Chapter 67: Eleven two-in-one prisoners, eighteen shot dead...
The three of them were talking dirty and sneaked up to the wall of Song Ruan's house.
"Is this the one?" The leader squinted and looked at the wall. Coincidentally, at this moment, a bright light flashed across the sky, illuminating the mole on his face.
"Yes," the person behind him looked up, and just at that moment the rain got heavier, and bean-sized drops of water hit his face with a crackling sound.
"Ah, ugh!" The man spat out the water that had accidentally entered his mouth, baring his yellow teeth and cursing, "It's freezing."
"Then hurry in, it's warm."
The three of them laughed again and started to climb up the wall with full energy. It was just that because of the thick water and the slippery walls, it was a bit difficult for the three of them to climb.
Inside the house, Jinhua, who was restless because he had to go hunting the next day, trembled his furry ears and opened his round tiger eyes. The usually stupid tiger face finally had the majesty of the king of beasts at this moment.
Ever since they got a tiger at home, Song Ruan's bedroom door has rarely been closed - Jinhua has to go to the toilet, and then sleep next to the warm kang wall. After waking up, she goes out to find Song Ruan for dinner, and then comes back to play with her cubs for a while. It's so busy going back and forth, and Song Ruan is too lazy to open the door for it all the time.
It was convenient for Jinhua at this time. He glanced at Song Ruan who was sleeping soundly on the bed, and decided not to wake up this fierce woman who could curse. He crouched down and slipped out quietly. He stopped at the foot of the wall, lowered his body even lower, and made a gurgling warning sound from his throat.
If there was a drone at that moment, one could clearly see that the wall was like an axis of symmetry, with three men climbing up with difficulty on one side and a tiger in an attacking posture on the other side.
The short man at the end was climbing up the wall when his legs suddenly started to tremble: "Boss, why are my legs trembling?"
"It's just the cold. Just go inside and you'll be fine."
The mole boss in the front said unhappily.
The yellow-toothed man, who was leaning on the wall, felt his knees weaken and almost rolled down like a ball: "Boss, my legs are a little weak too."
The mole man was annoyed: "You two are going to mess around with me at this time, right? You think you can eat me like a woman? Hurry up!"
He climbed up the wall first and jumped down suddenly: "Look, isn't he coming in? Don't waste time!"
The other two people controlled their inexplicably trembling legs and also rolled over.
After landing firmly on the ground, the anxiety in their hearts seemed to be reduced a lot. In order to cover up the weakness of their legs just now, they deliberately laughed and said, "Why do I hear snoring here? Women in this city snore too."
"Hey, is this a donkey? This woman must be from a wealthy family. Let's take her to the mountain and eat her. I have lived for so many years and I have never tasted donkey meat!"
The man with yellow teeth groped his way to the donkey shed and opened the door.
The little donkey, who was sleeping soundly, woke up with a start and made a warning sound of "hmm".
"Hey, this beast has a bit of temper." The yellow-toothed man laughed.
After not hearing the boss's response for a while, he turned around and saw their boss standing there like a stone statue. He couldn't help but wonder, "Boss?"
The mole-faced man’s teeth were chattering, and the muscles on his face were trembling abnormally. His voice became distant and blurred in the rainy night: “Tiger…Tiger…Tiger…”
"What's that? " The short man looked up in confusion.
When I looked up, I saw two small, sparkling light bulbs and wondered, "There are still fireflies in this season?"
Jinhua opened her mouth, her sharp fangs flashing coldly in the dark rain: "Roar!!!"
In fact, our Huahua had lowered her voice out of consideration for the fierce women who were still sleeping, but the three thieves had never seen such a scene before, and they were all scared to death.
“Oh my god!!!!”
The little man screamed hysterically like a screaming chicken: "There's a tiger!!! Help!!!"
The shout was so loud that it shook the earth and drowned out the sound of the rain, waking up the Dongfeng Brigade who were immersed in their sleep.
At one moment, there were children crying, local dogs barking, roosters crowing, and geese cackling. It was a very lively scene.
Secretary Zhao was lying on top of the White Widow, preparing for a final sprint, but was frightened by the shout and surrendered on the spot, banging his head against the bedside table, instantly becoming Zhao Dabao.
"Who is it?" He pulled up his trousers angrily, not caring about the rain, and rushed out like an angry old duck, quacking, "Are you going to die in the middle of the night? What are you yelling for? I'll see what you're getting for!"
How should I put it? It's rare to see him so enthusiastic and caring.
