Chapter 59 Chapter 59 Just kick the pigs...
We have been fighting for quite some time.
Friends who often fight should know that you may still think of some moves at the beginning of the fight, but as the fight goes on, with the secretion of adrenaline and the blood taking over, your brain goes blank and you can only fight randomly based on instinct.
After being beaten for a while, it was as if the soul had left the body, hanging in the air, watching the limbs being controlled by another person, and fighting back fiercely again and again. Especially when the sounds of beatings and scolding and the sound of sticks clashing around were like boiling porridge, it seemed that people also became numb in such an environment.
At this moment, a completely different loud command suddenly came from the outside world, and everyone, whether human or ghost, would look over.
Then he saw Song Ruan, who was holding a female pig in his arms and looking very handsome.
She held up such a huge pig with her head held high and chest puffed out, with the sunlight shining down on her head. She looked like a champion holding a golden cup, or a general holding the enemy general's head on the tip of a knife and holding it high. She looked free and shining.
How to describe that feeling?
It is as if you are walking alone in the dark, the sky and the road are dyed in ink, blurry and blurred, and you also become confused and lost. Suddenly, a bright fireball as big as the sun rushes up, and you find a bright light ahead.
The spirits of the Dongfeng Brigade were greatly boosted and their morale instantly reached its peak.
While Grandma Sun was fanning the two people below, she also found time to turn around and praise: "Xiao Song, you did a good job!" Xu Daya panted and laughed: "Xiao Song, I will help you pickle pickles when the time comes!"
The skinny old lady Aunt Liu waved her hands like a windmill and laughed, "Xiao Song, you are meant to be a member of our team!
The men were not familiar with Song Ruan and were embarrassed to joke with her, but they still said hello a few times.
A sense of pride as victory is in sight
But the people from Zhoujiatun Brigade were getting anxious - their home was about to be robbed! !
No, there is no such thing as someone snatching a pig. Doesn’t she feel it’s a heavy responsibility?
So he tried desperately to break free from the fight with his opponent and save the pig, but how could the people from the Dongfeng Brigade allow him? They all tried their best to hold the pig back.
Not only that, he also tried hard to push them to the side, trying to make a clear path for Song Ruan.
Zhou Yougen was yelling loudly over there: "No one should block us. If the Dongfeng Brigade really steals our pigs on our territory, how the hell will we be able to hold our heads up in the surrounding area?!"
Some villagers actually burst out with strength in a moment of excitement and broke free from the hands of the Dongfeng Brigade members.
At this moment, they no longer cared about men and women. They formed a semi-enclosed fan shape, and it seemed that they wanted to trap Song Ruan in the pigsty.
The captain was so angry that he cursed and jumped up and down, but as a village cadre, he couldn't just leave. His voice was split, "Shameless things, a group of masters surrounded a little girl! You XXX are shameless...￥%, Dashan! Er Lazi! Go stop them!"
Because Song Ruan had to carry the pig with both hands, he had no idea where the long stick he had used to clear the way had gone. Now he was tied up and it was not easy for him to just rush out.
She rolled her eyes, turned around and rushed back to the pigsty.
Zhou Yougen thought the woman was scared and a look of joy appeared on his face. But before he could say anything, he heard a heart-wrenching scream coming from the pigsty.
Song Ruan was carrying a pig in his hands and kicking the remaining pigs that were huddled in fear in the pigsty.
These days pigs are more valuable than humans. They are treated like masters from birth. How could they have ever been treated so roughly?
In particular, they saw the strongest big pig in the pen being carried on the shoulders of this female devil with its legs up in the air, screaming non-stop. They were so scared that they ran towards the pigpen door that was kicked open, wishing their parents had not given them two pairs of legs. They were like out-of-control bulldozers, knocking over many people along the way.
The encirclement was torn into pieces, and Song Ruan took the opportunity to carry the pig and run away, with no one stopping him.
The pigs fled in all directions.
Some were even smart enough to realize that this was a good opportunity to avoid being made into braised pork during the Chinese New Year, so they turned around and ran towards the back mountain.
The ten pigs formed a surging black wave, which was so magnificent.
Zhou Yougen was dumbfounded: "Everyone, don't fight with those idiots from the Dongfeng Brigade. Catch the pig first! Catch the pig!!"
He didn't need to say anything. It was almost the end of the year, and the people of Zhoujiatun would not let the pigs they had fed for a year run away. So they desperately struggled to break free from the hands of the Dongfeng Brigade, regardless of the bruises on their faces. Some even endured the beatings and pounced on their precious pigs.
The black pig weighing more than 100 pounds was carried on Song Ruan's shoulders, like a huge black umbrella. At first glance, Song Ruan's head could not be seen. It was as eye-catching as a black mushroom with legs running wildly, not to mention that the pig was shaking and screaming constantly.
