Chapter 140 Two-in-one Song Ruan: Watch me spin the windmill
Jinhua is a Siberian tiger after all. During this period, he has been hunting with Song Ruan and taking care of family matters. A few days ago, he even had a fight with some "magic ambassadors". His agility has been improved to some extent.
Plus, these shameless bastards occupied its den and set a trap for it, causing it to lose face.
In their wild animal circle, this was no different from a life-and-death feud. At Song Ruan's command, the whole tiger rushed over like a gust of wind, with a flash of yellow shadow.
A few Japanese soldiers who were munching on meat-filled steamed buns were eating and chatting, when they suddenly felt a whirlwind coming over them, followed by a fishy smell similar to that of carnivorous beasts. These men fell to the ground. They had received professional training and reacted quickly, rolling on the ground and scattering like a flock of chickens whose roost had been blown away.
...and just in time to expose their leader.
Zhou Yougen was serving Taijun the leader while he was having his meal, with a fawning smile on his face. He held a kettle high in his hands and leaned forward attentively to pass it to Taijun's mouth, with his waist half bent and his butt raised high. He looked like he wished he could become Diet the leader carried on a chair.
And Chief Dieter was blocked by him, so of course he didn't notice any wind, let alone any smell coming with the wind.
Then Jinhua rushed forward with unstoppable force and stepped on Zhou Yougen's butt with one claw.
An adult female Siberian tiger, not to mention the power of a slap that can crook a wild roe deer's neck, its weight of several hundred kilograms alone is enough to make a person feel dizzy.
Jinhua pounced with her claws - before her nails even popped out, she crushed Zhou Yougen so hard that he screamed and rushed forward with a determined momentum.
Chief Dieter was just opening his mouth to give instructions when he saw the water bag in front of him whizzing towards his mouth as if it was equipped with an accelerator.
The hole in the water bag broke open Chief Dieter's teeth with great force, and the ball went into the hole, hitting his upper jaw.
Boss Dieter is a simple man, not a tough guy. When he was hit in the throat like this, he was about to vomit.
But he couldn't spit it out because the water in the water bag was pouring out like a waterfall in this high posture.
In addition, in order to please the leader Dieter, Zhou Yougen handed the bottle of water to him first. The bottle was full of water, and anyone who drank it would know the fullness.
Tons of tons of tons of tons of tons of tons.
Chief Dieter was vomiting, and the water had already reached his throat. The ups and downs of the water pushed him up and choked him on the spot.
But the water still bubbling down relentlessly.
Chief Dieter coughed and gulped while being forced to swallow. He was like a goose being force-fed with an iron pipe inserted into its throat. He was forced to gulp down the torrent of water that was pouring down on him. His eyes were almost popping out.
How should I describe this scene? It's a bit like the classic and popular video of being forced to drink, except that the protagonist in front of me is a little uglier and makes people feel a little disgusted.
But if the male model who accompanied her for drinking looked like this, Song Ruan would call the police if he just sat next to her and took a sip of her wine, let alone forced to drink.
Zhou Yougen was also confused. Looking at the remaining Chief Dieter, whose eyes rolled back like a dead fish after being forced to pay customs duties, he shivered all over. He hurriedly got up and reached out to pick the sac from Chief Dieter's mouth:
"Mr. Gao, I'm sorry, I'll take it down for you..."
In Jinhua's eyes, this meant that the enemy not only refused to surrender, but also wanted to resist!
This is a huge provocation to Jinhua!
Jinhua pressed deeply and followed with her other claw.
It was a weight of several hundred kilograms. Zhou Yougen had just raised his hand to help Chief Dieter remove the water bag, but was knocked forward by the impact.
Zhou Yougen only had time to let out a cry of surprise, and watched his hand hit the water bag. Like a hammer hitting a nail, the water bag was hammered inward, almost reaching his stomach.
The whole person fell onto Boss Dieter.
The enemy spy chief who was almost pinned down by him had water gurgled into his mouth, and the water bag was almost stuffed into his stomach. His stomach was hit by Zhou Yougen like a mountain falling on top of him, and there was also the overlapping mountain of flesh from Jinhua. In a trance, he saw his grandmother buried in his hometown.
But the enemy spy chief was professionally trained after all. Even after being tortured like this, he still held on to his last breath and insisted on reaching for the shotgun placed beside him.
Song Ruan took this opportunity to catch up and kicked their guns out of the cave.
Expelliarmus!
Several guns flew out like arrows, and then several sounds of things falling to the ground were heard from outside, which were particularly loud in the quiet forest.
"Baka!"
The little Diets who had rolled away howled and got up from the ground. One of the more reckless ones saw his boss being pinned down by the tiger, and rushed forward with a roar to try to save him.
