Chapter 43 Chapter 43 The two of them became angry because of the Five Grains Reincarnation Object...
As for picking mushrooms, for those who like to do this, one or two o'clock is not too early, three or four o'clock is just right, five or six o'clock requires running, and seven or eight o'clock is the time to search all over the mountain.
But Wu Jianguo likes this guy!
Therefore, when I was woken up by Mrs. Sun in the middle of the night to pick mushrooms, I was completely dazed.
"What are you doing?" He leaned out of the window to make sure it was indeed dark, then closed his eyes and shrunk back into the quilt, "It's not even daybreak yet."
Grandma Sun started pushing him hard: "They were all picked at dawn. You are not good at working anyway. Go now! Get up!"
Wu Jianguo closed his eyes and wrapped himself in the quilt, as if he were sitting in a cradle. He closed his eyes again in a daze: "It's so early, the mushrooms are also sleeping. They won't taste good if I pick them."
"Bullshit!" Grandma Sun was furious. "Are you kidding me? I've been picking mushrooms all my life and this one is the only one that can sleep and is not tasty! Get up! If you don't get up, I'll turn you into a mushroom! I'm so unlucky that I married this lazy, lying wife!"
She dragged Wu Jianguo under the kang.
Zhao Weimin, who was lying on the other side, was woken up by the two of them and said impatiently, "Wife, just listen to me. I have been picking for so many years. Don't I have more experience than you?"
"You seem to be relaxed when you open your mouth, why don't you get up?"
Wu Jianguo was so angry that he kicked Zhao Weimin on the buttocks, and was slapped on the head by Grandma Sun: "Who are you blaming, you little bitch!"
He was about to lose his temper when Granny Sun said, "I've never seen a worse wife than you! Whoever marries you will be unlucky for the rest of their lives!"
Wu Jianguo was like gunpowder that had been doused with water. The fuse flashed a few small flames angrily, and finally went out with a hiss.
He has to be a good daughter-in-law, he has to go back!
Mrs. Sun smiled smugly.
She has observed over the past few days and found that although this daughter-in-law seems to be a little tougher and doesn't even listen to her son like before, she is actually still a fool. When she hears words like "bad daughter-in-law" or "other daughters-in-law are better than you", she starts to grunt and snort like a cow with a nose ring, but she still lowers her head obediently.
City people just want to save face but suffer in vain. What's the point of fighting for such an empty reputation that you can't eat or drink.
Mrs. Sun thought she was a wise person who had seen through everything. She looked down upon Wu Jianguo and then kicked him out of the bedroom: "I've left two steamed buns with wild vegetables for you on the stove. Eat them and leave quickly."
She went back to sleep contentedly, slipping on her shoes: "Where can you find a mother-in-law as good as me? My daughter-in-law doesn't do any work, but I still leave food for her."
Wu Jianguo stood in the dark kitchen with his eyes half drooped. He took a bite of steamed bun and woke up.
How do I describe the taste?
It was as if I had traveled through time again, this time back to the old society, where I was a child bride bought by a black-hearted landlord for his stupid son for two copper coins.
The damn landlord's wife was afraid of losing money, so she either beat or scolded him every day. In the middle of winter, he had to squat by the river wearing a reed jacket to wash clothes. His hands were swollen like a bunch of carrots. The mentally retarded man laughed and clapped, saying how amazing he was, and then he stepped on the freshly washed clothes and made them dirty.
After finally finishing washing, he was so tired and hungry that he could not even stand. He could only pick some grass roots with black mud on them and chew them in his mouth. He felt that this day was just like his life, bitter to the core!
As Wu Jianguo chewed, his eyes became red.
This damn Zhao family, from top to bottom, even the rats are black-hearted!
How could there be such a mother-in-law and husband? They torture their daughter-in-law even more cruelly than Huang Shiren.
Why is he so difficult!
After not hearing the sound of someone leaving the house for a long time, Granny Sun howled in her bedroom, "You are just laying eggs in the kitchen!"
Wu Jianguo was furious. He grabbed the fire hook and went out with the basket on his back.
You guys still want to make a fire and cook a good meal after feeding me this kind of pig food?
She was also afraid that her behavior would be seen by the time-traveling god and she would be judged as a bad daughter-in-law and would not be allowed to go back, so she did not forget to make a subtle excuse: "I brought the hook to make it easier to catch mushrooms. If I pick more, my mother-in-law can eat more. I am doing this for her own good. This is what a good daughter-in-law should do."
After being brainwashed twice, I touched an egg when I passed by the chicken coop.
"If I eat more, I will have more energy to spend more time looking for mushrooms in the mountains and better complete the task of killing... my mother-in-law. This is also what a good daughter-in-law should do."
After brainwashing him twice, he turned back and took away the remaining egg.
"I haven't been back all morning. I've been out looking for mushrooms and eating some more," he explained again.
After all, the eggs were taken secretly and there were no cooking tools around, so Wu Jianguo beat the egg liquid into the kettle he carried with him, poured it into the hot water, stirred it, and drank it all in one gulp.