It's simply a glaring target.
Compared with the other four hooves running, this one with two legs seemed easier to catch, and many Zhoujiatun team members followed behind.
The captain immediately gave the order: "The pig is already in our hands. Don't fight any longer. Help Xiao Song evacuate!"
"Grandma Sun, be careful. Someone is chasing Xiao Song and is about to run over to your side!"
Mother Sun immediately left the old lady and her daughter-in-law who were beaten up all over the head and rushed to the side!
Iron head attack!
With a collision, the man was knocked to the ground and even flew at a low altitude for a while.
"Chase! Chase! Chase! I told you to chase! Chase your mother's dung beetle!"
Grandma Sun cursed and sat on it, then thrust three fingers into the man's howling mouth and said, "Let's go, Xiao Song! I want to see what this thing is!"
That person: "YUE!!!!"
When he realized what was happening, his eyes turned fierce and he was about to bite down, but Mrs. Sun had already quickly pulled her hand back.
The man's upper and lower teeth collided with each other with a loud bang, and his brain was buzzing.
Granny Sun slapped her in the face and laughed loudly, "Who wouldn't see through your stupid trick?"
He wiped his fingers on her face insultingly: "Your mouth stinks like you ate shit! How filthy!"
The man's eyes turned bloodshot due to being humiliated by Grandma Sun, and he reached out to fight back.
The old lady and her daughter-in-law, who had been beaten by Grandma Sun the whole time and had no power to fight back, finally breathed a sigh of relief. The old lady, with a pig-like face, was not convinced and pounced on her again.
The wife with the flowered headscarf sat on the ground gasping for breath. She swallowed her saliva as she watched Grandma Sun fighting one against two more bravely. She did not dare to rush forward again like her own mother-in-law.
This damn old woman is really cruel when she beats people!
But as a newly married young wife, if she really just stood there and watched her mother-in-law being beaten, she would definitely suffer the consequences when she returned home, not to mention that this was a village war. If she did not participate, others in Zhoujiatun would definitely have a grudge against her even if they didn't say anything.
Her eyes wandered around the battlefield and locked onto Wu Jianguo, who had just come to watch the fun with his hands folded.
Young, skinny, and looking a bit like the weak educated youth in their village, just choose this one!
It just so happened that the young wife who was knocked to the ground by Song Ruan was also looking for her target again. When their eyes met, they nodded in tacit understanding.
"How dare you come to our brigade and act wild! And you even let our brigade's pigs go!!"
The wife with the flowery headscarf pounced on him like a leopard and grabbed him with her claws.
Wu Jianguo was caught off guard and barely dodged it by turning his head, but the nail left a faint red mark on his ear.
Wu Jianguo:? ? ?
He had no sense of belonging to the Dongfeng Brigade. He came here just to watch the fun after hearing about a gang fight. As soon as he stood firm, the woman came up and clawed him.
"Are you sick?"
He was not a good person either, so he slapped him in the face.
The woman with the flowery headscarf staggered after being hit.
"How dare you bully me!" The other young wife yelled and pounced on him from behind, throwing him to the ground and locking him up like an octopus.
Wu Jianguo fell to the ground with a thud, completely stunned.
The girl with the flowery headscarf also rushed over and slapped her wildly.
That's how that damn old woman slapped her just now!
Her face was distorted, as if she was treating Wu Jianguo as a substitute for Grandma Sun. She fanned him harder and harder, and became more and more excited.
Wu Jianguo also became angry. He kicked back with his leg and elbow, then rolled out of the young wife's restraint and rode on her: "You think I'm a soft persimmon, don't you?"
Dong dong means two punches!
What’s the saying that a good man doesn’t hit a woman? Bah! He is a woman now!
Old Wang, who was left at the entrance of the village to guard two ox carts, listened to the faint sounds of fighting coming from the wind and touched the oxen's backs anxiously.
They wanted to join but didn't dare to leave, for fear that the bastards from Zhoujiatun would attack their cows if they left - these bastards are so rotten!
The cow is an honest cow that earns its living by working. What do you think of it by touching and pulling it?
Hearing the cow under his hand snorting impatiently, he had to reach out and touch another one.
Just as he was about to get angry at the other end, he suddenly saw a huge black mushroom rolling towards him, with its black cap trembling in the wind.
Old Wang boasted that he had lived for so many years and had seen a lot, but he had never seen such a scene. He squinted his old eyes and looked again and again, mumbling: "Black, black whirlwind?"
Only when I got closer could I see clearly that it was Song Ruan carrying a pig.
Carrying a pig? !
He suddenly became excited:
"Quick! Get in the car and go!"
He pushed Song Ruan into the car, put the reins in her hands, and quickly reminded her: "Go forward and it's 'jia', turn and it's 'yeah', stop and it's 'you'."
