with me fleecing him a little? Proletarians of all planes, unite! 】
[Don’t worry about it, I’ll fight it myself!] Why are you warning me? 】
The anti-spirit system took out its keyboard and complained: "Why are you warning me? I just thought the grass over there was pretty and wanted to share the beauty with my host to establish a good host-host relationship. I didn't say the pig was over there. Why do you say I provided her with paid services? I don't accept it! Delete it!"
The main management system beeps twice and restarts the test.
Seeing that the system was quite active, Song Ruan felt relieved and told others about his discovery.
"Xiao Song, you are a very careful observer! Let's go over there," Xu Daya praised. "I knew you were reliable. When you find the pig, I will tell the captain and give you credit!"
Tian Hui Ni also thought it made sense, but she just felt unhappy. Why didn’t she discover such a good clue? All the limelight is attributed to Song Ruan!
So he said in a gloomy way: "It may not be a pig. What if it was some other wild animal? Wouldn't it be a waste of effort?"
Before Song Ruan could even open her mouth, Han Zhenzhen, who had already become a little fangirl of her cheating the human traffickers, jumped out first:
"But at least it proves that something did pass over there. The possibility is always greater than the right side where there is no trace at all. It's a waste of effort. It's even more so to go to the right side!"
The skinny old lady also followed Song Ruan's opinion and voted.
The minority obeys the majority, and Tian Hui Ni walked with them to the path on the left with a downcast face.
As they walked, although they still didn't see any pigs, they saw more and more signs of the grass being pressed down, and they even found a pool of fresh pig manure at a bend!
The stinky pig manure looked so cute in their eyes at this moment. They looked at each other, rubbed their hands and walked forward excitedly.
Han Zhenzhen's eyes suddenly lit up. She pointed at a black object swaying in the bushes in the distance and lowered her voice: "Is that the pig from our team?"
These days, the pigs raised in rural areas are all black pigs, which are particularly conspicuous among the green grass.
Along with the sound of the wind, a faint humming sound was heard.
pig! Their big baby pig!
"Let's sneak up and surround it..." Before Xu Daya could finish his words, Tian Huini had already rushed up quickly.
As long as she catches the pig first, who will remember anything about Song Ruan! The credit must go to her!
Tian Hui Ni's eyes turned red, and she was so intent on saving face that she didn't notice the stone under her feet and ended up falling to the ground with a thud.
The pig was frightened and ran out with a roar, its four hooves moving rapidly.
Song Ruan was like an arrow shot from a bow, and he took the lead to chase after him.
Charge! Once you catch it, you can go home and rest!
Xu Daya cursed Tian Huini, "You're a troublemaker!" while quickly chasing after her.
After all, pigs have four legs, and there is a "run or die" buff hanging over their heads, so they run very fast.
Tian Huini had just fallen and was running stumblingly. She couldn't run anymore after a while; Han Zhenzhen was also a fragile person and was knocked down soon after; maybe it was because she had been wearing the shoes for a long time and had experienced intense exercise, the skinny lady's shoes suddenly fell off, and she was tripped and flew out, just knocking down Xu Daya who was in front of her, and both of them screamed and left the game.
In the end, Song Ruan was the only one left in the pig-catching team.
She jumped and leaped like a mountain goat, gradually shortening the distance between her and the pig.
Don’t even think about running away from my garlic pork ribs, spicy pork, cold pig ears and braised pork elbows!
The wild boar king was basking in the sun with a somewhat melancholy look on his face. Now the fruits in the mountains were ripe and he easily filled his stomach. As the saying goes, when you are full and warm, you will yearn for sex. But he was tired of his three wives. Shouldn't there be more wild boar kings like this one?
Suddenly, it saw a beautiful little sow running towards it, with such a plump body! That beautiful hoof! That pink nose! Isn’t this the little wife it has always dreamed of? My wife fell from the sky!
It stood up and shook its mane, but before it could go forward to flirt, it saw its wife screaming at it in horror.
A two-legged beast was chasing his wife, and his poor wife was about to fall into the other beast's hands.
Only one! I haven’t brought that long tube that makes thunder!
The wild boar king trembled instantly and rushed forward with his head lowered.
Wife! Look, I created this man to death for you as a betrothal gift!
Just as Song Ruan was about to pin down the pig, she suddenly heard a howling sound from the front, and even the ground seemed to be shaking.
When she looked up, she saw a wild boar as big as a mountain of flesh staring at her, its fangs sharp, and charging towards her like a tank.
Song Ruan: ...
She turned around and ran!
The long-tusked wild boar seemed to be even more motivated, roaring and rolling towards her.
