After the door was closed, everyone sat around the stove in the middle of summer.
The water has boiled several times, but no one cares.
The main reason is that they don’t usually care about these things, and those who don’t know might think they are just stewing soup.
The Queen Mother counted the people one by one, and as she counted, she smiled.
Suddenly I remembered that before I got married, my sisters and I loved to get together to chat and laugh, especially in winter when it was snowing outside, the fire was burning, and the tea was fragrant.
One interesting story after another will be told to entertain everyone.
So she thought for a moment, and decided to show her grandmotherly kindness, saying, "I'll tell you a story."
Everyone said in unison: "No."
Queen Mother: “…”? ?
The Crown Princess quickly explained, "This room is too hot. I can't calm down. How about I open the window?"
The prince agreed: "Yes, yes, it will be comfortable once it is opened."
The Queen Mother said coldly, "If we open it, won't it be exposed?"
Everyone: “…”!!
Head down, eyes lowered, quiet, speechless.
This scene is somewhat funny.
The Queen Mother sighed: "You guys are really impatient."
"That's good now. If we're really going to be collectively exposed, let's all go guard the city gates."
The prince glanced out the window, startled, and whispered quickly, "Grandmother, please stop talking. I think I saw..."
The Queen Mother was confused: "What did you see?"
Zou Yuer also saw it and was so scared that she quickly covered her mouth, but her eyes were full of shock.
The Queen Mother was puzzled. What did she see?
Then she stood up and looked out the window.
My goodness, on the two big trees outside the courtyard wall, the branches were swaying, and two black things were hanging on them, like wild monkeys.
"What is it?" asked the Queen Mother.
The prince stood up and took a closer look, then said, "Look at the figures. The shorter one at the bottom seems to be my fifth brother, and the one at the top..."
Zou Yuer said weakly, "It seems to be me... my husband."
Everyone: “…”
The Queen Mother's mouth twitched and she was completely speechless.
Is it true that the entire army will be wiped out tonight?
She said impatiently, "Prince, go out and chop down the tree they're hanging on."
The prince looked confused and surprised, "Then they fell."
The Queen Mother said, "What else can you do? Go catch them?"
The prince said, "But it's late at night and will disturb the imperial aunt."
The Queen Mother: “…” What she meant was that her daughter-in-law still needed to do something.
Why……
"You Xiao family are really disappointing!"
Prince: “…” Is he the only one here with the surname Xiao?
It turns out that when his younger brothers make mistakes, he is the one who takes the blame in the end!
…
In the tunnel under the rockery, the emperor didn't hear any sound for a long time. He immediately asked Zhou Dahai beside him, "Are you sure the tunnel is dug through?"
"Why do I feel like this position is wrong?"
Zhou Dahai looked forward in surprise. Yes, the small door was right here.
Then he said, "The bathroom is inside, right!"
The Emperor was immediately shocked. "I asked you to dig a tunnel under Princess Ding's bedroom. Why did you dig to the bathroom? Are you asking me to peek at Princess Ding bathing?"
After the emperor finished speaking, he wanted to slap Zhou Dahai twice!
Zhou Dahai saw the emperor's gaze and subconsciously covered his cheeks and said, "Yes, walk in from the bathroom and you'll see where Princess Ding lives."
"And it's convenient when I come back. I can go through the bathroom and the palace servants won't see me!"
How perfect!
He thought about this plan for a long time.
The emperor couldn't help but beat Zhou Dahai violently in the tunnel when he saw Zhou Dahai baring his teeth!
"Shameless bastard, listen to what you are saying."
"Am I that kind of despicable, shameless, dirty person?"
"You actually dug up the bathroom where Princess Ding bathes! You're a worthless piece of shit with a head full of pornography. I'll beat you to death today!"
Zhou Dahai was running for his life. Just as he was about to escape the secret passage, he suddenly heard someone in front of him say, "Wow, Xiao Huailuo, there seems to be a secret passage here!!!"
When Xiao Huailuo heard this, he said happily: "Really? Let me see it!"
Zhou Dahai suddenly felt that something was wrong: "..."!!
The emperor, who wanted to faint right there, said: "..."!!
The two men hurried back and only breathed a sigh of relief after hiding in the bathroom.
At this time, Xiao Huailuo's voice was heard from outside: "There is a door here, could it lead to Songyue Palace?"
Yu Qingqing said happily: "Of course it is. I have checked the surrounding terrain. This place is closest to the Queen Aunt's bedroom!"
Xiao Huailuo said: "What are we waiting for? Let's go in quickly."
The emperor was completely clueless and pulled Zhou Dahai straight into the bedroom, hiding under the bed without saying a word.
While hiding, he cursed in his heart and twisted Zhou Dahai from time to time.
This guy, who is more likely to cause trouble than to do anything good, will kill Zhou Dahai as soon as he gets out of here!
This old guy is simply amazing!
His lifelong fame!!!
The emperor really cried out in pain in his heart, wishing he could go through the wall and get out. He would never dig a tunnel again.
I'd rather die than drill again.
Zhou Dahai also feels aggrieved. Are His Royal Highness Prince An and Princess An so wild?
You go into a cave when you see one, and go into a secret passage when you see one. Aren’t you afraid of encountering danger?
They are so fierce, no wonder they can become husband and wife. It's true that two different people can sleep in the same bed!
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