Chapter 116 The Emperor is Far Away



"Brother Junxiao, when did you arrive!" Yu Qiuchi looked at Gu Xiaojun standing next to the pink balloon and was startled.

Gu Xiaojun laughed heartily: "Back when I was a primary school kid who had never been in a relationship!"

Xie Tingsi stiffened, and his smile became forced.

"Looks like I have a very low profile." Gu Xiaojun handed Yu Qiuchi a brown paper bag: "Eat it while it's hot."

Yu Qiuchi opened it, and inside was a bamboo tube rice dumpling, with white rice on top and black rice on the bottom, which smelled very fragrant. Yu Qiuchi tentatively took a bite; it was very soft and a little hot on his tongue. Perhaps it was just his imagination, but he felt that the outer layer of white sugar had also absorbed the aroma of rice. The delicious taste made Yu Qiuchi feel unconsciously happy.

What Yu Qiuchi didn't know was that he looked really alluring, like a little animal tentatively biting into an unknown food, then discovering it was delicious, with a satisfied little expression on its face.

[Ahhh, so cute!]

Now I finally understand why so many people love being pet owners!

[I want to get a cat that looks like my wife!]

The guests' attention was drawn to him, and Yu Qiuchi was able to keenly capture the longing in their eyes.

Yu Qiuchi looked up somewhat awkwardly at the tall Gu Xiaojun in front of him and asked, "Brother Junxiao, is this the only one?"

Gu Xiaojun glanced at everyone, a smile on her face: "They don't like to eat it."

"Really?" Yu Qiuchi asked, still somewhat doubtful.

The other five guests: "..."

"Oh~ they don't like it!" Tang Ke repeated Gu Xiaojun's words in a sarcastic tone, trying to make sure everyone could hear every word clearly.

"Brother Junxiao, you said Xie Tingsi answered a question, what was it?" Yu Qiuchi had no choice but to sacrifice Xie Tingsi to end the tense atmosphere.

He silently apologized to Xie Tingsi in his heart, promising to treat him to bamboo tube rice dumplings next time!

"Heh~" Tang Ke sneered.

Gu Xiaojun recalled the question: "The guests' first impressions of each other."

"This forum was originally only active with fans answering questions, which we collectively ignored. Who knew that Brother Si would personally step in and answer! That traitor!" Yan Qing explained.

"And do you know what this traitor answered?" Yan Qing said with a face full of resentment.

Tang Ke chimed in, "This idiot doesn't even bother with appearances."

Xie Tingsi rubbed his nose, indicating that it had nothing to do with me: "Straightforward people never do superficial things, hypocrites!"

“Yes, you’re not being hypocritical.” Tang Ke nodded seriously: “You said our little cutie Yan Qing is noisy and a chatterbox.”

"They say our Zhou Shen is a show-off king, with a kind of 'I am the king of the world' feeling, like the kind of male protagonist in a harem novel who can destroy the world!" Tang Ke added.

Yan Qing continued, "They say our Tang beauty is like a spoiled rich girl, the arrogant and domineering kind!"

"And then there's our sweet potato, the non-mainstream teenager, the emo!"

"Brother Junxiao, Xiongda is a really good cook..."

The two of them took turns reciting Xie Tingsi's answers, leaving Yu Qiuchi somewhat helpless.

Having received five menacing stares, Xie Tingsi's arrogance subsided considerably. He lowered his head and said meekly, "First impression, first impression! We weren't familiar with each other back then, but it's different now that we know each other!"

"That's great, honest you, you've given us even more nicknames now." Yan Qing, having echoed Tang Ke for so long, naturally picked up the sarcasm and added, "It's added another indelible crack to our already precarious friendship, truly making matters worse."

[Fake friendship, real rivalry]

[Our Xie Tingsi has single-handedly offended all his rivals in love! So proud!]

[Proud Head, Brother Si, please pay attention to the lives of our fans! We're trembling with fear under the pursuit of five different fan groups! (Dare not say another word)]

"What about me?" Yu Qiuchi was a little curious about Xie Tingsi's first impression of her. Was he going to be a pretentious guy?

Xie Tingsi instantly recovered his strength. He wagged his tail and looked at Yu Qiuchi, his eyes full of praise.

"So he said it's a real dog!" Yan Qing gritted her teeth.

Xie Tingsi wrote a short essay of over a thousand words for Yu Qiuchi: "When we first met, your features were like a painting; just one sentence from you captured my eyes and my heart. Wife, how can you be so beautiful? You've made my heart flutter... Ah, my heart beats only for you. You are my goddess, and I will always be your dog..."

Gu Xiaojun's teeth ached from reading it; the dog's writing was so cheesy, and Yu Qiuchi felt embarrassed listening to it.

Yu Qiuchi interrupted, covering his face, feeling too ashamed to face anyone: "Forget it, stop reading."

Xie Tingsi, feeling wronged: "Was my writing bad?"

This left Yu Qiuchi speechless, so he simply stopped responding and changed the subject: "Brother Junxiao, where did you buy the bamboo tube rice dumplings?"

Gu Xiaojun used her hand to pry Xie Tingsi's dog head away: "Go play somewhere else."

"At the high-speed rail station."

"Oh, it's delicious!" Yu Qiuchi said after taking a bite. "The last time I ate it, I was sneaking it behind my father's back. It was when I was about thirteen years old. I only ate half a goose before the bodyguard caught me."

At that moment, a gold-colored comment filled the entire screen. [Just let him have a couple of bites to satisfy his craving; he was complaining of a toothache the other day.]

The crew members were very helpful: "Teacher Yu, your brother said you shouldn't eat anymore, because he's worried about your teeth hurting."

Yu Qiuchi snorted, bit off the rest of the bamboo skewer, waved the bare bamboo stick in his hand at the screen, and said provocatively, "The emperor is far away, I can't control this!"

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