The taste is weird, and seems a bit raw.
Never mind, he has now been reduced to stealing eggs, what else can he be picky about.
Just think of yourself as a weasel.
Wu Jianguo smacked his lips and put the kettle away.
As soon as he went out, he happened to meet Song Ruan and Han Zhenzhen who were also going up the mountain to pick mushrooms hand in hand. His eyes lit up, and his resentment for being dragged out of bed so early in the morning disappeared a lot.
“Miss… uh, Comrade Song and Comrade Han, you guys are going to pick mushrooms too.”
He really can't get used to the habit of calling each other "comrade" in this era. It's so old-fashioned.
Han Zhenzhen, who was working, was half dead. Han Zhenzhen, who was playing in the mountains, was happy and energetic when the wild boar was released from the herd: "Yes!"
Wu Jianguo's eyes lit up: "Then let's go together! After all, I am an old educated youth. I have been here longer than you and I am more familiar with this mountain. Do you know which mushrooms are not edible?"
Han Zhenzhen blinked: "No, I don't really understand."
Wu Jianguo said proudly: "It's okay, I have collected it before, I will help you check it when the time comes."
In fact, he had never picked any shit. The original owner Ye Xiang did pick them up a few times, but most of the memories she had were about the documentary about that bastard Zhao Jianmin's foot binding. Wu Jianguo was too lazy to pan for gold in shit.
Besides, if this native woman whose head seems to be filled with Ye Xiang can do it, how could there be any problem for him, a grown man who traveled through time from the 21st century?
He recalled the short videos he had watched before and confidently explained: "It is actually very simple to tell whether mushrooms are poisonous or not. Those with bright and colorful colors are generally poisonous. If you are really unsure, come and ask me."
When the time comes, he can just cut it off with one stroke, how simple it is.
Song Ruan, who was also dragged out of bed, was so sleepy that she was dizzy. When Wu Jianguo was not here, Han Zhenzhen chattered around her like a bird and required her to answer. Now that Han Zhenzhen and Wu Jianguo were chattering at her, she was relieved instead.
It had been raining for the past few days, and the tree canopy above our heads completely blocked the sun that barely shone through yesterday. Add to that the morning dew, and the mountain path was so muddy that it was extremely difficult to walk on.
Song Ruan was only 1.6 meters tall, but when she stepped into a wet mud pit, she sank to 1.5 meters. After pulling out the mud stuck on the soles of her shoes, she increased her height to 1.7 meters, so her walking was full of ups and downs.
After all, it is late autumn, and even though it has rained a few times, not many mushrooms have popped up.
The three of them searched all the way into the mountains, climbing over two hills. By the time they were done with their search, it was already bright, and there were only a few scattered flowers in each person's basket.
"The villagers have already picked all the mushrooms on the main road. We have to take the side roads to find places where there are no people." Wu Jianguo, who was leading the way, couldn't help but said, "I didn't take them to those places because I was worried that you couldn't walk."
Han Zhenzhen raised her eyebrows, somewhat unconvinced: "Who are you looking down on? I'm not tired!"
My goodness, Lin Daiyu in the field and a black whirlwind on the mountain!
So a few people started to walk along the path, their heads were covered with grass leaves and their trouser legs were covered with cockleburs, and finally they found a large patch of mushrooms in a small forest around a mound.
It is probably because it is originally remote, and because it has rained in the past few days, few people go up the mountain, so the mushrooms here have survived and are growing particularly lushly. A large area of yellow and white grows from the roots to the waist of the tree, it is so spectacular.
Wu Jianguo used a stove hook to scrape the fallen leaves on the ground. On the ground was a field of grayish-white mushrooms with round caps, clustered together like small mines - they were the only mushrooms he knew.
"This is called Leiwozi, and it's delicious," he introduced it ostentatiously, praising himself proudly. "I was saying, when picking mushrooms, you have to go to a place like this where there's no one, right?"
Han Zhenzhen squatted down and picked at it: "Hey, this white lump is actually a mushroom. I've seen it before, but I thought it was dog poop before I looked closely."
Wu Jianguo was choked and was about to open his mouth when his stomach suddenly churned.
He groaned and bent over to cover his mouth. He could hear gurgling sounds inside and his intestines churning.
After all, it wasn't a real weasel, and the two ripe eggs from the morning started to make trouble.
"I, I have to find a toilet first. You guys pick it up first, I'll be back in a while." He said through gritted teeth.
Han Zhenzhen was a little disgusted and warned: "Then find another direction and walk farther away, so that we won't step on you!"
After all, he was the one who led the way, so it was a bit bad to dislike him now. He made up for it by saying, "Put the basket here, and we will pick it up for you."
Wu Jianguo was just about to say that he was a man after all and would certainly not do such a shameful thing, but the rage in his stomach intensified again, and his face turned pale as he saw the evil dragon about to escape from the valley.