Translated it means: Wife, look, I'm going to kill this guy for you!
The sow unconsciously stopped running and looked at the wild boar king showing his might.
Song Ruan was chased and screamed, and while running, he howled in his heart: "System! System! Quickly install that powerful force to pull up a mountain and conquer the world for me! Someone is going to die!"
The system was in a mess and operated
[I’m pretending, I’m pretending…Okay, let’s go.]
Song Ruan stopped in his tracks.
The wild boar king paused, and although he didn't understand why the two-legged beast didn't run away, he seized the opportunity and rushed forward.
Song Ruan turned around with a grim smile and punched the tree next to him to test the waters.
With a loud bang, wood chips flew everywhere. A tree as thick as a man's arms shook and fell to the ground with a bang. The crown of the tree just hit the wild boar king's sinus.
The gilt cried out in fear.
The wild boar king, who was originally a little hesitant, suddenly became excited, dug with his hooves, lowered his head and rammed harder - his wife was watching!
Song Ruan rolled up his sleeves and punched it in the pig face.
The pig's bones broke with a crisp sound, and the place where her fist landed was instantly dented, like a can full of ketchup falling to the ground, blood splattering everywhere, and the pig's eyes were bulging out.
Song Ruan wiped the blood off his face without caring, then rushed forward and punched him twice: "Chasing me? Huh?"
She used to watch novels and TV shows like this, where the hero or heroine would knock out the villain or prey and then leave them aside to do their own things, but the villain would wake up halfway and either run or jump up to finish him off, and the hero or heroine would either let the villain go back to the mountains or get stabbed or stabbed in the body on the spot.
When she was watching, she kept calling the two of them idiots. Now it was her turn. There was no way she would become the idiot she was calling!
"Want to kill me? Huh?"
Two rounds of bang
"Show me how arrogant you are again?"
Bang, bang! Two more punches.
She kept beating the pig until its head looked like a rotten tomato and a deflated gourd. It was so dead that it couldn't be deader. Then she stopped and looked grimly at the sow who was originally laughing at her.
The sow has been raised in a pigsty since birth. Humans are responsible for her eating, drinking, defecating and urinating. If the pigs in the pen fight, humans will rush over to separate them. If the pigs are unhappy and get sick, humans will be so anxious that they cry for their parents. The pig has never seen such a terrible thing in its life, and its legs go weak at that moment.
Such a big and fierce companion! It is stronger than all its pig brothers, but it was beaten into a pulp by these punches!
Seeing the pig-killing maniac dragging the corpse of his companion towards him with blood dripping from his hands, he dared not move or run. His hooves went limp and he fell to his knees.
Song Ruan dragged the wild boar's corpse, casually broke off a branch from a fallen tree, and lashed at the sow: "Go back!"
Go back, go back, go back!
The little sow stood up tremblingly and followed, taking the initiative to walk in front.
Song Ruan looked at the wild boar carcass in his hand with satisfaction. No one knew what the wild boar ate to grow up, but it weighed nearly 400 kilograms. If everyone in the team shared it together, they would all get a lot.
——Yes, Song Ruan did not plan to handle it quietly and swallow it up. First of all, it was still hot now. If she wanted to keep it, she could only put it in a space. Her own space was not big enough. If she put the system in it, it would be a bit bad for the system to stay with a dead pig every day.
The most important thing was that she wanted to show her strength to the team. She moved out alone and brought a lot of things home. She improved her food every now and then. Everyone in the production team knew that she was rich. She could feel that many people were secretly eyeing her.
After all, a young woman from outside, single, beautiful, and wealthy, is like a piece of fat meat placed on the chopping board in broad daylight in the eyes of everyone, and all flies and insects want to take a bite.
She wasn't afraid, she was just annoyed.
But now, she sneered and shook the wild boar whose head was beaten to pieces in her hand.
——Do you want to marry a wife who can smash the heads of your entire family with one punch?
The wild boar, which looked like a mountain of flesh, was dragged along, leaving a winding trail of blood on the ground, and she drove the sow down the mountain.
After chasing the pig for a while, she felt a little tired and her eyes fell on the sow that was grunting as she walked in front of her.
The sow was stared at by the evil spirit and almost fell to her knees again.
Then she felt a weight on her body, and the evil spirit sat on her, dragging the corpse with one hand and holding her ear with the other: "Go!"
Gilt:! What a shame!
But its companion's shattered head was right beside it, its eyes still staring at it. The sow did not dare to shake her off, and endured the anger as she carried the evil spirit down the mountain.
The pig walked relatively steadily, but it was a little shaky. Song Ruan rode on it all the way out of the mountains. When he heard a faint sound coming from the intersection, he got off quickly.