The captain was snoring in his sleep when his wife suddenly kicked him off the bed and knocked him unconscious: "Ah, my wife?"
The captain's wife had been enduring his thunderous snoring for a long time. She felt refreshed after letting out her anger, but she still pretended to be serious and said, "Go and see if there is something wrong with someone's house. They are screaming so loudly."
The captain got up from the ground reluctantly, still feeling depressed as if he hadn't woken up yet: "It just keeps getting restless every day..."
“Help!!!!!”
As he was speaking, another broken cry was heard.
The captain's face changed, and he said no more. He put on his straw raincoat and walked out.
As soon as I went out, I found that many people had come out. They were looking at each other in confusion. When they saw the team leader coming out, they followed him like little chicks.
"Why do I feel like the sound is coming from Xiao Song's room?"
"But the one screaming is a man's voice. Was he robbed?"
"Hey, you said that the thief was so blind that he went to Xiao Song's room."
Song Ruan woke up the moment Jinhua called out. She put the little tiger she was holding like a doll back into the quilt, then rushed out wrapped in a raincoat and holding a lantern.
Then I was so shocked by the scene before me that I felt like I was rushed from one dream to another.
How can I describe this scene? The turtle pushes the watermelon, some roll and some crawl.
Three men in straw raincoats appeared on the wet ground. Their faces could not be seen clearly. Jinhua licked her paws and followed two of them like a cat playing with a mouse. The little donkey raised its hooves and stepped on the remaining one like a football.
——They have a fairly even division of labor.
Is she still fine?
She scratched her face in confusion, turned back to the house, and opened the door again.
I opened the right door, and it was the same scene.
When Jinhua saw the breeder coming out, she quickly lowered her hind legs, catapulted into the air and pinned one of the animals under her body, baring her teeth and ready to take a bite to show off.
Look at me, the shit shoveler, how powerful I am!
"Jinhua, shut up! You can't bite this thing to death!" Song Ruan was startled and hurriedly shouted to stop it.
Jinhua couldn't stop the car and just turned her head, biting the stone that Song Ruan had placed at the foot of the wall to watch the show.
There was a loud cracking sound, and the hard rock shattered into pieces like snowflakes under Jinhua's teeth. The broken rocks brushed past the mole man's ears, and with the bloody mouth so close to him, his eyes turned white and his legs kicked, and he fainted on the spot.
"Ahhh, the boss was bitten to death!!!"
The little man screamed miserably and crawled towards the door: "If you eat him, you can't eat me!!"
The yellow-toothed man, who was kicked and slammed by the donkey, rushed to the door in a hurry: "Help! Someone is killing someone!"
Before Song Ruan could open his mouth, the captain's cautious voice came from the door: "Xiao Song, I heard that something happened here?"
"It's this thief. We have to be careful and not kill him."
Huang Ya and the little guy seemed to have seen a savior, and shouted quickly: "Yes, you can't beat him to death, come and save me!! "
The little guy threw himself at the bolt, and the door burst open. He rolled and crawled to hug the captain's legs: "Help!!"
Before the captain could react, two pieces of stuff grabbed his legs from the left and right, and he couldn't kick away.
The rain gradually subsided, and in the quiet night one could hear the two people's howling like wolves and ghosts.
Everyone was silent as they looked at the two thieves crying and snotting.
The captain raised his flashlight and shone it on the face of the man on the left leg: "Isn't this the shorty from Zhoujiatun?"
He looked to the right and said, "Huo, this is also an acquaintance - Huang Ya!"
People around started to talk in whispers.
Speaking of Shorty and Yellow Teeth from Zhoujiatun, they are considered celebrities in the surrounding area - of course, it is not a good reputation. They steal, eat, drink, gamble, and are hated by everyone.
But even though everyone knew that these were not good people, they had never been caught in the act. In addition, they never harmed their own team and would even take the initiative to give up some benefits, so the Zhoujiatun Team still protected them, making everyone hate them and stay away from them.
It was quite refreshing to see that they were the unlucky ones.
"It's their fault. They are arrogant on weekdays, and now they are in trouble."
"If we had known it was them, we should have come later and asked Xiao Song to give them a good beating!"
"Well," the captain said, kicking the man in disgust, "don't you have a leader?"
The shorty was kicked until he fell to the ground like a rotten pumpkin. He did not struggle, but just cried weakly like a ravaged girl: "Boss, boss, the boss was bitten to death by a tiger, wuwuwu..."
"You will be punished for harming others like this!"