The other two were still a bit smart. They felt that they were no match for the tiger, but they didn't dare to run away before their boss was dead - mainly because the entrance to the cave was blocked by the tiger - Song Ruan happened to appear at this moment. Although it was a bit strange for a woman to appear with a tiger, she seemed easier to deal with than the tiger with its sharp claws and teeth.
So the two of them looked at each other and suddenly pounced towards Song Ruan.
"What kind of magic did you use, you bitch! Tell that beast to stop!"
"I use the magic of your mom, dad, grandpa and grandma!" Song Ruan was too lazy to talk nonsense with them. He kicked a little Dieter to the ground, then grabbed his leg and swung him up, just like playing baseball, and swung it accurately towards the other person's head.
Their heads collided and their mouths touched, but there wasn't the slightest bit of the beauty of the accidental kiss in TV dramas - after all, Song Ruan, this cheating guy, had solid strength that could handle a huge amount of damage.
There was a loud bang, and even the cave seemed to be shaking. The two people whose lips were touching each other started bleeding from their noses at the same time - this could be considered a blood fusion in another sense.
The one who was hit like a baseball screamed and spat out a bloody tooth.
He was dizzy and said harshly: "Baga! Bitch, I'm going to take you..."
Who is Song Ruan? How could such a fragile, weak and pitiful girl listen to such vicious and chilling words?
She swung the human baseball bat in her hand and hit him in the face again with a bang, making him see stars, spit blood from his nose, and have broken teeth in his mouth. He was like a cowardly baboon, only able to make some loud noises.
Song Ruan swung the big bang bang in his hand and hit him on the head, knocking him like a gopher, while cursing viciously:
"You are a rotten cucumber with pus on your head, sores on your feet, and a bad heart. You can't live a good life and cause trouble everywhere. You dare to scold me after you rebel? You are a dog who rebels against Tiangang. I give you face!"
The anti-hero system in her head cursed indignantly: "Right! What right does this bitch have to scold you! He is such a bad guy! Beat him to death! I will give you a rocket!"
The man in her hand was swung like a high-speed windmill blade, and his afterimage could be seen. It was as if the man was sitting on a pendulum decades in advance, and it was an evolved version of the pendulum - after all, he was really hammering people while he was being swung.
The pendulum couldn't hold on any longer, so he tried to make a move.
But just after he finished eating, he was beaten again. As soon as he opened his mouth, he vomited everything.
——It fell right on the head of the mole below, who was breathing more than he was breathing.
The gopher, who had been beaten to the point of having only one breath left, tried hard to take a breath to relax, but was overwhelmed by the stench, his eyes rolled back, and he fainted.
Song Ruan disdainfully swung the baseball bat in his hand at him, giving him the final heavy blow.
Baseball fainted, but Baseball Bat still retained the last bit of consciousness. At this moment, he didn't care about his boss anymore, and he twisted forward desperately like a maggot.
Help! Aren’t Chinese women said to be docile, weak and conservative? This woman is swinging him and beating him!
Before Song Ruan could make a move, the other side excitedly rushed over, raised its hoof and stepped down.
During this period, he had been eating well and drinking well, and he was fat and strong. With the mentality of "If he can't beat Jinhua, he can't beat Jinhua's cub", he fought with the white scarf every day. His skills were much better than those of ordinary donkeys. With one kick, the baseball bat almost died to the death.
Not to be outdone, the white scarf jumped up and started scratching with its claws raised.
However, because it is still small, it can only play a supporting role, jumping around flexibly in it, biting your thighs and clawing your buttocks. Not to mention its aggressiveness, it looks quite busy at first glance.
The little tiger who hasn't even been weaned yet dares to provoke him!
He struggled to raise the baseball bat and tried to resist, but a beast came up from behind him, raised its front two hooves and stomped heavily on the ground.
The baseball bat had been standing upright for only three seconds before it was stepped on and knocked down, with its eyes almost popping out.
The man in the white scarf went up and bit the hand he had raised. It's amazing that the two brothers, Donkey and Tiger, cooperated very well.
Over there, Jinhua's claws didn't move, but its tail was like a steel whip, swung at the person who pounced on him, and the person could only let out a scream, and rolled out like a bowling ball.
Seeing that this ball was more energetic and fun, White Scarf and Good Things immediately abandoned the one that was only breathing its last breath and pounced on it happily.
For a moment, the cave was filled with screams, echoing in this semi-enclosed empty space. It was so lively.
Song Ruan took out a hemp rope from her own package and tied them all up one by one.
The anti-jing system was instructing her in her mind how to tie a knot that would make it impossible for people to break free. She tied up the things that were almost beaten into a mess like piglets. The knot was tied with such a small buckle that even Ultraman Tiga would have no chance of breaking free, let alone Dite.