He didn't have time to say anything else. He just nodded randomly, used the stove hook in his hand as a crutch, and walked in the opposite direction with his legs together.
He found a huge rock and didn't even have time to dig a hole. He took off his pants and released it with a crackling sound. He breathed a long sigh of relief: "Hey!"
From the small path behind the stone, the three human traffickers who had originally planned to go around the huge rock blocking the road raised their heads.
"Boss, I think I heard someone's voice?"
The mouse listened attentively and asked uncertainly.
The burly man jumped onto the tree with an agility that didn't match his body shape, and moved up in two steps: "Boss, there's a girl squatting under the rock ahead!"
Triangle Eyes confirmed: "One?"
The burly man slid down and said with certainty, "There's only one, there's no one around!"
"After walking for so long, I finally met a living person! It must be her!" Triangle Eyes clapped his hands, "She dared to go up the mountain alone, she must be a local daughter-in-law, and she is familiar with the roads in the mountain. We must capture her!"
"Second brother, you are good at climbing and jumping, so you can go directly to the big rock and hold the woman down from above. Haozi and I will go around from the left and right - Haozi, stop touching the hole on your butt! It will break if you keep touching it!"
The mouse slowly lowered his hand from the hole, his whole body exuding a sense of despair and silence.
The burly man couldn't stand it: "Haozi, you are a grown man, and you have been complaining for a whole day because of such a small matter! Don't let me look down on you!"
The mouse was not convinced and muttered quietly: "It's not you, of course you feel relaxed."
The burly man glared at him and said, "What did you say?"
Haozi was now in a state of detachment from the world, and he no longer flinched in front of him as before. Instead, he spoke louder: "That's right, it's not you who is in trouble."
"You..." The burly man came up and grabbed his collar.
"Alright!" Triangle Eyes shouted, "You're still fighting after all this time? Second brother, stop talking. Haozi, you've really been wronged. If you run into those two old ladies you mentioned later, I'll take your revenge!"
"Tell this guy to run away, and you just stare at him!"
Hearing this, Haozi's eyes lit up, and he rubbed his hands with fighting spirit: "Then let's get started!"
Triangle Eyes waved his hand unhappily.
The burly man always obeyed the man with triangular eyes, so he said nothing more and tiptoed towards the stone.
Wu Jianguo released a great deal of pleasure, but he didn't rush to pull up his pants. He leaned against a rock and relaxed.
He must have had a stomach upset. Let’s see if he still feels sick.
Suddenly, a dark shadow jumped down from the top, and a huge force pushed him down!
Wu Jianguo:! ! ! !
He was caught off guard and was pushed down suddenly. Just as he was about to sit down, he came to his senses with a start.
He just pulled so much!
Even though it's his, he can't just sit on it like that!
Wu Jianguo's hair stood on end and every pore on his body was screaming in resistance. He didn't even bother to ask who was doing what. When he thought of the pile under his butt, he was more terrified than being pointed at by a knife. He tried desperately to stand up!
he! Absolutely not! Pressed down!
He actually withstood the enormous force that erupted from his fear, just like the unyielding Monkey King who was carrying a huge rock on his back, and he staggered to his feet.
The big, burly man laughed and said, "That little girl is quite stubborn!"
Wu Jianguo's pupils dilated: "Don't! Don't! If you have something to say..." just say it nicely!
The burly man turned a deaf ear and pressed hard: "Behave yourself!"
With a thud, Wu Jianguo sat down firmly, feeling the sticky touch against his skin, and his whole body became numb.
The burly man held his arm and said, "You little girl, you still want to make trouble?! Be quiet!"
As he spoke, his nose twitched: "What's that smell? Could this be a wild boar's den?"
Wu Jianguo asked quietly, "Do you want to know why it stinks so bad?"
Big and burly man:?
Wu Jianguo reached down with his free hand and slapped the burly man in the face with lightning speed.
"I told you to wait a minute! Can't you just say it nicely if you have something to say? I'm taking a shit and you just push down, push your mother's head!" He exploded, shouting at the top of his lungs.
The burly man just felt that the shop smelled extremely bad, so he wiped it subconsciously and listened to Wu Jianguo's words.
His mind was blank and working sluggishly... before he came to his senses, he had unconsciously taken a step back, and the hand that was holding Wu Jianguo down let go with trembling hands.
“What the hell!!!!!!!!”
A shrill scream rose into the sky, startling the birds that were perched on the trees.
Song Ruan, who was on the other side of the forest, raised her head: "What's that sound?!"
Han Zhenzhen moved closer to her with some uneasiness: "Did something happen to Ye Xiang? Why does it sound like she's shouting like a goose?"
I used the internal scanning function to look at the entire system:
[How should I put it? Well, just...]
It is rare that it hesitates
[Maybe, perhaps, um, it’s just that, there were two people, because of the thing of the Five Grains Reincarnation, there was a little conflict, and then, both sides, felt the contact personally... right?]
Song Ruan:? ? ?
What the hell? ?
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