"You're not leaving?"
Song Ruan unloaded the pig onto the cart with one hand and held the reins tightly with the other.
The poor pig was finally landed after being upside down in the air for so long. Its hooves and legs were all limp, especially since the female devil was sitting next to it. It didn't dare to do anything rash and was as quiet as a chicken.
Lao Wang shook his head and explained: "I have to watch the other car. If anyone is injured, I can drag it back. Those bastards in Zhoujiatun are doing this..."
Then I saw a few people from Zhoujiatun running towards this side aggressively.
His face changed, and he whipped the cow's butt hard: "Go!"
The cow had long since stopped wanting to be with this old pervert who was touching the cow, so it raised its hooves and started running wildly.
Before Song Ruan could close her mouth, she choked on the air: "Cough, cough, cough!"
It was the first time she knew that cows could run so fast, almost as fast as horses.
But then again, cows are precious. They are responsible for all the heavy work like plowing and cultivating the fields. Who would be willing to beat them just for the sake of making them walk faster? These days, apart from spring ploughing and autumn harvest, farmers’ time is worthless!
Besides, there are usually at least seven or eight people riding on the ox cart, which is already heavy, and you still want it to go faster. Whether you can do it on your conscience or not, you will have to pay for it if you get tired.
This cow is also very human-like. Song Ruan doesn't even need to drive it. It turns and goes around potholes very steadily. But it's also true that the cow has been in the Dongfeng Brigade since it was still an embryo. It walks the same road every day, every month, and every year. Does it need Song Ruan, a little Karami who just went to the countryside, to command it?
It's not that the cow looks down on her!
The trees on the roadside quickly retreated, and Song Ruan arrived at the entrance of the Dongfeng Brigade village in half the time than usual. She was given a grand welcome by Hu Tou, the brigade leader's child soldier.
"Sister Song! Sister Song!" The children gathered around, looking at the shivering pig in the ox cart, and jumped and shouted excitedly, "Sister Song, you got the pig back! You are so awesome!"
"That's it!" Song Ruan raised her chin proudly, "Who am I?"
"Sister Song, Sister Song, how did you get our pig back?" the little girl asked eagerly, and the other children also looked at her expectantly.
Anyway, they had to wait for the team leader to come back and hand over the work before they could leave. Song Ruan had nothing to do anyway, so he sat down on the ox cart with his legs hanging from the shaft.
Hu Tou was very knowledgeable and used his little fists to massage her legs. The other children followed suit and divided up their arms and shoulders.
"Let's say we arrived at the Dongfeng Brigade——"
Song Ruan could score 135 in Chinese before he traveled through time. The series of things that happened after the time travel have honed his skills. His eloquence has become so fluent that his speech is as ups and downs as a storyteller, and the children's wow sounds are endless.
Some of the elderly, the weak and the sick who stayed in the village also came to listen.
Song Ruan is the center of attention.
After a while, the captain led the Dongfeng Army back to the capital.
Although the group of people looked embarrassed when they went out, they were still very heroic and in high spirits. Even someone who didn't know them could tell from their posture that they had won a victory. They were gesturing with their hands proudly as they walked.
"You don't know, that old thing wanted to bite me, but I just slapped her! Hey, I didn't knock out her teeth, but she was just being stubborn!"
"I went up and kicked..."
"Hey, then I'm better than you..."
Chirping, chattering, spitting, and dancing.
When the captain saw Song Ruan waiting for her on the oxcart, his old face smiled like a blooming chrysanthemum: "If you ask me, it's Xiao Song who did the great deed. Oh, you must be exhausted carrying the pigs back, right?"
Everyone was truly convinced by this achievement. After they came to their senses, they all echoed in the praise.
Song Ruan raised her chin and enjoyed it for a while. As if she remembered something, she suddenly slapped her head and said, "Oh!"
Everyone was shocked and looked at their God of War nervously.
"I just came to our brigade not long ago, and I couldn't recognize the pig with a pointed nose that Granny Sun mentioned, so I just caught the fattest one and brought it back. Captain, take a look...?"
"The fattest one?" Granny Sun poked her head out of the crowd like a groundhog. Seeing that it was indeed much fatter than the lost one, she immediately said, "What does it matter if the nostrils are pointed or not? Aren't all pigs the same? I remembered it wrongly. This one is ours!"
"Yes, yes, it's ours!"
"Zhoujiatun has done a good thing this time. Look how well our pigs are being raised!"
Everyone laughed.
Amidst the laughter, a voice suddenly rang out: "What if Zhoujiatun calls for the leader?"
Everyone fell silent and said, "Yes, that's right."
I’m not afraid of being robbed, but what if I have to find a leader?
The captain hesitated for a moment, then slapped his thigh and said, "Quick, quick, let's kill the pig now and have a celebration banquet!"
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