Zhou Yougen, with a bruised face and nose, forced his squinting eyes open and recognized Song Ruan with difficulty - this was the woman from the Dongfeng Brigade who came to steal pigs last time and ran away with the pigs in her arms. She kicked open the door of their brigade's pigpen, causing the villagers from their brigade to chase the pigs all over the mountains.
It was like enemies meeting each other with envy. He shouted with difficulty and anger: "You know..."
Song Ruan was too lazy to listen to the whining of this broken thing and punched him on the head. Zhou Yougen fell to the ground with the back of his head like a turtle with its shell turned over. He kicked his legs and fainted.
Now, among the whole group of Diets, the only one still awake is the leader.
Boss Dieter swallowed hard, feeling the heavy smell of blood in his throat. A hint of viciousness flashed in his eyes, but he tried to force a gentle smile on his face: "Girl, you may have misunderstood..."
Song Ruan threw another punch with his backhand and said righteously, "Call me comrade!"
But Boss Dieter couldn't scream, and he fainted under the heavy blow.
Song Ruan was very unhappy and punched him again: "You didn't even call me, you have no manners at all!"
Dieter, who was awakened from his coma by the beating, opened his eyes with difficulty. Just as he was about to speak, Song Ruan hit him again with his backhand:
"How dare you stare at me? You're so ugly and your eyes are so big, who are you trying to scare to death?"
Dieter, who was knocked unconscious again: If you want to hit me, just do it directly. There's no need to find an excuse.
Song Ruan looked at the purple-blue swelling slowly appearing on Dieter's head, shook his head and sighed: "This year's Dieter's physical fitness is really bad, what a bunch of idiots."
The anti-jing system responded mindlessly: "Yes, yes, they can't!"
Song Ruan tied the group of Dits together like the Calabash Brothers, and tied the front end of the rope around Jinhua's shoulders and back to form a small vest. He also took the Dits' earmuffs and put them between the rope and Jinhua's fur to prevent them from hurting her. He patted Jinhua on the back and said, "Let's go."
Jinhua saw that he had to fight five people at once, and waved his big paws on the ground in displeasure.
What are you doing? Do you want to tire the tiger to death?
Song Ruan painted a rosy picture for him: "These are not ordinary people. If you drag them back, you can live a wonderful life for the rest of your life, where someone will bring your food to your mouth, someone will make you fresh water every day, someone will shovel your shit for you, someone will build your house for you, someone will find you a boyfriend, someone will take care of your children, and you can live comfortably until the day you die."
Jinhua's eyes lit up when she heard this. She then looked at the group of Calabash Brothers behind her, who were not happy at all. They screamed and dragged themselves back.
Life is so good in this world, what are you waiting for? Hurry up and leave, or you will miss such a good thing!
Jinhua performed a live performance on the spot to cheer people up, pulling a group of people forward with high morale. Her four claws moved alternately and quickly, almost rubbing sparks on the snow-covered ice surface.
Song Ruan carried her wildlife team and dragged the captives back over the mountains and across the rivers. When they were dragged to the Dongfeng Brigade, their faces were almost smooth and their bodies were covered with ice chips. They looked like old popsicles, polished smooth from head to toe.
——But who cares whether they live or die!
After all, there were several hills, and when Song Ruan finally arrived at the brigade headquarters, it was already dark - the days in the northeast are very short in winter.
At the brigade headquarters, the captain finally finished another day of doing nothing on the job and was humming a little tune happily as he was preparing to go home. When he was leaving in the morning, his old wife said that he was tired during this period of time, so she allowed him to have a few drinks today and also said that she would fry some peanuts for him. Hey, even an old emperor is no more than this!
Then when I looked up, I saw a dark crowd coming towards me outside.
At first glance it was a very familiar combination: Song Ruan was walking in the front, with Jinhua and Haoshi following behind on the left and right like two guardians, and the white scarf jumping around - it was just that Jinhua was dragging something behind her.
There were no advanced gadgets like streetlights in the countryside at that time. There was no moon tonight and the clouds were thick, so it was particularly dark. After all, the team leader was old and could not see clearly. He thought it was the prey they had caught.
——After all, Song Ruan asked him for leave in the morning and threatened to go and help Jinhua seize territory. It was quite normal to kill one or two blind beasts who occupied Jinhua's territory.
The captain faintly smelled blood and became more certain of his guess, but new doubts arose.
It’s great that you caught the prey, why are you looking for him? He remembered that because Jinhua refused to leave Song Ruan's house, the police station specially approved her to keep the prey she had hunted for herself without having to hand it in. Why did Song Ruan come to him?
Could it be that this thing isn't actually dead yet, and they dragged it here to ask him for justice?
I never expected that Wang Decai's reputation would spread to the animal world.
The captain was amused by his own guess.
But come to think of it, what the hell is this creature? How can it be so bold that it dares to compete with tigers for territory? Look, you got beaten, didn’t you?
