Our seven dashing dating reality show guests were frantically catching crabs all over the house.
[Freeze-frame moment is a comedy]
[My wife even complained about Xie Tingsi's live fish, saying, "What's the difference between this live crab and that fish?!"]
[(doge) Live fish can't escape, but crabs can, and they'll attack!]
Yu Qiuchi didn't expect these crabs to be so fast, and more importantly, their two big pincers really hurt when they pinched people!
"Ouch." Yu Qiuchi winced in pain and subconsciously let go of the crab in her hand. The crab landed, rolled around, and then swaggered into the crevice of the sofa.
"Qiu Chi, are you alright?" Yan Qing was the first to come over and took Yu Qiu Chi's pinched finger.
Yu Qiuchi's skin was naturally fair, and her fingertips were neatly trimmed, appearing rosy and translucent in the sunlight. Yan Qing's face flushed slightly as he looked at his pinkish fingers that had been pinched, and gently blew on them.
"It's nothing." Feeling the heat on her fingertips, Yu Qiuchi curled up slightly. Looking into Yan Qingqing's bright, round eyes, she withdrew her hand somewhat uncomfortably: "I let go the moment it pinched me. Let's find the crab first."
[Ahhh, this is so captivating! The beauty lowered her eyes, seemingly in some pain, while Yan Qing, despite his cold and aloof expression, had round, innocent eyes.]
[A boon for hand fetishists!]
"Are you really alright?" Xie Tingsi asked with some concern. He looked at Yu Qiuchi's hand hanging down by his trouser seam. Her fingers were long and slender, with a slight pink tinge. They must feel very comfortable to touch.
Yu Qiuchi felt a slight pain in his fingertips. He casually rubbed the spot where he had been pinched, pretended to be fine, and continued to look for the brazen crabs. He said somewhat helplessly, "I don't know how they untied the ropes."
After a chaotic scene, the fourteen escaped crabs were finally captured and brought to justice!
In the kitchen, Jiang Chenzhou, Song Yaozhuo, and others were preparing ingredients. Among the people who could cook, only Gu Xiaojun and Yu Qiuchi remained in the living room.
Gu Xiaojun pulled Yu Qiuchi to sit on the sofa: "Is it swollen?"
"No." Yu Qiuchi looked at the hands gripping his wrists and tried to pull away slightly, but it was like a mayfly trying to shake a tree; his strength was no match for theirs. "It's really nothing, it just hurt a little at first..."
Gu Xiaojun looked down at Yu Qiuchi's hand. He could only say that Yu Qiuchi's skin was very delicate. Even though he hadn't used much force, a red bracelet had appeared on his wrist where Gu Xiaojun had grabbed it. Gu Xiaojun let go of his hand and took out a first-aid kit from the coffee table drawer.
When the green ointment was applied to Yu Qiuchi's nails, her fingertips, which were originally a little hot, shivered slightly due to the coolness of the ointment.
Gu Xiaojun seemed to notice Yu Qiuchi's actions. He spread the ointment evenly and casually said, "If you don't apply it, it will swell up and hurt more tomorrow. People will worry."
[Some people will be worried~]
[Who's worried!]
[As expected, chefs don't have love. Everyone else is cooking, but what is my Junxiao doing?]
[Flirting with my wife]
[Put away your flamboyant wavy lines]
Yu Qiuchi was caught off guard and met Gu Xiaojun's deep eyes. The gaze was so clear that he wanted to run away. He withdrew his hand, gave a soft "hmm," and then hurriedly got up and walked towards the kitchen: "I'll go see if there's anything I can help with."
Gu Xiaojun watched Yu Qiuchi's fleeing figure, looked at the green ointment still remaining on his hand, and gently sniffed it, the clear herbal scent filling his nostrils.
When someone falls in love with another person, the person they like is particularly perceptive of who they are, and first feels disappointed, then jealous.
Gu Xiaojun admitted that she was jealous of Mo Weiyun, Yu Qiuchi's nominal brother.
He sighed deeply, packed up his medicine box, and strode towards the kitchen.
The kitchen was now in a state of chaos, especially for Xie Tingsi. The fish's body was very slippery, and when he scooped it out of the water, it leaped up like a dragon gate and flew away.
[This fish is really well-cooked!]
[This fish must have a firm and chewy texture]
[Who just said fish don't attack? Come quick, the fish are attacking!]
[No, I should say Si-ge is really bad!]
He hurriedly reached out to grab it, but the dragon swung its tail and slapped his hand repeatedly. Using the force, he jumped into the pot. Xie Tingsi cried out in anguish, "My fish!"
"Keep your fish in check!" Jiang Chenzhou said disapprovingly, looking at the extraterrestrial creature that had appeared in his pot.
Song Yaozhuo had already fled the battlefield; he was hiding in a corner with the washed crabs in his arms.
Tang Ke was squatting down processing the vegetables when Xie Tingsi accidentally knocked over a basin of water while chasing the fish, splashing water all over his head. The fishy smell made him explode: "Xie Tingsi!"
[666]
[My brother Si is awesome!]
[This way the fish would be even more awesome!]
[Isn't anyone concerned about our Miss Tang?]
[This scene evokes a sense of déjà vu.]
[Goodness, this is the Nth time that Brother Si has wiped out his entire team by himself.]
Salt and vinegar were spilled all over the kitchen floor. When Yu Qiuchi came in, he saw Xie Tingsi reaching into the boiling pot to scoop fish out with his bare hands, and he quickly stopped him.
Yan Qing's pupils dilated in shock at what the fish had done. When he saw Yu Qiuchi coming over, he quickly stopped him: "No, the ground is slippery!"
Who knew that because the basin containing the fish had spilled water all over the ground, Yu Qiuchi slipped and fell backward.
Fortunately, Gu Xiaojun took large strides when he came over and caught Yu Qiuchi in his arms, saving him from physical pain.
Yu Qiuchi had been so frightened that he instinctively closed his eyes. He realized he didn't feel any pain, only the tightness of the grip around his waist. He opened his eyes and found himself suspended in mid-air, held in Gu Xiaojun's arms. He was somewhat astonished; this man was incredibly strong.
[Holy crap, those muscles! I'm so envious (drooling)]
[My wife has such a slim waist!]
[Wow, wow wow, what a physique! My Junxiao brother is so manly!]
[Dead shippers are about to rise from the ashes!]
He looked up and his eyes met Gu Xiaojun's worried gaze, and he was taken aback at first. Yu Qiuchi had to admit that Gu Xiaojun was good-looking, with a kind of roguish charm. If you added a scar to his face, he would look like the protagonist of a gangster boss in a novel.
"I'm fine." Yu Qiuchi patted Gu Xiaojun's arm around her waist, signaling him to put her down. The muscles on Gu Xiaojun's arm looked very elastic because of the effort he had put in, which made Yu Qiuchi envious again.
Gu Xiaojun placed Yu Qiuchi on the dry floor, feeling a little regretful as the warmth left his embrace. Yu Qiuchi's waist was truly slender, the kind that could be wrapped tightly around the waist. He looked at the people in the kitchen: "Were you fighting?"
"Yeah, people fight fish, but they've never fought fish before!" Tang Ke said sarcastically as he wrung out the water from his hair. He smelled terrible, like his nose was about to go numb.
Jiang Chenzhou calmly turned off the heat. He used a slotted spoon to scoop the fish out of his pot and said expressionlessly, "Take your fish and stay away from my pot."
The implication is clear: get out of here!
Xie Tingsi took the spoon, bowed respectfully in apology, and then muttered to the fish in the strainer, whose skin was almost cooked, "Brother fish! You're so eager to be reborn!"
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