Chapter 81 Chapter 81 Hitting a tiger with bare buttocks, shameless and...
After Song Guogang and Zhang Meijuan agreed on the "sneak attack and mopping up" strategy, they confidently rolled up their sleeves and started climbing over the wall.
He just stretched his legs twice and climbed up the wall with great vigor, and his pants, whose belt had been pulled away by Grandma Sun, started to slide down. In panic, he stuck his butt back and folded himself into a “>”, and only then did he manage to stop his pants from sliding down.
He turned around suddenly, and fortunately there was no outsider on the village road at this time. He breathed a sigh of relief with lingering fear in his heart, and felt sweat coming down.
He turned his head and looked back at Song Jiabao. No, this was his only root and he would have to rely on him for his old age. Then he looked at Zhang Meijuan. No, this was his wife.
He is a grown man, and if his pants fell down and were seen by others, it would be embarrassing at most. But if he took Zhang Meijuan's belt and her pants fell down and were seen by others, wouldn't he be a cuckold?
But there is no one on the village road now...
Zhang Meijuan was frightened by his thoughtful look, fearing that this bastard would come up with some weird tricks to bring trouble to her, so she quickly said, "I'll help you pull a piece of grass and tie it up for now, and it will be fine once you go in. Song Ruan has such a big house, are you afraid that there is no belt inside?"
After all, she was his wife. Song Guogang hesitated for a while, but finally reluctantly agreed to let Zhang Meijuan pull a piece of long grass and tie it to his pants.
He still thought he was very good to his wife. When Zhang Meijuan bent down to tie grass leaves for her, he said with some complacency: "Look, I would rather tie long grass leaves than ask for your belt."
Damn, she didn’t even think of this aspect, and Song Guogang even thought of taking her belt!
Zhang Meijuan's pupils dilated instantly and she unconsciously exerted force on her hands.
"Ouch, you're strangling me!"
Song Guogang scolded.
Zhang Meijuan loosened her hands as if waking up from a dream, and seeing the tightly stretched grass leaves, she was too lazy to adjust them anymore - forget it, she would have to climb over the wall to get in anyway, and if the grass broke inside the house, it didn’t matter, outsiders wouldn’t be able to see it anyway.
"After all, we have to climb over the wall, so tie it tightly to prevent it from falling." She said casually, and then added, "I'll climb over with you."
This man was unreliable, so she had to follow him in, find the money and hide some for herself, leaving some money for herself.
Coincidentally, Song Jiabao thought so too.
The three people each have their own plans in mind.
The three of them, who usually found it tiring to even carry an oil bottle, now turned into steel warriors who were not afraid of hardship or fatigue. They climbed up together without a single sound.
But Song Guogang was a man after all, and he was the first to climb over the wall. With his hands on the wall and his back facing the yard, he couldn't see the situation. He could only stretch his legs and grope for support bit by bit.
Suddenly, I felt something furry under my feet.
hairy?
Could it be that this damn girl has spread a blanket on the ground? Does she think she is Miss Dadi from the landlord's family? He spends his money recklessly as soon as he has it, and doesn't even think about honoring his family. He really deserves to be arrested by the Little Red Guards and criticized!
Song Guogang thought viciously.
Coincidentally, Zhang Meijuan also stepped on this furry patch. As the saying goes, there are two kinds of people sleeping in the same quilt. She just rubbed it and started cursing.
"She is such a cheapskate. Her parents are still sleeping on hard beds, but she has to use a blanket! I don't know how much money she spent. If she uses up all the money from selling her job, I will skin her alive!"
She cursed viciously and scratched it with her feet, becoming even more angry. "I have never seen such a soft blanket with such thick fur! She is such an unfilial thing, she deserves to be struck by thunder!!"
Song Jiabao's movements were not very agile, so he had just climbed over the wall. He was clinging to the top of the wall like a long worm. Hearing this, he looked down curiously.
——How could his third sister, who had always worn hand-me-down clothes since she was a child, actually buy such good things?
When I looked down, my eyes met with a pair of yellow-orange animal eyes.
? ? ?
Orange-yellow, animal eyes?