The captain came over cheerfully with his hands behind his back. He also wanted to see what was so bold, so he squinted his eyes and looked down.
Five people with bruised faces and noses were lying on the ground, half dead, with their eyes closed and blood stains on their bodies. It looked like a murder scene.
Oh my god! ! !
people! ! !
Five people! !
The captain's feet slipped violently, his legs went limp, and he almost fell to the ground.
He managed to calm himself down, wiped the cold sweat off his face, and said tremblingly: "Xiao Song, these five people...are fighting with Jinhua for territory?"
No, are these people so bold as to compete with Jinhua for territory?
And even though Jinhua was as timid as a big milf in front of Song Ruan, it was a tiger after all, the kind of tiger that would make them run so fast if they met it in the mountains that they would wish their parents had given them two more legs! How brave do you have to be to compete with it for territory?
The captain just couldn't understand why there were people in the world who were seeking death like this.
But now the half-dead person was placed in front of him. The captain paused again and again, gritted his teeth, and asked tentatively, almost desperately: "Are you still... alive?"
His heart was in his throat, and at the same time he was wildly speculating in his mind, if this person was dead, what did Song Ruan mean by dragging him to find him?
Ask... ask him to bury it?
He is a good citizen!
But if he didn't help bury the body, would Song Ruan bury him?
He has just become the real leader of the Dongfeng Brigade! The commune leader also said that his position would be officially confirmed after the Lantern Festival, and he would also serve as the acting team leader. This means he has both the title and the actual position!
He hasn't had the proper experience yet!
The captain felt like his head was burning with worry.
Song Ruan had no idea that during this short while, the captain had already brainstormed a lot in his mind, and was still thinking about why the old man was so strange today: "If he is not fighting with Jinhua for territory, of course he is still alive."
The captain was overjoyed. As long as he was alive, it was good.
Because his psychological expectations were too low, even though the guys on the ground were bruised and half dead, the captain's son was strangely relaxed.
His emotions fluctuated wildly. The captain took out his precious dry tobacco from his arms and lit it with his still trembling hands. He breathed a sigh of relief and put the pipe to his mouth: "What's going on?"
Song Ruan only then realized why the captain's attitude was so strange at the beginning. She was a little unhappy about what the old man thought of her, so she waited with malicious intent for the old man to take a big sip with a relaxed look on his face. When he was about to spit it out with a long sigh, she added calmly:
"Oh, these are the ones I met on the mountain, Dieter."
"What?!"
The captain choked on a puff of smoke and started coughing in the swirling smoke, making a loud coughing sound, and it looked like he was about to cough out his lungs.
But he didn't care at all, and his voice became louder: "Are these people Dieter?!"
Song Ruan watched as smoke came out of his nostrils and mouth, his entire head filled with smoke, as if the Bull Demon King were alive again, and there was a rare hint of smoke in his eyes.
She kept talking, and the captain got angry. He even took a step forward and almost grabbed Song Ruan by the collar and shook her. He asked again in an anxious voice: "Are these people Dieter?!"
Song Ruan came back to his senses: "Yes, it was Dieter, I heard it with my own ears."
The captain once again dialed the phone covered with red cloth at the brigade headquarters.
The people at the police station recognized the captain's voice as soon as he spoke. They were thinking that it was only the New Year and the Dongfeng Brigade was still not peaceful, and there might be some fighting and hooliganism incidents again. Then they heard a word that made people's hair stand on end.
Enemy spy! !
Everyone was suddenly shocked.
Every comrade in the police station was called out, even Da Huang, who was lying on the ground and preparing to sleep, was awakened by two slaps. All the comrades went out and immediately marched towards the Dongfeng Battalion.
The front and rear of the three-wheeled motorcycle in the institute were filled with people. Those who couldn't squeeze on board rode their own bicycles, which were provided by the institute or borrowed, and chased after the others. The chains were almost smoking from the pedaling, but no one complained of being tired.
Why are you so tired? Didn't you hear that the enemy spies have been caught and tied up and are waiting for them to go? What's the difference between this and the credit lying on the ground waiting for them to pick it up?
——You must be kidding. Anyone who doesn’t come to achieve such a great feat would be a fool!
After a while, everyone gathered at the Dongfeng Brigade.
Jinhua dragged five people over four mountains in one breath. The tiger was so tired that it was lying on the ground gasping for breath like a dog. Now it insisted on crawling up, supporting itself on the ground with its two front paws, and sitting as gracefully as possible.
This is what the vicious woman said, that they will be able to provide it with good food and drink for the rest of its life, right?
Jinhua licked his paws and quietly washed his face.
I saw the white-collared tiger jumping and jumping over there like a silly tiger, making a low, whining sound from his throat.
What are you doing now, you dead kid? Come here and sit down and pretend!
Continue read on readnovelmtl.com