The sow instantly collapsed on the ground as if she had been struck, her hooves shaking as if she had Parkinson's disease, and her eyes almost rolled back in exhaustion.
The four shrimp soldiers and crab generals who were pulled down before are coming up along the route.
Xu Daya saw the pig lying on the ground at first sight: "Xiao Song, you caught it, you are this!"
She gave a thumbs up.
"That's right, the pig ran a long way," Song Ruan said without any guilt, "It was disobedient and is throwing a tantrum when I got back. Look, it can't walk anymore and is lying on the ground, refusing to move!"
The gilt kicked her legs angrily.
"Look, you're still in a bad mood." Song Ruan spread his hands helplessly.
Han Zhenzhen rushed over and kicked the sow: "You're not listening! I told you not to run around!"
Little pig: Woo woo woo, it’s not going to live anymore!
When I got closer, I saw the huge mountain of flesh behind Song Ruan and the winding blood trail that was dragged out.
The tusky wild boar's brain was beaten out and its eyeballs were bulging, making it look particularly scary.
Xu Daya stuttered at the time: "What, what's going on with this wild boar?"
There were no other wounds on her body, so it didn't look like she had fallen into a trap and died. But her shattered head looked like she had been beaten to death by one punch after another.
...No, who can kill a wild boar with one punch! This is so scary!
She looked at Song Ruan in surprise and doubt.
Song Ruan smiled gently and quietly: "When I was chasing our team's pigs, this wild boar suddenly jumped out and tried to hit me, so I killed it."
The path was dead silent.
Finally, Tian Huini stammered and spoke first: "Beat, beat to death?"
"Yeah, just like that."
Song Ruan casually flicked his hand, and the blood on the tip of his fist was thrown out like raindrops. It was a small drop, but it hit everyone's heart as heavily as a hammer.
"But if we kill it, all of us in the team can share the meat. That's good news, isn't it?" Song Ruan threw the wild boar forward easily, and the boar looked at everyone with its eyes wide open.
The three of them took a step back in unison, and only Han Zhenzhen managed to stand where she was.
"Yes, good news."
The skinny old lady stammered.
"It's just right for you to drive the pigs back. I can drag the wild boar by myself. It's not heavy."
The road down the mountain was so quiet that even the sows didn't dare to grunt.
As the team got closer and closer, they could hear voices coming from afar, and everyone felt more relaxed.
Xu Daya finally adjusted his mentality, and smiled as he talked to Song Ruan: "I didn't expect you to be so strong, Xiao Song."
Song Ruan smiled shyly: "Originally my parents asked me to keep it a secret, saying that after all, it would be difficult for a little girl like me to get married with such great strength..."
"That's right, that's right." The skinny old lady nodded repeatedly. Who would dare to marry such a female gorilla?
She originally thought that the educated youth Xiao Song was good at her job, rich and pretty, and her nephew was just about to be demobilized, so the two of them were destined to be together, so she might as well introduce her to her nephew. But forget it, she was afraid that this girl would get angry and kill her nephew's entire family!
Her nephew is an ordinary soldier. Although he has some military merits, he is not a tank!
What a fate! Even if there is one, it needs to be cut!
When she thought about how she had been so hasty in sending the letter to her nephew, she felt so angry that she wanted to chop off her own hand.
I told you to be naughty! I told you to be naughty!
She slapped her own hands twice. Seeing Song Ruan looking at her in confusion, she explained stiffly, "Bugs, hit the bugs."
"There are indeed a lot of insects in the mountains," Song Ruan nodded, pretending not to understand. When he saw a bug land on the wild boar's front leg, he slapped it with his palm.
When I moved my hand away, I found a dent on the pig's front leg.
Skinny old lady:! ! ! !
Song Ruan continued to explain gently: "But what a coincidence, this wild boar just happened to appear. I thought, our team had already lost a pig, and if we kill this one back, it can make up for the loss, right?"
Xu Daya nodded quickly: "I know, Xiao Song, you are thinking about our team!"
Song Ruan looked at the wild boar corpse and said slowly, "And I thought that being exposed wouldn't be a bad thing. At least others wouldn't plot against me."
"That's true." Xu Daya agreed with this statement from the bottom of his heart.
Although most of their team are good, there are still a few bad apples.
But when word got out about Xiao Song killing the wild boar with one punch...
Tian Hui Ni, who was following at the end, felt her legs go limp and she fell to her knees.
Song Ruan wasn’t so scary in her previous life! Kill a wild boar with bare hands! !
How did her rebirth change so many things! ! !
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