"What the hell?" The captain was stunned and laughed out of anger. Before he could say anything, he was interrupted by another loud shout.
"Bullshit!"
Song Ruan rushed out like a violent whirlwind, raised her hand and slapped the shorty with eighteen consecutive blows: "You don't even know about my reputation of being able to lift a pig. You dare to come to my house and act wild. You will definitely be punished. If I don't beat you to death, I will never be able to sleep or eat in peace for the rest of my life!"
Finally, she slapped the shorty on the already swollen face. The shorty fell to the ground and sprayed something into the sky like a paralyzed seal.
Someone silently turned the flashlight over and saw a tooth with blood on it.
Everyone took a deep breath and took a step back in tacit understanding.
Song Ruan still felt it was not enough. If a girl living alone like her didn't show off her fighting skills, how could she intimidate those people with bad intentions?
But ever since she killed the wild boar with one punch, very few people dared to provoke her in person. Now a foreign chicken bumped into her hand. Isn't this a warning sent by God to her?
She grabbed Huang Ya who was trying to escape, and dragged the half-dead dwarf into the yard in a sinister manner, apologizing to everyone as she dragged him: "I'm sorry to disturb your rest. Don't worry, I will take care of it."
A flash of lightning lit up the sky, and the pale light shone on her porcelain-white face. With her lips curved as if she was smiling, she looked like the murderer who was about to commit a crime on a rainy night.
Handled it?
How is she going to handle this?
Everyone shuddered at the same time, and goose bumps appeared on their hands unconsciously.
Shorty and Yellow Teeth were so frightened that their eyes bulged out, and they used their hands and feet to desperately try to crawl out, but they were no match for Song Ruan's incredible strength: "Help, help, this woman is a monster!"
"Nonsense!" The captain subconsciously shouted, "Don't talk about these feudal superstitions now!"
After realizing what was happening, he was a little embarrassed, rubbing his hands and looking at Song Ruan: "Well, Xiao Song, we don't like killing people now, so how about we call the police?"
In fact, it is not customary to report any incidents in rural areas nowadays. Generally, the incidents are resolved through mutual negotiation within the brigade or between brigades - if it is reported to the government, wouldn't it be a joke to outsiders?
But this time it was different. The thieves were from their mortal enemy Zhoujiatun Brigade, and the victim was their Dongfeng Brigade, so they were bound to trample them to death.
“Right, right, right!” The two people on the ground stood up suddenly as if they had grabbed a life-saving straw, “Call the police! We want to see the police!!”
Everyone looked at each other in bewilderment - it was the first time they saw a thief so eager to see the police.
The captain wiped his face helplessly and went to the brigade headquarters to make a phone call.
This phone was installed by Secretary Xiao, whose daughter was saved by Song Ruan, when he was approving a school for them. It was installed not long ago, but unexpectedly the first call was made to the Public Security Bureau.
Tell me what you say, this is not a good sign.
The captain decided to wipe it thoroughly with a red cloth after the call.
The team leader left, but the villagers who came to watch the fun were still crowded in front of Song Ruan's house and refused to leave.
At this moment, Secretary Zhao, who had pulled up his pants, finally came over after taking a detour. He walked towards the yard angrily: "Comrade Song Ruan, I'm not saying anything bad about you, but you're the one who has so many problems every day. You should also reflect on yourself, why don't others... oh my god!!!"
He saw Jinhua lying on the ground licking his paws triumphantly, and he jumped back suddenly, with the few remaining hairs on his head standing up in fear.
“Tiger!!”
He tumbled out and said, "Song Ruan, what's your hobby? Raising tigers!!!"
The police arrived very quickly - in the only three-wheeled motorcycle in the police station.
Arriving at Song Ruan's door in the middle of the night, I saw two thieves howling like wolves (?), the village party secretary who was so scared that he lay on the doorstep like a rat (?), the exhausted team leader who looked ten years older (?), the crowd who retreated dozens of meters but still insisted on watching the excitement, and the victim who was calmly eating a bowl of noodles (?)
"I'm hungry." The victim wiped his mouth calmly and put down the bowl. "Ask."
They were all caught red-handed, so there was no dispute about the thieves, especially the three thieves - including the mole-faced boss who woke up later. They cried and confessed everything they had done, as if they were afraid that they would not be able to get in, and they even couldn't wait to jump onto their motorcycles.
The key is another thing.
Officer Zhou looked at the colorful tiger head approaching and humming towards the bowl. He raised his hand with a trembling voice: "Comrade Song, that..."