He froze all of a sudden, like a stiff, dead tree struck by lightning, and lay dead against the wall without daring to move.
"Mom, mom, mom, mom..."
He was trembling and couldn't even utter a complete sentence.
His mother Zhang Meijuan's face was twisted into Zhang Choujuan's with soreness. She was holding her breath like a ball about to explode. She was not as patient with him as usual. She drooped her face and said angrily, "If you don't move quickly, turn over quickly. Are you calling for your soul?"
"Old, old, old, old..."
He was shaking like a sieve.
Song Guogang finally came to his senses from his sour anger and realized something was wrong - how could a blanket move up and down? There seems to be a snoring sound?
So what is this?
He lowered his head a little bit stiffly.
Song Jiabao finally managed to utter a coherent sentence: "Old, Tiger!!"
Then his hands loosened and he rolled down.
Fortunately, he had not completely flipped over, with most of his body still on the outer wall, and he controlled himself subconsciously. Although he fell badly, at least he fell out instead of directly hitting the tiger's mouth in the yard.
He was so frightened that his hair stood on end. He ignored his parents who had already turned over, and also ignored his butt which was still in severe pain, and ran away as fast as he could.
He howled all the way and then disappeared.
You know what, even though he was limping, he ran away pretty fast.
It is said that human potential is infinite.
In the yard, Jinhua had just finished a full meal when she was kicked twice by Song Ruan and was forced to move from the house to the yard.
That fierce woman is gone, and now Jinhua's world belongs to him.
It walked to the donkey house with a proud look on its face, and roared through the door at the little wild donkey sleeping inside. The little wild donkey was so scared that it ran to the innermost corner of the wall. Then it left triumphantly, snorting.
——I told you, a vicious bitch, to kick me! I scare your ass!
However, it did not open the door to add more food to itself. It could still distinguish between a full meal and a full meal, and it was not hungry now.
Then use the tiger's tail as a tiger teasing stick, and tease the white scarf to jump around like a kitten.
During this period, it ate well and had plenty of milk, so White Scarf also ate very well. In addition, Song Ruan bought it goat's milk and minced meat as snacks every now and then, and it slept on a warm and soft kang at night. The little tiger was raised to be as strong as a calf, not at all like the skinny and pitiful one when it first came, unable to even lift its head.
The energetic little tiger cub jumped around chasing its mother's tail, then pounced on it, pressed the tail under its body, and bit it fiercely with its little tiger teeth.
Jinhua became impatient, swung her tail and whipped the cub like a spinning top, then got up and left.
The white scarf did not chase after the one that was thrown away, but instead fluttered and scratched around the toy that Song Ruan made for it - a big ball woven with rattan and wrapped with colorful wool.
Jinhua took one last look at the cellar, and looking at the mountain of prey inside, she left with great satisfaction.
I don’t know how that vicious woman did it, but it was as cold as winter in the pit. Although the meat tasted a bit cold to the teeth, it was still fresh and sweet overall.
Very good, today’s exercise amount has been reached, go to sleep!
Oh my, life is so comfortable nowadays.
It stretched and was about to lie down when it heard a faint rustling sound coming from the top of the wall.
Jinhua stood up again with some dissatisfaction, put her nails back into the sheath, and sneaked over silently on the thick flesh pads.
It was looking at the ignorant person who dared to trespass into its territory with murderous eyes, but it ended up stepping on the person's forehead from the sky.
Golden flower,,? ? ?
Before it could react, another foot stepped on its butt and ruffled its freshly combed hair.
Jinhua was completely stunned - Qihu was greatly humiliated, Qihu was greatly humiliated!
This little thief is going too far! ! !
It held its tail high and pounced upwards suddenly. Song Guogang and Zhang Meijuan were swatted down in a row like two flies.
It opened its mouth and let out a terrifying roar.
roar! ! !
The two men were slapped to the ground, dizzy, and before they could come to their senses, they were face to face with the canine teeth still covered with flesh-colored threads.
"Ahhhhh there's a tiger!!" Song Guogang screamed and was so scared that he almost fainted on the spot.
But he didn't dare to faint. Even though his hands and feet had become as soft as tofu due to fear, he still managed to support himself and tried to climb up the wall again by rolling and crawling.