The crowd watching the excitement exclaimed: "It's really a tiger!"
"Tigers also eat noodles."
Song Ruan realized something was wrong when she saw Officer Zhou's hint, but it was too late.
She angrily grabbed the meat from the tiger's neck and slapped it with her backhand: "Didn't I tell you not to eat from my bowl? If you eat from my bowl, will it still be useful? Are you dirty or not?"
"You are a tiger! Tiger! Is this what you should eat? This is what I! A human! Eat! You will lose hair if you eat too much, do you know? How can I hurt you!"
The tiger's face was deformed by her, but it still insisted on licking the last bit of noodle soup with its tongue.
Really delicious.
It used to live a hard life with only a few foods to eat.
Ever since it accidentally ate Song Ruan's food once, it was so frightened that it started competing with Song Ruan for her food. Even its favorite wild boar meat took second place.
Zhou Gongan grimaced as he watched, and his muscle memory wanted to say forget it, forget it, don't hit the child. But when he saw the "King" on the big cat's forehead, he couldn't even utter the word "child".
Jinhua suddenly raised her head and stared at Zhou Gongan with resentment, making a snoring sound in her throat: It has almost finished eating, if it weren't for this troublesome two-legged beast, it would have finished eating and ran away, why should it endure this big nasty nose!
After all, it was a ferocious beast. Zhou Gongan's hair stood on end when he was stared at, and his hands subconsciously pressed on his waist.
Song Ruan gave another big nose in the backhand: "You did something wrong, and you still dare to be mean to others?!"
Jinhua's snoring was interrupted, and she hid in the corner, facing the wall, sobbing.
The crowd watching the excitement from dozens of meters away exclaimed.
"Fuck, did you see that? Xiao Song dared to slap the tiger!"
"It seems that the tigress is more powerful."
Song Ruan said unhappily, "Zhou Gongan, you came just in time, take this thing away, it's not a good thing for you to come to my house every day!"
Zhou Gongan: "Ah?"
Song Ruan complained bitterly: "I don't know how I got attached to this thing. I can't drive it away. It's also a glutton. Three rabbits a day is not enough. The key is that it doesn't go hunting. It waits for me to feed it every day. If I don't feed it, how dare you let the tiger starve? If I feed it, how can I afford to feed it with so much meat every day?!"
Zhou Gongan felt very sad when he heard this and felt that this was an unprovoked disaster.
Song Ruan's eyes lit up, and she went up to grab his sleeve and said, "Take it away! Give it to the zoo. I guarantee that this guy will love going there!"
Zhou Gongan really wanted to help her. After thinking for a while, he shook his head regretfully: "Where can we find a zoo in this poor place? It's a new thing that only the capital can have."
Song Ruan was unwilling to give up: "Why don't you take it back to the police station? I'll tie it up for you and make sure it behaves well along the way."
Public Security Zhou was startled, slapped Song Ruan's hand away, and said righteously: "Our police station is to arrest people, why should I take the tiger back? It won't understand even if I give it ideological education."
Song Ruan said sweetly: "I heard that some police stations raise police dogs, so why don't you raise a police tiger? It's so majestic. You can also use it when you catch criminals. Its combat effectiveness is guaranteed to be awesome!"
Public Security Zhou was annoyed: "Then there are eleven prisoners, so we should shoot eighteen, right? No, no, no."
He eats so much, who can afford to feed him? If he dares to bring the tiger back, the director will send him away.
"I will report this situation, but I'm sorry to bother you for the time being," Zhou Gongan ran out, "You can also persuade it. It would be better if it could return to the forest on its own initiative."
Song Ruan:? ? ? If I could have persuaded him, would I have ended up with such a waste of money now? ? "Hey, hey, no," Song Ruan chased after him.
Public Security Zhou walked even faster.
If other scholars met a soldier, they would have no idea how to explain themselves. But what he met was a tiger, so there was nothing he could do! He didn't dare to do what Comrade Song did and slap Tiger twice.
If you can't handle it, just leave now and don't let me depend on you.
"Brother! Brother! Brother!" Song Ruan hurriedly chased after him, trying to sell the Hu Hu that was in his hand again.
Public Security Zhou walked even faster without looking back, and reminded the captain who had come over to watch the fun: "The Siberian tiger is a national protected animal, and we have even established a nature reserve here. We will report this one, and we will let you know how to deal with it later. But this tiger doesn't seem to have any intention of attacking, so we can't kill it, and we can't skin it and make tiger bone wine."
The captain nodded quickly: "Okay, okay."
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