Zhang Meijuan also trembled her legs as she tried to climb up.
Jinhua used her claws to pull the two men down one by one, as easily as pulling out taffy.
Song Guogang: “Ahhhhhhh!!”
Zhang Meijuan: “Ahhhhhhhhh!!”
The two were so scared that they crawled on the ground, and heart-wrenching male and female duets echoed one after another.
It was the first time that Jinhua had seen such a performance. Her eyes widened, but she was in no hurry to take revenge. Just like a cat playing with a mouse, she let them run for a while, then leisurely caught up with them and knocked them to the ground one by one with her claws.
The two of them were like screaming chickens, making a loud noise every time they scratched their heads, and they could run away by themselves.
It's so fun.
The kid with white scarf, who was playing sepak takraw at the side, was also attracted and jumped over to grab the ball, imitating his mother's example.
It hasn't been weaned yet, and it had been hungry for nine meals in three days with its mother for some time, which damaged its health. The four-month-old tiger is almost as thin as a three-month-old one. It has only recently recovered, but its claws are still soft, and its attack power is about equal to that of a goose.
But Song Guogang and Zhang Meijuan didn’t know that if they didn’t really want to stay alive, they would have almost turned pale like dead fish - others had wolves in front and tigers behind, but they had tigers in front and tigers behind!
Jinhua and her son Bai Weibo were having a great time playing together, while Song Guogang and Zhang Meijuan had bruises and scratches all over their faces, and two of their shoes were lost.
Zhang Meijuan wanted to cry: "What place is this? Is this really Song Ruan's home?"
Song Guogang gritted his teeth and panted: "I finally understand that the people in this village are not good people. It is possible that the person who showed us the way just now saw that we are outsiders and deliberately tricked us here to feed us to the tigers!"
As he was talking, his feet movements were inevitably affected. The white scarf flew over and hooked his pants. The straw rope, which was already tight, could not bear it and broke into two pieces with a snap.
The pants fell down in an instant, revealing two bare legs that looked like they were wearing woolen trousers.
Just at this moment, Song Ruan, who had finally rushed back, opened the door with the key and happened to see this scene.
"oops!!!"
Han Zhenzhen immediately covered her eyes and screamed, "How shameless! You are such a hooligan!"
"Where is it, where is it? Is there someone being a hooligan? Let me take a look!!"
Hearing this, the other people in the Dongfeng Brigade became excited. Led by the uncles and aunts, they all gathered around and pointed at Song Guogang.
"Really, really! Take off your pants!"
"No, what kind of thief is this? Running into someone else's house to act like a hooligan?"
"Too arrogant! He should be arrested!"
"Tsk, tsk, tsk, not big..."
"Let me see, let me see...it's not bad, bigger than the last time..."
Someone raised his little finger, and the people around him laughed knowingly.
Song Guogang was so scared by Jinhua's pursuit that he thought someone had come to help him escape from the tiger's mouth, but he didn't expect that this group of people would stand outside and point fingers at him. The same thing to this damn tiger. There are so many people outside, but they just keep chasing him!
Damn it, what are you talking about! Can't you see that he is being chased by two tigers? Which one is he being mean to? !
I was chased so hard that I was out of breath and exhausted, and I couldn't even say a word of rebuttal.
Coincidentally, at this moment, someone at the door raised an objection: "I see he is being chased by Jinhua. A gangster wouldn't play tricks on a tiger. This is too..." It's too harsh.
Before Song Guogang could agree, he heard another child's excited voice.
"I know, I know. I just learned a proverb! This is called hitting a tiger with your bare bottom - you don't care about your shame or your life!"
Tiger Head jumped and shouted excitedly.
You're the only one who can speak! !
Song Guogang's eyes went dark, he was so tired, scared and angry that he fainted.
The people outside all said “Eh (↗)” in unison, just like people watching a play.
Zhang Meijuan saw Song Ruan in the chaos, and she grabbed a life-saving straw, and led the tiger to run towards her while cursing, "You stupid girl, don't you see that your parents are almost killed by the tiger? Why are you standing there?"
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